CB Walker's Last Episode Part 3

[SoundDropped]

holy shit your a master of disguise lol

[hudsonferro2]

Oh snap! Im laughing sooooo hard! I've been watching these thinking cb was a real person then he took the costume off. Your are too clever!!! Made my day!!

[Showstoppah]

Thanks for making me laugh.  Good luck to you!

[BuIIshitter]

Very talented guy and great choice of song by the way. Al Green is the shit.

[Bigdaddyoliva33]

theres still more people out there that need u to read there energy lol

[anditl21]

4:23 looks like hes sucking some nigger dick

[EmptyNutShells]

what an AMAZING way to end it all :)

[UrbanZ0mbie]

I am still surprised he trolled the shit out of us for years, I so expected him to be dressed like that everyday, not normal and bombsauce.

[TheMrBuzzLightbeer]

Thanks, CB

[MilitiaMackMusic]

He Pretty much just played every prankster on that with that Disguise !

[MilitiaMackMusic]

Wow .. Wut the hell . i never expected him to be like that he looks like a real person when he takes all that off . Man I Never expected that o_O

[7stringSupression]

This still makes me cry my friend. One love. Paul and Leesa of SF.

[man11withaplan]

comeback so we can make you puke again.

[pbmdh]

I want him to come back so I can watch him throw up white stuff again.

[napalmdeathfan13591]

@Seracinfinity

You are a prick.

[4l4ddin77]

CB, you remind me of little richard. is that accurate?

[1993image]

my names jesse! lol

[jesmes94]

@1993image same

[whysammy]

Hey C.B, i posted about two years back to which you kindly responded, i found these videos again and am laughing all the way through it, when can we expect your next internet hit :D?

[Modacolorist]

Have Mercy without that wig ! Mm Mm Mm

[TheMsDredd]

Damn CB, u funny AND fine!! Good luck baby, u got skills!!!

[TheMsDredd]

Come back CB!!!

[ArtChildMovement]

good show cb, I barely discovered this two months ago and iam glad i did. It has made me feel better during depressing and sad times, thanks man and i appreciate what you do here. A lots of luck! peace...

[flaccidegoshow]

@ArtChildMovement Im flattered that you dig what Ive created here. I wish that you couldve seen and even been a part of the live show.

[Seracinfinity]

@flaccidegoshow Thanks Dario, you the man!

[kpny1961]

Come on CB. Enough is enough. Time to come back to those of us who need you at this time. The world is full of so much negativity and you provided an escape for us. Give us reason to laugh again. The time is right my friend.

[Carcassfan891]

@kpny1961

I know what you mean. Watching CB always picks me up when I am feeling blue. You are the man, CB!! Uhhh huh!!

[flaccidegoshow]

@Carcassfan891 Thank you my friend! Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

[flaccidegoshow]

@kpny1961 I dont know...you guys are making it difficult to stay away.

[Modacolorist]

@flaccidegoshow -At least do a youtube series.

[napalmdeathfan13591]

This show was hilarious!! You ROCK, CB!!

[flaccidegoshow]

@napalmdeathfan13591 Why, thank you my friend! Im so glad that youve enjoyed watching.

[bryanttttttt]

hay man, best of luck

[bryanttttttt]

omg i sorry for what i said, i didnt know you were a normal person. i thought you believed in all that

[flaccidegoshow]

@bryanttttttt Thanks for watching. I'll let you know when the new project is ready.

[commando602]

dang, Now i feel bad that I gave him such a hard time all those years calling in and getting hung up on... GUUD EBENIN! - UH HU!

[Jdhslightlystoopid1]

This was all a joke?

[LittleDawg7]

Found u bout 6 months ago n laughed so hard I cried! Ha ha! Just please do a come back show! Just for the hell of it! We miss u cb and would love to c a real live show with u in it!

[Quex01]

this is comedy gold

[flaccidegoshow]

@Quex01 Thank you my friend!

[bigmanlittlebike]

Killer

[EmperorFour]

if i ever see you plz let me shake your hand you have made me laugh during depressed times and when you revealed yourself i had to clap

[Tzimnewman3]

So are there any plans to bring the show back?

[Demonmobb]

good luck with your career homie u funny as hell man

[dwightschrute117]

wow man im shocked.. ive called the show a number of times. thats awesome a character that well acted can take you far. Good luck man thanks for making everyone laugh

[Matbro]

C.B. Walker... you da man. XD

[sboubalouta]

funniest fella ive seen in a while, keep it real, cold as steel, england

[flaccidegoshow]

Thank you my friend.

[crazylucre]

This is Keith from California (the one that called and was told I'd be shot AND stabbed!) I am shocked to see this..You really had the world going..It was a pleasure to have been in anyway involved in the show. You are truly a genius!

[flaccidegoshow]

Hey Keith! Thank you for all of the support man. The show was nothing without you guys. Im humbled by the compliment...thank you so very much.

[pou1212]

der is 1 clever man! love it

[threeminded]

GOOD EVUN AND GOOD LUCK!

[ThePeopleIMeet]

I'm thoroughly impressed. I don't think Andy Kauffman himself would have been able to stick to such an elaborate hoax. Sensational! Best of luck in all future endeavors.

[crv26]

well said!!! first class

[flaccidegoshow]

Thank you my friend!

[flaccidegoshow]

Im humbled by your compliment. Andy is the KING. To be mentioned - compared to him is fuckin' awesome! Thank you so very much. WOW!

[crv26]

i don"t know much about Andy Kaufman but i will investigate. However, one person i absolutely love is Phil Hendrie. You provide just the same amount of laughter as he does for me. From a clinical point, laughter does wondrous thing for the human psyche. God bless you career!

[sskrewdriver]

We will miss u CB Walker. You are a great human being and on behalf of the thousands and thousands of people whose life u changed I would like to thank you.

Thank you.

I salute You.

[flaccidegoshow]

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Im so glad that you were able to see beyond the vulgarity and madness to embrace the true message of the show.

[vlkor]

You're a legend, man! It's been a fantastic show and you have buckets of talent, I sincerely hope you'll make it to the big time. Amazing stuff, thanks for all!

[flaccidegoshow]

Im so moved by your compliments that Im actually unable to articulate how I truly feel. All I can say is, thank you for all of your support. Your kind words have become my fuel. Bless you my friend.

[ryanne320]

Wow Dario, I always wondered if this was real. It was definitely entertaining! I enjoyed watching the clips here. Good luck to you brother! Thank YOU for the entertainment.

[flaccidegoshow]

Thank you for enjoying this crazy show of mine. I hope that it has inspired you to live a bigger life. Live your dreams kid!

[TheUnshackled1]

OMG!!! Amazing. I hope you make it BIG. You are absolutely hilarious. I laughed so hard at your other shows! Camera angles...lol..funny...funny...­.funny...good eebnan!...lol! My stomache hurts...lol! You're the man. Wow.....just brilliant.

[whysammy]

I've been watching this all day now for the first time, various segments, crying with laughter at points...then i watched this and i was amazed at how good a actor you are. Amazing stuff man! To all those prankers, YOU GOT OWNED!

[flaccidegoshow]

Thanx for watching and enjoying. Thank you for the kind words my friend. Im in awe each time I get a response like yours. Thank you - thank you - thank you! I really dont know what else to say.

[webscorpion007]

Haha, you prick. I knew you were faking it. Even when I thought you were real I knew you was faking it.

[funnenfunny]

whoa cb. that was super impressive

[flaccidegoshow]

Why thank you my friend.

[str8sick]

CB!!! be cool

[flaccidegoshow]

Sho nuff friend.

[reverandjenkins]

I see you're still looking like a gay-ass turtle. All the sorry, black assed Walmart janitors give a round of applause as their fake ass psychic hero takes a bow and leaves the stage. It was fun man, it was fun.... you punk motherfucker.

[ChojinPip]

the last guy that rang is a legend hahahaha

[flaccidegoshow]

He sure is! Without him, I didnt have a show.

[crv26]

I cannot believe how talented this guy is. He is like Phil Hendrie.  Maybe better, who knows. This guy had me dying from multiple heart attacks of laughter. My friends and i would call each other up and time it so we would watch his videos together and just die. I serious hope YOU get rich off this because you deserve. I am so sad to see you go. Sigh. Dammit. Well God bless you man and thanks for not taking life so seriously and for all the laughs.

[flaccidegoshow]

WOW! What an uplifting comment. Thank you so much for watching and appreciating what I do.

[RES1ST0R]

ive ben watching these videos for years and I STILL BELIEVED IT UNTIL NOW WOW

[RES1ST0R]

OMG you seriously fooled me until the last second hahahah wow AWESOME JOB

[flaccidegoshow]

Thanks for all of the support. I hope you've enjoyed watching the show as much as Ive enjoyed doing it.

[RES1ST0R]

noooo CB come back

[adambunion]

Great man, your awesome.. cheer me up when im feeling crappy!

[flaccidegoshow]

Thanks for watching and taking the time to comment. You actually cheered me up today.

[iownbitcheshoe]

I cant believe this was all fake. you were crazy good. mad props!

[flaccidegoshow]

Thanks. Im glad you've enjoyed it.

[stupidjunk978]

Well done. It's funny reading all the comments from people you fooled :)

[flaccidegoshow]

Thank you! Im still shocked that anyone watched at all. Im just so grateful to have been able to share this with all of you.

[danielhiryu]

You totally rock. C.B. helped me through some tough times. Mad laughs.

I remember the first show I saw online was the 10 minute prank session that ended with you saying a whole bunch of people getting fucked up around New York.

So funny. It's sad to see him go.

[anthortic]

you created a piece of social art, the like i have never seen before. i am impressed from this, inspired from this and thank you very much for something which had me really stumped over the last two years. i truly beleived the character was its own person!!! i'm guessing yourself and C.B arent very similar?

[robotfreshpies]

Man, I hope we see the next project soon! You're a fantastic actor

[prankcalls420]

Can you post the episode where the battle toads kid calls you please? Haha. I can't find that one :((

[flaccidegoshow]

Which episode? He called every week. LOL

[prankcalls420]

Can you post all the episodes pleese?

[prankcalls420]

what the fuck.... waht happened to your voice near the end?? why did you run a psychic show if you werent pretending to be a psychic lollll

[flaccidegoshow]

It was all an elaborate hoax. It was designed to be a reverse "prank call". While callers thought that they were prank calling me, I actually started the prank long before they dialed my number.

[prankcalls420]

hahahahah good job. I can't believe you kept a straight face through all of it

[Convoicev2]

Nooo...

Why must you go...

[flaccidegoshow]

Im beyond gratitude at this point. Im so overwhelmed with...well, gratitude that you'd like me to continue doing the show. I would love to do it forever, but what more could I possibly do with this character? I wanted to end it long before it became lame and forced. So, Im off to the next project. See ya soon!

[MJmichand]

*Slow clap* Even though I only watched a few episodes it still is amazing. I hope you realize that how amazing 3 and some years on TV is. I found you from the distorted View, yes Tim is a wonderful individual.

[flaccidegoshow]

Thank you so much for the kind words. I really appreciate you leaving a comment even though youve only seen a few episodes. Youre awesome!

Im so grateful to Tim cause without him, I wouldn't have had as many viewers as I did.

[pv107]

THE BEST ENDING EVER!!! Loved the show from the start! Sad to see CB go, but like I said, the best ending ever! Great exit for CB Walker!

Awesome work Dario Preister!!!!!!

[flaccidegoshow]

Thanks for being such a long time fan! I really appreciate that you enjoyed the last episode.

[goldstarrobot]

MY MIND IS BLOWN! I have been watching your show for months now and I try and prank call every time. I feel like I have been had. YOUR ENDING BEATS ANYTHING THAT I COULD HAVE THOUGHT UP BY JUST PRANK CALLING. Seriously congrats, you're a talented being and I hope that you are going onto better things. Good luck, be well, and pursuit all that is good!

[flaccidegoshow]

Unbelievable! Thank you for the amazing compliment. I really appreciate the fact that you've been watching for as long as you have. Im also grateful to have had you as a prank caller. Without you prank callers, I had no show. Thanks mucho for being a cast member of "The Flaccid Ego Show"!

[feibelman99]

CB, what are you plans now that your show is over?

Great last show!

[flaccidegoshow]

Im working on a few things right now. I dont know how well they'll be received but Im doing it anyway. I'll let you know when its completed. Thanks for watching my friend!

[rossyrossyrossross]

Has anyone ever asked you what your favourite prank call was? Mines was the 'transexual' called Big Dick. Great show man, funny as hell

[flaccidegoshow]

Funny but, no one has ever asked me that. If I had to choose one, it would have to be the "Lint In a Wagon". I enjoyed it because it was when I decided to let prank callers do their thing. I allowed them to be the stars of the show along with CB. I hope that makes sense.

[sixstringpsyco]

Im Paul and my wife is leesa and we miss you dear friend

[flaccidegoshow]

PAULLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Hey man! Crazy how I was just telling a friend about you. Hope all is well with you and Leesa.

[flaccidegoshow]

LOL! That made my day. Thanks.

[rickrollin626]

cb walker is a fake

i will now go and shoot myself

[flaccidegoshow]

Say what?

[texantillidie24]

Dario, I have to agree with everyone on here. CB was a brilliant creation and I hope you go on to do big things!

[flaccidegoshow]

Thanks kid! Im so grateful to have had you as a fan. Brilliant...wow! I'm speechless. Thanks!

[boboking]

CB your Fantastic!!!! Great ending to a new beginning too! ;D all the best!!

[flaccidegoshow]

Thank you my friend! Youre even more fantastic!

[digitallrebel]

My friedn U r a Genius. I first herd of CB on the Distortedview podcast. You made me laugh in some tough times. Amazing talent. All the best and Jigooo!

[flaccidegoshow]

My god! I dont know what to say, other than thank you and all of the Distorted View fans. Your kind words and compliments are truly heart felt. But to be honest. YOU got me through some tough times! For that, Im eternally grateful.

[Zazen777]

Oh, and P.S. You gave myself and an a co-worker/good friend of mine a good laugh through some troubling times at a previous job of mine. We would look forward to watching your latest video and getting our 'giggle medicine' because the environment we were in was not conducive to our colorful, creative and expanding spirits. Thanks!!!

[flaccidegoshow]

Thank you so much Zazzen! You have no idea what your comment means to me. You could never know. Im so glad that you were able to see what my true motives were.

[HoovedAvenger]

All I can say is that you, sir, are a BRILLIANT character actor. I heard about you on the Distorted View Daily podcast, and was hooked ever since. I hope that the reason the show is over is that you got hired to do a HUGE TV SHOW or a HUGE MOVIE, because you are such an incredibly great actor. And when we finally saw your face, you looked like a guy who's even more sincere and gracious than C.B. himself. But what I will miss most is C.B. going into his insane sexual advances, LOL!!! Thanks, man

[flaccidegoshow]

Thanks man! Thats a huge compliment. Distorted View is a hilarious podcast and I credit Tim for much of the buzz about CB Walker. About the "HUGE TV SHOW or a HUGE MOVIE"...I can only hope that anyone of those is in my near future.

[Zazen777]

I have been waiting to see your REAL face for a long time! Wonderful! You have provided MANY laughs and at times very sound advice!!! We will miss CB but every thing has it's season! Best of luck to you in your future endeavours!

[flaccidegoshow]

Thanks "Z"! I really appreciate all of your support. How long did you know it wasn't real?

[Zazen777]

Once you begun to actually say things that made sense, I realized you were not crazy and that something else was going on. The C.B. Walker character became more 3-deminisional. The 'he is funny but insane' thing was what drew me in for comedic relief then when I realized some of the things you were saying were true- I realized, "No, something else is going on here. This man is not crazy. He is an entertainer. " Probably a few months ago I realized it. It obviously didn't stop me from watching.

[CaptSwiggy]

(T,T) Bye CB. Thanks for the laughs... good luck in the future!

[flaccidegoshow]

Thanks for allowing me to entertain you. My only hope is that you got the message though.

[studio8]

Why oh why is this the end, CB?

[flaccidegoshow]

STUDIO 8!!!!! Where the hell have you guys been? I was just telling an actress friend of mine about you guys just this afternoon. I hope all is well with y'all. F#$% Orlando!

[studio8]

We've still been doing our thing, putting out a new video every week, doing live shows, and goofing off. Thanks for spreading the word about us. BTW, our "F#$% Orlando" music vid just played at SXSW Film Fest.

But for real, why is CB hanging up on everyone for his final time?

[flaccidegoshow]

Congrats on the "FO" video. Ive been doing CB Walker ( not that way ) for 3 1/2 years and figured it was time to do something else. Id much rather leave when Im wanted, than to stay when Im not. Dig it?

[letmynuttzgo]

C B U WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED!!!!!!!

[flaccidegoshow]

REMEMBER HIS MESSAGE

[letmynuttzgo]

No Doubt, you take care out there in this crazy world. Shit has gotten outta hand. Too many of these DAM FOOLS running around here. lol

[flaccidegoshow]

Thanks kid! Theres actually more of us then those damn rooty poots. Stay inspired my friend!

[mammothfilms]

Wow! It had crossed my mind once or twice that "C.B." wore a wig, but I didn't know that C.B. was just a character played quite brilliantly. I always wondered if "C.B." took himself as seriously as he did, but I never imagined he was not even a real person. What a brilliantly played and written character! I think back to the rant at Magic Fingers, the history on the website and other personal references made throughout. It's been great!

[flaccidegoshow]

Its amazing to read your comment. I never thought that what I was doing would be as well received as it has been. I certainly never thought that I would ever be called "brilliant". That alone makes it all worth it. Thanks for watching! DON'T STOP MAKING FILMS!!! You're bigger than Chattanooga!!!

[brlegend]

clarence baynard walker will live forever!!!

[flaccidegoshow]

Thank you so much for your early support. I really couldn't have continued the show without you.

[NixonRichardNixon]

Great show CB. You rule. We'll miss ya.

[Limyk]

Dario, thank you so much for the laughs.

I can't wait to see what you have in store for us next.

Good luck with everything, and God bless.

[SyrannosaurussTumo]

Good night, sweet prince.

[Gallers317]

Hey, Sumo.

[flaccidegoshow]

Huh?

[Gallers317]

Heh, it's a guy I know from YouTube.

[flaccidegoshow]

You gonna make me cry up in here!

[Gallers317]

I was the last caller, it was really sad doing it.

[hazmatikus]

brilliant, simply brilliant

[flaccidegoshow]

WOW! Thank you for such a regal compliment.

[SengokuBasara100]

HOLY CRAP! who the hell is this?

give us back our CB. PLEASE.

eventhough you look better now than CB, CB remains best and more adoreable, because well... he's the one i used to watch and laugh for.

The moment you threw the turban, i nearly cried. poor CB.

SNIFFLES

[flaccidegoshow]

LOL! Thank you for loving CB Walker.

[cavegirl10]

That's alright! Thanks for the memories CB and be good my friend.

[flaccidegoshow]

Sho nuff. Thanks for watching the show my friend.

[waterhot80]

Absolutely amazing. I have never ever seen a better ending to a show than that one right there. I think most people had that little bit inside themselves that was saying "Is this guy for real?", some had it stronger than others, but in the end you got us all. A great show, and a great person you are. Fantastic acting, fantastic disguise, definatly an award winning performance. Goodbye CB... it's been fun.

[flaccidegoshow]

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I had no idea I was doing something so significant. I never, ever expected to be called a great actor. Ive actually read your comment everyday since youve posted it. I just dont know what to say other than thank you. Anything more would bring tears to my eyes.

[Delaypat]

HAHAHA you got us all! Nice job man. No one ever knew! That's awesome!!!

[RDVoDkA]

It said it on his website, but he still is the best

[flaccidegoshow]

Right On!

[flaccidegoshow]

LOL! Thanks for such a great compliment.

[JazzyFaReal]

now im upset, I really thought CB was real. Very funny stuff though. thanks for the entertainment, and the T-shirt

[flaccidegoshow]

Smile kid! Thanks for allowing me to entertain you.

[ajxi23]

GOD bless ya' Dario! Long live CB!

[flaccidegoshow]

Thank you for the blessing. Long live CB Walker's message.

[robotfreshpies]

How well did he play the character CB Walker, I seriously thought we was real. Man kudos to you Dario, but I'm gonna miss CB alot lol.

Does anyone know the name of the farewell song at the end?

[badmaaash]

For the Good Times by Al Green

[flaccidegoshow]

I really appreciate the compliment my friend. Im gratefully overwhelmed that you have embraced CB as you have. Thanks for being part of the journey.

The song was "For the good times" By Al Green

[letmynuttzgo]

CB is a Legend. CB will continue to live on regardless

[Lionheartviii]

CB, its been a hell of a ride! I'm looking forward to chapter 2! :D

[gfiorell9]

Best of luck, C.B... I hope this isn't the last time we hear from you!

[IHS7]

these no fuckin reason this guy only has 334 subscribers.

[Lukezzz93]

Oh.. My... God..

That was.. Fantastic.

[robotfreshpies]

Holy...........shit ..........now........... way

[Briellz]

Final episode? I hope you're joking CB......

[meisterman09]

1st view!!!! BATTLETOADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!