Chuck Norris in Oblivion Episode 9 (Machinima)

[Henky1234]

this was soo shit

[ItsaMikaa]

dragonball z... anyone?

[Phones4u77]

"i just dont get it"



[bobidolfan123]

It needs an end it can't end like that

[Hjgduyhwsgah1]

For a second there I thought it was gonna be JAUFFRE that broke down the door.

"Get off my lawn!"

[brettanatar]

thats stuped evryone knows chuck noriss kills people with a glare

[rak1445]

That Mario !DAMMIT! was beautifully said xD

[rak1445]

Must been lot of work on it... Awesomme!

[lenerica]

this sux damn microsoft sam damn get a life and use ur own voice if your scared to use ur own then dont bother making such idiot shit. Dislike me all you want i dont give a damn

[Andhafell]

@lenerica you sound like a bitch

[lenerica]

@Andhafell Thank you

[JonnyALC]

@lenerica it's part of the story dickhead D:

[ultivath]

@lenerica Try to get some sense, Mrs Bitch McBitcher of the Bitchlands, you dumb bitch. Just cause you have a tiny ass brain doesn't mean we all have.

[aeaon]

crazy. epic fuckin crazy :D:D

[samuelblacke]

Great editing imo :)

[WuSezer]

bullshat!

[GPlayers123]

lol at laugh



[thesuperjake100]

O my god flaming dead hookers

[PeacemakerTheGreat]

renember when youtube DIDNT have ads

[shadowluigi7734]

@PeacemakerTheGreat Remember when partners weren't paid, so couldn't make videos like they do now? Without ads there is no youtube, so stop complaining.

[HDJames8]

THIS FUCKING 2 MINUTE ADVERTISEMENT KEEPS POPPING UP FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!

[ragnarok1326]

Nice TMNT reference there.

[TheMegaOne1000]

:D

[MrDrProfessorZTF]

"FUCK! >=("

[RooRealm]

I do this in oblivion all the time... this exact scene of events actually.

[ledzeplin101]

this isnt funny

[PyrofoxMinecraft]

@ledzeplin101

Yahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaa­hahaha! Now stop joking.

[Sulacu]

That ebony armor really suits Connery well.

[jerkythesandpiper]

sigh

[MrEvanly]

fail

[Xodiark]

0:00

[KnifeinSkull5]

Inorder to stop advertisments, you have to combine the keys ALT and F4 (ALT-F4) Hope that helps!

[neoryu25]

@KnifeinSkull5 that will only close the application (in this case the web browser) dumbass.

[blackattack100]

@neoryu25 Still works.

[TheEndlessDoom]

@neoryu25

It worked for me.

[Crackheadcow]

omg flaming hookers (superhappy karote time !!!!)

(dirty hooker in a bag )wegot takeout WROOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNGGGG

[Crackheadcow]

omg flaming hookers (superhappy karote time !!!!)



[ArchAngel4275]

this animation iis tooo hilarious LOL

[Lovaelihn]

I loved the TMNT movie reference. :D

[umean123]

we got lightning rods.

[killerfgs]

Gaming Is the Ultimate Power Of Chuck Norris :O

[axel6702]

SHAT

[hanksteel12]

o my dod its FLAMING DIED HOCKERS

[YourProblem1]

WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[ruleuall2deth]

@YourProblem1 no u

[YourProblem1]

@ruleuall2deth .......*Sniffles* ;w;

[IloveXBOXable]

whelp there goes Anvil again!

lol

[TheInvinciblespartan]

chuck norris thought he was a wiener and it happened

[TheGarcia350]

my 55th time watching 1-10 over....

[StudioYMJ]

/watch?v=KVwRAkgE7qY Please Look At This Video Or Else I'll Die

THUMBS UP PLEASE OR ELSE IM GONNA GET RAPED

[fjord407]

@StudioYMJ Take pictures!

[zegdoany3]

chuck norris should sew this STIHL advertisment they should be refering to his balls

[Dogfire45]

I FUCKING HATE LIGHTNING RODS!!! *switches to Mario* electrocutes self... DAMMIT!!

[Diggler397]

@Dogfire45 *states random scene from video and gets thumbs up*

[DarkZoneGaming1]

If this is a mod. it is the greatest mod ever.

[URProductions]

I'm not watching this because I don't watch ads.

[TimeTower21]

Lol! Very funny... I watched the 8th one and thought at first "no way..." but the more I watched it, the more I liked it. Great job making these videos!

[rabfsaty]

Messege for everybuddy

there comes a new machinima of this game named Zack and Rhon.

The trailer is coming out this suteday;)

[TenteixSaigo]

Oh my God! A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reference! 13:07

[Bananaknife87]

I farted 3 times laughing at your video

[TheMrAwesomeDx]

@Bananaknife87 lmfao

[crimsontowers]

btw Mel Gibson is the Road Warrior over the Braveheart for sure

[405thFan]

this is whack but still a good attempt at a machinima

[TheSeismicRazgreiz]

9:31 KICK ASS MUSIC STARTS

[SamuraiJim87]

Bah! Team Aussie My Ass.

I'm sure with little effort a bunch of better Aussies could be found. And Christopher Lambert isn't even a damn Aussie! WTF is he doing there?

[crimsontowers]

@SamuraiJim87 but he IS the Highlander.

[SamuraiJim87]

@crimsontowers But did Connor MacLeod live in Australia? I dunno...

I think the Joker (Heath Ledger) woulda made a better member of Team Aussie.

And WHY THE HELL was Mel the first Aussie to get killed off?

[Kaiem]

@SamuraiJim87 Lambert (a non-aussie) leading a pack of aussies and Paul Hogan's past is part of the story yet to be told.

Note: Connor Macleod (Lambert) and Sean Connery are both scottish.

[SamuraiJim87]

@Kaiem Hmmm. You make some valid points sir.

I thought Paul Hogan/Mik Dundee was just some bum off the streets of Skingrad (Btw that's the town where Cheers was, if u didn't know).

I still say that at least before energizer man or Crowe shoulda died b4 Mel. Whose worse for Oz? An antisemite like Gibson or a thug like Crowe? A mystery that must be solved...

The makeup of the new team Aussie will be interesting. I vote Crocodile Hunter, Hugh Jackman and Heath Ledger.

[HellTr00per]

this is fake no1 hits chuck norris

[nathanbacon3]

The video started to suck at 15:52

[KNuzX]

LMao!!!! awesome work on these videos!

[ouichtan]

3.20 Don't even ge thim started mate loooool

[dryice100]

meh, excessive arguments with random fights. poorly done.

[silverblade357]

285 people need some skooma.

[99minifigure99]

If you did come out with a dvd...Wouldnt you have to get Bethesdas permission ?

[AlfaFRONDZ]

ITS RAINING FLAMING DEAD HOOKERS!!!! HALELUJA ITS RAINING FLAMING DEAD HOOKERS!!!! HALELUJA!

[blacksnake201]

@AlfaFRONDZ it's flaming dead aids carring hookers!!! Let get Aids!!

[PedroMM193]

WHAT THE FUCK?! Advertisement in the midle of the video?! FUCKING FAGGOTS

[0096luke]

Phil Collins broke another Genesis!

[Gkkiux]

It's not Chuck Norris in Oblivion anymore. It's Dragon Ball xD

[MultiDarklord13]

Got Skooma...I Want That shirt.

[acolyteelite]

don't matter if it looks like dbz it was still cool

[niko092586]

if this is oblivion why is it more like dragon ball z

[zebrathunda]

get carly fuorina the fuck out of there

[fredsucksbutt124]

comment removed by chuck norris

[TeePur]

Hahaha "is that a telephone on a stick?"

[doomrocker666]

FLAMING DEAD HOOKERS! HALLELUJAH!

[SoulsBlood8]

XD Flaming dead hookers! SUPER HAPPY FUN KArAOKE TIME!

[bloodysundae101]

i dident like the countess of bruma anyway.

[hiddo01]

OH MY DOG....

[NobodyLikesPaul]

SINGLEE MUSLIM DOT COM IZZ DE BEZZSTESZT was my ad anyways

[Matiasek]

WE WANT MORE CHUCK IN OBLIVION!

[Morani8888]

its funny I like very smart

[mane101970]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[pancakeremixifyed]

Lol, I love it when chuck norris steps in and rapes.

[thevideocaller]

Oh crap the retarded laugh

[thevengance]

Yay for Aussies!

[lastride29]

HEY GUYS HOWSIT GOIN!?!??!

[matt25876]

ROFL 3:55 I'll consider your mom!

[gorbachev9]

Its the Quickining!

[nachoguy5]

I'm sick of ads >.> Google gave Youtube GAYDS

[Rorchrar]

pcgmaer999 rocks

[lfpein7]

phil collins broke all the genesisises!!

[dongding2009]

Without Chuck Norris, there would be no internet!

Without Chuck Norris in Oblivion, there would be no Machinima(dot)com!

Without Chuck Norris, there would be no YouTube!!!

[TheRomanPraetorian78]

lol turn transcribe audio on

[Huhmasta]

LMAO, I love the referrence to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles part 13:15

[Huhmasta]

wtf...it took a YEAR for part nine to come out? damn

[zegdoany3]

5:27 flaming dead hookers!!!!!

[stnhristov]

Chuck Norris Rooolz!

[c0llosus]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

[MrPwnBlog]

Kamehameha? - 9:52

[MrPwnBlog]

it would be better with real voices instead of those automatic voice thingymajiggers

[jagger1865]

OMG THIS IS WAS SOME BADDASS EDITING HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EDIT LIKE THIS

[ThePirateEconomist]

Sheogorath's been having some fun. With hookers.

[Ramendude20]

The new one comes out in 2011!!!! Its called Alinor

[NormanMatchem]

I don't care what anyone says, the work put into these videos is amazing. It's got the amazing action of DBZ, outstanding modern comedy that gets me loling each time, and seeing famous people put into Oblivion characters is always cool! I feel like I should be paying to watch these, and you better believe I would. COME OUT WITH A DVD! XD Put all kinds of cool extras and hidden easter eggs on it! I'll buy it lol FLAMING DEAD HOOKERS YAY!!!!

[sm0keshell]

@NormanMatchem the action of dbz is amusing not amazing, and the comedy is good because its western comedy

[NormanMatchem]

@sm0keshell Just amusing? If I seen a huge brawl going on at inhuman speed, in the air no less, I'd be a little amazed I think, and you'd be shitting bricks. Doesn't matter where comedy comes from, man. It's just gotta be funny, and these videos are funny as hell, no matter where the creator of them originates.

[coolroblox09]

@NormanMatchem now i feel like playing oblivion, but i cant cuz some one is using my xbox

[NormanMatchem]

@coolroblox09 You could try Steam, they got Oblivion on there.

[coolroblox09]

@NormanMatchem i already got oblivion for xbox, but i dont wanna waste my money to buy it for the pc....

( I just finished playing oblivion 12 minutes ago)

[NormanMatchem]

@coolroblox09 You can actually get all kinds of mods online for PC Games, it's pretty cool. I tried it on Fallout New Vegas. I'm sure there's lots of mods out there for Oblivion by now, it's been out for at least 5 years; they had a 'top 25 mods' list for New Vegas after just a month or so. There's some seriously talented people out there cranking out great mods. For mainly console gamers like me that are just getting into computer games, it means more replay value :P Like you say, costly though

[VitorMadcowe]

LMAO at the spell that hits you on the penile area... I mean, not LMAO if it hits YOU! ... I mean me

... o you get it!

[MrForeverfreedom]

kinda dragonball z style xD just awesome shat here!

[Forlo12345]

WWWWWWRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOONNNNNN­GGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ACEgrand629]

"heh i'll consider your mom" LOL!!!

[rev1eval]

this is awesome omg ^^ telephone on stick hahahah

[Hollwie]

Hasselhoff doesn't scream "I'LL BE READY" he screams "HELP ME! HEY!"

[lavalampz]

How the hell do they make these videos?

[nickiscol]

i love how christopher lambert is in it. He keeps quoting Highlander. LMAO!

[ironcow64]

'consider this your last warning' ' i'l consider your mum' xD

[mrdanman9]

PHIL COLLINS BROKE ANOTHER GENESIS!! PHIL COLLINS BROKE ANOTHER GENESIS!! PHIL COLLINS BROKE ANOTHER GENESIS!! PHIL COLLINS BROKE ANOTHER GENESIS!! PHIL COLLINS BROKE ANOTHER GENESIS!! PHIL COLLINS BROKE ANOTHER GENESIS!! PHIL COLLINS BROKE ANOTHER GENESIS!! PHIL COLLINS BROKE ANOTHER GENESIS!! PHIL COLLINS BROKE ANOTHER GENESIS!! PHIL COLLINS BROKE ANOTHER GENESIS!! PHIL COLLINS BROKE ANOTHER GENESIS!! PHIL COLLINS BROKE ANOTHER GENESIS!! PHIL COLLINS BROKE ANOTHER GENESIS!!

[s3xykill3r]

bringing fists to a gun fight is stupid.... unless your chuck norris

[xana1133]

they look like a bunch of dirty dickless wombats. lol

[soultaker879]

I love the dragonball z fighting

[Kr4v3rd]

Ah a teenage mutant ninja turtles reference! I love tmnt

[MoNTaGeLOLZ]

NICE MOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AzunaiSmyth]

Noice going you fucking tiger cock-squish! Now they know.

[Metallicarulez01]

oh bees bess, they are stinging my penile area. oh no i am allergic. BOOM

[MysterousBear]

this would be fucking classsss with voice acting!

[natalie5725]

What the hell hapened to this series this went from real fighting to fucking dragon ball z sucking sonic the hedgehogs nuts

[ParadoxFC]

@natalie5725 Kaiem's moving onto a more extreme style, instead of watching 2 guys power attack each other like in Episode 1. Just respect Kaiems effort to make this a better series, or don't watch..

[Lukeclooney]

oh my dog its flaming dead hookers!!!

that made me laugh so hard i cried

[nathanbacon3]

is hoths horse shadowmere?

[Eaglesolidus]

lol oh my dog at 5:23

[Freakishd]

GAWD!!!! BETHESDA MAKE ANOTHER ELDER SCROLLS!!! JESUS

[shoopdewooooooop]

@Freakishd give em time, im waiting on fallout 4, its a big project.

[Freakishd]

@shoopdewooooooop

Bethesda is not making Fallout 4. They're producing it

[obliviochamp5986]

@shoopdewooooooop bethesda is working with obsidian which made fallout 1,2 and fallout:brotherhood basicly bethesda cant fuck it up cause the original fallout makers are overseeing and making it with bethesda

[nathanbacon3]

@obliviochamp5986 nooo....u fail obsidian made 1 and 2 and then sold the tittle to bethesda to make fallout3...

[obliviochamp5986]

@nathanbacon3 i said that obsidian made fallout 1,2 AND they made fallout brotherhood they sold out to bethesda because as it was they were goin bankrupt they after which disbanded but a few stayed to rebuild and then they managed partnership with bethesda so now the new fallout:new vegas wont be "fucked up" as some people say,i myself have only played fallout 3 so i wouldnt know the difference that obsidian had between bethesda

[nathanbacon3]

@obliviochamp5986 lol oooohhh lol sorry mate didnt read what yah said really good and idk if it was obsidian wasnt it interplay? then inter play kinda went bankrupt?

[obliviochamp5986]

@nathanbacon3 yeah it was something like that,but they went bankrupt then a few stayed and became obsidian

[nathanbacon3]

@obliviochamp5986 yep i think thats it

[WiiOwnz11]

@nathanbacon3 who made fallout tactics and fallout brotherhood of steel?

[nathanbacon3]

@WiiOwnz11 ether interplay or obsidian

[mightyjoelaith]

00:01 doesn't work you noobs!

[TheKeenan102]

@mightyjoelaith lolz

[cha1235]

@mightyjoelaith pressing f5 does

[Nasser248]

@mightyjoelaith nope never has

[SolidEliteForce]

click this to skip the ad:

00:01

[rangevsmager]

@SolidEliteForce It doesnt skip the ad, it just prolongs the video to play when the ad would normally be over. F5 is fucking legit.

[RomanSoldier13]

@rangevsmager actually, f5 doesn't work for google ads.

[party1beast]

Flaming dead hookers! lmfao

[HazzaG212]

11:45

No, that's not a telephone on a stick....

This is a knoife.

[BlackIce131]

Holy crap people just get ABP (add block plus) its been out long enough everyone should have it now it will block adds including ones in this video (Are there any in this video?)

[viktooor955]

U guys awesome with these videos

[Maelstrom787]

I got the fuckin' shamwow commercial.

[Renegader51]

0:01

[Renegader51]

*0:01 lol

[Renegader51]

Click this to skip adds 00:1

[kwizlert]

lol fuckin village people on crack

[Derkakrouse]

OMFG!! IF I HAVE TO WATCH ONE MORE OF THESE GAY ASS XBOX COMMERCIALS I WILL SHIT OUT OF MY ASS NECK!! lol

[FabioSneaky]

@Derkakrouse at least it isnt an half-gay commercial...

[penguinboy666]

OH MY GOD, FLAMING DEAD HOOKERS

[roomwithacatinit]

It's been more than a year.... I'm kinda thinking this series has died.......

But I seriously hope not.

[Kaidon047]

@roomwithacatinit episode 10 is already out.