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  • Haha I actually called my mum :L

  • "Do what you got to do. I wont tell nobody."

  • I pooped this out.

    watch?v=VFreRm-Oe0U

  • when he said banner, like if you thought he said beaner! lol :)

  • I literally brought in my mom thumbs up if u did.... Lol xD

  • Moms not getting me a shirt :(

  • @ Sn1peRbr0Pr0duct10ns

    I'm gay?

    Please!

    You're obviously an asshole, who's watching this video to Hate on someone.

    If you hate Chris, then why don't you just get the fuck off his page, hmm? shows how much of a life you have. Get the fuck out, you little twatwaffle. Dayum.

  • i have her t shirt

  • How many times did he raise his eyebrows?

  • The sad part about this faggot is that Retards just like him will buy this dumbass shirt and we will once again have a do-nothing stupid waste of space jerkoff making tons of money. There is no fucking way I would ever come close to buying or wearing one of those gay ass shirts. Dudes get beat up for shit like that.

  • this prooves that she is a he LOL

  • @iluvinuyasha123 you dumb bitch. your comment is irrelavant

  • my faveourite chris crocker video :)

  • @xweetokfairy YES

  • you are fucked up.

  • after that video you cant do that

  • I'm the coolest person at church ^_^

  • There is no way I'm buying your fucking stupid faggotried t-shirt.

  • luv this vid. my fave part is about 1:40 in it, about the credit card

  • luv this vid. my fave part is about 1:40 in it, about the credit card

  • Who would buy that? You give a bad name to gay people everywhere. I'm personally offended.

  • i. love. you.

  • Im getting one ^_^

  • tourrettes guy+ adhd + bad person + michael jackson! = CHRIS CROCKER! D:<

  • i dont want a chris COCKer t shirt

  • dats wat it do dats how it been. pimp yo shitroll yo shit, wat wat

  • sweetie, you aren't black ;) so dont be a poser! :))

  • lol at the start hehehahaheaheae1!!e1!!@@!@#!

  • chris shit get a life stophatting everyone your a norma other fag thats just gonna die being a nasty fag and no one wants your t-shirt its fucked up and justthinking of you is fucked up you shouldquit you youtube

  • Cuz i really wanna wear your faggoty ass face to church. Hey whose that on your shirt? Some youtube faggot. I would do ANYTHING to have this fucker killed

  • @Johnydarco3 ; Would you have sex with him to get him killed? lol

  • that fag called my mom a hoe

  • y y y y r u living please tell me u ugly bich god so annoying

  • I don't want people to think I'm gay.

  • @TheCometsBeast omgsh I was just thinking that!!!!

  • @MrSheatle

    YOU STUPID English!

  • ME HO!!!!

  • "Boobs and beer, boobs and beer, I like to suck on em both!" -Bubba J from Jeff Dunham

  • dude...you really scared the shit outta me ._.

    NOT in a good way.. >:

  • haha your face on my shirt in church haha NO!!!!!!!!!!!

  • u dnt want ur kid sleepin' around 2 get my shirt do u, no, so type in the credit card number hoe lol hahaha

  • Cum is thicker than blood. i like that!

  • You have lovely eyes.

  • i hope everyone know that this is a guy

  • @keynotey1 Pity he was born a boy though,isn't it?I mean,if he was a girl,then it wouldn't be weird to she him do what he does.I don't like his vids but I pity him for being a boy when he wants to be a girl.

  • LEAVE CRIS COCK ALONE

  • omg i just relised this guy (er thing i dont no what he is) is makeing loads of money by being a errrrr well only one word springs to mind cunt we all should do it then no one would lison to this cunt just an idear

  • watching this high makes this funny instead of sad.

  • One questionn .... why yu always cover the background ?

  • Like i would want your t.shirt id get the shit kicked out of me :L

  • and my mom iz not a hoe bitch

  • if i get a t-shirts of u i will get shot sorry

  • I watch every CrisCrocker's video cause I want to see how many dislikes he get and also the comments. ;)

  • "Guess who it is?"

    "Me HOE!"

    FAVE LINE

  • I want a chris crocker T-shirt

  • WTF THATS A MAN

  • at 2:14 it showes hes computer lol

  • your Disgusting O_o

  • I got the needle to your bubble one!!

  • its funny because shes fat

  • I got my mom but once she saw this video she shaved our dog,bout 299 leather coats and moved to Beijing,China... Thank u Chris Crocker!!!...btw I got a hoodie and a shirt

  • I would be embarrassed to own a chris crocker tee shirt

  • Probably one of my favorite youtube videos ever.

  • Am I the only one that wants to jab him in the eye with a rusty fork, and tell him to shut the fuck up? ;)

  • LEAVE CHRIS CROCKERS T-SHIRTS ALONE!!! IM SERIOUS!

  • this is my all time favorite Chris Crocker video

  • you should be a rapper chris :D

  • leave chris crocker tees alone

  • That was the most interesting way i've seen anyone start a video.

  • instead of being the coolest kid in school you will be the gayest kid in school

  • Gee, she sure is overdosed around here

  • CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!!!!!!! :O GEEZZZ!!!!

  • CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!!!!!!! :O GEEZZZ!!!!!!!

  • has he been diagnosed with a mental illness yet?

  • Who the fuck ever screamed this from their roofs needs to be shot ASAP.

  • I love him!

  • i wouldnt find it exciting for you sir, no one likes you and those who do is because youre rediculous, plus we all know your attempt of becoming famous, you failed, rebirth and try again

  • "I see straight people and I like it" yo idiot, if there werent straight people, like your mom and dad, you wouldnt be here.

    Waaaiit a minute... lets all go gay

  • Where can I buy the best faggot seeking bullets??

  • No i think what they were yelling was SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!

  • Your a legend :)

  • WHO WOULD WEAR A CHRIS CROCKER T-SHIRT TOO CHURCH? SERIOUSLY.

    THUMBS UP

  • You just call my mum a hoe?

  • I'm scared after watching this video. I really am.

  • @TheMeckieLove i watched rose red before this, and im more afraid of this .

  • @Anton4223 LOL

  • yea thats going to make my mom buy a shirt

  • geuss who its me hoe XD

  • hahahhahah awsome

  • is this a guy or girl?

  • @probest999 Neither.

  • @RandomDetritus ohh Thanks.. I though no one knew. lol

  • i hate you

    as if you said you dont like straight people

    do you expect the fucking world to be GAY or something

    you shithead

    ps im straight xD

  • @it13jaw Obviously, which is why you dont get it.

  • WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT A STUPID DUMASS T-SHIRT??? WELL???

  • If i wear your shirt, people in my school would beat me up

  • i actually like knowing theirs straight people and stop acting like you can talk like a black person

  • i actually had my mom whatch this video. :D

    i have a chris crocker tee-shirt now xDD <3

  • i want 1

    

  • Who makes out with their mirror ?

  • @TheSillyseli1 me ! :DD nawwh, jkaay but a shit load of people do :D

  • thhe fuukk.?!

    "i see staright people.?"

    thhe worlld is fukkin full of themm tell me wenn yu hear a fkn humpbaak whale tell me wen yu hear that shit.!!!

  • <3

    

  • cum is thicker than blood? lol...

  • This was stuck in my head all day. xD

  • FUCK GAY PEOPLE except the nice ones

  • Did i just fucking watch Alvin and The Chipmunks on Staroids?!?!?!

  • i didnt know he was a fag AND a wigger.

  • I have one of the T-shirts now

  • Haha I showed this to my mom. I hope I get a shirt.

  • Ummm Is he gay...

  • @GoProBmx991 Yup.

  • @UnfortunatelyScene im kidding lol fuck i wana kill him lol.

  • He's his own characature... lol...

  • if ur a guy start looking like one DAMN!

  • Your awesome chris! Dont let all them haterz get to yuh! Just shrug it off and laugh cuz they be missin out on your funny ass! Keep it up! :D

  • @soliewah I so totally agree with ya

  • omg how do u role that shit by the way

  • Lady us a dude

  • wow i really do like those T shirts..im' on the web site now :)

  • BREATH BREATH BREATH!!!!!!!!!!

  • Y'all need to calm the fuck down!!

  • 0:19 HEYYY!!! I got a Chris Crocker T-Shirt! I'm the gayest motherf*cker on the planet! :D XD

  • CHRIS i love you , you are awsom :)))

  • I actually shown this 2 my mum, she grounded me :/

  • sometimes u look a little like Michael C. Hall from Dexter (:

  • omg you're so crazy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

  • But.. I dont go to church D:

  • hmmm.... Does anyone think that he's excited :L

  • WHY DOES THIS WHITE CHICK TALK LIKE A BLACK CHICK?!?!

  • @BrandonGagsAlot CHICK?? ... LOL XD

  • u can krank it down a little btw big fan

  • are u a boy or girl???? seriously

  • @CPdexter25 Guy

  • What the heck did i click on now. I was looking at westboro baptist crazy lady clips. Then this shit was linked.

    But hey... up the medication dude, girl or whatever you choice to be today.

  • chris. you aren't a black chick. okay? :D

  • one side of eyeliner is darker than the other

    

  • Wth is your problem O.e

  • LMAO WHO THE HELL IS GONNA BUY A CHRIS CROCKER TSHIRT ARE U SCREWD IN THE HEAD?!? IF U DO THAT YOU WILL GET BULLIED BY EVERYONE

  • If I buy ANYTHING with "Chris Crocker" on it I'll get beaten up by EVERYONE

  • Ya know, like in the 6th sense? Well bitch I see STRAIGHT people and I ain't likin' it!

  • i like the im the saftey pin to your bubble t-shirt

  • YAY chris!! That's AWESOME that you have your own store!! YOU A DIVA!

  • It's me ho!

  • His eyeliner is driving me crazy....

  • @peacoceam actually he's speaking like a nigga

  • i love him so much i have 10

  • iloveyou <3

  • I HAVE LIKE 5 CHRIS CROCKER T-SHIRTS CUZ I LOVE UUU♥

  • LMAO!!!! IM JTFO

  • y r u talking like an african-american?

  • "Oh, in another thing? You know what, go steal you mom's credit card, do what you gotta do, I ain't gonna tell nobody!"

    Ahah, just freakin' love it!

  • that was closes i ever saw you get to a man voice

  • I didn't know my phone was muted:( I turned it back on an he was all HEYY! An I was like AHHH! N fell out my chair.. Ouch

  • I actually got my mom...

  • im seeing straight ppl & i aint liking it!

  • It thinks it's a girl AND black..

  • O GOD ITS BAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  • should have just made a shirt with shit on it and wrote chris cock

  • YEAH I WANT AIDS ON MY T-SHIRT NASTY CUNT

  • i'm the coolest person at church

    huh that's weird i don't think it would be very good to wear something like that to church

  • My mom got me the cum is thicker them blood one :D

  • dont call yourself a ??? unless you have a shirt? what did he say? 2:09

  • FAGGGG

  • I've got a chris crocker tee shirt, i'm the coolest person a church !

  • lollllllll