The Zoo Race Review: Part 1

[Hagar7]

"Where is this library?!" This review was hilarious; I nearly pissed myself. Please do more.

[EarwigEarl]

jesus christ turn your intro music down

[20firebird]

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS HAPPENING

[username0865]

OMFG I don't know how you weren't laughing while you did this review. I have been crying for 10 minutes because of this and I've played it before. Jesus Christ lol.

[SomeFluffer64]

The horse is bigger than the rhino?!?!?!?!

[istarialover]

lol omg i couldnt stop laughing at your review!!! loved it!!! :)

[yoran35]

You do realize that Zoo Race is a mock game right?

[Hagar7]

@yoran35: No, it's not a mock game; it's just an awesome fucking horrible train wreck. The creator was dead-assed serious.

[crabfaced]

what was that song at the start? anyone?

[barheadranchgirl]

i love this you make it soooo funny LOL!!!!

[DeidaraIsHot154]

this is almost as bad as "The Room" o.o

[FluxCurrent]

are we sure this wasn't produced by SA goons for entry in a contest to make the most awesomely bad game ever?

[bosyosy1015]

That rhino noise...

It's from The Urbz..

[TheMoonPower]

Your voice is hilarious! :D

[LuckyAc3]

Religion is a joke.

[KiraToomer]

oh my fucking god this game is horrible it should be free fucking 16 dollars

what the fuck

[Bananadine]

absurd animation is a lot more interesting than some guy jabbering in a totally normal way over absurd animation

[PuppyTortus]

I would buy this.

[fallthenfrolic]

LMFAO AT THE "RHINO" NOISE

[phi1s0n]

try big rigs.... i dare you

[zahuulon95]

*Rhino noise*

[Afrika511]

HEY! The song in the very beginning is from NBA 2k10! :D

[mybruisedarm]

And you rueben! Youre a rhinoceros!

-awkward silence-

EEAAAaaaaAAGh!

[TherianthropeAndrewH]

Lol they move like wind-up toys

[axXMISSAYxa]

this almsot isnt funny but at the same tiem it is i mean rly

WTF!

[CougarInteractive]

Yes, but the download version of the game was lowered recently to only $7.77. The CD version is a little higher.

I thought since 7 is God's number, then that would be a more appropriate price. haha take care and bye...

[JoystickJunkie64]

Oh cool, that makes it far more affordable. Is 7 really God's number, what part of the Bible does it say? Take care.

[CougarInteractive]

Yes, it actually is. hehe :-)

The bible says to rest on the 7th day.

There were 7 churches and 7 spirits i asia.

Proverbs says wisdom has 7 pillars.

There were 7 lamps of fire in the book of revelation.

and more... :-D , but hopefully i made a this Zoo Race game and people are having fun with it. bye. Ran...

[JoystickJunkie64]

Wow it does pop up alot! Its like some sort of Da Vinci code mystery. Cool to know, thanks!

[CougarInteractive]

Because the lyric "a quarter to TEN" rhymes with the next lyric... "they said something and it started AGAIN." lol.

To make song lyrics, you're supposed to rhyme them. :-)

[JoystickJunkie64]

Okay, its just that it goes

"It was a half past nine and a quarter to ten"

I know that its supposed to rhyme, but most lyrics contribute something to the song.

[CougarInteractive]

Hi, It's about Noah and the story of Noah's ark It was a half past nine or a quarter to ten They said something then it started again The war began The clash was on and they started to fight I know the word hurt, but is it right? No, its not all right And the Lord said unto me He said the wars were too much to see Build an ark now and finish the work For I will now clean the earth etc...

[adamraco]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Come on Hannah, lets race!

Glitchy runnign thing!

WTF LOL

[Kimimaromugen]

Just to be sure... You're not lagging are you?

It's the future populated by androids.

[JoystickJunkie64]

LOL nah, just video might have lagged, I got the Intro from YouTube, so the thing may have lagged from CougarInteractive.

[hagridandfang]

It's like some crappy GMod animation! LOL!

[JoystickJunkie64]

Just wish I had the remover tool to get rid of it lol.

[sorailya]

W--------T------------------F im crying XD

[JoystickJunkie64]

I know, its that bad a game!

[mizzuks]

Nice review :D

[JoystickJunkie64]

Thank you sir.

[JoystickJunkie64]

I know, WTF is that noise?

[JoystickJunkie64]

I know, a bit loud huh? Got to get music volumes right damn it!

[devizesmAssive]

joystick junkie is a legend and deserves to have his name shouted from every rooftp.

[JoystickJunkie64]

Woah thank you man!

[devizesmAssive]

thank you.

[devizesmAssive]

hmm...i bet...a blade of grass

[devizesmAssive]

you wana bet?

[devizesmAssive]

ok...im laffing so hard right now.

[JoystickJunkie64]

I know right? I mean, wtf is that?!?!

[devizesmAssive]

its wrong on so many levels.

[JoystickJunkie64]

I love the part where Reuben floats through a desk and a toilet flushes. SO MANY LULZ!

[devizesmAssive]

hey...god can do ANYTHING!....he must have made him do it.

[JoystickJunkie64]

Yeah. Like CREATURE RACING. WOW

[JoystickJunkie64]

COOL STORY BRO