brigitte dale #388 beard basics

[NoOneGreaterThanHe]

hey Brigitte, I'm an attractive bearded British guy who would like to make hairy baby's with you. How about it gorgeous?

[Jewmodee]

To start, I too am an avid beard brower, and do enjoy experimenting with my gift. As for the vid; I love this vid simply becase of, if for nothing else, your reaction to the random car horn in mid-recording, and your decision to keep it in the vidya. Thanks, that is all :)

[dayvconsir]

I too grow a gotee every winter. Feels so warm with my thick curly man hair cascading from my head and face. Something always freeing about choping my long winter hair and shaving the goat. I used to live in Nebraska too! May be moving back, it's the land of opportunity, and beef. Though yes, very cold.

[sksaxgirl]

I totally agree with you about 'shapes'. Haha

[Juddenmar]

While watching this I was thinking... "Man... this remind me, I have to shave my neck."

Then bam, you sucker punch me in the end! D:

[groundzerobuild]

BEARD MAN WILL HAVE A BIG DICK!

[mikesomething]

shut up about beards

[irionchris]

I wish I had a green window, that is awesome.

[lordcoyote2000]

Nice video, you look amazing as always. I really like your production values. I hope to someday be able to do type words on the screen and black and white. You're such a kind, interesting, and dynamic person. I'm not really into beards.

[215jami]

In the Orient where the genetic make up is that of less facial hair ,beards are a sign of inteligence found on elders that make the decisions for the village. It is also significant to certain religious sects...A moustache in the Marines is a status symbol,one earns .If you catch a very long beard in an electric drill ,you start over. They can also break off, if they ice over, and you start over as well.They also filter Corn Flakes quite well and if you like you can have breakfest all _ _ _ _!

[VeNeM999]

"works for me"

it suuuuure does :]

[pinksheetmillions]

Thanks for that beard hygiene part.

I've never grown a beard but I can see that's, like, Beard 101 stuff we need to know.

Keep the good BLOGS coming.

:)

[byronhiggs]

No beard on neck? What kind of a beard-nanny-state are we living in?

Who is this fascist? and why is she such a beard hater?

Daisy Lady stop fighting the fibre.

Peace be with you my hairy brothers

[sonnygerd]

Would you marry me?

[iwanttosavetheworld]

lol I love your vidoes already. Your funny and very entertaining. And now I will subscribe.

[daveborins]

i need to rethink my approach

[dynmite09]

beards that grow up to their eyes LOL

[cellmate13]

Hahaha who are you?? I like your eyes.

[stf337]

Hey Brigitte, you look super tough with your arm warmers.

[Savagecuntfart]

A neck mustache! Oh yeah!

[DannysCam]

that looks like my fire place and wood wall cover stuff lol

[BilliLovesMargot]

this had all the classic brigitteisms... yeah, i make up words.

[BilliLovesMargot]

beard!

[blackdog68]

I understand your comment about not getting food accidentally caught in your beard; that makes sense. But you don't mention anything about intentionally storing food for between-meal snacks. Is this also a no no?

Brigitte, you seem to be a Woman Who Knows, so I will respect your opinion on the matter, however inconvenient it may be.

[specialmousenz]

Hey Brigitte - I couldn't find that page at Fox News and I wanted to see some of the other beard styles cause they looked sublimely ridiculous and that is pretty much me, can you give us a clue where to find it - please.

ta

[timmytheface]

JT's beard can get nasty looking but he still gets the ladies!

[edv11nas]

Beards? :) That must be a joke. And it's allmost spring. The guitar was sooo big compared to Brigitte :) She must be quite short. Where's the dog? Is it dead already?

(I know there's no sens of my sentebces connectivity ;D )

P.S. Sorry for my English

[SupaDupaFlyGirl]

that guitar solo was ace.

:P

[kittykattykoo]

I don't like beards

but i like your vid

[crayonlookingbrush]

im 26 and can never grow a beard, maybe because i'm asian. woop asians!

[joefileman]

Ok , that said, screw the Doc Holliday beard that I was thinking of getting! And I thought it would be cool to have one while playing or even just posing with a guitar. :)

[specialmousenz]

Freud mentioned something about beards and connections to mothers vagina's... whenever I see a guy stroking or touching his beard I cant help saying "penny for your thoughts".

... I don't know why I shared that.

Funny as always Brigitte especially 0:28

xd

[kleeklai]

The Soul Patch. What are your feelings on it? It can make some men look like a Tool and others are kind of sexy. But why? What is the defining nuance? My husband grows a beard every vacation and it never fails that he ends up looking like a 70's Porn Star/Biker by the end, lol.

[Persiana]

I have a small beard in form of a V

We call 'em "chivitos" here (goats) and as far as I've know, the girls I know like it. But then again, I'm Chilean (Southamerica) and it might be a latino thing =/

[bugpowderdust]

this is pretty much like a man giving childbirth basics

[acuseme]

Actually, it's kind of like a man inventing the bra, it's genius!

[bugpowderdust]

i can't be sure but if i had to guess i'd say a man did invent the bra

[nrgins]

I find that food caught in the beard turns out to be a good place to find a snack for later. Many times I've been away from home without a snack and found stuff in my beard that tied me over until I got home! (j/k)

[Soranima]

I am impressed, also you pull off the legwarmers on arms look

[fatblueman]

Similarly, do NOT tell a girl "Hey you're hair starts WAAAY back on your forehead". They already know that, and have spent significant amounts of time fretting about it.

So don't do that. Ever. I survived. But survival can't be guaranteed.

[Hexmath]

What about stubble basics? Beautiful green light hexagon window.

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[mikekearn]

I have a mustache, but I shave the rest of my beard off. I don't like it.

[GT1RR]

Ok, I was the first beard guy in my middle school. Yup, middle school. I don't think anyone thought I was wise though. They called me caveman so I kinda had a complex from that.

I could buy beer early though and suddenly I was popular. Kinda like teen wolf or something.

[fatblueman]

Aw man, I was soooo the other guy. Last in the hair race. Makes for emotionally scarring locker room times.

But it's ok, I finally got hair on my chest last year. I'm 33.

[file83]

That's it then.

Starting tomorrow, I'm growing a respectable beard and buying me some of those cupcake jeans.

You won't be able to resist me.

[Corcodel3]

WTG. Keep 'em coming. U rock!

[nbwulf]

The first guy who grew a beard in HS was also the first guy who was balding... it was odd.

[SeeBillyRun]

jesus had a pretty cool beard.

[Jackle61]

SeeBillyRun ; How do you know? Did you find some Polaroids? :)

[SeeBillyRun]

Jackle61: better..., found autographed polaroids!

[4772q]

yes Beards do make boys seen more Mature./ however there should be a beard warning..!!

just b-cuz he has a beard does not mean they do not still throw temper tantrums about any little thing...

lol...

[dustyb58]

"works for me." yes, it does. wow, that really does look good. sexy shoulders ftw.

[paindrain]

I dont know about the "tough" side to leg warmers on the arms, but you wearing it that way is hot!

HAHA, yeah i know exactly what you mean about the 1st guy with a beard, too bad he was held back... :D

:interlude: Im a goatee and mustache wearer:::::;

lol good thing i shave my cheeks, i might have hair to the nose syndrome! :D

Great! I always did something right! NO BEARD ON MY NECK! haha I just cant go full facial hair, even if i could! Glad to know i didnt do facial hair wrong

[IslandFiddle]

you are hot

[CommentorX]

Also, guys, remember, goats belong in fields, not on your face. And don't even go there.

If you try to grow a beard and people start calling you "Billy", they are not doing an omage to the classic actor from Star Wars, it's time to shave. Unless your name is William, in which case disregard.

[DamienSteel]

You look amazing in that outfit.

[WileyCoyote69]

Very 80s Flashdancy!

[jenzatron]

I went to a death cab for cutie concert the other week and every other boy there had a beard. When it got dark I turned around and all the boys looked like ninjas with only their eyes showing.

[dimduk]

I'm Sioux,couldn't grow a beard if I wanted too.

[whoaitsconner]

2:02 is great, Brigitte.

[knockx2itsjanet]

i have beard envy.....

[mcmandy086]

I so agree with you!  I don't like hairy necks!!

[dspid2404]

Is it possible to have a mustache on your neck? Wouldn't that be a beard?

[DomB413]

With that dress and the arm warmers, you look like you're going to a fancy-shmancy ball.... My beard is the 3-day stubble. I like to look like I'm a character on 'Lost.'

[soicanpost]

I wish you ladies would make up your minds. You like that rustic two-days-growth but don't like stubble against your sensitive skin.

*Throws up hands*

[jdjdbig]

Arm warmers and guitar interludes make any video 62% better!

I expect this to be a new trend on Youtube from this day forward!

Maybe they will even call it Brigittizing your video?

[Triwood1973]

What about colour?

Funny that the most famous white beard is Father Christmas while the most infamous black beard is a pirate.

[dot1337]

:))

[andreous7]

Neck beard lmao :-D

[osumarko]

Wow, you are really good on the guitar.

[osiris2669]

Perfect timing as this was the first time ive allowed my beard to grow out. its still a little itchy but it looks good

[spitalul2bad]

one more thing: the face you make when you look to see who's honking... priceless.

it's SO fun watching your face turn into a "what the hell?"-expression. the cute version.

[OmniNorth]

What are those arm coverings called?

[tonylui28]

lol ur neck

[spitalul2bad]

did you spruce up for us?

[20Ltd]

what about just a stache?

[TJSlipperman]

Good video. Great to see a girl's perspective on beards/facial hair that isn't negative! (I happen to have a beard myself)

(P.S. you're looking lovely as usual Brigitte!)

[mickeybabbe]

beard? hmmm. maybe I will.

[TheAceManHimself]

With that outfit I kept seeing Sleeping Beauty. I think she wore the arms warmers in an old book.

[Dall5000]

I prefer just having, no, or very little facial hair.

[Noctambulist47]

brigitte dale is turning gothic

[wheezywaiter]

As an avid beard grower I thank you for giving us your prospective. What about the prickly factor that comes into play during kissing? What is your take?

Also, I'm going to send you a video response that involves my shaving technique. I made the video a while ago. I hope you don't mind.

[CasualDaveDotCom]

I grew a beard when I was 17 so I could buy beer, that is the true mystique of young beardom

[galindium]

I was the first of my class that grew a beard!!, I didn't get any girls though......

[SameFatCrow]

" man boy bread"

LOL

you're so zany.

[redshift40]

I would never grow a beard again. I look like black beard with it. By the way, you look fantastic in black. Cheers Brigitte!

[nomenclaturetube]

I've got to find out what the name for an "integrated beard/mustache" is. I always call it that, but there must be a simpler name for it. And I don't mean a "full" beard with a mustache; I mean a groomed fu manchu with a goatee attached to it. brigitte plz help.

[RAMKING61]

From GQ magazine(really): "The shaved neck makes guys look like they have double chins, even if they dont."

[JERRYBOLAK]

very cool, love the part about beards,

you forgot about the bearded lady in the circus.

woman have a right to ha ha

[midness333]

i agree beards need to be maintained. it's a turnoff if the hair is everywhere.

[jpaulholl]

I hadn't even considered the possibility of a neck-mustache. :o-{-

Don't forget that Mustache March is coming up too. :P

[WrittenInDork]

I can't even grow a beard if i tried...-sadness- lol

[denkar1891]

Bread man babys. LOLOL.

[lunchbox2085]

Aww, but I love my neck-mustache.

[EricJaffa]

Can you tell us more about the guitar interlude?

[daisytree1]

ok. truth be told, that was not me playing that song. ;)

[EricJaffa]

Do you own the guitar in the video?

[daisytree1]

Yep I do. :)

[EricJaffa]

Do you know how to play a flamenco piece (either play it well or not-so-well)?

[DreamOfTurtles]

Brigitte's got legs.

[SammDogg]

And she knows how to use them.

...Sorry, had to say it. >_>

[CommentorX]

SammDogg, you don't have to apologize for the obligatory ZZTop. It's obligatory.

[stanzcbnz]

oh and my middle name is Errol after Errol FLynn

[stanzcbnz]

very informative you look great in that outfit

[Selnyk]

I love the guitar interlude.

[Selnyk]

going to have to say only you could wear leg warmers on your arms and make it look sexy.

[prolixian]

The leg warmers on the arms look is a GREAT LOOK.