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  • 0_o

  • This is not rright stop man it scars me

  • WAIT!!!! You can't say eat yet you can say crap?

  • censorship is wrong you souldnt give a damn if people want you to censor them you have no obligation to do so so i dont see why you give a damn

  • THEY DONT HAVE TO BE HIS KIDS!

  • XD DUDE!!! THE BEEPS MAKE IT SOUND WORSE!!!! XD

  • when are you going to review that pinnochio?

  • You are fat and fucking retarded

  • @Bitch112233445566 huh, i guess that username suits you, bitch

  • @Bitch112233445566

    Actually, he's really successful. He has a nice job that he's passionate about, a family and a ton of fans.

    But I'd guess someone from the gutter like you wouldn't know successful if it hit you in the face.

  • do a vid about pinoccio

  • the beeps make them sound worse

  • if you buy one of these monkeys dont leave it laying around. britney spears is liyabul to beep it lmfao.michal would you like to beep?at least geroge clowney never beeped me in a movie.

  • Beautiful. Please make a 200th video just like this. XD

  • rad repaeting tarzab with his f*** a** action!! XD

  • stupid

  • i want it

  • OYEA WHO'S THE MAN? TARZAN!

  • She should be worrying more that she would die instead of worrying about her looks cool vid

  • What the **** did i just watch...

  • keep on the funntness

  • hey where did u get that pinochio puppet cuz I really want it cuz he is one of my favorite disney characters ever plz Mike Mozart tell me where u got it!

  • was that mr hankey the christmas poo?

  • My dad constantly tortures me with the singing Pinocchio every freaking Christmas and it drives me to insanity.

  • LOL wtf how did the makers of that Tarzan toy not notice that EWWWW

  • eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shrek cream......

    

  • WTF did I just watch?

  • my ass makes more puppys laugh

  • @MakeHopeHappen seriouslly? I'm guessing you realize this or your joking or something, but he was just kidding? He know there not actually in need of censorship... He's just trying to find a theme for another video.

  • ''hi this is mike mozart, im like 40 years old, never saw pussy in my life and now i have a nearly grey beard playing with pinoccio bullshit on youtube''

  • @zwareshag i'd like to see what you've accomplished in you fucking troll.... atleast mike is actually making people laugh

  • @zwareshag Actually he's married and has kids and is a very successful toy reviewer, designer and collector. What do you have to account for? o.o Sitting around all day trolling and flaming? o.o

  • 100000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­0000 vidyos

  • ROFLMFAO! I haven't laughed that hard since I convinced my cousin that the shock collar was a new walkie talky and she put it on!!!! Lol!!!

  • LMAO..I love this..

  • the hannah montana toy that thing hanging looks like a dick

  • your videos are awesome keep making them

  • lol

  • You do not need to sensor your videos. If the people who watch your videos are that uptight then they shouldnt be subscribed to you. You are very funny and informative! The video about the "Snow White & the 7 dwarves Pez dispensers" was HILARIOUS lol. Keep being awesome :D

  • Omg this guy is Kevin Van Ore from Gamespot!!

  • y th beeps??? u funny!!!!!!!

  • this was funny but plz stop swareing thx

  • @6767jenna He actually didn't swear, he just bleeped normal words giving them different meanings, if you watch the original videos, he actually doesn't swear at all. :)

  • sorry but i think you are a lil bit pedoifile :)

  • that is funny.

  • U suk

  • 2:41 mmaassturbationxxxxxxx

  • HE SEAD A BAD WORD LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Will u stop with those beeps

  • LOL I LOVED THIS!!! xD

  • 870 ppl dont play with toys

  • I just heard of this guy and I didnt see any kids in this so chill out wit ask that noise

  • Chill cause this my first time even watchin his videos plus if this my first time watching this video and I dont see any kids and I see a middle aged man playing with toys im gonna think he is a virgin

  • @Xposed2Dance He has a wife and kids. XD

  • Britney Spears is liable to F*ck you ,Mickey Mouse: Do you want S*x me goofy,Tad Tarzan IS itching his Pen*s

  • Britney Spears is liable to F*ck you

  • It's Mike Crocker!

  • So basicly he plays with toys (somebodys a VIRGIN :/ )

  • @Xposed2Dance Yea, he is a virgin alright WHEN HE HAS KIDS.

  • @familydylan1 i know hes not a virgin but he could have adopted if he was...

  • @lopo806 your venturing into the realms of fantasy

  • @familydylan1 He's like Mary??? O.o

  • @Xposed2Dance do you even know what virgin means? cause he has kids....

  • Nice nose..

    both xD

  • Censoring swears is like a prostitute walking around with out a condom in her purse

  • Pluto, do you wanna f***?

    *excited*

  • I HATE CENSORED STUFF I CANT FUCKING FIND OUT WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN

  • hahaha lol. love your videos

  • Unnecessary Censorship FTW!

  • masturbating tarzan :3

  • TROLOLOLOLOLOL

    

  • hey dude that wrote to me listen to the vid and the u will understand wat i am sayin instead of bein nosey

  • ur vids are as good as they are!

  • I'd rather **** Ariel than eat her.

  • i SERIOUSLY MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS VID OF URS MIKE. Without it u lost ur humour to the whole vid :(

  • YOUR NOT SWEARING NOW THIS IS BORING AND IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

  • Sensuring is not for the Internet.

  • pluto do u wanna ********* LOL!!!!!! 1:30

  • pluto do u wanna ********* LOL!!!!!! 1:32

  • plouto do u wanna ******* XD So loling!!

  • u shouldnt hav to change ur vids if ppl dont lik them they shouldnt watch

  • @lilistar98 ...... I really, REALLY hope you're joking. He censors stuff that aren't actually swears to make them sound as if they were swears. Hence the unnecesary censorship title.

  • @AaronCStudios people have complained though.. all over his comments board

  • حدك سخيف

    

  • 2:55 lol reminds me a charles trippys old hair XD, still love the toys though.

  • lol on the microphone you could have bleeped the "lame ass happy meal toy apply directly to your forhead" XD you could have bleeped that and would have made sense to people who watched it :)

  • you rock, keep it up its a eye opener, oh and pinocchos nose looks like a little dick that always grossed me out as a kid, and now i know why lol

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  • fuck thous people

  • i love when beeep is on his videos

  • It's a lot more realistic if you have a "F" sound at the beginning of the word.

  • LOL JIGSAW THING

  • my name is Ariel xD

  • OMFG

  • this guy reminds me of a fat old fred, with a normal voice

  • YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU  AREEEEE SOOOOO FREEKING ANNOYING

  • *____* yeah! this is so much funnier like this. please make a new acount and then sensor all your videos, uploading them on that acount!

    awesome.

  • U censored the wrong words

  • @Thenewcpgang THATS KINDA WHY IT'S KINDA FUNNY

  • This... this makes it SO MUCH WORSE!!!! Just leave them alone cause then you're brain just fills in with the most inappropriate words possible!! >8I

  • Where is the part where he tells us he's a registered sex offender?

  • "It's a little american idol *____*" XD

  • Dude.. I want one of those monkey toys :)

  • I'm a minute thirty into this. When does it get funny?

  • Shrek cream :D

  • I don't want to EAT Ariel, but sure I'll *beep* her.

  • wow get a life

  • this guy needs to get a girlfriend...lol but funny vid tho

  • i think your video are funny xd

  • noob

  • atleast george clooney never f***ked me in a movie XD

  • @sunnycheesecake WELL ATLEAST GEORGE CLOONEY NEVER F***ED ME IN A MOVIE!!! BOY, DO U WANNA F***? LEGIT I CAN LAUGH SO HARD I CAN CRAP MY PANTS SO MUCH IT F***S (BLOWS) UP THE EARTH!!!

  • 2:38 I have a Batman toy that I got in a Happy Meal that does that same thing!

  • HAHAHAHAHA THE TARZAN ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • you suck at life, go die!

  • I got a potatohead too...the most stupid thing is: The censor the TOY!!!

  • *****

    

  • *****

  • The people who complained are just idiots grow up people.

  • Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo :D

  • *dies of laughter*

  • not funny when its censored :(

  • you cant say @#$% awwwee !@$#

  • lol the  tarzan so funny keep on making videos

  • MY GOD! your the chuck norris of comedy!!!

  • 819 people are mature

  • poor thing! i wanna see you uncensored! :P

  • This is my first time watching ur videos and I love them :)

  • what do u smoke bro

  • I love your videos. Your way of rating toys is hilarious :D. This one is really really funny.

  • "With his *four rapid bleeps* action?" Ow, I literally rofled.

  • Your videos are great! What are people talking about?! It's not like little kids are watching these...yes, your 5-year-old at home want to know how the review by Mike went on their toy they got ...really now?

  • :( who are the people with the rod up their a** who say your videos need more censorship! i love these videos!!!! :)

  • mike ur GOD

  • hello do u want to ********************

  • So all i have to do is type in a quote from this video and i will get some likes?

  • @MrPretzelStickz For most videos, yes. Sigh. You can see some actual good comments in the tops on occasion but you have to go to videos that mostly attract people who actually think to see them.

  • *face burried in rug, laughing*

  • you should look into the barbie black label barbie basics dolls the one i saw and a very low cut dress at target they are great

  • lol

  • 3:28 Christmastime poop?

  • 1:59 NO EXCEPTIONS!

  • ALL YALL SAYIN THT SHYT BOUN=T THT MAN I BET HE BECOME A BALLER N A FEW YEARS SHIT HES FUNNY... ANGIEBRADFORD ...FACEBOOK

  • Britney Spears is likeable to *beep* ya

  • 2:01 "And suck on it's *BEEP*"

    That just sounded wrong! lol.

  • AT LEAST GEORGE CLOONEY NEVER *BEEP* ME IN THE MOVIE

  • concerd= hi little bps! today im going to bep you...

    uncencrd= hi little kids! today im going to show you...

    thats why everyone needs to stop flaming the comments on these videos geez

    oh and i dont care that i mespelled lotsa words so go away

  • this dude remember me of a movie

    "old fart virgin"

  • I just realized how jigsaw saying "I wanna play a game" was offensive...

  • Sure I'll give you five stars! Wait... no. No I won't. =(

  • this guy shoud be in the nut house

  • this guy is effin retarded, i bet he's a pedifile, frekin child raper, get a job and a get a damn life, not even funny

  • @1994MILKY

    I'd push you and your Grandmom off a cliff for that job.

  • @EntertainmentTrends He's from fucking Viacom! EXECUTE HIM!

  • how the hell does anyone find this funny?

  • I can't stop laughing at the Saw toy part! XD

  • What's sad about this is he always refers to the little yellow subscribe button and the 5 stars that no longer exist.

  • You know, all the factors involved: reviewing about toys with videos, the glasses, the moustache and the beard, makes me think Mike Mozart is a relative of Santa Claus.

    Is that what Santa makes when it is not Christmas? Reviewing toys on YouTube?

  • fantastic :)

  • like the voice

  • "open up his *___* and suck on his *___*" LOL!!!

  • HAHAHAHA Unesessary cencorship is hilarious. XD

    oh and 797 *bleep* viacom members. XD

  • @zNEKOMARUz whoa sweet. my first highest rated comment. XD

  • Leave Mike Alone lmao

  • dude,cut the caffine and lose the pedo-beard and thousand alter-boy stare

  • Evil. Clearly evil. I mean, why else would Mr. Saxon find them amusing? ;-)

  • lawlz

  • Man, *beep* all those little *beep*ers, who think that *beep*ing your *beep* and *beep* *beep* *Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

  • egnore what they say i could watch u all day :) very funny

  • thumps up that CENSORSHIP needs to be tied up and shredded to peace's and casted in to eternal hell-fire where it will be speed raped by demons for all eternity

  • This is wonderful! And I love it when people make unnecessary censorship! :D TTYL, hynmay

  • r u gay?

  • funny as hell

  • Her *beep* got all rosy!! O_o