Bacon Explosion: Abridged

[Y0ugenie]

ew.......

[SilentBiscuit333]

Last day of life I want one of those...Then again it would be my last day of life if I ate that.

[david942k]

You still ate it, right?

[arngorf]

I would never NEVER set my teeth in that. It probably taste fantastic, but I just know how my heart would start pumping as if I was about to die.

[DonChingon1978]

I'm Going to try it my self today so i might be posting my expirience later, so check this week on my page, you may finde it funny if i fail as miserably as you, but maybe i'm lucky and do it good

[iToad30XX]

That's at least a Level 15 heart attack waiting to happen

[mmnp43]

Remove your rings on your hands. Dirty PIG.

[crghansard]

Where is the cut version?

[MolotovFan2]

and that is why you smoke it or wait for it to bake all the way through in the oven...

[HeavyBread]

little burnt, but still looks so tasty.

[24134]

typical american heart attack on a plate, and thats y ur fat

[thejalderman]

haha, fact

[daddykdddb]

@24134 Lol it's sad that people ingest half a pound of that on Saturday's and Sunday's, thats why I only eat Peamael bacon where I know theres no grease and no fat. CANADIAN BACON

[loloowns]

lol wtf. eww!

[usausaarmy]

fat+fat= Heart attack , Artery blockage

[mattburien]

nobody says anything about what temp to cook the thing

[cdjones1987]

170-180 degrees fahrenheit

Im eating a bacon explosion sandwich right now!

[atstepchild]

Cook it at 225 for 2 - 2 1/2 hours til it's 170 degrees internal temp.

[IPunchaUInTheFace]

THIS IS WHY YOU ARE FAT.

[MilwaukeeLAX]

well you guys, your supposed to use a smoker. its the only proper way to get all the flavor, ....without it catching fire....

[Jazzears]

the log on fire made me laugh out loud.

[tobedotty]

looks like way too much effort, for basically cooked mince and bacon.

[justbeyou88]

that is absolutely disgusting

[cdjones1987]

Dont knock it till you try it... Unless you dont like bacon or sausage its really hard not to like!

[CDMUSIC80]

that is typical american fat ass foods

[skarygirl02]

not all of us eat stuff like that....

[mitchranalli]

This is typical awful grammar only traceable to a foreigner

[Spewez]

wow gorgeous dog

[angells60640]

I agree. The dog is adorable!

[wuteverluv]

won't you feel guilty after you eat it?

If I did this I would totally be on a guilt trip XD

[juxtrkov]

wait so was it a screwed up job? is the bacon overcooked?

[crunchygranolax]

that is absolutely disgusting!!!!!! damn

[MISSBEBEBLUE]

I swear I drooled a little bit.

[ih8stuff3]

oh LAWDY!!! Is thems some grilled onions?!....

Wait...Beethoven?! No! It's Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov...and is your kid's name really "Pxian"?

[oblomoff87]

im from russia i want to cook that stuff///

[LitaniTilSatan666]

I hope you still ate the damn thing when you got it out the grill, I'm hungry and I'd eat that shit straight away!

[The1TheOnlyNigga]

I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!

[Cogitotal]

It would be better with less fatty bacon- and, in the unlikely event that I ever cooked such a thing, I would do it from start to finish in the Weber Kettle charcoal barbecue with a little bay or hickory smoke. The drip trays would catch the vast quantity of fat that, hopefully) leaked out of the beast. Hence, no fire.

What was all the plastic wrap for on the board? Wooden chopping boards are self-disinfecting.

[tricksterboy55]

you should have said in your decription "It's a recipe guaranteed to get you fat like me" and im glad the bacon caught on fire i mean have you looked in a mirror lately and i fell sorry for the little kid

[olineaggie]

What a waste of time, money and resources.

[Doomfrost]

3:17 looks like someone took a huge shit

[crazyhellperson]

Anyone want a heart attack on a plate lol

Anyways pretty cool

[Voobean]

That looks disgusting and delicious at the same time.

[jhan86]

For fat people.

[CptCrumpet]

I'd stil eat it even after it burned, just pull off the burned bits and eat it simple as.. Don't see why so many people are complaining about it.

[discodannnyD]

IT DIDDNT EXPLODE

[pdisapcboy2009]

that is the fucking best thing in the whole fucking world!!! i did this and it may be an instant heart attack, but it is the gratest experience in my whole fucking life! try it!

[chick5581]

if this video was entered into an awards show i wonder how well it would do? what do you think., i think it might get nominated for something,

[Mangina9000]

fat people.

[EllysaE]

You leave your rings on...nasty. Ick.

[bloodfang07]

lol that looks really unhealthy, theres having ur protein and theres taking ur protein, about of crap in that and i hope thats not just 4 two pople.

[muffemod]

ill take bacon and sausage over high fructose corn syrup and chemical additives any day of the week

[XxSconeManxX]

god that's fucking gnarly...

[jonasmaxdeath]

think im gonna puke

[zachbmth]

This about turned me vegetarian....

this isn't right to say, but; this kind of food is really bad for your body, high cholestoral, and HIGHLY fattening. I noticed that you two weren't the fittest people, and I hope you don't pass on unhealthy eating to your kids.

We need a healthier generation now

[jalis666]

you need some fat and some cholestoral in your body to have a balanced diet, eating this kind of stuff once in a very long while wont kill you.

[o0Tyl0r0o]

dude, shut the fuck up.

people can do what they want in their lives.

[justbeyou88]

I totally agree!!!!

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[KxWaYnE]

wow a sad attempt at trying to make a lot of money off someone else, loser.

[ArabellaStrobel]

ughh, that looks disgustingg

makes me want to be vegan

[japc482002]

Looks like the HULK took a shit on their table

[AngelicDiablos]

lol yea

[lXfuckinAXl]

HAHAHA

[Knole999]

roflcopter.

[obliviousdreamer]

swiss colony beef log

[chappy45111]

look at the belly on the person making it, just to give you an idea if tihis is a good idea or not.

[natureboy295]

fast fingers

[rutgerslover513]

can you imagine how bad that is for you? that's not even appetizing! it's disgusting! how the hell do you think of a recipe that gross?!

[ip0n3di]

Then Doggie Said, Omgosh i wanna toooo!

[ip0n3di]

1:06 - Why The Fuck are he Jumping Around!?

[MrsRandomMadeMeDoIt]

lol what was once delightfull tasty bacon has turned into what looks like a burn victem :p

[CptCrumpet]

That looked yummy..

[mangomaggot]

C'mon, how could you put what is basically a big log of fat on a grill and not expect an inferno?

Criminal waste of good bacon.

[LePig102]

aww that poor child, he looks healthy for now!

[marslogun]

man its sad to see it burning ,good luck next time

[midniteKnite]

EAT AND ...DIE

[coachgrieber]

For fucks sake, they jacked that thing up... follow instructions, idiots!

[NukeCss]

how fucking gross

[midniteKnite]

FOR IDIOTS ONLY

[cigarette320]

if the bacon is done and crisp on the outside, then it would seem that the rest of the log is done... just a guess, but it looks delicious... by the way, why are these health nuts looking up bacon?... thanks for the video

[DisneyAbridged]

Terrible

[jekster]

I love bacon, and that looks fucking disgusting

[Syst3m04]

The total log has 9648 Calories 5696 Cal/fat 224g Sat. Fats 35204mg sodium 480g protein 1539.6mg cholesterol 440g carbs unknown amount of sugar, 252g++ This is following original recipie and using kraft brown sugar bbq sauce and texas select bbq rub. Estimate 8-10 slices or so and your looking at 1000 calorie slices, 3500MG SODIUM/SLICE and 150MG/CHOLESTEROL WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

[JAKETHESNAKE1590]

lol let them kill themselves, doesnt even look apetizing

[gregsreallycool]

something my grandfather always said was, "we may be poor, but we eat like kings" so; this could be bad for you but whatever we eat like kings bitches so shut the fuck up. lol.

with all joking aside this does look disgusting tho...

[didles123]

What's wrong with you?

[TurboX2]

lol. greese.. how many calories would be a slice of that... seems like its in the 3000 to 4000 range.

[FolkmetalPWNS]

I WANT YOUR DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[racerbacker]

you shouldn't have grilled it

[beautifulgirlx33]

Them you go kaboom! from all the fat!

[gatmanf94]

They have a cool dog.

[wwefandudebrett]

fuk u u stole my guitar playing 4 tht song!

[xxafrosamuraixx]

god bless America

[MrXcitement666]

She would make something like this.

[nemesis6014]

I'm 21 and I'd jump like that little kid too if my mom were to make one of those.

[MexicanSunflower]

mmmmmmmmmmm heart attack

[beanbag12]

gross.

[thegzl]

you wankers messed it up with so much sausage, and then burning it

2/10

[Senayansoldier]

How did it taste? Looked pretty good in the last shot. Eating that could only be a once in a lifetime experience for me. I might try it without the extra bacon bits on the inside...

[toomuchbrag]

im not hungry any more :(

[MelaniePortrip]

Lmao!!! I know right? This is friggin' gross.

[CoolCalmJames]

Wow bacon wrapped in bacon...

[TheADHDAvenger]

ugh i hate it when america makes food like this.... it just promotes the "WE'RE ALL FAT" steriotype....

[joebarrrs]

I'm American, I wouldn't eat that shit.

[datdavis1]

Death on a plate.

[IGetsMoney24]

i goat wouldnt even eat this and they eat ANYTHING!!!! you put this in front of a goat and they would say BITCH ARE YOU CRAZY!!! I AINT EATIN THAT SHIT!!!

[eliquichi3]

I read all the comments and more of them are insults than what they have to say about the video... what the fuck is wrong with you people... BTW nice video... awesome family moments lol... I bet that was like *turns off camera* "hunny get dressed where going out to dinner =D"

[iplayelectricguitar]

Man, I gotta have super munchies to eat that hunk of fat.

[ATPADPenergy]

Gross ! Stuffing oneself full of pig flesh; I just hope it's a dead U.K. pig - rather than a Dutch/German/North American creature. That way one can be assured that at least the animal was treated with some decency while it retained her/his full senses, and before it was electrocuted, then hacked apart like one of Jeffrey Dahmer's kidnaps and meals.

[KhmaiBodian559]

i was expecting bacon to blow up? What the fuck?

[EvanxSkittlez]

lmfao me too

[pionierpit]

fat amercans

[pionierpit]

lol

[marks244]

clean your fucking grill you low lifes

[njskiinglegend]

YOU SUCK

[schiros123]

where's the cop?

[Necrucifer69]

lol its the peoples fault for eating such fatty shit let them decide what they want the kids dont have to eat it neither its still there choice. The world aint gonna stop it just because of peoples own choices to eat it. They'll just tell them they need to eat healthier quanities of food more often excersize and what not

[Proottalfain]

Fat burns... Hire your BBQ as a nutritionist, it'll tell you when it's too fat. This was an obvious "OMFG that is definitely too damn fat!!!"

[chrisdavid1919]

what is this obesse world coming too..?

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

Washington should take a look at this to see the true toll that pork takes on America. It may make us more creative and greasy, but it's not appropriate right now in today's world.

[brainjesus]

I don't mean to be a dick, but please stop making bacon logs and get on a treadmill...and feeding kids that kind of stuff is honestly quasi-child abuse...

[DeconAtlantic]

I sure hope you washed you wedding rings after rolling that,

[blackberryjuice1]

maybe you shouldn't eat anymore bacon hon...

[yaiknowscrewme]

bacons got more fat then meat lol where u buy it morgies??

[yaiknowscrewme]

that looks fucking nasty..iam sorry

[Froastwolf]

I'm sure your all nice people but that doesn't look too healthy now does it?. actually I wouldn't touch that thing with a 5 foot pole yet alone eat it

[beautifulgirlx33]

SHIT! I love bacon alot but that.. Thats just saying.. You can commit suicide by eating me!

[drocks22]

might as well eat mcdonalds if you wanna eat unhealthy shit like this.

[ltowndj19]

This eating makes sick and fat

[fetymann]

You did it wrong! You're supposed to use indirect heat, and cook it for several hours. NOT STRAIGHT ON THE BBQ!!!!! In the instructions they're using a smoker. So with a normal bbq you'd do it with only one side hot. So that way it won't catch on FIRE! DUH!!!!!!

[dscintus]

i love you guys

[tieren]

If you plan to feed that shit to your kids you should be arrested for child abuse!

[cauberallies]

You should be arrested for blasphemy against bacon! And for being a douche.

[tieren]

Don't get me wrong, I love bacon but to feed this garbage to young kids is a crime. Oh and I'm willing to blasphemise against anything, especially the term "douche". You cut me deep, you cut me real deep!

[datzfast]

you should be sterilized

[SandMan4O5]

Artery explosion!

[storeole]

i'll tap that

[pgalinta008]

wow what a waste of food

[ThePfeiferTrio]

i`m gonna do this with all turkey and it wil make my women cum all over me!!

[tedpaints]

stupid. cook it uncovered in the oven and it would have gotten crispy.

[injeckshun]

my god...

[AirmanCylon401]

I'd eat it!

[chrisakapyro111]

WTF! i hope you didnt throw it out!!!!!!!!! that looks DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!

[AkScoochy]

donkeyheads

[lvzhendong]

stop wasting food, tons of ppl in africa r suffering from starvation

[XDarkAsyleumX]

It's not wasting food. Considering you're paying for it, you can use it however you want to. So the people selling the food make a profit, being able to produce MORE food. Also, yes people are starving in africa. How about you go and feed them? Instead of bitching about it?

[lvzhendong]

oh, u r the only one who took me so serious.

[aznballa]

turn out to be a burn piece of calorie nice job....i would of gain like 15lb if i ate that XD

[cutegriner192]

if they keep eating that..there gunna be complete fat asses

[cbrzyx]

That reminds me of the cooking show 2 fat ladies or whatever it was. They were British LOL but then one of them died from being such a damn big oinker X/

[moralesclan1]

so unhealthy

[frekijsimpson]

arteries clog much?

lol

[lisalizapop]

that is just wrong and gross on so many levels

[TheSimpsonsWorld]

If any Health Expert from here in Britain saw this they wouldn't be happy!!!

[grp504]

If British Health Experts will pass a chippy with things such as deep fried pizza, mars, burgers, chips, sausage and rib sandwhiches, Im sure theyll pass anything....

[TheSimpsonsWorld]

LOL, depends on the Sat fat, salt..

few days ago they were talking about kebabs being high in this and that, and that portion sizes need reducing..

(im full of all useless info)

they might accept it, but sure wouldn't stay quiet.

[slikasrick]

lol, no wonder you yanks are the fattest most unhealthy people in the world

[ghostmonkeyrape]

i think the only explosion that will result from this is their coronary arteries as they die of heart attacks simultaneously.

[powerlorde]

LMAO

[hackerblaster]

MMMMmmm bacon. i think it looked perfect when it came off the grill.

[nyne9998]

wow its death, in the form of

MEAT lol

[whipcityrecordsrossi]

GROSS

[jatoodee]

Loved it! Funny. Love Bacon. Watched Part 2. I will definitely try it at least ONCE.

[daveny5]

It didn't explode... disappointing.

[dronus]

lmfao...

[philpantera3]

God bless America!!!!!

[shinyx34]

1 slice of dat will giv u a heart atk

[fetymann]

...a few mor letrs in yur RETARDED spellng wud be nice.

[dreamer98]

i think it's awesome

[Soccer6614]

odear

[USNARox2008]

Bacon!

Bacon!

Bacon!

What a country!

[TanzenTanzen]

I don't think all the nasty comments are necessary. Sure it's ridiculously unhealthy - anyone could tell you that. But the fact that these people made a video about the humor of it all shows they treated this as an event, not a regular meal. I'm sure they're not stupid, this isn't going to become a weekly dinner or something. I think it sounds unappetizing because I don't really like bacon, but I still think the concept is hilarious, not awful, since nobody with a brain would eat this regularly.

[miklops]

Cancer, atherosclerosis and a heart attack all *rollled* into one!

[ubberman3000]

the perfect food

[eloburro]

immagine how much fat is in that

[DigitalCyanide]

If you followed the link from the ORIGINAL site (Knight Diver's blog on blogspot), you would see the original recipe, weighing in at 500g of fat, and 5000 calories. That's a total of 1.1 pounds of fat. That's more than the amount of chicken I buy for dinner at the supermarket. Though... I'd try a bite just to see what it was like... and probably never eat it again, lol!

[fetymann]

...most of the fat would be rendered anyway.. so not as much fat as claimed.

[ImminentInfection]

still that would be alot of fat!!!!

[satan6will6kill6you]

fat people like grease on their fingers and rings