VIDEO: Kayaker Comes Face-to-Face With Shark

[TylerThomasFarrisTV]

Quite acting like you know what plankton is! 

[lacarlsson1479]

fox news your people arent human beings. your the dumbest people in the world and are baised aliens. Fox news is a load of crap.....

[dobberdoss]

"what is plankton"?

something similar in size to your brain Megyn! FFS

[nwmxproductions]

def a greAT WHITE that guy was smoking something

[nw5111]

it's not that she doesn't know what plankton is, it's that she said it

[aerowenn]

I'm pretty sure she's a news reporter, not a biologist/zoologist, she doesn't need to know what plankton is. Fact is, most of you dont' know what it is either. You've simply heard about it. I seriously doubt you've ever worked with it, or seen it in person. Just because you've heard of something, doesn't mean you're a pro (acting like someone is stupid because they don't know), which brings me to this: "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge." -Hawking

[Lestat3721]

...SRSLY FAUX NEWS? "What is plankton?" He is Spongebob's arch nemesis. Dipshit.

[Rodrigo50315]

Is that reporter truly so stupid she doesn't know what plankton really is? I feel embarrassed for her. Even my 6 year old daughter knows what plankton is, they teach this stuff in school!

[YarrL3]

confirming plankton are not big human beings

[AllAlaskan907]

What is Plankton? WTF.....I guess the blonde does run deep in this one.

[tiagilbert9]

Fox news reporters do not have to be smart, the just have to be mildly attractive and compliant to the will of the network head honchos.

[bigtomo69er]

retard bitch, i could tell that was a basking shark. She was so condescending, acting like the guy was stupid for getting in the water, when in actual fact he's an astute fisherman and fishlover, who could recognise it as a basking shark

[breachmania]

"I got a degree in Journalism and I'm now a very successful news reader for Fox. But I don't know what Plankton are."

Sums up the education system for you.

[Coddude789]

u had to know the blonde news reporter was gonna say something like that

[MrBuglebuggy]

@Coddude789 I would have a go on it...

[kingbattlef3]

right now i wished you were plankton bitch

[AnubisJosh]

I learnt about Plankton in grade 2 I think

[bigbill186]

god she is a retard... What is plankton

[jungletoes76]

I take offense to the top comments she is not a dumb blonde just a retard I know what plankton are and that only bull and tiger sharks actually try to eat people

[blandface]

@jungletoes76 you just proved their point you can't even google properly

[thepakibye]

wat is plankton? well hes the little green guy from spongebob. 1% gas, 99% evil

[sarxsoma666]

"Plankton" is something that pussy-ass sharks eat when they don't eat meat. These sharks are known as "vegan" and are made fun of by other sharks. They are called "Whale Sharks" which in the animal kingdom means "Nigger".

[Alas07X]

what is plankton? god...I hate the news...

[juandiaz1958]

wow no wonder shes in the new and not at college

[cadaveresquisito]

Really? Funny how some U.S. anchors seem so educated.

[Sahadi420]

What is plankton? LOL That sums up Fox News for ya.........

[althesmith]

Everything about her screams "Girls, don't bother with education, I sucked my way to a job and you can too!"

[crushmw]

i have a 9 year old cousin who can just read the news and she knows what plankton is. this lady is an idiot... "well he survived!" i guess that's because someone in the world knows something about animals and knows when it's safe to be in the water with an animal who's throat is no bigger than a tennis ball.. although i bet this woman's throat is at least that large from all the "favors" she had to give to get a job reading the news. we know she obviously didn't pass highschool biology.

[althesmith]

@crushmw : Everything about this one screams "Girls, if you're stupid, don't worry, I slept my way to a job and so can you!"

[yoshiotamura]

what is plankton..she missed a class for sure

[haydenmossop]

she only reads the news does not mean she understands what she is reading or is an expert on everthing that is news merely a conveyer of infomation

[finalcloud69]

Ahah this makes a crappy kids show

[ArmsDealer06]

She doesn't have any kids obviously.

[DarkSoldier1992]

omfg what a big shark?? 6 7 metres???

[Tonystarkes888]

she can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose that's why she got the job of news reader.

[bmadden85]

@Tonystarkes888: No, only Private Pyle can do that. …or was it Private Cowboy? I'll have to watch again...

[melsegers95]

Who has been feeding this woman for the past 20 years?

[XxcintoriousxX]

OH . Just finished watching the video. Woops. 2nd comment in a row for me now.

-__- She has the mind-span of a plankton...

[XxcintoriousxX]

He's got balls. I would've been paddling for my fucking life screaming. o.o Whether it were a basking shark, a fucking whale, an obese dolphinn, your mumm.......

.____. fuck that.

[johnycakes282]

I would love to throw her in a great white feeding frenzy.  Dumb broad.

[TachieBillano]

What the hell, Fox News?

[TachieBillano]

"What is plankton?" She IS just playing dumb...IS she? Is she? Aaack *facepalm*

[hobbobass]

she can't be serious

[wcb67]

What is plankton? Fuck you Americans are dumb.

[eeevila]

@ashevillejax unfortunatelyplankton is also made of multicelular organisms, ie larval animals etc

[eeevila]

@ParadoxDGR not all plankton are plants, plankton is a mix of organisms from algae to hydras to crustaceans an small fish. Think about your own comments before you knock someone else for thiers. But wow that woman is uneducated.

[source1zero]

Oh my god.... Someone shoot this brainless piece of crap in the head...

[TachieBillano]

@source1zero: Someone shoot ME in the head, instead. I enjoyed reading all those zoology books as a kid, but look which gal's got the glam job on TV. Man, WTF. She didn't even have the common sense to just pretend she knew what plankton was. :-/

[hpiguy]

The bitch doesn't even know what plankton is? Not even a clue? She's perfect for FOX News. Ignorant to the core.

[BasketballStud99]

lol Fox news...

[scottclements78]

What a stupid bitch. Typical american idiot.

[ParadoxDGR]

"Meat eaters"? Ummm, they are called. "Carnivores" And if they AREN'T Carnivores. They are HERBIVORES! Learn some history. Dumb bitch.

[weareallcomplicated]

@ParadoxDGR "Learn some history"? Not sure how that's related to BIOLOGY... but ok...

[lMisterMeaner]

I'd still rape the shit out of her tbh.. 

[Toontownwizard7]

still if it was still a filter feeder i would've stayed in the canoe

[TimmyRGM]

dumb slut

[Pablo123456x]

The title of the video should be "Stupid reporter never watched the discovery channel".

[ashevillejax]

Plankton, tiny one celled organisms....not unlike your brain.

[finch6789]

@ashevillejax good one

[jcs012872]

yes this is fox and stupid people watch them!!!

[223o]

every quit bagging her out.... shes a woman... their brains are smaller.

[dawgpost90]

Lmao what a dumb bitch

[nomadgreg]

A natural blonde, cerebrally speaking. Is IQ for these jobs measured in cup size?

[ShesThe1yup]

@nomadgreg ok I like this comment and I'm a woman hahahha PMSL

[m3rob7]

Dude. Thats a big ass shark.

[stubak26]

what is plankton...serious...typical fox news reader...douche

[TehJordanator1000]

He figured, he would be safe. What is plankton?

LOOOOL

[PunkStar6661]

Only Spongebob Squarepants Lovers are making fun of her right now.

Because when it comes down to it, the only people who even know about Plankton learned it in school (which I'm assuming is rare, because I've never heard a teacher mention Plankton once, and I'm about to finish my third year of college), saw it in an animal documentary, or watched Spongebob. haha

[DACHRONIKDISTRIBUTER]

stupid american bitch

[TheEricleeparker]

I wouldn't eat this bitch out with a sharks mouth , or better she would be dead so maybe I would

[SomebodyLS]

She sounded like she didn't even believe there was such a creature as a "basking shark" lol let alone plankton. And I'm blonde I resent the blonde comments! :p

[Bond00016]

I think shes trying to be stupid to get more attention

[TimmyLambchop]

"What is plankton?" Bitch! Don't ask dumb questions.

[RowdyRiders]

Blonde:"

[taganga26]

Basking sharks wouldn't hurt a fly..this blond is so stupid

[wantabiscit]

Hahaha what is Plankton, classic

[SouthernCross33]

What is plankton? what a dumb uneducated presstitute

[ViaiuM]

No wait, what IS plankton?

[lucyjin82]

WHAT IS PLANKTON, oh god.

[ashevillejax]

This spokesmodel for American ignorance should become one of the "missing blondes" that they consider a 24 / 7 months-on-end front page news.topic.

[SpLiC3]

Are you for real "what is plankton".

Well done on reenforcing stereotypes about americans and specifically blonde females for the next 20 years you dumbass.

[mysticphoebos]

This is why no one watches the media whores they are even more stupid than the shit they read off the tele prompter, just like barry soetoro...

[syohannan247]

what a dumb bitch!

[jami3r00]

how thick is she

[xxsaabine]

omg I would react like : fuck. my. life.

looool

[mattosgus]

OMG...

They told me...

[Kayanite1]

She's such a dumb blond……

[sxuxnxnxy]

@Kayanite1 Blonde*

[2bRealist]

"What is plankton?"

lol.. even my 9 year old laughed at her, and he gets public education O_o

Ohh Kelly.. you hot dumb blond you =]

Just read from the prompter girl, you'll be fine ;-)

[sebs8]

@2bRealist Spongebob is all the public education that he needs.

[ShesThe1yup]

@2bRealist I know right lol

[JohnLeePedimore]

Kayaks are for people who are too cheap to buy a real boat and too lazy to swim.

[EurofighterVsRaptor]

@JohnLeePedimore yeh, but there also way more fun that both those suggested alternatives =D

[2bRealist]

@JohnLeePedimore

"too lazy to swim" ??

You obviously never been kayaking, have you?

[MrSnubzy]

@JohnLeePedimore ahaha your a fucking idiot! kayaks are for people that love the outdoors and do not want a big heavy stinkpot to lumber around. you can go many more places with a kayak and also much more enjoyable and improves your fitness