Monty Python - Me Doctor

[MrBuch169169]

They could only afford one woman per episode. xD

[AlexisHannahLeah8]

Lol

[crazyinsaneforyou]

Me doctor

At least he got one thing right

[popsnorman]

ALBATROSS

[schutzenhaus]

No, you companion, she TARDIS, me Doctor.

[drafe007]

me tarzan, you jane!

[WillScarlet16]

Good thing he's not an Eye doctor.

[frpetermark]

Eric Idle for Poet Laureate.

[vanderToki]

Cleese as a nurse... Albatross. There's nothing more I can say.

[brotherjames10]

He Doctor, She Nurse, Me Gusta

[cluedo1]

This is brilliant!

[MrBananadance]

ALBATROSS!

[ZippyRagu]

Albatros.

[Whuntmore]

Still one of my favourite skits.

[CookieCat94]

"drink doctor, eat nurse, cook mister betensure"

[ZachValkyrie]

your wife not nurse

she nurse

your wife patient

be patient

she nurse

your wife!

[hermitcrabbot]

The world-famous 'who's on first' bit of Laurel & Hardy is now officially retired.

Albatross!

[hhhamburgerjung]

I love the part where he says 'Me Doctor?'

[saturnstargirl]

*goes to that doctor's surgery and gets called by sister* "Miss saturnstargirl?" "Me Sister!" "No, me sister, you Miss Leira." "Yes I know. It's my mother." "No, me not your mother, your mother patient, me saturnstargirl, you sister." *doctor comes in* "Ah Doctor!" "No, me sister, he saturnstargirl, you sister." *sister gets hit on the head with chicken* *saturnstargirl realises that this is an absoloutley awful rendidtion of this sketch* Sorry!

[hollywoodwerewolf]

perhaps better this doctor than Dr. Gumby

[DiligentSleeper]

Wish my doctor was Eric Idle... ;)

[kavtoM]

"Me Doctor"

"No me Doctor"

Somebody reminded of Doctor Who? Anyone?

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@kavtoM Me, dalek?

[drafe007]

@kavtoM knock knock.

[hevele]

this is sickness but i love it :)

[brotherbongo]

such a great detective show!!!!

[stokepogue]

You tube.

[ReitersOfTheStorm]

Cleese is a sweet nurse

[katietwotone]

brilliance



[MoonBarrett]

It started with an albatross, and ended with an albatross.

[DragonSporks]

Doctor Who?

[Relicangel]

The knight with the chicken was random. xD

[TheFlamingDoh2]

ALBATROSS!

[onearmfrog]

They should do psychology tests based on this sketch.

[brabazon10]

that's not Jackie Kennedy; it's Mrs Edna Groynes of Railway Cuttings, East Cheam.

[OlaNaTungee6]

my brain hurts....

[yougotnopancakemix]

@OlaNaTungee6 Well let's take a look Mr. Gumby

[Steve45LC]

eeYeeee-sssss BUT!

Why is Jackie Kennedy in the clip of ladies applauding--curious

(front row--4th from the left)



[Flyboy207]

Eutrillo, Euphemism, Me doctor? -thud- ALBATROSS...

[ZachValkyrie]

Your wife not nurse

She nurse

Your wife patient

Be patient

She nurse

Your wife

Classic!

[lovenorthern]

Am I the only one who noticed that Douglas Adams uses the "Me, Doctor?" "No. Me Doctor, you Mr. Bernan" (I think?) line in Mostly Harmless between Ford and Vanharl? They say it in the exact same way on the radio show :).

P.S. OMGOMGOMG Eric Idle is amazing. Come to think of it, so is Cleese... and Mike... and Graham. And the Terrys, even Carol! I love all these people!!!!!

[QuikVidGuy]

@lovenorthern *scoff* But not Lyn?

[dragon84209]

@lovenorthern really? *goes off and flips through book*

[NirvanaIsMyLife96]

Epic

[MtheGate]

0:55 WHERE!?

[kommonzenze]

"no doctor, call ambulance, keep warm" - epic!

[jcisL69]

that's the ugliest nurse I ever seen!

[udk2]

@jcisL69

I'm guessing you're not talking about Carol Cleveland, wink wink nudge nudge ;)

[quidnick]

me cannot fully appreciate video extreme randomness. albatross.

[SQron187]

The way Cleese says "No doctor?" is simply brilliant.

[Apethantos]

Simply genius.

"But my wife, nurse!"

"Your wife not nurse, she nurse, your wife patient, be patient, so she nurse your wife."

[bastlake]

Euphamism!

[wolflover552]

wat was with the random knight? lol monty python is so random but funny

[bigwill0127]

cunning

[viking977]

did the knight hit him with a ferret?

[willruddock]

Sometimes when I hear the young Eric Idle's comedic pitch in his voice I think of Jerry Seinfeld. Also John Oliver.

[KsAnNa]

Idle at the end hehehe

[monstergirl66613]

Albatross!!! :)

[jimmygames666]

AAAALBATROSS!!

[TimoBaader]

im wondering, how long it took to learn to say everything wrong. i mean, if you say it one time right, then you fucked it up :)

[Alex12341995]

This is pure gold, win, genius, everything.... Monty Python all the way.

[Novazi74]

Me YouTube, it's video, watch funny.

No, YouTube watch, it's funny, me video.

No, Me watch, it's YouTube, funny video!

[OsakaLight]

@Novazi74 Me confused

[TheGnolla]

@Novazi74 ALBATROS!

[Bristol92]

lol John Keeps looking at the camera XD

ALBATROSS!

[whosaidsoup13]

My dream job: to be the knight that hits people on the head with a rubber chicken when they've become to silly

[lapislazuli7]

I always wanted to be the link between two Python sketches...

*sigh*

[mindstormmaster]

@whosaidsoup13 I don't think that chicken was rubber...

[whosaidsoup13]

@mindstormmaster ooh, now that at watch it again, i think you're right. oh well, the point still stands, best job ever

[wotshish]

@whosaidsoup13 Thats not a rubber chicken. Its a real dead chicken because monty python is that legit.

[Charapova100]

@whosaidsoup13 SAME HAHAHA

[WaerzMedia09]

@whosaidsoup13

Sounds like RuneScape to me.

[Julian9ehp]

@whosaidsoup13 But there would be too much to do! ;-)

[rozz6398]

@whosaidsoup13 That wasn't rubber...That was a real, raw chicken.

Salmonella, anyone?

[xXimrealynotokayXx]

john looks so pretty in this on XD

[spielme]

The way John Cleese looks at the camera at 0:29......so funny

[jasobres]

U-Haul, UPS, University, Yoo-Hoo, Eubie Blake, Eucalyptus, Eudiometric, Eugene O'Neill...Me Doctor! Albatross!

[badboxey]

I would love to be a doctor... Just to do this XD

[TheEmpress666]

What can you say to that level of genius?

[whosaidsoup13]

Albatross?

[HeatherRawriee]

When the second nurse walked out I was like "Thats one big woman!" before I realised it was John.

[shareit92]

kk i find it funny when the heavy armored guy comes in and hit the doctor in the head with a ribbed chicken XD

[perrin6]

Ohhhhhh !........such is the sad state of our once wonderful National Health Service. Don't remember seeing this sketch before...........or after, rather surprisingly.

[neoclassicalsop]

hehe could you imagine David Tennant saying that?

[BellaLennon9]

TJ: But my wife, nurse!

EI: Your wife not nurse, she nurse, your wife patient, be patient, she knows your wife! ME DOCTOR!

Excellent = )

[Vlakpage]

she nurse your wife

[MyMoi93]

I think it is "she nurse your wife"

[SpiderXxPirate]

Albatross.

So cute :)

[sAndyTV]

John Cleese as a woman, is hilarious just as a visually.

He's so large, it's one of the funniest and oddest things that's ever been seen.

[OK2BCK]

fine art

[JellOFishi]

best. python. ever.

[TheBadgerslayer]

Hehe "ALBATROSS"

[faerincolfer]

ALBATROSS

[DartsofTime]

John Cleese as a woman!!

ALBATROSS!? :D

A great sketch

[murielsartre]

If there's any more stock footage of women applauding, I shall clear this page!

[knightfox73]

Albatross?!

WHAT!? :S

[pippasghost]

So is he the doctor or not? And who am I...?

[rockostas]

what does he say from 0:44 and on? :-S

[watson956]

I think it's "you tree, Utrecht, Utrillo, U Thant, euphemism, me doctor"

(Thump), "Albatross!"

[EuskaltelEuskadi]

(albatross)

[SaitanMar]

Another brilliant sketch!

[slisbtor4ok]

god damn it's great!

[toomuch290]

No doctor, call ambulance, keep warm!

ME DOCTOR

[tevyef]

your wife not nurse, she nurse, your wife patient. be patient, she nurse your wife.

[ShibaruKitsune]

ALBATROSS

[WeedEatinFlyinCougar]

im a pink kangaroo killer fire squacking apple who eats weeds and makes bombs shaped like pies and became a killer clown whose religion is Monty Python where they eat orange ficklezzzz in Bavaria, yes, in Bavaria, where the Americans sat down while being blown into space by spontaneously combusting fat clocks (Bavarian restaurant reference)

(please, dont ask)

[bIGgREatChAZ]

sry... have to ask anyway...

what??? xD

[WeedEatinFlyinCougar]

exactly... i was trying to say something random

btw, i was hopingsomeone would say "wtf?" so i could say what not the fuck (bein random again)

[WeedEatinFlyinCougar]

and now for something completely different

a gorbotroffian flopperdinkle

[bIGgREatChAZ]

aaaaaaall right...

you're completely making *cough*non*cough* sense!! ; ]

may i do you the favor of saying it now, at least??

WTF????

[WeedEatinFlyinCougar]

exactly

what not the f**k

[1993MURDODUNLOP]

Woould you join me in royal hamjelly without a spoon to boast about. Please oh please for I am green like the grinch. Wait. What no, no, no, no, NOOOO!. Sorry I am forgetful like a flatened hamster called Simon Proonly.

[WeedEatinFlyinCougar]

are you by any chance a spontaneously combusting fat clock?

[1993MURDODUNLOP]

How dare you make that presumption. I am actually two sausages wrapped in barbed wire being taught the works of andrew Lloyd Webber on a piece of haddock. Phew thank God the sky isn't green.

[WeedEatinFlyinCougar]

i was just curious; and by the way, if you were, i'd have to shoot you

[1993MURDODUNLOP]

I love you.

[squarerootskinner]

That's lovely.

[batmanofni]

I love the Knight with the chicken, can't remeber what other sketch he apears in though.

[DaVinciChianti]

lol many many many scetches he is a reacuring charectar played by the only american terry gilliam

[batmanofni]

Terry never had enough acting roles I feel, he was actually quite good.

[DaVinciChianti]

well he was mainly the animater, but your right he was very good.

[batmanofni]

Yeah I knew he was the animator, and he was bloody brilliant at that too.

[666IsoldeBaden666]

I can watch that about ten times in a row without getting bored :D

[hrodnaw]

absolutny absurd, dostac kurczakiem po głowie od faceta w zbroji..

[MelonHeadFilmz]

its so amazing how random comedy with so few punch lines became revolutionary and something for we brits to be proud of

[sAndyTV]

The albatross reminds me of Clone High.

"I'm flap, flap, flapping my albatross wings."

[Zzathpwnsyaface333]

monty python is the best. period.

[joachimk93]

wtf

[Unitronus]

ALBATROSS!

[thomasimon]

this is genius, absolute genius!

[allenpoe17]

Monty Pythons are the Gods of Comedy!!!

[OniWolfSSBB]

and pure randomness :D

[athenenumphe]

This really is one of my favorite Flying Circus sketches!

[LogosTheosMateria]

That's exactly our medical industry. Please make a skit on NYC hospital care someone, especially when you call the ambulance, are a white transgendered orphaned immigrant fag minding own business and attacked by a hateful aggressive racist black female the size of a wrestler.

[paulisdead147]

XD albatross!

[BestManMe09]

Read!!

Benny Hill was considered funnier than Monty Python by a UHF station (WLVI TV Channel 56 in Cambridge, Ma) that ran both! I agree!

[Unitronus]

Than why are you watching?

Lol! Gotcha!

[shawnmcghee1]

Benny Hill is funny, but I still prefer Python.

[phantomshotgun]

i love that knight with the chicken :D

[pumbaa55]

What flavour is it??

[tallguy241]

Bloody sea bloody bird bloody flavored!

Albatross!

[b00mhauer]

"Your wife not nurse, she nurse, your wife patient, be patient, she nurse your wife. Me doctor." Ha, this sketch's gotta be one of Eric's.

[ZombiexRylo]

LOL when the knight came and hit him with a chicken. His face was just all o__O?

lol ALBATROSS.

[hideyourloveaway128]

WTF? LOL That was hilarious!

[J2ker]

Sir Gilliam FTW

[sigge951]

LOL wtf a knight in armor smacks him with a chicken, that was really uncalled for ^^

[kinmanyuen]

lol confusing!

[Dtate91]

look at cleese at .30, he looks confused hahaha

[happyprincess456]

hahaaahaahahaahaha it just keeps getting better and better

[WearethePYROmaniacs]

Love the ALBATROSS at the end XD

"You-phamism"

~God Bless.

[Aillene101]

lol the words arent in right order :P

[Aillene101]

"Me Doctor!" "No me Doctor!" "My Wife Doctor!" "No your wife patient!" "Drink Doctor?" "Drink Doctor! Eat Sister! Cook Mr. Burdenshore!" "No Doctor." "No Doctor?! Call Ambulience, Keep Warm!" Atleast i think it says keep warm :P idk words that well xD

[b3witch3d]

ALBATROSS! :)

[turbotone64]

John Cleese as girl = LOLOLOL!!!

That was spectacularly cunfuzzling!

Loved it,

Me doctor, you ALBATROSS!

[sureenakay]

lol...but i wanted to hear what mr. gumby had to say at the end!!

[teencomment]

This gets really confusing after a while.

[communiqation]

drink nurse, kill sister, cook mr. Burdenshaw, nurse me.

[guitargczr699]

lol i love tht part.

"no doctor, call ambulance, keep warm."

soo funny.

ALBATROSS!

[4449164]

clobbed on the head with a CHICKEN

oh yeah

[maraxmarvelous]

lol I love this sketch.

you very rarely see John Cleese in drag, too. spectacular

[PipamirSolo]

I love that he's so darn tall and it makes him look even more sillier :)

[mrfantastic407]

My favorite running gag they ever used in any sketch ever. ALBATROSS!

[xxBCDLSxx]

I love this sketch so much! Monty Python was brilliant.

[Stephie2007]

hilarious!

[GrahamChapman]

Eric is, and will most likely always be, GB's #1 vocal loony, just look at the guy's record. He has made more gibberishal rants than all of the other Pythons put together... The only other person who I think has made a vocal joke that tops Eric's regulars is John Cleese in the Agatha Christie skit. ^^

[BethGoth15]

Eric soooooo wrote this sketch.

[Hansa94]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAAHA....when the knitgt came.....HAHAHAHHAHA I just love thous guys :D

[MrRoekkum]

That knight hitting him at the end is so classic Monty Python ;p

[bobihun88]

ALBATROSS!