if you buy one of these monkeys dont leave it laying around. britney spears is liyabul to beep it lmfao.michal would you like to beep?at least geroge clowney never beeped me in a movie.
hey where did u get that pinochio puppet cuz I really want it cuz he is one of my favorite disney characters ever plz Mike Mozart tell me where u got it!
@MakeHopeHappen seriouslly? I'm guessing you realize this or your joking or something, but he was just kidding? He know there not actually in need of censorship... He's just trying to find a theme for another video.
''hi this is mike mozart, im like 40 years old, never saw pussy in my life and now i have a nearly grey beard playing with pinoccio bullshit on youtube''
@zwareshag Actually he's married and has kids and is a very successful toy reviewer, designer and collector. What do you have to account for? o.o Sitting around all day trolling and flaming? o.o
You do not need to sensor your videos. If the people who watch your videos are that uptight then they shouldnt be subscribed to you. You are very funny and informative! The video about the "Snow White & the 7 dwarves Pez dispensers" was HILARIOUS lol. Keep being awesome :D
@6767jenna He actually didn't swear, he just bleeped normal words giving them different meanings, if you watch the original videos, he actually doesn't swear at all. :)
Chill cause this my first time even watchin his videos plus if this my first time watching this video and I dont see any kids and I see a middle aged man playing with toys im gonna think he is a virgin
@lilistar98 ...... I really, REALLY hope you're joking. He censors stuff that aren't actually swears to make them sound as if they were swears. Hence the unnecesary censorship title.
lol on the microphone you could have bleeped the "lame ass happy meal toy apply directly to your forhead" XD you could have bleeped that and would have made sense to people who watched it :)
@sunnycheesecake WELL ATLEAST GEORGE CLOONEY NEVER F***ED ME IN A MOVIE!!! BOY, DO U WANNA F***? LEGIT I CAN LAUGH SO HARD I CAN CRAP MY PANTS SO MUCH IT F***S (BLOWS) UP THE EARTH!!!
Your videos are great! What are people talking about?! It's not like little kids are watching these...yes, your 5-year-old at home want to know how the review by Mike went on their toy they got ...really now?
@MrPretzelStickz For most videos, yes. Sigh. You can see some actual good comments in the tops on occasion but you have to go to videos that mostly attract people who actually think to see them.
You know, all the factors involved: reviewing about toys with videos, the glasses, the moustache and the beard, makes me think Mike Mozart is a relative of Santa Claus.
Is that what Santa makes when it is not Christmas? Reviewing toys on YouTube?
Man, *beep* all those little *beep*ers, who think that *beep*ing your *beep* and *beep* *beep* *Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
thumps up that CENSORSHIP needs to be tied up and shredded to peace's and casted in to eternal hell-fire where it will be speed raped by demons for all eternity
0_o
PeopleRetardedRule 2 days ago
This is not rright stop man it scars me
popiton1234 1 week ago
WAIT!!!! You can't say eat yet you can say crap?
LittleKitty170 1 week ago
censorship is wrong you souldnt give a damn if people want you to censor them you have no obligation to do so so i dont see why you give a damn
BunnyRavenStudios 1 week ago
THEY DONT HAVE TO BE HIS KIDS!
NiceMusicNL 2 weeks ago
XD DUDE!!! THE BEEPS MAKE IT SOUND WORSE!!!! XD
skyjonez 3 weeks ago
when are you going to review that pinnochio?
Nuggetlover96 3 weeks ago
You are fat and fucking retarded
Bitch112233445566 1 month ago
@Bitch112233445566 huh, i guess that username suits you, bitch
TheRealCptObvious1 1 month ago 3
@Bitch112233445566
Actually, he's really successful. He has a nice job that he's passionate about, a family and a ton of fans.
But I'd guess someone from the gutter like you wouldn't know successful if it hit you in the face.
T0gekiss 1 month ago in playlist Funny+Videos=FunnyVideos
do a vid about pinoccio
the5galluccis 1 month ago
the beeps make them sound worse
LyeLye 3 months ago
if you buy one of these monkeys dont leave it laying around. britney spears is liyabul to beep it lmfao.michal would you like to beep?at least geroge clowney never beeped me in a movie.
darkball31 3 months ago
Beautiful. Please make a 200th video just like this. XD
ReneeRoulette 3 months ago
rad repaeting tarzab with his f*** a** action!! XD
tacosrepic5 4 months ago
stupid
missButterball2011 4 months ago
i want it
benjaminNH 4 months ago
OYEA WHO'S THE MAN? TARZAN!
TheCAMPER1996 5 months ago
She should be worrying more that she would die instead of worrying about her looks cool vid
ingapirca 5 months ago
What the **** did i just watch...
DeltaSection 5 months ago
keep on the funntness
ldragonewby 6 months ago in playlist Toys
hey where did u get that pinochio puppet cuz I really want it cuz he is one of my favorite disney characters ever plz Mike Mozart tell me where u got it!
baby2phat98 6 months ago
was that mr hankey the christmas poo?
LittleKitty170 6 months ago
My dad constantly tortures me with the singing Pinocchio every freaking Christmas and it drives me to insanity.
ParaPerception 6 months ago
LOL wtf how did the makers of that Tarzan toy not notice that EWWWW
pinkruffes 6 months ago
eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shrek cream......
kinghereafter 6 months ago
WTF did I just watch?
blair4107 6 months ago
my ass makes more puppys laugh
Xxtsoup18xX 6 months ago
@MakeHopeHappen seriouslly? I'm guessing you realize this or your joking or something, but he was just kidding? He know there not actually in need of censorship... He's just trying to find a theme for another video.
ThePoopoo098 6 months ago
''hi this is mike mozart, im like 40 years old, never saw pussy in my life and now i have a nearly grey beard playing with pinoccio bullshit on youtube''
zwareshag 6 months ago
@zwareshag i'd like to see what you've accomplished in you fucking troll.... atleast mike is actually making people laugh
KudosNSFW 6 months ago
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@KudosNSFW atleast you know whats going on in the world.
zwareshag 6 months ago
@zwareshag Actually he's married and has kids and is a very successful toy reviewer, designer and collector. What do you have to account for? o.o Sitting around all day trolling and flaming? o.o
akissy 1 month ago
1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 vidyos
TheNajerilla 6 months ago
ROFLMFAO! I haven't laughed that hard since I convinced my cousin that the shock collar was a new walkie talky and she put it on!!!! Lol!!!
AimaLykos 6 months ago
LMAO..I love this..
jacizaci 6 months ago
the hannah montana toy that thing hanging looks like a dick
princessmjk 7 months ago
your videos are awesome keep making them
jjjj4417 7 months ago
lol
3579115 7 months ago
You do not need to sensor your videos. If the people who watch your videos are that uptight then they shouldnt be subscribed to you. You are very funny and informative! The video about the "Snow White & the 7 dwarves Pez dispensers" was HILARIOUS lol. Keep being awesome :D
MakeHopeHappen 7 months ago
Omg this guy is Kevin Van Ore from Gamespot!!
RakeBone 7 months ago
y th beeps??? u funny!!!!!!!
WolfBlackNinja 7 months ago
this was funny but plz stop swareing thx
6767jenna 7 months ago
@6767jenna He actually didn't swear, he just bleeped normal words giving them different meanings, if you watch the original videos, he actually doesn't swear at all. :)
SweetSanctuarii 7 months ago
sorry but i think you are a lil bit pedoifile :)
jugadorfantasma 7 months ago
that is funny.
ThePackAlpha 8 months ago
U suk
MrEnigma561 8 months ago
2:41 mmaassturbationxxxxxxx
tony11199 8 months ago
HE SEAD A BAD WORD LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grizzliesfan100 8 months ago
Will u stop with those beeps
fillipinoboii1232 8 months ago
LOL I LOVED THIS!!! xD
han2seh 8 months ago
870 ppl dont play with toys
BrockOmalley 8 months ago
I just heard of this guy and I didnt see any kids in this so chill out wit ask that noise
Xposed2Dance 9 months ago
Chill cause this my first time even watchin his videos plus if this my first time watching this video and I dont see any kids and I see a middle aged man playing with toys im gonna think he is a virgin
Xposed2Dance 9 months ago
@Xposed2Dance He has a wife and kids. XD
akissy 1 month ago
Britney Spears is liable to F*ck you ,Mickey Mouse: Do you want S*x me goofy,Tad Tarzan IS itching his Pen*s
ninjapenguins81601 9 months ago
Britney Spears is liable to F*ck you
ninjapenguins81601 9 months ago
It's Mike Crocker!
FromtheWordsofBR 9 months ago
So basicly he plays with toys (somebodys a VIRGIN :/ )
Xposed2Dance 9 months ago
@Xposed2Dance Yea, he is a virgin alright WHEN HE HAS KIDS.
familydylan1 9 months ago 13
@familydylan1 i know hes not a virgin but he could have adopted if he was...
lopo806 1 month ago
@lopo806 your venturing into the realms of fantasy
LOLfilms100 1 month ago
@familydylan1 He's like Mary??? O.o
UrbyKris 3 weeks ago
@Xposed2Dance do you even know what virgin means? cause he has kids....
DinoLover0 9 months ago 16
Nice nose..
both xD
improvthere 9 months ago
Censoring swears is like a prostitute walking around with out a condom in her purse
SluttySockMonkeyTv 9 months ago
Pluto, do you wanna f***?
*excited*
greatlance14 9 months ago
I HATE CENSORED STUFF I CANT FUCKING FIND OUT WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN
KyleAnvilSlinger 9 months ago
hahaha lol. love your videos
Mickflik 9 months ago
Unnecessary Censorship FTW!
SuperMarkerComicBro 9 months ago
masturbating tarzan :3
liamfitzp 9 months ago
TROLOLOLOLOLOL
MysticFlamesRblxTV 9 months ago
hey dude that wrote to me listen to the vid and the u will understand wat i am sayin instead of bein nosey
lilistar98 9 months ago
ur vids are as good as they are!
TheYinyang101 9 months ago
I'd rather **** Ariel than eat her.
SuperMarkerComicBro 10 months ago
i SERIOUSLY MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS VID OF URS MIKE. Without it u lost ur humour to the whole vid :(
singar997 10 months ago
YOUR NOT SWEARING NOW THIS IS BORING AND IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!
scorpionsfatality 10 months ago
Sensuring is not for the Internet.
JAPudas 10 months ago
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pluto do u wanna ********* LOL!!!!!! 1:31
bloo12378 10 months ago
pluto do u wanna ********* LOL!!!!!! 1:30
bloo12378 10 months ago
pluto do u wanna ********* LOL!!!!!! 1:32
bloo12378 10 months ago
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plouto do u wanna ******* XD So loling!! 1:32
bloo12378 10 months ago
plouto do u wanna ******* XD So loling!!
bloo12378 10 months ago
u shouldnt hav to change ur vids if ppl dont lik them they shouldnt watch
lilistar98 10 months ago
@lilistar98 ...... I really, REALLY hope you're joking. He censors stuff that aren't actually swears to make them sound as if they were swears. Hence the unnecesary censorship title.
AaronCStudios 10 months ago
@AaronCStudios people have complained though.. all over his comments board
superdupersonic 10 months ago
حدك سخيف
b6o0o0o6a1 10 months ago
2:55 lol reminds me a charles trippys old hair XD, still love the toys though.
ThePlazaHotel1 11 months ago
lol on the microphone you could have bleeped the "lame ass happy meal toy apply directly to your forhead" XD you could have bleeped that and would have made sense to people who watched it :)
ThePlazaHotel1 11 months ago
you rock, keep it up its a eye opener, oh and pinocchos nose looks like a little dick that always grossed me out as a kid, and now i know why lol
thematrixhell 11 months ago
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lol 2:21 "at least gorge cronney never (BEEP) me in a movie
yunis500 11 months ago
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yunis500 11 months ago
fuck thous people
theoneandonlyhellcat 11 months ago
i love when beeep is on his videos
tttoomm1 11 months ago
It's a lot more realistic if you have a "F" sound at the beginning of the word.
TheApolloXI 11 months ago
LOL JIGSAW THING
parkourDJdude 11 months ago
my name is Ariel xD
ArielTV53 11 months ago
OMFG
EnemyJUGGERNAUT 1 year ago
this guy reminds me of a fat old fred, with a normal voice
coolk1d917 1 year ago
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU AREEEEE SOOOOO FREEKING ANNOYING
ace2472 1 year ago
*____* yeah! this is so much funnier like this. please make a new acount and then sensor all your videos, uploading them on that acount!
awesome.
Asgar16926 1 year ago
U censored the wrong words
Thenewcpgang 1 year ago
@Thenewcpgang THATS KINDA WHY IT'S KINDA FUNNY
Milkshakeblast 1 year ago
This... this makes it SO MUCH WORSE!!!! Just leave them alone cause then you're brain just fills in with the most inappropriate words possible!! >8I
DorksidertheGreat 1 year ago
Where is the part where he tells us he's a registered sex offender?
crazymyles12345 1 year ago
"It's a little american idol *____*" XD
Ravenwing1313 1 year ago
Dude.. I want one of those monkey toys :)
eiooeikatuu 1 year ago
I'm a minute thirty into this. When does it get funny?
roblarosa 1 year ago
Shrek cream :D
Kytampis 1 year ago
I don't want to EAT Ariel, but sure I'll *beep* her.
SuperMarkerComicBro 1 year ago
wow get a life
meat1499 1 year ago
this guy needs to get a girlfriend...lol but funny vid tho
phil27x 1 year ago
i think your video are funny xd
momameaa 1 year ago
noob
MrTerminallyILL 1 year ago
atleast george clooney never f***ked me in a movie XD
sunnycheesecake 1 year ago 80
@sunnycheesecake WELL ATLEAST GEORGE CLOONEY NEVER F***ED ME IN A MOVIE!!! BOY, DO U WANNA F***? LEGIT I CAN LAUGH SO HARD I CAN CRAP MY PANTS SO MUCH IT F***S (BLOWS) UP THE EARTH!!!
chaselegoman 5 months ago
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You are not so funny, calm down dude, u spealk anoying fast..
MrZoomZoom13 1 year ago
2:38 I have a Batman toy that I got in a Happy Meal that does that same thing!
MouseDude20 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA THE TARZAN ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pigpig252 1 year ago 50
you suck at life, go die!
JackThaRipper2121 1 year ago
I got a potatohead too...the most stupid thing is: The censor the TOY!!!
Y0GURTkun 1 year ago
*****
charlulites 1 year ago
*****
charlulites 1 year ago
The people who complained are just idiots grow up people.
XxSelenaGomezRulesxX 1 year ago
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo :D
Calciferish 1 year ago
*dies of laughter*
phoenixhart17 1 year ago
not funny when its censored :(
leothelemur 1 year ago
you cant say @#$% awwwee !@$#
notsosuppermanme 1 year ago
lol the tarzan so funny keep on making videos
BellaEdwardJacob1000 1 year ago
MY GOD! your the chuck norris of comedy!!!
iknothatukno 1 year ago
819 people are mature
nemesis422 1 year ago 3
poor thing! i wanna see you uncensored! :P
dscrd1 1 year ago
This is my first time watching ur videos and I love them :)
MsLupe89 1 year ago
what do u smoke bro
toxichris666 1 year ago
I love your videos. Your way of rating toys is hilarious :D. This one is really really funny.
MissKinksAhoy 1 year ago
"With his *four rapid bleeps* action?" Ow, I literally rofled.
MissingnoTheGreat 1 year ago
Your videos are great! What are people talking about?! It's not like little kids are watching these...yes, your 5-year-old at home want to know how the review by Mike went on their toy they got ...really now?
REALastriddestler 1 year ago
:( who are the people with the rod up their a** who say your videos need more censorship! i love these videos!!!! :)
redhotromance 1 year ago
mike ur GOD
cutiepatootie1400 1 year ago
hello do u want to ********************
SirArchieTheThird 1 year ago
So all i have to do is type in a quote from this video and i will get some likes?
MrPretzelStickz 1 year ago
@MrPretzelStickz For most videos, yes. Sigh. You can see some actual good comments in the tops on occasion but you have to go to videos that mostly attract people who actually think to see them.
101Volts 1 year ago
*face burried in rug, laughing*
Metroidfan10000 1 year ago
you should look into the barbie black label barbie basics dolls the one i saw and a very low cut dress at target they are great
ExoticMetamorphosis 1 year ago
lol
lukethegreat29 1 year ago
3:28 Christmastime poop?
dragonnutds 1 year ago
1:59 NO EXCEPTIONS!
Snakemast345 1 year ago
ALL YALL SAYIN THT SHYT BOUN=T THT MAN I BET HE BECOME A BALLER N A FEW YEARS SHIT HES FUNNY... ANGIEBRADFORD ...FACEBOOK
FENDIPRODUCT 1 year ago
Britney Spears is likeable to *beep* ya
MarreatheDraenei 1 year ago
2:01 "And suck on it's *BEEP*"
That just sounded wrong! lol.
rmm19741 1 year ago
AT LEAST GEORGE CLOONEY NEVER *BEEP* ME IN THE MOVIE
WhiskasIII 1 year ago 2
concerd= hi little bps! today im going to bep you...
uncencrd= hi little kids! today im going to show you...
thats why everyone needs to stop flaming the comments on these videos geez
oh and i dont care that i mespelled lotsa words so go away
happyfuntigger 1 year ago
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This dude is really weird and stupid.
nash100g 1 year ago
this dude remember me of a movie
"old fart virgin"
kotarofumma69 1 year ago
I just realized how jigsaw saying "I wanna play a game" was offensive...
Pokeplaya128 1 year ago
Sure I'll give you five stars! Wait... no. No I won't. =(
stfwho 1 year ago
this guy shoud be in the nut house
leonard3275 1 year ago
this guy is effin retarded, i bet he's a pedifile, frekin child raper, get a job and a get a damn life, not even funny
1994MILKY 1 year ago
@1994MILKY
I'd push you and your Grandmom off a cliff for that job.
EntertainmentTrends 1 year ago
@EntertainmentTrends He's from fucking Viacom! EXECUTE HIM!
crazyinsane500 1 year ago
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@1994MILKY fuck u u fuck up go get a life u viacom scumbag
deathwishmaker 1 year ago
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mike can u subscribe to me?
deathwishmaker 1 year ago
how the hell does anyone find this funny?
moonasha 1 year ago
I can't stop laughing at the Saw toy part! XD
Brolytheultimate8 1 year ago
What's sad about this is he always refers to the little yellow subscribe button and the 5 stars that no longer exist.
wiseidiot5763 1 year ago
You know, all the factors involved: reviewing about toys with videos, the glasses, the moustache and the beard, makes me think Mike Mozart is a relative of Santa Claus.
Is that what Santa makes when it is not Christmas? Reviewing toys on YouTube?
raitei2000 1 year ago
fantastic :)
delflickmaestro 1 year ago
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like the voice again
tyrannoboy123 1 year ago
like the voice
tyrannoboy123 1 year ago
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man u make me sick. sorry
StSIZpanX 1 year ago
"open up his *___* and suck on his *___*" LOL!!!
zenthex1234 1 year ago 53
HAHAHAHA Unesessary cencorship is hilarious. XD
oh and 797 *bleep* viacom members. XD
zNEKOMARUz 1 year ago 70
@zNEKOMARUz whoa sweet. my first highest rated comment. XD
zNEKOMARUz 1 year ago
Leave Mike Alone lmao
bloodyhawk989 1 year ago 2
dude,cut the caffine and lose the pedo-beard and thousand alter-boy stare
SweetWhiskerz 1 year ago
Evil. Clearly evil. I mean, why else would Mr. Saxon find them amusing? ;-)
LibrarianofUU 1 year ago
lawlz
EvilBranMuffiin 1 year ago
Man, *beep* all those little *beep*ers, who think that *beep*ing your *beep* and *beep* *beep* *Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
IrishWonderomg 1 year ago
egnore what they say i could watch u all day :) very funny
Kiricb 1 year ago
thumps up that CENSORSHIP needs to be tied up and shredded to peace's and casted in to eternal hell-fire where it will be speed raped by demons for all eternity
MrDiablolord 1 year ago
This is wonderful! And I love it when people make unnecessary censorship! :D TTYL, hynmay
hynmay 1 year ago
r u gay?
ThatBlackPuppy 1 year ago
funny as hell
MrJustinz 1 year ago
Her *beep* got all rosy!! O_o