Evidence for Creationism

[hyperniteindustries]

0:01:23 - "Hold on just a minute, does he know that or does he think that?"

I think that statement applies to just about every factoid asserted in this seminar.

[firefight33]

According to the above definitions, the global self-perceptor S is amenable to a theological interpretation, and its contents {s} to "generalized cognitors" including subatomic particles, sentient organisms, and every material system in between. Unfortunately, above the object level, the validity of s-cognition - the internal processing of sentient subsystems s - depends on the specific cognitive functionability of a given s...the extent to which s can implicitly represent higher-order relations

[cesariojpn]

TL;DW

[BaBYPuNCheR133]

TL;DW

[lol4dead]

lol christfags

[claynate]

does he say "national pornagraphic" at 1:15

[GARYHYPERAMPED]

What an idiot. He just makes this shit up as he goes along. Anybody who takes this guy seriously must just park their brain at the door of a church. Crirical thinking skills might be something to nurture so you aren't duped by lunatics like this.

[RedDaVincy]

fag

[JohnChant0045]

I call bullshit.

[hempartist420]

well he's probably just talking about hwhater which is totally different than water

[w5tkr0712]

TL DW

[DraganDrabic]

LOLOLLOL NATIONAL PORNOGRAPHIC

[ProfoundReality2]

This is Kent Hovind. Watch Thunderf00t's "Why do people laugh at creationists" to discover what an idiot this guy is.

[KytaEternal]

tl;dw

[StupidInternetHandle]

say water again please

yeah thats right baby

[MMRED]

TL;DW

[samsonisdope]

religion is a cult

[Slam813]

tl;dw

[jizzbag420]

So gods a motherfucker because biscuits are tasty! Got it! Christianity makes total sense now! He says so at 0:49:37 .

[OlyJeebus]

TL;DW

[HostileNegotiator]

The evidence of science is nothing to fear. Knowledge and education is not evil. Remember kids, cults will screw you over and shrink your mind.

[Iplay2win]

2.5 hour video?

Too long; didn't watch

[OrangeMango30]

I can never get past the first 40 seconds.

[WorldClimb]

To save you time....

Fact - The Bible is Fo ReAlZ.

Fact - Science (and thinking for yourself) is the devil.

The end.

[Planeswalker789]

And I thought that Edward Current fucked creationism over from within.

[KarstenOkk]

PORNOGRAPHIC LULZ!

[soicanfavethings]

tl;dw

[Ikkepop]

best salesman ever , he could probably sell you air

[LamentOfInnocence1]

...

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Pfahahahahahahaha.

[silverbirdthing]

Does it count as "watched" if I let it run in another tab?

[NuclearWizard]

tl;dw

[Kalahridudex]

tl;dw

[MagnusRulerHardt]

TL;DW

[ALCAPONEGANGSTABITCH]

amazing

[girbisama]

TL;DW

[saltonasnail]

too short; didn't watch

[rolingpingu]

EPIC TL;DW!!!

[SnowEisen]

tl;dw

[madman9o3]

i watched

[maxxikiller]

TL;DW

[ePsil0n74]

waht

[shimizu04]

tl;dw

longvideo is long... bored me

[SPkx1]

TL;DW



[runestone72]

Kent Hovind would make an excellent zombie.....Kent give George A. Romero a call.....you can feast on Atheist BRAINS, BRAINS

[cyclonekid16]

what did noah feed the t-rex?

[ComradeNu]

Oh my god, his son eric (seen @ 0:01:08) looks JUST like Kenneth from 30 Rock... except Kenneth is probably infinity times cooler and more intelligent. His other son should've been named Piggy McPiggleton.

[rebelfelix]

They lived over 900 years!

[Wasserkaktus]

TL;DW

DINOSAURS ARE JESUS PONIES ACCORDING TO KENT!

[hulk3403]

lolwtf is this shit?

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[steliosbeats]

Bullshit theories and assumptions galore. Pity the audience is brainwashed into believing every word.

[InsertNameHereIdc]

TL;DW.

[supersmash43]

@InsertNameHereIdc how did this person manage to upload such a long video without being a partner before unlimited uploads was allowed on YT?

[Cesar2005]

I can't even tell if Kent really belives in what he's saying. The way he lies is stunning.

[ab0rtion]

I watched it all and I can say now that I hahurdurdurdurrrrrrr

[MrHeavenlyhell]

2 and a half f*****hours!?

[C0DZ0R]

TL;DWLOL

[steveinchelsea]

Proof evolution doesn't exist. Him and his audience.

[NearTheReviewer]

TL;DW oh yeah and LONG LIVE "ED"

[artstuX]

This guy really doesn't live in cuckoo land, doesn't he?

[waylander1978]

What the hell up up with this guys pronociation of 'water'?

He sounds like an idiot.

[waylander1978]

This man is not only a snake oil saleman but a tax dodger too.

[JayFS89]

Lol, I watched till 1:14. Then it was TL;DW.

[KentuckyFriedGunman]

I'll go watch some Lawrence of Arabia.

[TheInvisibleSkyDaddy]

It's bad enough that people want me to believe that an ancient zombie Jew is the offspring of the creator of all reality, but for this guy to attempt to convince me that public schools are bad for children, Noah had dinosaur babies on his boat, that real fire-breathing dragons existed, ancient Peruvians had steam engines and Romans discovered Arizona... wow. I don't think I can handle another 2 hours of this video.

[lordmetal2]

Why wont people just realise that the bible is shit?

[Kalahridudex]

tl;dw

[joetdc]

These people should just not speak. The more they say the harder it is to believe it. If you believe in Adam and Eve then you have to accept the fact that brothers and sisters made love to each other for many generations. Creepy not to mention dangerous from a biological standpoint. Maybe that is why the world is so fucked up. How can any rational person believe this crap.

[fentutal]

Science for white trash isn't science.

[Kloborgg]

I just watched 10 minutes. I can't believe the average american believes this bullshit.

[liquidFIRE00z]

"A spectacularly boring film about how dinosaurs fit into religion. A typical Christian rambling a bunch of bull that no one gives a shit about." - ED

[MarvelsofaLifetime]

I'd be surprised if even 1% of the people that stopped by to watch this video, watched the whole thing.

[TheInvisibleSkyDaddy]

@MarvelsofaLifetime I watched 42:48 minutes. I was mesmerized by the utterly ridiculous claims that spilled forth from this guy's ever-flapping gums. It's kind of like when I get 'Rick-rolled.' I have to watch the whole thing, or at least until the part where the bartender does a front flip over the bar.

[chrismason89]

TL;DW

[21wolfmoon21]

TL;DW

[justiniscoolohyea]

tl:dw

[Hax1021]

tl;dw

[Hax1021]

tl;dw

[bobx2x2]

The stupidity in this video burns.

[hevymetalmaniac]

This is for 10101100100. If you can't repopulate with just one species how did the first living non-asexual species pro-create?

[joemama142]

tl;dw

[LPJeetkunedo]

I really hate stupid people.

[TaiFerret]

Dinosaur fossils are STILL a problem for creationists. Radiometric dating shows that these fossils are millions of years old. How do they explain that? Modern day sightings of dinosaurs are NOT evidence for Creationism. They're only evidence that dinosaurs still live today, just like coelacanths and platypuses, just another living fossil. It is very much possible that in the CretaceousTertiary extinction event more dinosaurs than just birds survived. Especially plesiosaurs.

[10101100100]

you can't repopulate a species with a single male and a single female. you're going to need about 50 of each. to repopulate a species, imagine doing it with a single couple. their children are going to have to reproduce with each other... which leads to inbred mutations, and the species will not live past a few generations at most. that fact alone will save you 2 and a half hours.

[XDanW1991]

"National Pornographic" lolol

[davidocall]

TL;DW

[Shenlong190]

What the fuck? 2 hrs? Who has the time

[mixmedia101]

also, what did they all eat? maybe they took THREE of every animal, so Noah could have something to snack on each day. eh? EH?!

[mixmedia101]

seriously though. everyone was drowned except Noah and his family. how did they repopulate the Earth? did his family just have sex with each other?

[FreakinFunnyFailure]

LOL this is some of the coolest stand-up comedy I've come across in a long time!

[jositohacturas]

tl;dw

[mebobbyn1322]

dinosaurs are not reptiles genius:|

It has been proven that raptors and pterosaurs had light bones, similar to those of birds, and NOT to those of reptiles

[BoobsIndeed]

TL;DW

[haytxa911]

TL;DW

especially when its BULLSHIT

[pastelky]

too long ===>>>> didn't watch

[LightHasDawned]

Evolutionists and atheists are th biggest jokes of society.

[MarvelsofaLifetime]

@LightHasDawned - Lmao are you sure about that. I don’t even know how you could confidently say that when a video like this one exists in defense of your tidy beliefs.

[DraganDrabic]

I shat bricks watching this. way to looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­ggggggggggggg

[DraganDrabic]

Whoa there nigga i aint watchin all dat shit.

[viperhalberd]

tl;dw

[thomo1888]

TL;DW

[TheInternix]

TL;DW

[Caltenks]

i watched this entire video. it is a steaming pile of shit. actually TL;DW

[ilovenuts]

TL;DW.

[uzikus]

TL;DW

[stoprainingonme]

Evidence for creationism? Contradiction in terms

[yosef59]

this is a joke right?

[ATypicalWhiteGuy]

I like the part where he said my name is eric.

[xCherryPanda]

TL;DW

[GrimPimp]

TL;DW

[Crokkle]

TL;DW

Ur doin' it wrong. The perfect length for a video like that is 1 to 2 minutes.

[Jango370]

tl;dw

[Rimber6]

@Rimber6 TL;DW lol ^^

[klsjafksjdfklsdfjkls]

@Rimber6 Ooh nice fail :D

[stealthbeast]

TL:DW

[agnoscience]

OMG. This guy has to be the biggest idiot I've ever seen. Can he even read? DOES he even read?

[Joppsta360]

This guy is the definition of an idiot

[Joppsta360]

tl;dw

[TheRealBrianSellers]

tl; dw

[Luckeux]

TL;DW

[SilverTonguedSnake]

What absolute elephant shit.

[MadMAn12gauge]

You know i really try to listen to the creationist arguement...I really really try, i only lasted 20 minutes of listening to this "History-denier" it is the same as people listening to "holocaust deniers"

I find both very intolorable and offensive, that someone willingly will try to decieve Mass people like this guy is doing, and it is sad, 6,000 years? really? every year that passes they still say 6,000 years, thats like saying the distance from new york to LA is 7.5 yards away.redicules!

[MadMAn12gauge]

what the hell is TL DW?

[shadowxsombra]

Too long; didn't watch.

[dictatorjokerisback]

Tl; dw

[Dr4g0n10]

1:49 national pornographic Lulz

[Dr4g0n10]

1:14 i mean

[Vengrence]

TL;DW....

[ptniff]

Hi, eric. TL;DW.

[manhattanwombat]

TL;DW

[volound]

TL DW

[Jono1874]

The only views the POS is getting are views from the embed at ED. I love it.

[Sikora1993]

tl;dw .... wrote that for teh lulz

[autoerratica]

This guy says that there used to be water above the atmosphere. And also entirely below the crust of the earth. And that dinosaurs were normal reptiles, like we know, that lived to be 900 years old. Then he conflates liberals with athiests and communists. Then i got bored.

[saltonasnail]

TS;DW

[RespectThis]

1:15

[miyavizim]

When does he say pornograph?

[Milubbles]

tl;dw

[BabyPilly]

Could this possible get any more boring?

[evilmick66]

This video: TL;DW

90% of the comments posted below: TL;DR

[XxLennnxX]

TL;DW

[sinatrabooth89]

unfortunately this guy, is disconnected with the scientific community, and unfamiliar with the last 2,000 years of scientific progress. Waste of my last 2 1/2 hours.

[ivanwulf]

tl;dw

[knop95]

where does he say geographic?

[fqat]

too long but did watch

[fqat]

moar!

[Buddhabr0t]

..."research" done by "doctor"...

[kaikkinimetvarattu2]

Liian Pitkä; En Katsonut

[LiLiUzumaki123]

TL;DW

[cookiemewmew]

This guy fails Science forever.

[mastergiux]

Too short; didn't watch

[gifoi]

This guy is a retard

[MahaSavisaar]

TL;DW

[bryleach]

Seems like "Eric" is special.

Anyway, the "National Pornographic" crap was a shitty joke. I'm sure Mr. Hovind is offended by African natives' breasts or something.

Also, TL;DW.

[c0rp53f4c3]

'THis is not my wife. This is just a picture of my wife' HAHAHA no.

Within the first two minutes cryptozoology is mentioned, fuckhead says pornography instead of geography and then tries to argue his point by saying 'NO U! Nobodiez done talkx0red to every1z who evar lived!'

*gets popcorn ready for an enlightening TWO-FUCKING-HOURS of educational, well thought out, totally-not-delusional-or-moro­nic speech* ._.

[AleGoLo]

TL;DW  impossible to watch

[Scourge666]

TL;DW

[awesomefaceweegee]

TL;DW

[ildimoney]

IT COULD BE TRUE! DO NOT DENY IT!!!!11one

[LamentOfInnocence1]

Cool story bro.

[Iputrandomstuff]

Fuck, my name's Eric...

[haxbox7]

TL;DW

[Mattm1986]

lol he said "National Pornographic" TL;DW

JESUS IS A CUNT

[OBEYWEEGEE]

TL;DR

[themsfightinwoids]

spitz:

Your "proof" is a joke and your "logic" is no better. I think everyone reading our exchange can see who is the "utterly misinformed" one.

So I'm done here -- enlightening you is about as probable as successfully teaching trigonometry to my goldfish.

Have a nice time wasting your life worrying about whether you are meeting your brutal god's requirements to keep out of hell. I hope you don't pass that on to your kids.

[spitball301]

haha, that was actually a pretty funny comparison. alright i will. have a nice holiday season and merry christmas. thank you for letting me hear your side and i hope to talk to you soon.

[themsfightinwoids]

The madman analogy I gave is 100% accurate. You are totally daft or willfully blind. Either way, I have no respect for you. Your kind teaches self-loathing and immortal fear to children (psychological child abuse) and tries to pull the human race back into the dark, for no better reason than self-aggrandizing egoism and infantile self-comfort.

[spitball301]

ok, well. merry christmas anyway and happy holidays.

[themsfightinwoids]

sputterz:

Radiometric dating, like the many fields supporting evolution, is NOT controversial. You can find your paranoid conspiracy theorist crackpot blogs to convince yourself otherwise, but the science is extensive, incontestable and consistent between the many dating varieties that CONFIRM each other.

Give ONE example of a peer-reviewed scientific article that demonstrates that radiometric dating is flawed, or stop pulling shit out of your ass.

[spitball301]

obviously, a "peer-reviewed" article will show agreement because a false date would disprove their hypothesis your scientists would rather throw away conclusive data against their cause than tell the truth

[telathys]

WAIT WAIT WAIT.

Did he just say "That's not part of science" and then immediately quote the Bible at 1:43? I do believe he did.

TL;DW: He's a hypocrite (Read: Christian).

[telathys]

This is silly. Creationists don't know how to make animations. Only people know how to make animations.

[spitball301]

wow yur clever

[telathys]

Why, thank you for your compliment! I'll be enjoying my day even more now, good sir.

[agnoscience]

Behold, the most silly science since bloodletting.

[thunder2prose]

Clearly this is much worse science than bloodletting. Please all creationists: just give it up.

[Zockblin172]

ED FTW

[ebbtides]

tl;dw