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  • o no he's getting mad everyone run he will not be able to catch your guys

  • i feel sorry for u...

  • they have a good reason to hate you...

  • i cant get over the fact that you only use 32 cards

  • I'm back Bitch!

  • You dont need viper decks, you need a strait jacket.

  • spend your money on soap for a shower, a haircut, and a gym membership. you are NOT qualitied to 'review' anything. you diss dvd's because their too 'hard' to do? i dont understand. thats like me saying 'dont buy this dvd, is sucks, its too easy".

    wtf?

  • Magicdude09 who posted this in mid-2008, it's almost 2011! Come back and show us how you've come along in two years.

  • HOLD IT! "Only doing 32 cards because I have kinda small hands". WOW.

  • Only just found this...priceless!

  • Oh man you have no idea how funny this is.

  • HAHA goooooo away

  • It's pretty fucking sad that you're putting down Ellusionist, which is probably one of the most well known site for magic other than Theory11, and you can't even hold a full deck of cards. It's funny how you are contradicting yourself in this video too, saying Ellusionist sucks (Because there's a fucking natural disaster near your area? PLEASE lose some weight while you're waiting), yet you say the cards are amazing. You fulfill every stereotype of the fail magicians on youtube.

  • Natural disasters aren't Ellusionist's fault. You stupid fat prick. Oh wow you can't even hold a full deck of cards. Probably cuz your hands hurt from being obese. Damn. Seriously. And Card College sucks again seriously? No. Shut the fuck up now. Get a better attitude. Saying subscribe after all that? You got to be kidding me.

  • @EllusionistDJ hahaha tell that fat prick to get a life lol

  • @jrkikorg Definitelyyy my man. This kid's all talk. Well. All talk and food.

  • @EllusionistDJ ahahhahah u got that right

  • @jrkikorg Hahaha! Instead of watching this kid's shit, you should definitely watch mine if you're interested in magic. Check it out and tell me what you think! I'm not one of those 10 year old magicians that expose everything and say they are the best

  • @EllusionistDJ k i will i dont want to see a fat ass tlkin about how magic sucks and how he thinks hes a great magician he cant hold 52 cards cause hes medical obese hahahahhaah

  • @jrkikorg Hahaha thanks my mann

  • Card College isn't good? Ellusionist sucks at shipping..? You should post up a magic trick and show that you're far superior for them. Thanks. Otherwise stop.

  • rofl that was hilariouse.

  • Of course you lost money. It's eBay. People don't pay full price there if the item is still available.

  • lol i give all your videos five stars lol you said brad christian is one of the better magicians lol he wears fukin makup and he sucks dick. yes that was a pun.Card College sucked because it was too hard, magic is about practice, you do actualy have to practice plus you wolnt be a good magician anyway because in order for people to like your magic they have to like you first....do i need to say more,ps i would love for you to message me i would like to hear your response.

  • Dude the only reason u like the m5 is cuz its self working! lmao

  • boo hoo you cant get your package. dude you own a business and try to get everyone happy dude. your so stupid.

  • lol i have all cc and lol it changed my magic for the betterlol der u start with1 u dub ass u look like ur wherein lipsticklol

  • first of all, don't ever talk about card college or any books like that. You bought CC volume 2 & 3. GET THE FIRST ONE. prob why its so hard. and also, u dont need fancy cards to do streetmagic. and, if there are storms, its not E's fault. Dude, whats wrong with you?

  • SMALL HANDS= SMALL DICK. LMFAO

  • lol retard! LOOOL

  • Yeah that damned ellusionist place causing those natural disasters everywhere! GOD ITS ALL THEIR FAULT!!! Fuckem!

  • @Johnathan136 lol

  • Are you serious? You're serious aren't you? Good God you have to be. Why are you making these videos? It doesn't sound like you've ever performed in your life. Good fucking lord you can't be serious?

  • oooookkk FUCK YOU asshole fuckin unic its called a typo dick and u spend ur time readin this shit asssss

  • You have to practice if you ever want to get good at magic, card college is fucking awesome. get a life

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  • their is spelled their

    i before e except after c

  • How old are you buckaroo?

  • end ur fucking life u fat bitch

  • You're a regular topic on the magic newswire as the face of the insta-magician. You need to learn patience and persistence. I highly doubt you ever will. You really deserve a lot of these comments.

  • well obviously your package wasnt in that UPS truck since it went right by your house. You seriously need to get a life since it seems like you just spend everyday waiting for your package

  • Jeeze Tyler...Holy Shit

  • Just ignore that jackza123 guy he's a fag that's been buggin me too.

  • weweeee nice wow

    32 fuckin cars?????

    im 12 i have fucking small hands and can do a 12 packet display

  • well fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck YOU!!!!!!!!

    hating????

    ya ur a gangster

  • YOURE A LOSER END YOUR LIFE

  • what a FUCKING FAG U SHIT HOLE I WILL SLIT UR THROTE BITCH

  • clearly the world thinks you're wrong. Card College was written by a magic genius, its a great book. you're a neeb.

  • lol he is under the covers making him seem like criss crocker. lol

  • you can do street magic without the ellusionists decks

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  • HAHAA just watching this again i realise your uglier than i first realised LOL

  • u r the biggest buck tooth wanker god has ever made

  • if you do magic on the street your gonna get JUMPED.

  • why dont you show a trick

  • go on the street and do some magic and post a video of it. we all wanna see u failing on the street!

  • if i could give 0 stars i WOULD

    yes i hate, but i have a reason man

    you buy all that stuff and say: " oh this is to hard i sell it immediately!"

    MAN GO AND PRACTISE!!! and don't do so fucking videos!

  • how do you spell gay? oh thats right magicdude09

  • read the fucking cook

    duke is awesome u dumd

    and card collage is awesome

    your magic is sitting on yo couch EATING

  • ur magic stinks like my dogs shit if you want my opion ur not helpng anyone with ur 32 cards and yo fatt handz. give me a fucking break

  • you dont need a fuck black tiger deck to do "street magic" use some regular bikes you fat excuse of a person ...your a discrace

  • card crappage hahahaha make moar MOAR!!!! I want MOAR!!!! your cool kid and all thes N word need to go to H E double hockey stix fuckers

  • dude, your cards blew my miind man.

  • Hmmmm. You've got a multi-volume set to buy, what do you start with? I know! Volume 2!!! So, where's the logic? Non-existant!

    Some of the nasty comments are just that - nasty. But, there are a few out there that you should REALLY take note of. Go get volume 1 of Card College and start at the BEGINNING. Your CC volumes went for $20 because people were getting a bargain!

    Of course, you could be coming out with one of the most cringe-worthy spoofs I've evern seen!

    Good luck!

  • wait if you cant do any tricks how can you preform them on the streets why dont you go out learn easy magic tricks then when you can do that get a harder and harder then preform on the street?

  • With your skills, I wouldn't go out and perform just yet.

    ...and your not helping anyone make good decisions. Card College is a great book with tons of good stuff in it.

  • If card college, matter of fact, any magic book is too hard, it doesn't mean they suck, it means you suck.

  • TRUE TRUE TRUE

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  • Number one, you look like Newman from Seinfeild, but I would say that Newman is way more intelligent. Number two, are you serious with these videos? You can't possibly be serious, it's all just too outlandish.

  • I feel sorry for the kid.

    Yea, he was making a lot of stupid comments but SO WHAT?

    He was only 3 weeks in so I mean he didn't know anything. If you supported him, I bet he would have gotten really good.

    But no, you people had to make fun of him and ruin the whole experience for him.

    Now don't think I'm acting like a fan boy, but I mean, I feel sorry for the kid.

    He must have felt really bad.

  • your hands hurt holding a deck of cards? interesting

  • I just crack up when you say guitarkid is stupid, meanwhile your name is "magicdude09"

  • wow wow wow oh my good fat friend don't get mad all these comments are for ur own good man do something else, change ur name... i can't hold 52 cards KILL URSELF and OF COURSE U DO NEED ALL THESE COMMENTS AND MORE

  • lose some weight fat ass

  • You are my hero!!!!

  • How the hell can you say that some stuff is garbage because you find it to hard after 3 weeks into magic!? And you say that you're good for a beginner!? you don't deserve to even call yourself a street magician. all the material you called garbage is actually great stuff. "I can't do fingerpalming" WTF! You can't expect to learn magic in 20 min! You need to practice, practice, practice!But you'll probably delete this won't you!?

  • This is the kind of video you see on the news after you find out some kid was building pipe bombs in his garage and everyone is saying that they should of known because he posted this just a few weeks prior to the attacks. lol

  • haha the best hes ever come across in his 3 weeks of magic.

  • so pathetic

  • assface

  • I really am not going to get so mad like others, but you are saying you are trying to help but you really arent... I am going to say think about magic, get begginer stuff from E, or any other place... you need not to get hard stuff. I just cannot beleive you hate card college. Dude, just to help you, i would get begginer stuff and not waste money on things you cant do yet.

  • Jesus, stop commenting on his fucking videos. He is the most obvious troll ever.

  • who you calling dumb,dumb

  • why are you trying to perform after doing magic for a month....patience child

  • card crappege? what the F@#$ is that?

    and what is up with that banish crap, too?

  • 32 cards u really suck and u think your so big and bad cuz u said the f bomb im a hater and im not leaving and if your a magicion you would post magic tricks not u saying a bunch of crap

  • 32 cards... stop

  • whats wrong? cant say stupid?lolz

  • kdi ur so stupid. u look like a geek that isnt even good at magic. lolz! u cant hold 52 cards!!!! im like 12 and i can hold up to about 100 cards and i can also shuffle them. and i have pretty small hands

  • my hands are very small and i can hold a deck of 52 cards and i know my hands are smaller because he is like 14 and i am only 11

  • oh my fukin god this kid is retarted and try to leave a nasty comment on my videos if u want cause i dont got any

  • You here that guys the best magician on the planet (magicdude09) LOST money on books that should never have been in his fat little hands in the first place. Bummer.

    Also tubby, you dont need to have cards from E to do street magic.

    And as to your threat, please by all means leave a nasty comment on my videos. Correct them as you see fit all mighty one.

  • best singer eva

  • card college is awesome, so shut the hell up jabba the gut!

  • Y dont u just practice and wait u broke bitch

  • heres some advice.

    1 don't use black tiger deck etc for street magic because people think its a fake/trick deck

    2 the word perfect should be used when their is no room for improvement

  • 3 find three good tricks (stuff from card college is exelent) and practise. then in front of a mirror. then in front of your sister. then a bit more. then go out and perform it and come back, and think about what you learnt by that. then practice some more.

    if you actually show me something that is perfect I'll subscribe

  • ur the gayest kid i have ever fucking seen on youtube ur hands start to hurt ur a fucking baby

  • me! im just giving advice

  • dude ur a dipshit!!!!!!!!!!! maybe if u fucking praxticed and took the time to read card college and maybe you would understand you dumbass. you always say oh dont get this it sucks. and i quote you on this one "this sucks dont get it, it to hard"

    and post a bade comment on my vids or whatever I DONT GIVE A SHIT YOU SUCK ASS!!!

    and p.s. GROW A PAIR of NUTS you little prick

  • There is so much more to magic than just ellusionist...keep the shit...and learn it in time. Wats the big deal?

  • dude u just gotta understand sumthing...im not gonna bash u or anything i just wanna get u to realize certain things. First of all fuck these pple on here who have nothin better to do then leave comments like this...second of all, i think u should learn a little bit more about the subject ur talking about before having an opinion enough of an opinion to put it on youtube) or saying"its garbage" just because you dont find it useful.

  • This kid is actually a decent magician. Leave him alone.

  • AHAHAH!!!

  • this is hilarious i love his videos i am crackin up you rock magicdude

    card crapage

  • lol im subscribing you make me laugh so much dude you very funny)). but stop saying stuff is crap just keep practising ) , and guys laty off him a bit i no he does some annoying things but you cant call him crap until he has posted a performance.

  • You are the biggest faggot first of all you bite ass on magic don't go and embarres yourself more on the street! and second of all you should be happy for all those books and crap card college is an amazing book and your just complaining because you don't practice instead you read a book, try the trick, it doesn't work, and you give up. go get a life.

  • suck cock newbie oh yea can you subscribe

  • Don't listen to them, man! They are loosers!!!

  • i love u

  • u fatty dude you are craaaaaaazy!!!!!!!!!

  • suck u

  • You DO need those comments lol. You are terrible hehe. Yes, sad but true. Hating? It's not hating when it's true. Go away. Ooooh scary!

  • HAHAHAHAH, this is so hilarious, are you wearing lipstick?

  • HELP PPL MAKE THE RIGHT DECISIONS???

    so u think ur expert advice will touch all who want to enter the world of magic???

  • CARD CRAPPAGE??

    DUDE !

    U DISGUST ME!

  • omfg u are the biggest faggot ever i cant only use 32 cuz i have a small dick i cant to trick cuz my cards didnt come u cant do trick because u suck dick at magic u fat ass hole

  • U SUCK!!!!!!!!!

  • hey fag, u know y we hate ur fag vids??? cuz ur insulting the magicians magic. You just say that a dvd is too hard and sell it on ebay and insulting them on youtube and ppl see u insulting them on youtube u big fat no life faggot. u cant be a magician doing easy shits like ur dumb fat inside ur FAT. UGH HHHHH not those guys just hate u that u said on this video, everyone hates u except ur mom!!! Im not insulting ur mom, Im insulting you!

  • Card College rocks you idiot!!!!! Get a life.

  • you can do street magic with ALMOST ANY DECK. there is a huge video between 32 cards and 52 cards. Also your mad because some thing ellusionist can control and some thing that is killing people made your package come late fucking ass hole. Now what i challenge you to a Magic battle on the Theory11 battle system, you most likely havent heard of them because you suck, but they are better than ellusionist but you wont thing so because there stuff is hard, and if it is hard is must suck.

  • your not helping ppl make the right decisions. your a fat faggot. card college is awesome, so go lose some weight.

  • buck bucky and cheese, ally starlig watever, dukeisaboss, no no duke duke is dumb. hahahahahahahhahahhahahahahhah­hahahaha.

  • Kid listen, Stop bitching about your products that are to"Hard" No one said magic was easy. If you're bitching about not being able to perform a simple finger palm, maybe this industry isn't for you.

  • Natural disasters so I can't get my package. haha sounds a little selfish dont you think???

  • Why do you need Ellusionist decks to do magic? They won't make you any better. I don't get it what ever happened to a normal deck of Bicycles? AND STOP SAYING HARD TRICKS ARE CRAP BECAUSE YOU ARE CRAP BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO LEARN THEM!

  • You don't need any special fancy decks to do street magic. Look at David Blaine, Cyril Takayama, and many others, they almost always use standard Bikes or Tallys.

    Have you ever heard of practicing? I'm not talking about 30 min - 1 hour of just doing the moves or whatever. C'mon with only 3 weeks of magic? You have a lot more way to go.

    Lastly, STOP SAYING GREAT PRODUCTS ARE CRAP!

    Thanks.

  • If you won't do something because its too hard, then your going nowhere...nowhere. If your not even practice anything hard, then quit now and save your time.

  • you are a fag i am hating on you shut stupid fag with no life go burn in hell this is a nasty comment iam hating on your free videos you need that fag you go away

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  • did it come yet

  • i shall dub u "jizzbreath the mighty fagboy".

  • Hey give the kid a chance dudes. He is enthusiastic and he makes me laugh.

    He could be a Bill Malone in the making.

    Practice magicdude09 Practice. Two ears, two eyes and only one mouth use them is those percentages and you will come out on top.

    Keep the funny vids coming.

    Jaz

  • I love this kid so much.

  • Your 3 weeks into magic LOL

    You think everything that is hard sucks

    Hard = Good

    I bet you can't even fucking double lift

  • i fucking DARE you to put a "nasty" comment on one of my vids.

    you are a discrace to magic.

    you dont need fancy cards to do magic, and card college is the best.

    you are fucking pathetic.

    kill yourself.

  • i do agree with the not needing fancy cards to do magic but come on! your being a little, no really! harsh. actually i didnt really like him but just for that mean ass comment im subscribing to this kid

  • Listen, you really really fail at life. Please... quit youtube and delete your account because - well to put it lightly - everybody hates you. Everybody. Only a layman could have any real sympathy because every decent magician would tell you that you're being an idiot even posting these videos

  • dude card gollege is the best

  • Learn how to do magic please. CC are the best beginner books ever. On the Stop is amazing.

  • hahhaha holy shit

  • nerd

  • ure a fucking homo and fat and u only do magic with like 30 cards lmfao

  • The M5 is THE ONLY magic tool you've every come across.

  • u should do some street magic

  • yo just dont listen to people they think since there good at magic then everyone thats a magicia has to be good like them you gotte explain in your vids ive only been doing magic for three weeks so im not so advanced yetand dont do street magic yet w8 a few monce like 2 and you really shouldnt have sold your card collge its one of the best books you could have never give up doing magic and forget about haters there showing off that there better but remember they were doing magic for years

  • sry but you aent that good its funny watching you tho

  • r u related 2 the starwars kid?

  • you fucking suck! man get a life...and another hobby!!

  • You know what I don't get? I can some what get the fact of you guys hating on his magic skills, but you guys seem to be aiming at his weight and body. What does that have to do with magic? Shows that most of you guys are immature and can not find any good reasons to hate on him about magic and have to aim at his body. Immature.

  • fyi idiot, you don't need ellusionist decks to perform on the street!!!!!!

  • omg your such a faggot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • fat lard u suk at magic

  • How about you guys give the kid a break, he is a beginner. Not everyone has knowledge and expertiese at sleights when you first start. I didn't. The kid is learning and he is just happy that he is starting magic. Other magicians who put down other magicians are just immature and most of the time can't perform well themselves. I have only been doing magic for a year and I don't know every sleight.- youtube(dot)com/esotericminds

  • no no, you don't understand, he doesn't use all 52 cards because they hurt his fat little hands, plus he thinks magic and card dvds/books SUCK just because they are too hard and he can't do them,

    he says hes gonna make vids of performing, but i havnt seen shit, so no, he is a fag who shouldnt take up magic

  • So, he is learning like I said. You don't have to make fun of him for it. He is starting magic so he doesn't know what is good and what isn't. Maybe he has practiced and will make a video of him performing.

  • He is not learning because he sells everything he tries to learn on ebay, because they are TOO HARD.

    He thinks he needs E cards to perform on the street, which to me sounds like he relies on other things to do the tricks for him, thats not how it works

  • Let him waste his money. Doesn't mean you have to throw a fit over it. Almost every beginner thanks E is the bomb. I used to. And many people rely on gimmicks. Go look at blacktiger611. Almost all of his tricks are gimmicks. Then when it comes to card magic on blacktiger's they suck.

  • We all hate him because he is an ignorant fat ass that thinks he can do anything when he doesn't know shit about magic, I mean seriously an ELMSLEY change it's an erdnase change. He say he is starting kid's shows now when he i in 3 weeks of maic, yea kids wanna see a fat ass do crappy card tricks. When I was a beginner I didn't thnk E was the bomb. He think he can do any trick even though he never watches the demo. He thinks Brad Christian is good, Brad christian is gay. In terms he is a laymen.

  • 3 weeks into magic.... He has no knowledge of magic. he just wants to be a magician.

  • Well he is still so ignorant

  • I also agree, Card Crappage is a waste of time and money, it totally sucks, I have volume 2, and it totall y sucks.!!! they should like make it on dvd, and make it easier!

    stop hating!

  • lol

    u suck ur mom

  • lmao, really, practice a lot more before you do street magic...or just quit magic all together mate cause if you cant handle a full pack of cards your never going to get any better, and please hate on all my videos it will just be a little bit of comedy for me to laugh at.

  • damm i pissed my pants i've never seen such crap youre the worst little Fat psycho wanna be Magician i've ever seen.

    PLEASE don't be sorry for not showing us your Street performence if you even find spec's who not just run away.

    Thank you for not performing Muhaaaaa ROFL i can't stand this any longer it hurts too mcuh oh my freaking god please stop it please.

    BTW I don't hate you you saved my day and you help people ! yest you help them to not take Drugs youre the best reason to dont take Drugs!

  • ok dude plz practice look at my vids i practice lik 2 hrs a day when i began magic all i learned wuz card magic i did not order stuff i don't know how to do it when u buy something spend time on it not lik 2 min and put a vid saying it crap u did not even practice this is y u have to many haters

  • hahahahaha! u make me laugh. u think ur the smartest person ever.

  • its not ellusionist fault if ur package is late, its the mailing company u should know that.

  • 1: your fat

    2: stop hating on the cards be luckey you will be able to hold such a pro deck

    3:your fat

    4:nobodys hands except for like a babys hands are small enough to hold a full deck

    5:your fat

    if you leave a nasty comment on my video i will spam all your vids saying YOUR FAT

    ps. did i mention that YOUR FAT!!

    unholyspirit1

  • Oh man ur bad, ull comment back ooooohh, im trembling

  • your fugly

  • DIDNT U KNOW THE BLACK TIGERS HAVE 52 CARDS?? ur wittle hand must of hurt very badly with those ??

  • U SUCK!!!

  • Our Spoof is coming...

  • Hey, instead of magic you should be running laps trying lose weight.

  • ohh my god u r the most fuckin fat ass retard i know its called practice dip shit and i am so scared u are going to leave a bad comment i dont care no one likes you and you have tempere problems u little bitch

  • He gets fatter every video LOL. Did you heat the Card college books or sumthing?

  • videos dont suck if u cant do em its called practice dickhead o and gezz ur hands must be small not to hold 52 cards.who cares we dont wanna c your street magic with your bikes and ellusionist doesent care if ur angry about its one day late

  • do urself a favorr....

    buy yourself a wii fit.

    this is a nasty comment.

    :]