ROWNTREE'S RANDOMS TV ad: Parents Evening

[GleekOut987]

my version (im eating a randoms packet now...) Oh yes Unicorn button he is very hot air baloon but he needs to inprove on his sheep champagne you must be very postbox with your badminton umberella and your ice cream car :)

[brappp10]

this advert is AMAZING :)

[SuperTruth77]

I had a disturbing experience recently at my 6YO son’s parents evening at school, which I attended with my wife. His class teacher turned out to be this young hottie I hooked up with in a bar about 2yrs ago.

The thing was, she was amazing- totally wild and uninhibited. Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love my dear wife, but this girl had real skills- giving me 4 or 5 stunning orgasms that night that will live with me FOREVER.

Not sure how I feel about her looking after my kid, though.

[OzzyNommay]

Oh, yes... Pig Moustache.

[brrrrr12]

Wow, if that teacher has any children, she's a dead on MILF.

[TheDennisjohn]

I'm trying to imagine wat it would be like if I woz a parent (Which im not) and i went to my sons parents evening and the teacher said stuff like this. I have no idea wat my rwaction would be....

[KristianFothergillTV]

im like this every single day of my life, you think you've seen random, you have to meet me, like, my purple jely rock can be the saxophone of fish cement, just go and fly turtle dog and you! can moon lion splat! ;)

[Joelmfao]

These adverts would be so much more funnier and random if it didn't show the sweets before they spoke.

[hobnobakajosh]

he could be a squidgy chest piece... dare i say any more :L

[FatherFizz]

I'd really apply my unicorn to her tortoise crown, regardless of whether she had a slight pig moustache. By the time I reapplied my bow-tie, she'd be feeling like a lovely squidgy chess piece.

[OzzyNommay]

Pig Moustache.

[BurnRubberL12]

i just finished school and how come i never got a teacher that looked as good as her

[paddy0809]

Is that Jack Dee's voice?

[MrOvenGlove]

oh yes... PIG MUSTACHE!

[TropicolHabbo]

Oh yes. Pink mustachue. hes a lovely bowtie, But he does need to improve on his tortoise crown. if he really applied himself he could be a squidgy chess piece. You too must be very unicorn.

[0000JANGO0000]

Cor ...she can trombone my trouser monster anytime of the teapot .

[spikeyhamster]

She is such a good actress!!

[volksrod68]

gorgeous teacher!

[benrgardiner]

that squidgey teacher would get her basement area covered in my whipped cream which may create a wonderfull kinex baby

[randomandproudqueen]

This advert is proper golfball, that teacher's a right sheep balloon and those parents need to spanner their gorilla's straight so they can jelly cat like camels.

I'm laughing like a whale tap XD

[SuperClint007]

this add doesn't show in Ireland ,we have the other 2, directions and football.the voiceover on the ones shown here and in N.Ire. is a better one.this voice sounds like he has a stuffed nose........

[tyytan]

LOL squidgy chess piece

[starstorm82]

I love this saw it in Spain..... hee hee when are they going to be played again. Football one too agressive love the directions as well. teehee

[Gameclown1production]

dude looks like a baby

[7oy]

shite no wonder it doesnt show in ireland we only except the best ads like the directions one and the sunday league manager

[richarda000]

this is proper shit

[princesskim18]

LOL

[Dilly94]

if he really applied himself , he could be a squidgy chess piece lol classic

[fishfingerz29]

XDXDXDXDXDXD

[martha368]

xDD the mum and dad move there kid to a diffrent school! xDDD

[imray93]

hahaha quality :P

[SlavicPurpose07]

he's a lovely bowtie!! class ad

[Cliffwalker43]

they must be very unicorn with these adverts. there pear!

[SoggyHobNob]

haha, great comment

[kalaere]

she reminds me of sally phillips

[JeffHardy191]

lol

[JeffHardy191]

HAHA

[horsemad04]

Good but not as good as the direction one though :)

[GreenSwordsman45]

What the monkey clock was this? A chess piece?! I look at this ice cream and palm tree my crown!

I'm so shuttlecock I could turnip a teapot with snowflake radiators.

[xxxTeamEdwardxxx24]

YOU TWO MUST BE VERY UNICORN XD luv these adverts

[lukeholl999]

me too!!

[abiwasnthere]

i know! i totally agree with sarah. i wanna be a squidgy chess piece!

[xsarah6394x]

I wanna be a sguigy chess piece...

[LMFAOroflcopter]

you two must be very unicorn!

[EllisYates]

ive got a pck now i got 5 icecreams!!!!!!!!!!

[antgemmaxbella]

Isn't Clouds just THE BEST? We all love her: what a little snishy microwave. Supporting you from NZ fairy rose petal x

[Bwaarghz]

Caramelised peanuts all around for this cardboard box. I shorted my pillows off at the book in this Sofa-bed. Honestly, that radiator must be very springy indeed. Turnip out of crocodile for this little amp.

[TheBackstageBoy]

Ace Advert !!! lol

[ioulotsax]

Cloudia Swann her showreel is on you tube shes in hollyoaks soon (i think) and played lead in dis/connected. I thinks she is great one to wtchv

[conected2life]

Thanks for that. She's stunning.  I'd learn from her.

[conected2life]

Who is the actress that plays the teacher?

[jazooka01]

who the hell is the guy at the end of the ad

my mum reckons its Jack Dee, but it soo aint him lol

[conected2life]

It's Jack Dee.

See visit4info for confirmation.

I still fancy the teacher.

[vvcdubber]

Shes gorgeous!!!!

[musicianluvsenglish]

this is sooo my fave =D it had me spilling me almonds and pencil sharpeners bout with la ha ha ha fter ;= ¬ P

[AngelofDestinies]

Pigmoustache is my bestest freind foreverest!! One time he got his volcano hobo'd into my car keys, meaning we had to waterfall those gymnasts and shovel velcro to the parking ticket. In the end radiators could finally mongoose all the waffleirons! Sombrero-offspring or what!? ...ahh good times. Goood times...

[conected2life]

I fancy the teacher. <3

[StupidLambXxx]

Omg I Love These Adverts :D

[I3ye1]

me 2 lol

[Katiiieeeeey]

aha, best advert ever.

[nicolabennett123]

haha i agree all ur penguins are beans!

[charmedguy89]

this woman totally reminds me of pandora with skins espcially when she says "you two must be very unicorn"

laugh every time this adverts on

[mrfundah]

my m8s names mathew baxter i wz creasssin wen i saw this on tv earlia

[dacoxy1992]

funny stuff

[jamesingtonthethird]

He needs to improve on his tortoise crown. Squidgy chess peice.. Funniest ad I have ever seen WOO FOR MAD LIBS!! I want to make love to this woman and then bark all over her casket of light

[martha368]

??? lol

[yazzo4footie]

ow shit look at daddies face he may fink the bitch play wiv ma sonz dudal makez mummy ding dong!!!!!!!!!!!

[pokachunk]

you too must be very unicorn haha :D

[chuckanded]

o so squirty chimney lol

[madsmcb1]

awesome!!!

[UtterlyVideo]

i absolutely tennis racket this pencil!!!! lol

[DoctorBenjy]

my girlfriend is a loser <3

[englandbulldog94]

lol my friend is called mathew baxster

[PostalDude245]

damn there are no unicorns in a packet :(

[ioulotsax]

Love love love, it's Cloudia Swann glad to have you back on our screens

[shomaye]

i bought those right after i saw this ad

lol

i hope to someday become a squidgy chess piece too

[wollopy]

lmfao her face when she says Squidgy chess piece

[Ryan15150]

i love that add ,, its soo funy =L

[madmanmatty07]

"oh yes pig moustache. He's a lovely bowtie. He does need to improve on his tortoise crown. If he really applied himself, he could be a squidgy chess piece. You 2 must be very unicorn"

LOL!!

[clareholmes1]

squidgy*

[clareholmes1]

if he really applied himself..he could be a squidy chess piece :D lmao

[MrsWannabeMalfoy]

This made my jelly giraffe bowtie everytime I Y - Fronts this Teapot ~ XD

[MrsWannabeMalfoy]

I'm a Randoms addict! I luv them!

'If he really applied himself....he could be a squidgy chesspiece!'

LOL!

[mattb12523]

WOOO! My name is in that advert!!!!!!!

[Jacko459]

If he could really apply himself, he could be a squidgy chess piece, you to must be so unicorn.

[Gregsthegreatest]

pig moustache... classic!

the guy at the end doesn't sound very eager though...

great acting from the tacher though! She should win an award!

[velocityeleven]

this advert made me pencil my telephones off

[jasedragsta]

LOLLLLLL

[jodiereallyrox]

I'm eating a bow tie right now waheeey (:

[CoolChazMan]

Every time I have a packet of these during a convesation, I saw what I eat! (Hello, teapot)

[martha368]

ROFL!!!!! xD

[ioulotsax]

great ad really funny, Im sure thats the girl who was in Dream Teams 80's Cloudia ....good work, love the guys voice on all the ads x

[NikiPaprika]

hahaha, brilliant.

Had a packets of these couple of days ago, they're actually very yummy :B

[PunkyFishhhhhh]

You Two Must Be Very Unicornnn LMAOOOO

[MarSuk]

If anyone has read Wide Awake this part is well extremely funny

[ferret205]

i had a pack of these...they're not bad

[angelmassb]

Will you say they are, random enough?

[ferret205]

if anything, they are too random.

[weedoc2k8]

Ohh yess...pig moustache , he's a lovely bowtie

ROFL XD

[randomking1010]

love it