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  • 2012 doomsday in a nutshell

  • Trolling in a nutshell.

  • Wikipedia.

  • thats not the meaning that just stuff you do on the web

  • That's why I believe in the 911 conspriacy conspiracy, somebody spread the lie conspiracy of an inside job to cover up the truth!

  • you know everyone is being funny saying this is "trolling in a nutshell" but that isn't THAT funny since it is not only completely true, but that was the point of the clip; they probably don't know the term "troll" though.

  • that explains the financial crisis

  • And that's how Wikipedia works. :D

  • @PunchSydeironReviews Hater...

  • Trolling.

    Now you know it.

  • Somoething awful forums.

  • DEAL BERT

  • nope the definition of trolling

  • Why isn't Dogbert in the same category as Dalai Llama & Confucious?

  • Dogbert, the original troll.

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  • Welcome to 4chan.

  • Wikipedia and Trolls in a nutshell.

  • I once wrote false information on the internet. I posted on wikileaks that the suns ultra violet waves cause cancer :)

  • This is the interent in a nutshell.

  • @jasonhalloween Actually, it's more like the World Wide Web in a nutshell, being as the Internet is just a computer network whereas the World Wide Web is the thing that actually has websites and hypertext, and, well, information.

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  • @nequillim hate engineering huh?... its cool tou dont have to thank us for your car, mp3, phone, tv, computer or anything like that 

  • Some people just wanna watch the world burn -Alfred from Dark Knight

  • OMG THE WORLDS OUT OF TOILET PAPER!

  • Dogbert's got the right idea. We all need a bit more chaos in our lives.

  • so trolling

  • STEVE JOBS IS DEAD.

    Guess we will find out tomorrow if it's true or not...

  • It's a shame this show never got more. It was white collar, nerdy humor. Truly an example of a show that deserved more.

  • this little cute puppy is an asshole !!

  • Video should be called Trolling.avi

  • This meaning is the meaning of life on the Interwebs.

  • Does this make Dogbert a hipster...

    "I was trolling before it was mainstream"

    Inquiring minds would like to know.

  • Newest facebook rumor explained in a nutshell

  • And Wikipedia was born...

  • Trollface.jpg

  • When trolling was actual trolling.

  • Trololololololol

  • Hes a Little F*cking Troll!!!

  • Trolling before trolling was a fad, brilliant.

  • Dogbert: The Original Troll.

  • Wikipedia and Theism in a nutshell

  • Dogbert: the first troll

  • The birth of the internet.

  • Express yourself more by posting corporate American cartoons. You are a rebel.

  • ☑ Trolling

  • So dogbert made that statment that the halocaust never happened....... WHAT A FUCKING GENIUS! :D

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  • TROLLS 

  • not funny

    

  • succesfull troll is succesfull

  • TROLLING AT ITS FINEST

  • If only Dogbert ran the world :D

  • aka troll

  • I THINK YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF DILBERT

  • FATHER OF TOLLING

  • This video should be titled " Trolling 101"

  • 2012?

    

  • i do that all the time. thats how come ppl think lady gaga is a hermaferdite.

  • This is a Troll 1st Class :D

  • Menzel1337 sent me.

  • @iPinoyBaller Same

  • In 1999 that was fun, but now it's quite pathetic.

  • Dogbert knows trolling.

  • @Hax0rPr0n RussiaToday is a little bit too commercial to be trusted by itself. Cross reference with Al Jazeera English for best results.

  • @Alon3Mentos

    the version here is just this 20 sec's... i've never changed it.

    and it's nice to see so much people starting a discussion... this is what's ment to be...

    keep the people aware not to believe everything but to question things down to their roots

  • wasn't it a longer version of this video? i can swear this video was longer

  • Information wants to be wrong!

  • I've known of this comic but never really watched it until this video. I love that dog.

  • *states

  • @ZerqTM what you talking bout troll?

  • @ZerqTM Amen. All praise Raptor Jesus!

  • @ZerqTM And posting false information on the internet does not count as trolling.

  • @ZerqTM Fuck our goverment there a bunch of lieing theveing assholes who sit back and send are troops to die for there fat fucking asses as far as im consernd the goverment is courupted

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  • @ZerqTM I hope you got Sarcasm on!

  • @ZerqTM Me too!

  • @ZerqTM ???

  • Short description of trolling.

  • WVVW WOW

  • VVVVVV? I love that game.

    (the joke is that three W's looks like 6 V's)

  • @gugaroots

    A) The reason the surplus is gone is because Congress believes that the European-style Socialist system works, and we see how well that's working out (Greece, Ireland, etc).

    B) The Gulf War, which preceded the surplus, was fought to prevent Iraq from conquering Kuwait. It was not a war of aggresion on our part, but a war in defense of a largely defenseless nation.

    C) Pre-invasion, Suddam was gassing minorities by the thousands. The "misery" is caused by the attacks of INSURGENTS.

  • @gugaroots I'm sorry, but it's difficult to take you serious when you can't use proper grammar and spelling.

  • @gugaroots Oh, come on. You're portraying us as the bloody evil empire. Us Americans really do mean well, and I think we've done far more good than harm in this world.

    One other thing: Why is a twenty-second Dilbert video the forum upon which you choose to have a political debate? :/

  • lol fail comments below me

    

  • Right you cock sucking liberals, because all those Liberal stations can lie all damn day - and the first channel not to bow and start spewing more liberal propaganda is condemned. Fuck liberals, you should all be rounded up and exterminated. Fucking worthless non-contributing socialist dick suckers. If liberals ran the world, we wouldn't have made it past B.C....

  • @Shintsu2 So, in other words, anyone that doesn't agree with your political point of view deserves to be condemned to death? riiiight that makes me want to elect a conservative into a political position. In fact, I know of two people right off the top of my head that killed people for disagreeing with their political points of view. Their names are Adolf Hitler and Jospeh Stalin. I just used logic to turn your comment against you. UPS loves logistics. I love logic.

  • Welcome to the amazing world of trolling.

  • Its funny becuse it true

  • dogbert is the reason people dont trust wikipedia

  • Introduce a little anarchy... or just FOX, in a jiff

  • So in other words, Youtube?

  • I should try that sometime.....thumbs if you would help me spread it around!

  • and wikipedia makes it so much easier

  • painfully true

  • Thats Fox for yeah

  • I freaking like Dogbert:-)

    Fuck biased news rapports it is a problem in Europe too:-(

  • @SuperAcab666 I absolutely agree!

  • @thiklpet Thanks a lot there:-) I live in Denmark and here the news are biased, both TV and some newspapers:-(

  • @SuperAcab666 Thanks and you're very welcome! I'm in the UK. Yes, it's the same here.

  • @thiklpet Yeah I sadly know, and your gov is fucked up too just like in Denmark:-(

    we´re both ruled by Tory, and they controll the media:-(

  • i heard obama is a terrorist. SPREAD THE CHAOS. owait

  • the FOX network being a "reality show for news"... a perfect example of how false info is spread on the web

  • i didnt know dogbert was a troll.

  • @AlphaAGENT144 um.... DUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!

    sorry, i had to do that. but it was kinda obvious.

  • Dogbert, the internets first /b/tard.

  • yeah like the usa goverment posted taht obama won the election so that the world would destroy itself in chaos, but instead ppl liked it, so to make sure that they wouldnt go to prison cuz of their lie, they made obama president over usa.

    And also, ppl belive that hitler killed himself and that mankind has gone to the moon... and ppl believe this shit? well if it makes em sleep better att night i guess its for the best.

  • what episode is this on.....i have seen this whole bit but cant find it either....pls i must know this is one of the funniest bits

  • Lol, Dogbert is a troll.

  • Isn't that called FOX news?...

  • @saftydance2 people like you are why this country gonna be communist in a few years. Soviets like yourself.

  • @Dolphin8097 Typical Conservative mindset:

    Does this person have ideas that differ from yours, or disagrees with you? Label them as a Socialist or Communist! It's a guaranteed way to make people dislike the person you hate!

  • @saftydance2 Fuck you

  • Watch World War

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  • trolling in a nutshell

  • Dogbert be trollin!

  • omg i vaguely remember this from when i was a young boy

  • World Web War

  • 2012!

  • @GoblinSlasher 21/12-2012 Om man skal vara petig ;)

  • wikipedia...

    lol

  • World teh cake iz over 9000 Wild this is sparta raep faic Web How do you shot web? YTP!

  • Looks like a panic has ensued. And here I am, watching the chaos.....

  • they know how much damage they're causin' but THAT's the point. this big companies have people in the shadow with certain goals...and at the bottom it's all about gettin' more money = influcene = power

    look at FOX the biggest conservative oganisation and the quality of their journalism... there is no quality; it's all about who has the most power over the people

  • @bigandyman7

    FOX is like a reality show for news, there's not any serious journalism; you just have to look what people work for it and who the channel provides money for (example palin or mike huckabee)

    watch any kind of "non-american" channels 2 see what they don't tell you..or only for the way they use to do news...and i think i don't need to mention the false information concerning iraq; do you know how much information they withheld? i do, but i watch several different european channels

  • dude they don't withhold information. FOX gives summaries on the topics they discuss. As such, they don't particularly go into details on the various topics that they discuss. They'll give information such as the troop over in Iraq are having trouble fighting the Taliban, or a soldier was blown up by an IED, but they won't go into specifics because they won't have time to discuss all of their topics because of all the information being collected.

  • But that's not the point. The point is when they talk about a topic, they do not, I repeat, they DO NOT give or print false information. They tell you what it is no ands, ifs or buts about it. Because they are not paid by the Government like ABC or NBC or even CNN.

  • @gugaroots well i hope your not one of those that thinks cnn are the good guys....they do the same thing fox dies only cater to the liberals....if you want some real truth....alex jones is where its at

  • Uhhh, is that why FOX cut the live feed 20 minutes early when Obama went to the Republican retreat and started roasting them? Do you mean that kind of fair and balanced reporting?

  • No. I mean that they will give the good and bad on both sides of the spectrum. An example of this is that they said that Bush did some dumb things and some good things while in office and would go on to name them but they also will say that while Clinton did stupid and dumb things, he helped relieve the more than a trillion dollar deficit in our national budget. That is the kind of fair and balanced reporting I am talking about.

  • @bigandyman7 your view of FOX is what fox want you to see! they are a band of idiots sharing the same room with a camera you call that news I call that a recipe for disasters.

  • @artist4immortality Is that why they consistently report news before other news groups do? Or even ask questions that no other news groups would ask? Or even bring up issues that no other news group would do or even stand up for people like the Tea Party Groups who have not even done half the things the other news groups or even the Congressmen and women like Rep. Nancy Palosy or Rep Harry Reid say about them.

  • @bigandyman7 that sounds EXACTLY like one of Fox's commercials! "We ask the questions nobody else will...We stand up to*_insert name here_* when nobody else will...We consistently find the news YOU want to know, FIRST." I swear I just saw that commercial... Can't you think for yourself?

  • @PbandJae I do think for myself dude, what about you? Answer me this, Did CNN, ABC, or NBC ask about Rev. Jeremiah Wright before Fox New did? Did they ask about the Healthcare Bills, which I might add lost it's popularity, before the others did? What about who Obama has appointed for office and their political view are? What about his views on the Mosque being built on Ground Zero, which I might add 60%-70% if not more people disapprove of? Is that why people are flocking to Fox News?

  • @bigandyman7 Of course they report news before everyone else they are made up and most of those ''news'' are simply theories that don't rely on any real proof

  • @artist4immortality If they are just theories then how come they turn up to be true. Fox News reported that Rev. Jeremiah Wright was saying crap about America and how it was evil because it bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki and other such things like slavery and don't try to deny it because I saw the video of him saying that crap. The healthcare turned out to be true as well, and even the officials. The Mosque also happens to be true.

  • @bigandyman7 So don't give me that crap about them. They not only report the news, they back it up. But don't take my word for it, watch them yourself and not just one day but everyday.

  • @bigandyman7 Here is an example of true facts that Fox News is giving. Not too long ago, around 3:30 PM central, they talked about the Obama Admin asking New Jersey for the person who submitted a faulty piece of paper that resulting in roughly $400 million not being taken into account to be fired, then they played an unedited clip of the Governor of New Jersey saying that he will not fire the person and that the Obama Admin needs to take responsibility for not calling them for comfirmation.

  • @bigandyman7 And that the confirmation needed to be for the numbers that were on the form. The Governor also said that he and the Commissioner will take responsibility for any and all faults placed on the form but pushed that the Obama Admin. needs to take responsibility for not confirming the numbers on the form(s) that were filed.

  • @bigandyman7 you are tellign me that like it was a challenge to find some bull shit about fox news. From photo manipulation to conservative bias they do it all.I remember when they began blaming our neighbor the canadians for everything happening in the north of the U.S.They dont care if it a myth or a rumor it just needs to be on their channel for the sake of making money

  • @artist4immortality Oh really and when was that and what was the issues in which they were reporting it? Seriously I would like for you to give an example of them dishing out myths and rumors and not just some funky off-the-wall crap.

  • @bigandyman7 Never heard of looking for yourself ? type fox news and false and enjoy the thousands of reports !

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  • @bigandyman7

    Agreed.

  • @bigandyman7 Oh yeah, did you hear that one time when Bill O'Reilly told that guy to shut up and cut his mic? Did you see those other times when he told those other guys to shut up and cut their mics? Not to mention the time he said "If you don't support the war in Iraq, you can shut up." Fair and balanced as fuck, right? And since when are all politicians supposed to preserve your way of life. What, you want everything to stay the same forever? That's why liberals are there; for PROGRESS.

  • @PutisBen O'Reilly is bull headed but does present good points. I know that fair and balance for O'Reilly doesn't exactly swing with him but come on. liberals? the liberals are 1000 times more messed up the O'Reilly. Take Barney Frank, Obama, Pelosy, and Reed, they are so corrupt, that they are bringing down the country. You call spending our way into bankruptcy progress? Then you are ignorant and stupid for believing it. The Liberals are nothing socialist idiots.

  • The liberals want nothing more than to bring down America then conform it to give them all the power rather than having it spread out across the people like the Founding Fathers intended.Politicians are supposed to preserve our way of life because that is what makes America what it is. People in foreign countries look up to America because they know that if they could come here then they could make a life for themselves and their children and future generations. So don't give me that crap.

  • @bigandyman7 Haha oh wow you have a narrow minded view of the world. Do you have any idea what Clinton did for your shithole country? I dunno if i'd call that spending, when clinton went you had a multi-trillion dollar budget surplus, and 4 years after Bush came you had a multi-trillion dollar debt. hmm, i wonder who's been spending your way into bankruptcy? The liberals of america are not socialist. They're centre left AT MOST. The US is so right wing compared to the rest of the western world.

  • @PutisBen

    to "socialize" something is to prop up organizations or initiate regulation to look over (or just completely nationalize aka take over) and manage an aspect of... well whatever the govt. decides to crusade for /slash/ make themselves look good over

  • @PutisBen

    to say that they arent socialist flys against the face of logic. To put it bluntly, you are an idiot who believes in and is allowed to be misled by "right/left" dogma and doesnt see it as a process of government grasping for power and more to govern and governing for governing's sake

  • @bigandyman7 by the way, Only mexicans look up to the US. Everyone else hates you, because people like you have paddled the stereotype to other countries. If you didn't already know, the American stereotype for most of Rurope, Australia, South Africa, Russia, et cetera is a fat, stupid, racist, sexist, xenophobic, easily brainwashed redneck. Not accusing you of being ALL of those things, But that's how we think of the common american.

  • @PutisBen That is where you are wrong. Obama, Pelosi, Reed, Geithner, Barney Frank and all them are libs and guess what, they more than quadrupled the debt in two years than Bush did in the 8 years he was in office not to mention pushing universal health care down our throats in the middle of a recession and inflating our economy despite all the warnings they received. The common American isn't all those things you mentioned. It is quite the opposite.

  • Also, Mexicans are not the only ones that look up the America. My parents traveled to South Africa for their 25th anniversary two months ago and the people there, including my cousins, were nice to them respected them. A family that I know adopted a girl from China and they said that adoption agencies told them that they try the get American families to adopt because they tend to provide a better home for the kids than they would any where else. Canadians immigrate to America.

  • A few years ago, a family immigrated from China simply because America provided freedoms that they didn't get from China. Dude, Clinton created the surplus because he went to the center rather than stay in the left which Obama and Pelosi have stayed in the left. Where you get your information I do not know but it is unreliable. In fact, my mom is a South African immigrant and she says that she would rather be in America.

  • The reason why is that you won't get robbed as much. You don't see people lying in the middle of the street wondering if the guy is going to rob you or if he is just plain drunk like it is in South Africa. You've got it all wrong dude. Seriously, get your facts straight before you make a fool out of yourself like you just did.

  • @bigandyman7 No, i mean they like the COUNTRY ITSELF compared to some shithole 3rd world countries, sure, but nobody likes AMERICANS is what I'm saying. I'd much rather live here in Australia (despite some really stupid shit our gov does) because our economy isn't in the shitter. Thing is, you guys only give Obama such a bad rep because he had to deal with the shit bush did. Please cite where Obama tripled the dept. I think i would hear about -$9 trillion becoming -$36 trillion.

  • @PutisBen I'm sorry the debt is over $13 trillion. I made a mistake. I probably heard someone give a projection and I mistaken it for the actual debt. But here is something I do know. At its current rate, the Debt will be over $24 trillion. What's this about Obama dealing with Bush. Bush started with over a $5 trillion debt. at the end of his first term it ended in over $7 trillion. Obama has increased the debt faster than Bush did. I would give you some websites but I am unable to post them.

  • @bigandyman7 Eventually, we'll have Americans working in Mexico and giving a portion of their paycheck to their poor families in America.

  • @guidojacobs2002 Right now we don't know that but it is a good guess. The only reason we would do that is if there was something Mexico offered that we would like to have. I wouldn't be surprised if that happened but it is just a guess nonetheless.

  • @bigandyman7 That was meant to be a joke about how terrible the American economy is getting. The truth is, there might be a North American Union in the near future. It is just speculation, but the European Union shows that it's a possibility.

  • @guidojacobs2002 With the way America is going, I don't doubt it. The one thing I want to see the the health care bill gone. I want the Health care bill gone before it takes into full effect in either 2013 or 2014.

  • @bigandyman7 Agreed. With the additional Republicans, it may be removed.

  • @bigandyman7 I don't think CNN is putting forth false information. If anything, it's truer than any of the biased news stations like Fox and MSNBC

  • @GFedFan Fox is not biased. I watch them often and they are nonpartisan unlike NBC, MSNBC, and CNN. Like I tell everyone else who thinks Fox is bias and other such crap, watch Fox and not just one day but several days. Fox will give credit where credit is due and will talk about the flaws of the both side if and when it shows. Time and time again people like Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck have said the Bush made mistakes and that Clinton did a little good like getting rid of the nation's debt.

  • @bigandyman7 I do watch Fox News. On my favorite comedy show, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. It's funny how he points out mistakes and stupid things the Fox News people say and how they contradict themselves at least once every 4 years. Fox News may claim CNN is partisan, but it's not. I watch it. I've also watched Fox News sometimes. Glenn Beck is an idiot. Like his claims of Obama traveling to Asia with 10% of our Navy. Makes no sense. The Pentagon even said that. the PENTAGON.

  • @GFedFan Dude, Jon Stewart is grouped in with the partisans so I am not surprised that he would try to make Fox News look bad. You're right Fox News does make mistakes from time to time but it happens to everyone. The only difference is that Fox News admits it and corrects it while other people like Jon Stewart and CNN don't. By the way, Glenn Beck isn't an Idiot. As a matter of fact, Beck didn't originally say that Obama was guarded by 34 warships. Indian news media were the first to report it.

  • @bigandyman7 You haven't seen some of the really stupid things he's said. I also don't appreciate that he think