Gorillaz D Day

[aarell10]

2-D is so adorable!!! I would marry that cartoon!!!!!!!! lol <33

[SirCuddleBuns]

I'll never tire of hearing this story :)

[leeamo1]

5:29 he still has his front teeth..

[john305305]

So that's how 2D eyes turned like that

[XxtsunamidevilxX]

august 15th? Mah B-DAY :D

[vekilev]

As long as you drool was

[Atheneastro]

I thought that his hair was purple at the start?

[404joeygirl]

I still love 2d's hair. He was like only ten and he fell out of a tree eight onto his head, his mom being a nurse at the time gave him ALOT of pain pills which made his hair fall out and then it grew back a dark azure blue. I love the Gorillaz so much.

[PcRatte1]

He was an blue haired and black eyed god-- jes 2-d IS god!!!!

But it means that 2-d is blind or waht??? Can somebody help me?? Because at mtv cribs he looked at a kitten poster---- and he looking allways--- please can somebody help me say that 2-d`s blind???? 2-d<3 why they can turn to white??

[JoethePocalypse]

@PcRatte1 no, he can see just fine, normally you would have some vision issues and immense pain in his situation, but this is all fiction, so dont look that far into it. It is a real condition however, but your eyes are not pushed in as they say necessarily, but bruised. The term i would give would be an eight-fall fracture.

[MultiAnimeChick]

@JoethePocalypse He might not have any real vision issues but it has been said that he gets horribly painful headaches, which is why he's hyped up on painkillers 3/4 of the time.

[sarahcairns99]

i was standin behind the couneh jus, starin inta space, id been in the positon for about 3 hours,or-or so.... LOL!XD SOOO FUNNY!!!!!

[gorillaz1234probe]

ummmmm......whoops

[enchiladaproductionz]

Flew through the sky for about 500 yards skidded on his face for 1/2 a mile landing on a curb

[gorillazgreenday]

I bought the book, is it suppose to come with an audio cd or what

[RikoTakahashi]

Is that a sequence from the "Rise of the Ogre" audiobook?

[jesslovelyone]

Speaking of 2:05, is that 2D's tongue sticking out of his mouth or his teeth?

[jesslovelyone]

2:05 Poor Stu! D:

[happyies129]

This is sad,this why I hate murdoc for screwing up 2D's life

[AlwaysThere4YouX]

Yes he's hott... Very hott with his 'pretty boy' looks... But would no one here prefer him if he had eyes? Just saying - he's very cool without, but maybe just a little cooler.. With?

[44trinity]

Sorry, I had already gone way to crazy over the pretty boy, blue haired, black eyes, 2D <3

[Rubenmon1]

Ok, hewlett messed up on the story, when it seems 2D's right eye is the one that has gotten fractured. Or did some thing happened when idk scanning the pics like it's reflected and wrong?

[Fireblackheart1]

I hate Murdoc for doing that to 2D. >:U

Oh well.

Russel broke Murdoc's nose in five places-explaining the odd shape of it, so I guess they cancel it out

[LamiaDarkholmMusic]

Well, Murdoc was right. I go mad for his pretty-boy looks :D

[TheBeastWithin6]

I wish I could make the expressions they make.....that'd be groovy.....

[lexie2019]

all of this is in the Rise Of The Ogre book

[Becky9779]

@yurixnoodle I think 2-D's is way better!!! :DD

[jesslovelyone]

Only Murdoc would call someone who has black holes for eyes,pale white skin, and spikey blue hair a god.I would be creeped out of my skin.(does that make since?)

[NightmareArcadeVids]

IM FROM NOTTINGHAM. I KNOW WHICH CAR PARK IT WAS ;)

[fsklrk]

NOW he needed a drummer. If you dont know the story that sounds really fnny, regarding on what it took to get himself a singer.

[iwuvsweeney]

I could listen to Murdoc talk all day :]

[DarthSodaPop]

Reject False Icons.

[kururugirl]

man.......can you put up paula's part???i know i hate her but it seem cool to hear her talk for the first time

[Shancus32796]

"Um..... whoops" Yes Murdoc, you only pushed your singer's eye back, it happens everyday. But lol d;

[TheRealGirlruley]

i wasnt even born yet when this happened :(

[lisamoya]

why 2d isnt blind? :I

[KokomiTan]

I use to always just think 2D's pupils were dialated by all the pain killers

[PattiLuvzKidd]

poor 2-D

[ILOVESUPERWAFFLES]

the narrator sounds soooooooooooooooooooooooo boring :/ oh well :P gorillaz should animate D-Day :D that would be mint

[CheezyChezzyCocoPuff]

@darkgrunny

Hongkongaton by them

[Immortal1312]

@CheezyChezzyCocoPuff awesome song ;)

[calzo101]

Cand hear what there saying because of the music!!

[ILOVESUPERWAFFLES]

they put ME in charge of YOU

[plackonteeth]

too bad the rise of the ogre audiobook didnt narrate the whole book

[CheezyChezzyCocoPuff]

@plackonteeth Nice name, and I knoow, right?

I was bummed that each audiobook just had soo much. But I'd rather have some of the book than none of it.

[Immortal1312]

@CheezyChezzyCocoPuff Where can I get Rise of the Ogre?? D:

[THEdragonOfRainbows]

I dunno, it just kinda makes me a bit sad how Stuart's eyes got permanently damaged..... I wonder if he misses the way his eyes were before they were fractured?

[GREENNERDtalk]

2d is still sexy even thought he got hit by a car. Stupid murdoc. Wait!!!! I take that bak cuz it is kinda good cuz 2d looks better with no eyes...................thx murdoc.

[Zutara4eva12]

VROOM!!! 2D looks cute. I wonder what his real hair and eye color are?..... Probably brown, huh?

''Umm... Woops'' I love how casually he admits that he almost killed Stu-Pot

[kururugirl]

is this like the audio ersoin of rise of the oger?

[realderekbrothers]

were is the rest

cos theres noodle and russ i wanna see it XD this is awesome

[RenaRena01]

I don't know about you, but if i saw someone with their eyes pushed back in their skull i would be pretty creeped out a bit.....

But 2D is still adorable! <3

[CheezyChezzyCocoPuff]

@RenaRena01

Lol, I think most people would. One of my old friends used to be kinda scared of him because of that. But I think his eyes are bruised not pushed back in. A lot of people say different things but I think the most accurate is that he has eight-ball fractures.

[WanderingCrusnik]

@CheezyChezzyCocoPuff Yeah, that's what the website says. There's a proper name for the eight ball fracture too. I was surprised it was real and not something Damon and Jamie made up. It's called Hyphema. There's a picture of an eye similar to 2D's on Wiki. Not to the extent of his, but still creepy as hell. So yeah, they're pretty much filled with blood.

[ssjup81]

I'm so buying this. lol I love 2D's character. Seems like such a sweetie, eh? Still surprised that his character is supposed to be the one who has all the illegitimate kids. Seems that role should belong to that of Murdoc. lol

[GHIIIGNT]

Hold up... if 2D got his eyeballs back, how come he still has two black holes for eyes. And if he never got his eyes fixed, does that mean he is blind?

[residentevillur]

@GHIIIGNT no ya see he never lost his eyes they were just pushed back into his, he has two 8-ball fractures i believe thats what its call, but no hes not blind^^

[GHIIIGNT]

@residentevillur Oh... that makes a lot more sense than what I justhought. Thanks a lot man...

[residentevillur]

@GHIIIGNT no probs, but im a girl XD

[GHIIIGNT]

@residentevillur ooops... :P... sorry...

[residentevillur]

@GHIIIGNT no probs X3

[MastaHinata]

Murdoc was right about 2D becoming the favorite to females, girls go gaga for D

[tubeexpert56]

good job murdoc!

[EndlessBreadstix]

the audio is from the rise of the ogre audiobook. you can find it on iTunes

[missyX45]

is it me or is it at 2:04? when the narrorator(sorry 4 my spelling) say "the car damige 2D left eye" and the picture show his right eye is missing. i think the narrorator ment the right eye or jamie draw the wrong eye. O_o idk

[XxFugufishXx]

MAN I love 2D!!!!!

:D

[sew912]

@yurixnoodle Unfortunatly. I agree. It is sexayy ;D

[GangreenGangBunny123]

Uh, I tried finding the audio for Gorillaz and I couldn't find it. Can ya help me?

[zeldamarth]

can 2d still see?

[SageEmz]

@zeldamarth

2D can still see. Although I imagine he would possibly have some difficulty (not sure if he has diffuculty with sight though). His eyes are just pushed back into his head; they're still there, and everything points to him still having sight.

[zeldamarth]

can 2d still see...that is the only thing that i am going crazy to know about

[jesslovelyone]

@zeldamarth Yes?... I think he can see.In the Toy episode, 2D looks at the toy and says,"My head doesn't wobble like this."So yeah, he probably can. Hope that helped! :D

[inuyashaloverforeve1]

2d is Awsome!!! :3 (and cute :3)

[KMDmoonwalker]

i can't imagine this happening to some one O.O.... But 2D actually made it, he's actually pretty strong

[Krimzonkels]

i never really understood gorillaz, i always thought it was kind of... weird

[BeBa1299]

its really funny narrador's voice ansd the music tadah tadah tadahhh

poor 2d he is so cute and so sweet ^^

[Bilb1115]

wow murdoc, you're pretty smart!

the girls DID go crazy for him!!!

I would say thanks, but no thanks....

because we got to know him, and no because... he was like.... almost killed...

[joegirl404]

so thats how stuart became so cute!

[noodlexDANCEgrl95]

thanks for posting this. it's interesting.

"uhmm...whoops."

O_o

[noodlexDANCEgrl95]

(continuing from last comment)

murdoc is abusive XD

[noodle565]

wow weird even tho i knnew that but it was kewl to see wat happend

[GorillazGirl129]

Omg, I laughed so hard when Murdoc was like ''Well, the car landing on 2D's face, well that was just a bonus.'' He is so mean.

[gorillazpikapoop]

poor 2d but i must say he looks way kooler with his fractured eyes

[Murdocissoawesome]

eh I kinda felt like "wtf dude,not kewl"

but I also fell like "hehe nice murdoc"

does tht make meh a bad person o.e

[badkittycat65]

2d is sexy

[medicaldoctor369]

Dose anyone know what song is playing in the backround please help!

I'm going mental trying to find it! Cheers :)

[Gorillazrocks23]

It's called Hongkongaton 83

[medicaldoctor369]

Thanks you! :)

[cartmankid95]

LOL thats mean murdoc XD

[AghatthaNoodLe]

I love 2d. Poor him! XD

[2Dfreak]

Dang I love this story!!! XD Pooor 2-D =[

[Wheaty90]

LOL "Umm whoops"

[NintendoWiiChamp]

Poor 2d :( my little 2d: ((

[LinZe123456789]

argh

[NintendoWiiChamp]

LOL umm Whoops!!

[Jojoslifeproductions]

"The Girls would love it! I knew I had it .... Buthewasstillabitmental."

Haha. ;D

[LinZe123456789]

aww poor D

ah well

then he wouldn't be what he is now i guess.

[NintendoWiiChamp]

Umm Whoops LOOOL!!! know u see why i went wild after 2d LinZe123456789

[MaiMoonai]

Why do I get the feeling that the audiobook is better than the physical book?

[MNGorillaz]

GORILLAZ IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!

[puppyluvr12123]

wow

Murdoc is so hott  =)

[GameMaster2k5]

It'd be nice if w could hear the rest, though...

[pondobabba]

heey am a gorillaz fan to, i know the whole story, but this was more fun - do you have part 2?

[CheezyChezzyCocoPuff]

yeah

it goes up to 4 or 5 parts but it only goes a little through the first part of the book.

[GameMaster2k5]

Are you going to post the rest?

[CheezyChezzyCocoPuff]

Yeah but my computer crashed recently so i need to get another movie making program

[2dcrazy]

were du get the audio man pleeeeeeeaaase. it sounds brilliont. 2ds voice again gaaaaaah!!

[CheezyChezzyCocoPuff]

Look for it on Itunes on the gorillaz page on audiobooks

[dragonzryda01]

Cool, man I love how Murdoc makes it sound so funny! 2D is so strange when you can see his pupils!

[papilusion]

=D Loved it! Do you own the Rise of the Ogre Audiobook?

[CheezyChezzyCocoPuff]

Yup and the paperback... And i was thinking about getting the hardback, but idk..

[GoriIIazhtf]

Awesome!!! 5/5