X-Play's Real Life Achievements - G4tv.com

[MetallicaBrando217]

I am the Juggernaut-- Do 50 push-ups in 1 minute using only your penis--50G

[SpicyTurkey9]

The Astornaut Dog--You go out for a jog and when someones chihuahua charges at you, then you kick it at least 25 yards--20G

[laptopmaster825]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Going Back to the Original Play a game of pong on the Nintendo on GTA 5

[CogZeta911]

Get laid..... 1,000,000 GS

[tormentor309]

@CogZeta911 I prolly have over 9,000,000 points then. Easiest points ever...

[alexpablotrophy]

the name of the site is Trophistar

[alexpablotrophy]

hey guys, I have just launched related to real life achivevements, in the shape of a social network with videos and stuff. try it out and tell me what you think!

[NovemberJoy1998]

Achivement unlocked:"Retro" Gamer-230G

Too bad nobody cares about retro gamers anymore.

[alexpablotrophy]

@NovemberJoy1998 casually thats the name of one of the achievements on Trophistar. retro gamer: have 5 console systems older than Playstation but there are all kind of topics , too :)

[delusion74]

achievement unlocked

15G-bored ass hell

[MikeWoohoo]

its impossible to pee next to someone in a urinal xD

[jackierman]

G4TV SUCKS

[Skulldragon999]

Double Stage Fight

Lol

Achievement unlocked!

[hamersmith6]

hey its blue b15

[jdav19]

Astronomical Fail - You fill up your car with $40 worth of gas only to have it quit as you leave the gas station! - 0G

420,365,24, 7 - You practically stayed high all day and night, but managed to get all of your priorities done! - 100G

My Little Secret - You watched an entire season of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic in 1080p and enjoyed every minute of it! -250G

Roses Are Red, Stains Are White... - Your GF caught you beating off in her mom's bed! - -1G

lol, I could go all day.

[Xistanceowner]

0:53 IS THAT SARK ON THE LEFT?

[zacwashere2007]

Only the first one was funny.

[fgt73]

Get a BJ-500G

[ZilchHM]

someone needs to put up a walkthrough on how to get that double stage fright achievement! i fail everytime =(

[BlackMachismo316]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[METALISMUSIC100]

Achievement Unlocked

Typed comment on youtube - 20G

[xxxDEMONIKONExxx]

The golden age of G4, back when it was a video game network.

[bani320]

how can i do or get the Achievements progra

[Jimbovang]

double stage fright for the win

[sporekingpax]

Wached G4 4G

[BattlefieldPictures]

@ 0:30 OMFG IT'S BLUE!

[yezsir86]

i got done on the shiter 1000G

[YTPrule]

Here's sum. That was GOD AWFUL!-1000 GS watch X-play's Other M review. This is impossible! Piece together Reach's plot/logic.( Yes that is impossible, u would gain inft gamerscore if it was possible )

[Khboy93]

You know whats buuuullllllshit?

I was watching X Play and my sister wanted to see one of those 'singing concert' or whatever that involves shit music. I said no. She went apeshit and I had to give up.

And... that was the last day X Play was aired. I was pissed.

*I live outside the US. So, yeah, my cable tv doesn't show X Play at my country anymore. That was 5 years ago.

[HirachieOfSociety]

@Khboy93 where do you live that they would stop airing such a great show!?!

[Khboy93]

@HirachieOfSociety They did that in ASIAAAAAA!

[RpiesSPIES]

@HirachieOfSociety it's what you could call..... direct tv :( GTTV phails in comparison

[Ramy727]

MOAR

[cooler123999]

i saw one of these on g4 it was whith a wii full of dust blows dust off, and uses it as a doorstop the achievement was called finally found a use

[TDuD3]

for what yo thinking was the facebook made it yo ho!???

[BlackEcho24]

i don't get the double stage fright. it was because they were using urinals right next to each other right?

[Kfox0963]

@BlackEcho24 no, neither of them could pee

[supersmashfan08]

To adam sessler &morgan web

I love your show very much,i have veen watching this awesome show since i was in third grade,keep it up!

[2pacrules4321]

@supersmashfan08 same as me :D

[5w545]

the guy was looking at porn during work LOL

[DaveSimonH]

double stage fright lol

[TheeGuthster]

abd

[BlameTheSilence]

Lol

[gamerman133]

bleep bloop 

[VVWEtitantrons]

This would be cooler if the xbox360 didnt suck.

[5324er]

@VVWEtitantrons i cant believe u didnt get bashed for ur comment yet. well i totally agree with u anyways.

[WojekSiren]

I hate achievements. Who gives a damn if you unlock that. I just want to play the game.

[evrythingBMX]

it pisses me off there biest against the wii becaus there to damn lazy to look for its good games

[OroCrimson]

@evrythingBMX There aren't many out there for us hardcore gamers. If they pulled out more of their trademark stuff like Zelda or remade some of their badass games from the snes days, then maybe the wii wouldn't suck so much. They still watch out for stuff like Super Mario Galaxy 2 and NSMB. Wii, but see how we are having to resort to just Mario here? Wii needs to amp up the Hardcore development if it wants more attention...

[Just pisses me off that the PS3 is attempting to clone it.]

[CrunchieDan]

YES!

[legomario]

heres an achievement:get 10000 subscribers and friends in 2 years.which so far only got me:27 subscribers and 50 friends.

[ThatGuyYouNeverSaw]

lol double stage fright! if i got an achievement for everytime...

[w32x]

@ThatGuyYouNeverSaw what if you had an achievement everytime

[Baseshocks]

@ThatGuyYouNeverSaw lol...... dud i dont even bother anymore... i just go to the toilet kick the seat up unzip and piss with privacy :D.

[Serious101Gamer]

i just unlocked kill my girlfirends kitteh

[sluggo06]

I miss Brainiac

[iWearBluee]

Comment Removed By Chuck Norris.

[nbakings7]

@iWearBluee This comment would be funnier if it was funny

[iWearBluee]

@nbakings7 this comment would be funnier if it got deleted

[nbakings7]

@iWearBluee This comment would be funnier if someone flagged this

[iWearBluee]

@nbakings7 this comment would be funnier if people thumbs up my comment and this guy keeps having a little bitch fit about whats funny.

[ecwboy12345]

10G -watch a funny youtube video, 2 motherfucker

[IHaveToWii]

Achievement unlocked:

Made someone quit Xbox 25G

[ThePeteAwesome]

i just unlocked "not having contact from the outside world in 2 years"

[JerryAshotyan]

@ThePeteAwesome achievements need witty names

eg:

5 G

Brightness settings

Experience the light after playing for 2 years.

[MrBubbles2K10]

Lol the 'bings' are just perfectly timed XD

[Krizeon666]

one word, LOL

[har32]

@Krizeon666 Wouldn't that be three words?

[OMGmyFACE]

To have awkward things happen beyond your control or against your will at work net you real life achievements is stupid. Good source material, bad comedy writing. But at least X-Play's cut down on the awful After Effects barrage.

[Oppisitioner]

@OMGmyFACE Its called comedy. people that watch it aren't suppose to take it seriously. I'm sure everyone that works or ever has know u don't really get achievements....

[KSMCommander02]

The ps3 has a built in wifi and a blu ray thing

And the psn is free.

The xbox has more games, more social,

Has more games that says"only on xbox"

Avatar, but has more annoying kids

And frankly, we dont even know if the ps3

Has better graphics

[link5283returns]

@KSMCommander02 actually ps3 has been proven that the graphics are better because it has more power. u can see it in god of war 3 and that didnt even use half of the power of the ps3. if thats not even half the power, imagine wat we can do with 100 percent power

[jshields8787]

there is another video like this that i think was before this one... shame on g4 for saying there the first for this brilliant idea.

[dielawnz]

Admitting XBOX Is Shit - Platinum Trophy

[BAXTSPRCHRGD]

@dielawnz Admitting Playstation does nothing but copy Xbox 500 gamerscore

[link5283returns]

@BAXTSPRCHRGD honestly dude, they take notes from each other, just cause they add a feature doesnt neccessarily mean theyre copying.

[BAXTSPRCHRGD]

@link5283returns it is copying when the feature they ad is EXACTLY the same. Trophies are only on PS3 because Xbox has achievements that is the sole reason playstation introduced trophies.

[link5283returns]

@BAXTSPRCHRGD dude, everyone copies each other, like the xbox avatars, those are just like miis. only one that doesnt copy is wii.

[BAXTSPRCHRGD]

@link5283returns There's a difference, avatars (miis) are by no means unique. Achievements however were, nothing had them only 360 then PC then ps3 copied it.

[link5283returns]

@BAXTSPRCHRGD regardless of what your saying, they all copy. its not that big of a deal.

[BAXTSPRCHRGD]

@link5283returns Typical internet attitude "I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING I'M RIGHT LALALALALAALALALA"

[link5283returns]

@BAXTSPRCHRGD dude, xbox copied ps3 with that camera for kinect

[BAXTSPRCHRGD]

@link5283returns Rofl kinect is nothing like the eye toy

[asherman10]

@BAXTSPRCHRGD omgwtfroflbbg

[asherman10]

@link5283returns omgwtfroflbbq

[fatalis4]

@link5283returns dude if we are talking about copying ps3 copied move from wii

[link5283returns]

@fatalis4 not exactly. i was saying that they all copied. except wii

[fatalis4]

@link5283returns yes they all copied games features everything

[asherman10]

@link5283returns omgwtfroflbbq

[Decliner]

-1000: Marriage.

[TaBaSc0DrUmZ]

@Decliner LMAO.!

[goodwhiteyboy]

mega lol

[WhuupHisBack]

I don't give a shit bout the sucking dick vid

[pauldawisp]

is there one for Trophies (PSN) ?

[mokibomo]

Your life - Get Laid - 1000G - 100% Game completion.

[HyperSonicXtreme]

@mokibomo That's Hakoom.

[Nick79812]

@mokibomo LMFAO!!!!! sweet!

[blindedby2monkeys]

@mokibomo make joke about own problems 12g

[mokibomo]

@blindedby2monkeys Attempt to make a lame joke - (-50) G

[Sc0ttyz23]

@mokibomo not really.

[JurblesofDoom1]

the saw episode was the first time i watched xplay and i laughed my ass off, and then it got boring

[scottg777]

lol @ double stage fright

[KanineSG]

@UndeadAssassin6 LOL your just a kidd with a stcikk wedgedd up hiss ass im not a fanboy you just decided to attack someone in a comment and i justified his reasoning

[Alldoyouneedwatch]

hiii watch my channel for games and more

[gamer3425]

How do you put that in a video?

[MaicoMoon]

#LOL at this stupid shit.

[sigmahunter06]

BRING BACK TECH TV PASS THIS MESSAGE AROUNd

[havokdragon74]

would a threesome be 50G

[D4gI3]

@havokdragon74 no it would be 69g ;)

[POWPOWPOWER1]

@havokdragon74 it would be 500g and it would be called "Winning The Game" as opposed to those that lost the game lol

[VhDVE]

i miss the old skits

[spartan9199]

Achievements are crap. Trophies FTFW! TREY FOR LIFE!

[audallas841]

@spartan9199 ....... you do realize they are the SAME EXACT THING!?! Fanboy dumbass

[roxorsoxor]

double stage fright LOL

been there

[dantendo2]

10g - post a comment

[psphackerowned]

you cant top the first one!!!LMFAO

[DawnTheDeadly91]

Lol I think this videos hilarious.

[TheFighterpilot93]

ps3 and xbox 360 r the same if u want to do that go to compare consoles. not here. i dont really care which is best im just watching this vid this vid aint about camparing lol.

[luisacer89]

THIS VIDEO SUCKED!!!!

[Goremocker]

@luisacer89 lol

[hurican310]

im the 1337 rate LOL

[Lrdvltr]

The first one would be the most awkward situation to overcome.

[greenbionicle8]

What would be the hardest to get life achievement if life was an Xbox 360?

[TheCanadianT3RRORIST]

Why can't we put a . Anywhere? Like in a URL

[rossinole]

Does anyone know the name of the song played at the end of X-Play when they are previewing what is coming up on the next episode?

[Deasyx]

I mod gamerscore and names and all gamerpics for a small price of just 2100 microsoft points. hit me up on utube for my gamertag on Xbox Live.

Please note : the only reason my gamerscore isnt like 170'000 is because I want to make it look some bit real to my friends. I have a fake account that I dont use just to show people I can actually get 210'000 gamerscore ( I will always give you the gamertag of that one )

Please no time wasters. Modding your gamerscore does timeso please dont waste mine

[Homicidal3Idiot]

So can I.. It isn't hard to do. People don't get ripped off. just look up how to do it on google or this shitty site. xD

[WindDude]

This video should have been funny, but it wasn't.

[Sabotage762]

Double stage fright...it happens.

[zahowy]

after the video was almost over my friend got online so the sound popped up

[whooNooStop]

@zahowy OVER 9000G-achievment unlocked "watched x-plays real life achievments"

[myersmonkey97]

@MrMisterMrC faget no one cares

[superking1234567]

that my friend is more of a fail

[Jackscan123]

@TheAppleMan100

And it would be called: "Getting Fucked In The Ass"

[vincelikeshalo2]

screw you mac SUCKS

[M16FMJ]

Teabag to fitness with Master Chief LOL.

[jester19931]

lmfao love from bad to worst

[ieatbeeshowboutyou]

MY greatest real life achivement:

NEVER BUYING AN XBOX360

[kwibjo123456789]

@ieatbeeshowboutyou

same 360's PWN

[dragonforce1125]

y not

[ieatbeeshowboutyou]

@dragonforce1125

360 sucks compaired to ps3

[jemslite]

i just achieved my most important achievement yet besides buying my xbox 360 and its reaching 15000G last week!!! YAY!!! LOL!!! aiming for 30000G after summer break!!! i just had my xbox for 6 months too so idk if dats godd or average or something but 15000G!!! just like sheldon i'm colon capital D

=== :D ===

[rayvankupo1881]

g4 was better when it was tech tv T.T

now all they show is cops and cops 2.0

[TheLostProphet2019]

And cheaters.

[TheNocturnalFox]

This fil has to do with real life achievements. Not console war blog. I liked the vid. It was awkward funny.

[FikSicko]

he says "its hard sometimes"

[Hradian]

Wait, what does the guy say in the bathroom?

[revospawn96]

ahahahahahahahah, NO! not funny

[mlbrack0928]

shut up you oversensitive game freaks...hell im on games all day and i dont freak out as much as you pathetic beings...SHUT THE FUCK UP. who cares if the ps3 ruined ur perfect little life, KEEP PLAYING XBOX AND GET OVER IT...sony needs to fucking compete, its business...nothing to cry over..those that like the ps3, i dont give a damn, keep it up, go you, stop talking shit about the other system..both sides...grow up..damn.

[TheMandalore4]

It's like the Gameinformer Real life achievements. But less. And not as funny.

[Quagmire313]

DONT FEED THE TROLLS!!!!

[pourboysandwitch]

HAHA that is pretty creepy and reminds me of myself

[MentalRoXXorGear]

Achievement unlocked: dumbest thing said on the internet, ever.

[KanineSG]

@UndeadAssassin6 Oh And As for you UndeadAssasin6......NO SHIT SHERLOCK im sorry but isnt what the video were posting comments on about?maybe you need to re watch it jerk you didnt need to throw that comment you did at him its about ACHIEVEMENTS (:

[KanineSG]

@UndeadAssassin6 AND microsoft Created It first In Association With The Xbox360. So That Being for people who keep saying achievements suck,no they dont and who are people to say that trophies are better,considering the ps3 doesnt have anything NEAR agenuinely good game EXCEPT for metal gear solid 4 and the rest are basically on the 360 , since the 360 does everything better than its opposite the PS3 except for the free blu ray player and the Blu-Ray Cds bc of the capacity they have to play on,

[117spark343]

@KanineSG LOL! Valve created achievements waaaaaay before the 360 came out.

[KanineSG]

@117spark343 you weenie were talking between the 360 and ps3 no offense lol (:

[KanineSG]

@UndeadAssassin6 NO SHIT. some of us really do like achievements . you know im not offending you but it aint old days where games were played because WE liked them or they were genuinely good games. Now most of us play for the game AND achievements regardless of what anyone says, the system for achievements originated with xbox and it Gave more Replay Value. Then just like there is a good side there is an ugly side. the ugly side is the controversy on the ugly side is TROPHIES.360 was here FIRST

[MentalRoXXorGear]

No, Valve and their Steam achievements were there first.

[CheckerboardBros]

how do u do that

[fleadog12]

from bad to worse...in academy...by a teacher...( thats actually what happened to my friend.)

[davishwest]

I feel bad for him.

[zeratul65535]

hahahah double stage fright! mint!!

[bigguy7878]

i dont get it

[zeratul65535]

they both can't take a piss because they're standing beside each other. nervous piss block.

[Cl0ud5trife]

Trophies are better.

[rayquezaEXD]

if your gay

XD jk

[RobloxLegomania]

@Cl0ud5trife THEY ARE THE SAME F*CKING THING YOU F*CKING IDIOT

[bigguy7878]

@clud5trife trophies are as good as ur moms ass and personally youre moms ass aint so nice

[MentalRoXXorGear]

Someone clearly doesn't know how to make a decent counter to an argument.

[Cl0ud5trife]

Wow you dude's get too damn upset over a single comment. Any idiot knows ropies and achievements are better. So have fun with your 360 and stop getting all pissed when I say something about the PS3. (Which is by far the best system yet made) ((LET THE FLAMES OF YOUTUBE BEGIN!))

[Slider4lif3]

I agree with Cl0ud yo,ya'll can go suck a big fat oneee,and btw his mom is a milf yo >> xD

[bigguy7878]

lol i dont give a fuk. i got a life. fuk that