royal navy funny

[MrXray2011]

It's actions like that which show the world the strength and relaxed approach that the Royal Navy adopts.

Rule Britannia!

[ClaireMcdify]

I would smootch him, such a cutie!

[walzbor]

Sweeeeeeet...

[Brightone101]

Sod the negative comments. Sweet looking bloke!

[Jaimie322]

LOL mate :D

[wank0r]

future menbers of the warfare branch take note. most of your time will be with a mop, broom, or a paint brush :_)

[210482fmj]

i had a dream about a female officer called admiral ursa and she said about one of the new recruits "put a destroyer in his pants"

[TobyParr]

THE BRITISH ARMY,NAVY,AIR FORCE MAY NOT BEAT AMERICA BUT HAS A LIFE AND A FUTURE IT'S A CLASSIC MILITARY AND EVERY ONE LOVES IT AMERICA JUST SHOWS OFF !!!. :) I MEAN WHY THE FUCK DOES AMERICA NEED 11 AIR CRAFT CARRIER'S 3-4 IS ENOUGH !.

[alesanarocksmexico]

@TobyParr usa sucks , 

[TobyParr]

@alesanarocksmexico Thank you!:).

[alesanarocksmexico]

@TobyParr lol

[210482fmj]

alot of people in the navy are actually fighting on the ground in afghanistan. SO you are basically like being in the army just under a different. Beware

[hbga1]

Legend!

[dharfordham]

Royal Navy still gay then

[fluenty9]

yea gerrard...hahah great fun...Anyone tried "secretshag couk" ? I can`t believe how many people in the UK are looking for some secret nookie :0

[danielkrieger1]

the mop is like his rifle

[danielkrieger1]

I hate to admit it but he looks funny

[WelshSingerJosh]

My brother is on that ship right now :) 

[madmanninc]

beeter than the original! hell it's even better than the "white chicks" version, which is bloody difficult to beat.

[stevenpoole001]

typical skimmers. 

[robinson6119]

THIS IS THE NAVY,S ANSWER TO ALL THOSE WHO SAY THERE GAYS HAHA WATA LEGEND HAHA

[LeftHandMeth0d]

he's cutee:)

[12345678910925]

What a Legend! lol

[tina6581]

;-)

[chrisandjess8287]

have a laugh you nozzer cunts! he is gay tho as he's sat next to me touching my leg!!

[mastr980]

WTF is this this might be funny but come up with a song thats original btw this song is ga-

[subtacex]

knob!!!!

[Racey91]

HAAAAAAAA actually made me pmsl!! the funniest thing... so glad their are people in the world who can still have a laugh!! x

[VLCommodore87]

that is the brittish navy for ya lol

[roberthunt124]

LMAO funniest thing ive ever seen! i start training n the 20th of may i carnt wait!

[TheOpenHanded]

HAHAHA classic!!! good to see you boys av a crack!! im in soon

[sjdsmith]

Jesus Christ... please say he's not going to be on the same ship as me when I get out of training.

[arnull24]

fuckin bent dabber

[sonofjude]

brilliant mate!! that is well funnaaaayyyy!!! lol.

[1dec1]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[BigBenSFC]

That makes me ashamed to be in the navy

[matthew220891]

Why?

[CaptJackHartness]

What about the fact that your in the navy...

[s30jok]

Search for Rainbow nsw style here on the tube, a good laugh at the Navy!

[Shofoxy]

Im surprised he didnt make the vid to the song by Divinyls, 'I touch myself'...

[Shofoxy]

Im suprised he didnt make the vid to the song by Divinyls, 'I touch myself'....

[bevsfan]

Typical pinkie, mincin around, instead of turning to. Those flats, won't polish themselves.

[SUMTERLG]

guilty pleasures! He loves singing this in the shower i bet!

[14CPO]

Welcome to hell. you have no idea what ur in for

[leecor87]

haha no way i went collingwood with this guy haha

[SanDiegoFKNROCKS]

haha nice video!

love it

[woody307]

why the fuck is his badge on his left arm at the end of the video. Sprog!!!

[IgnoRantJack]

Had to be a Dabber lol

[agpleez]

He has issues... Funny issues, but issues none the less! *Laughing*

[Woodz44]

He looks like gerrard at 0:06 ^^

[Mishima898]

@Woodz44 doesn't he just!! LOL

[xxxtonyday5xxx]

song called?

[lostprophet202000]

thousand miles - vanessa carlton

[24djb]

he he, that dude looked like he was having fun.

[Gratefultousa]

very funny

[minky2helsinky]

should you not be turned to able

[rossnavy]

what a wanker!

[drpapn]

Maybe you should be ashamed of your life wishing people dead ur the fuckin bent CUNT. Dont like the navy why go on the navy sites. what an arse hole you are.

[MissToucan91]

Love This .. Loogaltook is right. Navys the way to go

[Loogaltook]

aye AET is th best fuk th hole navy is pussy shit ... at th end of th day th navy will hav career travel n money ova combat shell shok soldier shit

[tom62794]

nonoNONO!!!!

[newman4l]

yoooooooooooou fucking bollock chop of a fucking cleg nut wa u tryin take me 4 a fuckin mug? go fist yaself u fuckin cockdeath mother fucker eat fucking shit and fucking die you fucking fucked up fuck

[rndiver80]

AET!!! you gotta be kidding me? Clearance Diver, thats by far the best branch in the mob, also 1 of the ighest paid!

[writerken]

Just have to watch this once a week. Tis magic!

[wank0r]

dont become warfare specialist

become WE, or AET

[ArimaKihe1]

U r fucking kidding right?!

AET is the most dickless, candy assed job u can do and the junglie circuit is by far the lamest draft with 846 the worst squadron in the armed forces (highest PVR rate says so). then again the RN is turbo gay anyways....

18 months of dis' shit left!

no offense btw :-)

[iamapirate5888]

AET has the best prospects. Hence the reason I'm going for it.

[OhhSnappKayleigh]

this is really funny :P good job dude

[sammie199333]

hahaa dis made me laugh hun :P i cnt wait til i go in navy :)

[terrythefukwit]

cock

[kmwrightx]

Funny shit this ladd =D im sat heree pissin mehselff !

xxx

[dreadloackratahaaaa]

I'd be ashamed to let anybody see this. in my day we'd get a good kicking down the mess for acting so fag like... get a grip man..

[mcr105]

fuck off he's joking you prick

[dreadloackratahaaaa]

Look I know you are his mate, n yes I understand he is mucking about, all im saying is it looks a bit fag like, could have done a better vid, I just don't think hes a good front man for the Navy thats all, I apologize if yoiu dont like my comment..but before you start slating me, Im married with two kids n yes I was in the MOB and yes I was down falklands n gulf to so I've done my time and feel that I've got the right to make a comment on the modern navy.. just my thought....

[drpapn]

What i find really funny is that you have saved a "bit fag like" video in your favourites. Ha Ha. maybe you like looking at fag type video's Ha

[dreadloackratahaaaa]

lol.. I added about 5 royal navy vids to my favs actually.. just for the record, I'm not saying he is a fag. far from it..n I personally never came across one or ever met anybody with such tendencies whilst I was in the MOB, the new lads joining up these days are bright guys .. maybe its just me .. but I don't really see whats funny about it.. sorry.. it must just be a deferent sence of humor from when I was in.. seeing a seaman "mincing about" the upper deck with a mop.. thats funny?

[jsgbuckton]

It's not that funny but it would make a more accurate recruitment video than the official ones. The mop adds realism since there's dick all to do in the RN other than scrub out... and get smashed!!

[zodiacie]

But you know you like it really

[newman4l]

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaty man, get a fuckin life ya wasteman, goin namg u owt jus 4 lookin lyk a fuckin cokdeath

[chicogiz]

1) Learn to spell

2)Your gonna end up with no life

3)He dont act hard, he is hard (Your not)

4)You make yourself sound like melted shit

[chicogiz]

That below was 2 newman.

[Fearghas999]

@chicogiz Who is that aimed at? :S

[chicogiz]

@Fearghas999 newman, page 8.

[lostprophet202000]

some people just dont have a clue

[H4NN4HB33]

our sirs daughter was on hms cornwall! lol x

very gud

[MARKI984]

Green mop and no head gear on upperdeck, what were you thinking Jack?

[iuliusdavid]

Retarded gay !

[OhPleaseHitByABlimp]

HAHAAHA FUCKIN CLASS XD

[johnjohn55200]

and I thought we american sailors had WAY too much time on our hands.... You got us beat HAHA

[candyluvheart]

hahaha

[Sentenashi]

I changed my mind.

Gayness.

[WAFU5652]

WAFU=Maybe funny. Fishead=wierd. BTW your badge is on the wrong arm on one set of 8's. Kit Muster.

[Sentenashi]

Retarded.. good effort tho.

[willadams160]

YEESSS! Navy Interview on the 14th of August!!! Cant Wait! Hopefully going in as Warfare Specialist or Seaman Specialist. This test thing is going to be piss easy!!! Trainings going to be nackering though. Yeah! the only 16 year old from our school joing the Navy!!!! Wish me luck guys and i'll probably be joing you guys soon!!!

[Ma5terjediporta]

same here m8 (Y)

[thepowz]

Good luck

You'll love your time there.

Make the utmost of every opportunity that you are given.

[codcutter]

i was gonna be seaman spesh but its just the word " seaman" hopefully gonna be an a.e.t, got interview on 29th aug. help me god!

[johnwhittle08]

i am a warfare specialist, brilliant job...gettin my dolphins soon

[azzer7]

haha you lier, if your getting your dolphins, that means your a scrubmariner, and guess what; they dont have a Warfare Spec branch -

you arnt in and you wouldnt pass SMQ

[willadams160]

OMG i had my interview on the same day as u! my entry dates are 15th feb 2009 as warfare spec. th day before my b-day!!

[azzer7]

lol dont join as WS u'll regret it

[Wannabetrixters]

if your joining at 16 you will get all the shit jobs and have to go to hms raliegh, do yourself a favor and get a degree then you can go to the country club.

[poultondude123]

oi smithyboy86.. u can call him gay.... at least he is fightin for his country... wot u doin?? fack all i bet in civvie street!!!

[loulou1330]

Excellent use of resources lmfao

[villy123445]

lol lol lol lol lol

Funny shit lol lol lol

[smithyboy86]

gay gay gay gay gay gay gay as fuck!

[drpapn]

Ha Ha def not gay. you should see him in the boxing ring lol

[ashbash2000]

what song is this? ...This is all royal navy ppls get to do when they finished chores they don't have anything to do so they do this.

[Ma5terjediporta]

lmfao !!

[clownassassin4]

i love dis song

[Cyclone350]

.........

[chicogiz]

Your wrong you dont get paid the same, you get golden hello of £5000 when completed submarine training and you get submarine pay which the service fleet dont get.

[Rodders80]

Stand easy productions! Duty watch vid. Good effort.

[discomjim]

I never had a standeasy like that, i was always in me rack!

[fayik123]

YOu'd be a sitting duck in those inflatable boats the royal navy has. YOu think they'd have at least a few jet ski's. the sit down models. YOu could even have a jet powered jet ski. Put a turbofan engine in the back

[rustywizard666]

YES.... WERE NOT FUCKING RICH!!!!!!! and we cant afford to buy fuel for extra boats and service them because we would rarely use them

[fayik123]

My family actually has a little bit of lfying history and the point i made was true that the majority of technical failures in aircraft are due to sloppy maintainence not the actual systems

[fayik123]

what the hell are you talking about redfly? YOu are obviously some kind of nutter and obviously racist by the sounds of it to. ROyal navy deathtraps

[royalnavy126]

lol at that man i think he has some guts buy going into the navy not that many people go there so good on you dude :):):)

[fayik123]

the royal navy have prooved their incompetence. They are operate unworthy death traps. Beware people who are thinking of living on these death traps. YOu may loose ur eyes

[redfly65]

told you once to buy a one way ticket to Pakistan, it was the aircraft industry last time, now its the navy. You are a prick go to where you orginate from.

[fayik123]

I will not tollerate failure of any kind or mistakes. I don't like mistakes in maintainenence and over stressed equipment failures. As soon as i heard about these royal navy blunders I decided not to join as I thought they never made mistakes but i was wrong. salt corrosion is clearly visible on some of the royal navy ships. HOw often are they removed from water and cleaned hulls e.t.c. The royal navy makes to many errors to even be safe.

[fayik123]

royal navy has hardly enough ships left to call it a navy . the world is a big place and if they think 8 is an adequate number then god knows what their maintainence plans are like. I can't stand neglecters. ANd the royal navy neglects the maintainence schedules and streches them way over the top to thinly. Like that sub that had the neglected oxygen generator caused by incompetence of command. If an organization makes just one mistake no matter how small i cross them off my list.

[argentinoemanuel]

que hombre mas estupido e gilipollas...

[defaultface]

this is the height of camp-ness, class.

[Jazzifizzle92]

That is F*cking awsome! Should do more!!

IM GOING IN THE NAVY SOON!! WOOP cant wait!

[fayik123]

ok all joking aside. WHat are the real risks you face in the navy that the little armed forces brochures choose to leave out. what is the hidden catch. Is it like the army where every trade is also a fighting soldier. will you have to leave the ship when it goes into port and patrol shore areas with a rifle. what are the most common injuries in the navy at the moment. not from training but real life events. People have a right to no and the career centres shud be honest

[pinky131209]

im lovin the mop lmao

[greygoose9]

hahaha..great!!

[josspretty]

hahahaha excellent.

[domwal1]

great video...good to see they have a laugh whilst away from friends...family etc. cant wait till i can join!

keep up the good work!

[wizard2691]

oo nice to see were the british tax payers money is goin to music vids well i dnt pay coz i aint old enough haha get in there

[pwdrin]

And that really costs the tax payers? The ship will always be there what ever happens. you fool. There not going to get rid of it just because it's costing the tax payer. The Royal Navy need a break.

[americanrep]

wow lol now i know how hard they work in the royal navy lol just jokeing

[leeleebaker85]

jus double checked that and its on the wrong arm at the end of the vid.so u musta got picked up and swaped it.

[leeleebaker85]

nice vid shippers.

shame your badge is on the wrong arm.

kit muster.

[backnorth]

The British armed forces deserve our total respect.

Nice to see they've got a terrific sense of humour as well.

[Icarusdecending82]

I love this guy...so funny.

[hobied62]

as a expat found this funny. thanks for your service.

[DigitalCheddarBomb]

haha this is great

[Jam3z7]

And the forces should get paid more anyway!!

[Jam3z7]

Funny fish head! Any by the way, not all branches get paid the same. Submariners do get paid more, but it Depends if your in the higher pay band or lower band. If your an AET you will be on lower but if your a MA or something you will be on higher. I think Writers are on higher but not sure. And they do nothing compared to AET's. And there is a big difference.

[wolfdeadspeed]

i used to be the most durtiest navy filth in the whole of da Royal Navy filth, da day when da snitch snitched on me for dullah22 inch nating and jimmy bastin a carribean bird out in da carribean in da tim buk 2

i go to da skipper, look gov, it was nt me mate omg omg skipper skipper there are trannies in this air craft carrier, omg more like a air craft tranny carrier, im kicked out but who cares, im still a filth

[slipknotlordifan]

and your still a twat!

[AdamssUK]

Zzzz, can't wait untill i get the results for my navy application back.

[jen567mws]

He looks psychotic........Hahahahaha!!

I wouldn't want to be stuck on a ship with him,haha!

only joking.

[whenisayrun]

What pricks you all are

BRITISH AND PROUD!!!

[chunder123]

Thats the trouble with british people in general, you have no respect for other cultures and hold things against people die to the colour of their skin or the type of clothing they wear. You are all nazis in disguise. THe empire of distruction is all you are. TO much money is wasted on slackers like you lot in the military when it needs to be spent on more important stuff

[euanross89]

Who are u? u're profile says ur in Britain. What depressed pessamistic moron posts that. Talk about the worst in society instead of the best. The military is imprtant for us because its PROTECTING u. And i find the "Nazis in disguise" comment seriously offensive.

Btw if u really think we care what people wear... lol! fuck off!

Empire of destruction? WHAT is that? You need to speak to real people instead of being such an arse

[chunder123]

THey should be tried in iraq for beating that iraqi man and given the death penalty after being given 200 lashes. ALot more has gone on than that also. The military are suposed to respect other cultures yet you are all publically racist and call people rag heads. YOu kind of make you're selfs sound stupid. We all wear stupid baseball caps in the uk but we don't call each other cap heads do we. THe fact the military is publically racist on youtube is enough to put any intelligent person off.

[RNJon]

What a knob you are!

Im in the Military and have never beaten an Iraqi. For future reference write in English, age 5 English grammer teaches people that Countries have capital letters. Your a mong!!

[chunder123]

Rnjon. You are fool. I'm has an apostrophe you fool. SO you have just made you're self look stupid. It is you who has the spelling age of a 5 year old. HA ha! YOu just made you're self look a fool

[earlhilton1]

Chunder, if you didn't spend your life watching RN videos on Youtube, lying about being in the forces on various comments pages, and making uninformed statements people might be arsed about what you think. Unfortunately for you it is obvious to everyone that you are suffering from verbal diarrhoea.

[drpapn]

What a total prick you are. Maybe you could do with 200 lashes. Sounds like you dont respect anyone. If you dont like war dont watch related sites unless deep down you really get off on them.

[chunder123]

SUpport the troops! ARe you fucking mad. They beat that poor iraqi man hotel worker to death. Just think hows his poor children will feel when they grow up. He would still be alive today if it wasnt for you're stupid wars. You all disgust me. Nobody with any brains would join the military and soil their family name with people who beat innocent iraqis & afhgans. That latest story is just the tip of the iceburg of whats been goin on over there. All the military no is violence

[euanross89]

You are a seemingly ignorant of anything but your own view it seems. therefore making you intolerant and therefore a hypocrit. And if you really think that all the military know is violence then u should meet the people i did in the Balkans. Medical care, food and clothing all provided by the BRITISH army and public.

[syk0O6]

HMS Cornwall " The Ship of Fools "

[syk0O6]

HMS Cornwall " The Ship of Fools "

[Naughtycanine]

At least your not felching your oppo, you need to join a real branch

WAFU the way ahead., now where is my clicky bed

[WildmanBorneo]

Sick as fuck....

[omNEYLON]

THAT BOY RONALDO!!!

[pwetherhill]

SKIMMERS

[sam67777777]

Chunder123 seems to be an anti war do-gooder. Best ignore him eh?

Support our troops.

[chunder123]

I creating my own military. Who wants to join? You dont need to have ur head shaved either. You can live at home too. WE will conquer the goverments and strike with a vengeance and a fury that this world has never witnessed. So join us or stay out of our way

[scousermoe]

Chunder123 if you hate the military so much don't watch the vids. Judging from some of your posts I think you had better lay off the wacky baccy.

[chunder123]

that uniform looks like my school uniform. I'd prefer to not wear any clothing at all

[euanross89]

seriously my friend... kill yourself.