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  • lol when streeter comes into it things get random as fuck XD

  • I think its impossible to con amir..

  • three letters which personify..jake and amir..........W.T.F

  • I don't get the broken neck part,is it like a metaphor?Explanation please...or whateva

  • hahah, Streeter's so random in this episode.

  • Top comments are for Retards

  • @MrBaconstripsz So is replying to yourself.

  • @MrBaconstripsz So is trying to get top comment in some pathetic manor.

  • 0:13-:0:14 I spy a camera

  • @Raizor12345 Oh yeah :D

  • well, i guess i better get my neck checked

  • anyone know the name of the actress who plays emily?

  • Whoa, Streeter actually joined in!

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  • I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK XD 

  • I like how the entire office is slowly turning against Jake LOL

  • This one is extremely well done

  • omg jumba juice <3 they neeeed in in australia D:

  • Who's Amir talking to at 1:28?

  • @givemeglue He's not talking at 1:28

  • Streeter is the best.

  • looool streeter finally decided to say something after all those episodes of sitting behind amir working diligently

  • @Ammo1174 - I'm sorry, but I've never seen Streeter do anything in these episodes but dilly-dally.

  • @mnkittel And jerking off in the background.

  • this is the dumbest f** shit i have ever seen

  • Was I the only guy who noticed the camera to the bottom left of the screen at 0:10?!

    Yes....no?

  • Press 7!

  • thats one sexy ass daughter

  • His "daughter" is really hot

  • Is that Cheryl? O_o

  • @Matkerzah Nah

  • and my neck is broken

  • I suppose my neck is broken then cuz I defentily heard a accent

  • I'm so confused right now, also willing to rag amir's daughter, there i said it

  • i broke it on my way to work today. LOLOLOL XD

  • Oh, Streeter :)

  • OH OH OH WHO'S TALKIN BOUT MY NIECE LIEK DAT

  • @ProfessorOwen ILL BRAKE YOUR FUCKING NECK lol

  • Everytime Streeter shows up in a J&A video, its usually my favorite

  • @bakosy fuck yeah :)

  • Amir: vs The Annoying Orange

  • "cuz your necks broken my friend."

  • @spotook Jake and amir: Powder

  • i used to donate sperm when i was younger......but then i took an arrow to the knee.....

  • @xXCJ11Xx 

  • This is the definition of American parenting. WIN!

  • Britney Spears

  • Not racist.. but was i the only one that thought the black guy in the back was going to do something.. because they were talking about breaking breaks 

  • hey, what's the one when amir keeps saying "he moved" I'm looking for that one but can't remember the title

  • Y'know it's episodes like this that make me wonder; is Amir the abnormal one, or is Jake?

  • @TH3M4STERM4N ITS OBIOUSLY FUCKING AMIR DICK HEAD LISTEN TO WHAT THE FUCK HES SAYING!

  • @TheJackrolland Dude, it was a joke... lighten up or GTFO!

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  • 0:05 the classic fe do do. like dora the explora he's rockin the fedora

  • streeter is the best

  • thats the only problem with jake and amir, past problems never get solved, and amirs randomness is never explained

  • I love a Mir

  • A lot of things happen to Amir on the way to work 0.o

  • amir talks like the blonde best friend in clerks 2 starting at :15

  • If you disliked this...your neck is already broken.

  • Pause @2:09 Best Face Ever.

  • Streeter...lol. I love when amir goes gangster and says my friend

  • Ill break ur faking neck 😄😄😄

  • Does anyone else notice she's actually super hot?

  • she was sexy ...

  • i finally understand the "illegal guardian at age 9"

  • Is that a orange nerf gun on streeters desk O_O

  • when did I break my neck?...

  • streeter!

  • shes fucking hot!

  • Shes hot

  • Dear Collegehumor, we want Amir rapping. That us all.

  • derp.

  • 2:08 seriously? A black gay cleans that shit hole?

  • classic

  • nice he has the same name Amir :)

  • Hold 9...Amir havin a seisure :D

  • Wait wait wait... isn't she Amir's prostitute he paid for?

  • must finish this playlist before i fall asleep

  • at 00:12 you can see the camera

  • She was the chick from the episode, New Girlfriend

  • I broke my neck too XD

  • hold 7 LOL

  • press 3 and then wait 1 sec and then press 9 lmao 

  • Streeter makes this great.

  • haha 1:48

  • This time Amir was the jerk(:

  • da fuck?!?

  • 186 people broke there neck on the way to work today

  • adopt this dinosaur

  • How much money does Amir have?!

  • Press 9 and hold. Amir can rap.

  • amirs dad realized that he tried to donate sperm and guess what he freakin moved

  • @camerabox1 im guessing amirs dad prolly moved around alot lol

  • @camerabox1 omg what epsode is tht "he freakin moved out" quote from !! please i need to know

  • I will end you

  • ILL BREAK YOUR FUCKIN NECK!

  • Emily is a babe. Nuff said.

  • Luv this cuz my name is emily

  • Yes, yes she is

  • she's hawt

  • I went in to a sperm bank when i was 9.............hahahahaha funniest xD

  • Amir is 28...wow, he really doesn't look it.

    He looks 12...

  • anyone notice the camera at 0:12 ? on the left .

  • @BestOfMyKind OH YEAH! Thats very clever :)

  • is it weird that I can't tell the difference between their voices in the intro anymore?

  • Who's the girl? :)

  • @fashizzle

    it just tasted a little bit to peanut buttery, maby i put a lil too much in

  • I like how they're joking about giving externships when they're real things. ;3

  • when he calls her a dumb ass orphan you can tell she dies a little inside.

  • Press 3 and 4 to hear "I want great sperm.." lol it sounds like it.

  • Press 7 and get creeped out.

  • badass especially the hot girla nd the streeter part

  • lol streeter is awesome in this one even though he only has like a 5 second part

  • peanut butter mood tastes good =D

  • haha where is my externship??

  • hey....thats my daughter! that means, Amir is a douche and the guy behind is my bro in law!

  • Lmao

  • If Amir comes to work at 2PM then why did jake come after him?

  • Why do i keep watching this?? Amir is so f_ckin' annoying!!! But i still watch it! O_o

  • Emily, go to my room!

    Please.

  • streeter looks like the lead singer for asking alexandria,

  • did anyone notice how nice of a con artist she was?

    she held on to the fact Jake had a work calendar on his phone

    so that the MOMENT Jake came close to her being a con artist she changed the subject.

    Smart as hell.

  • @27RandomMaxx anyone who is older than 9 figured that part out genious

  • @27RandomMaxx ........

  • @27RandomMaxx you notice how this is just a skit ?

  • @27RandomMaxx  it is scripted bro

  • @27RandomMaxx Not really. 

  • I love the videos that Streeter is a part of

  • 2:08 I thought the black guy was gunna break jakes neck... lol

  • refreshed the page 6 times and went from another video to this one again. But still i have to WATCH THE DAMN COMMERCIAL!

  • press 4 "great sperm"

  • Streeter lol

  • My neck is broken too

  • WTF hold 7

  • dumb ass orphan

  • stupid ass orphan

  • Everything seems to happen on the way to work for Amir! I demand to see Amir walking to work!

  • emily is HOT.. ^^

  • "I'LL BREAK YUH FUCKIN NECK!"

  • I'll break your fucking neck!!!!!!

  • wow what a fucking hot girl! ;) I would fuck her any day ;)

  • @NakedReviewzzz Find the play/pause button, go all the way to the right until you see a "cc" button. Right next to the cc button, you'll see a red chat box, left click it and it will hide annotations. click it again to un-hide annotations.

  • Well its a good thing I know that I have a broken neck

  • LOL

    

  • "i will end you".

    great quote.

  • she IS fucknig!! HOT!!!!! l want to fuck with her xD

  • haha this came out on my bday

  • ROFLMAO when skeeter starts raging

  • Lmao

  • At the beginning you hear her say "I need some more money.. to like" and amir say "yes i know.. yes yes" it made me laugh :)

  • wow i want to fuck her doggy style, slap her ass til she cries

  • i hear his accent because my neck is boken, i broke it on the way to work today

  • Girl iz so fucking hot!!!!!

  • this was amir's girlfriend at one point /watch?v=Q4X0ETEzU_s

  • @SoNewSkool looks and sounds nothing like her. 

  • Lol, Streeter: I WILL BREAK YOUR FUCKIN" NECK!!!!

  • how do i subscribe to just jake and amir? haha

  • I had sex with my knife. There I said it ok. No big deal.

  • Anyone else notice that Amir is mouthing Emily's lines?

  • @TheUnluckyEverydude :D

    I did now

  • @TheUnluckyEverydude what do u mean mouthing emilys lines?

  • @traxgod2 When Emily talks, Amir is kind of lip syncing to her.

  • @TheUnluckyEverydude Woooooow. That's gay and creepy XD

  • @TheUnluckyEverydude she has one line

  • @SupaMistaWong That doesn't really change much.

  • I expected the guy at 2:06 to break Jake's neck.

  • The girl is cute lol :3