Monsters Vs. Aliens

[Aequitas2727]

Jesus christ im so sick of this long ass axe commercial

[Puffsmeal]

I have a fear of creepers.

[ninjamunkey209]

I don't like things I cant pet

Funny shit

[simpsonelf2]

boner 1:08

[zxGreenback2zx]

You drew the creepers wrong. 2:16

[RickRay9]

@zxGreenback2zx 'There're possibly even more monsters named 'Creeper'.

[gretchdrums46]

Why isn't Jake in any of the segments like these?

[LifeOnMarsLund]

WE SHALL!

[Aznwarlord7]

1:07 he has a boner

[shanepealow44]

Sarah would be worth it.

[mrkiller963]

What does Jeff have a boner

[TheSerialSniper1218]

Amir's thing actually scared the shit out of me D:

[andnowforsomething89]

I am so scared of alien monsters right now

[MySinisterKisses]

1:16 MONSTERS IN x)

[Monerasauce]

Pat's answer was awesome XD

[Theanimation101]

boner 1:03



[mistaseanbon]

Lol he had a boner

[ShadowClubK]

Slenderman

[eviletcetera]

0:56 he pumps the ak?

[KINGCAESAAH]

1:06 thats real nigga shit. it keeps me up at night

[LegoAnimation2k11]

i think at 2:18 your talking about the toy in toy story that got his body f***ed up

[Alundra73]

2:14 CREEPERS DONT LOOK LIKE THAT! They look like green d!cks!

[stevendanhightower]

Jeff always sounds like hes about to laugh, but never does.

[taytaygurl09]

@stevendanhightower Hahaha that seriously made my day!

[HoofieBerry]

Yeah, creepers are pretty scary, always blowing up stuff.

[RaainbowJuice]

2:35 : baby from toy story 3. nuff said.

[PirateCuber]

2:08 boner...

[rangatank93]

I thought exactly the same way as Sarah when I was a kid!

[Holt588]

Monster

[6663000]

It's funny that Pat said "spooks"  lmao

[dagmarskiing]

aren't monsters and aliens technically the same thing??

[daisukitwinchi]

ok im sick of the waiting for them to tell me that there are new videos. i like old videos. i like youtube. so please stop!

[IMightBeChicken]

3rd guy had a boner

[parkerh305]

even if she sleeps with her arms folded across her chest, that wont stop AK47 bullets going up and down her body haha

[natalieeatsyourfood]

creepers as in...from minecraft? because if so, I can relate.

[iamtheplauge]

Creepers scare me too. :P

[Amigosxoxo11]

Omg, I love Sarah's Shoes! :P lol

---Amir's was actually scary!...

[liquescent]

creepers go SSSSsssss.....i fear them hardcore

[samsam29]

Amir's was actually scary

[reviews4noobz]

well a big foot would be pretty crunchy. hmm wonder what they would taste like.

[thezstarmaster]

a creeper dosent look like that

theres 2 kinds of creepers in this world and that looked nothing like the 2

[Carnagedude504]

That is NOT the creeper I was thinking about...

[weirdproq1]

1:03 Hey, it's that guy from that Playvalue show. I like that show.

[RichieRichR]

what the fuck with these ads

[CODGAMER105]

thank's....its not like i wanna sleep or something -.-

[klooni81]

My biggest fear is to not get a portal gun

[mrspunkaay]

The fuck...?

[You0From0The0Future]

...now i'm scared T.T

[bradalfk]

His shorts are folded up... Really guys?

[DreamerCharm]

I love how Pat is getting this boner so he crosses his legs and then they only film him from the waist up.

[welcome763]

umm better question: why do all the guys have there legs WIDE open just waiting to be hit in the balls

[mrBorkD]

@welcome763 idk, why do all the girls have their legs- nvm :D

[WarpeaceWar6]

i dont care how old this episode is. I'm staying on youtube!!!

[cicifire345]

I was always afraid I would wake up in the middle of the night and see a bigass bugeyed alien thing standing in my doorway.I never actually saw that,but I've had the feeling Im being watched by multiple pairs of eyes to the point where I run into the bathroom and throw up violently:(

[TheBellisk]

A CREEPER?

*looks at green dick looking thing*

thumbs up if u know wut im talking about ;)

[THEJ3RM101]

I hate creepers...they always blow up my house...

[eviletcetera]

creepers are black? and not shaped like penis'? what?

[katiekawaii]

Pat's list of monsters is the best part of this video. "You're talkin' ghouls, spooks, creepers."

[dinodramon]

2:12

Pretty sure that's a racist term...

[redhoodART]

amir freakin shaved!?!?!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!

[XxWMShillzxX]

jeff's boner ot 1:03

[bubbabeau07]

@XxWMShillzxX actually cargo pants do that all the time for me lol

[chibigrunt]

I can't sleep with my hand hanging off the side of the bed, either. It's like something's going to grab it or chop it off >_<.

[Insomniacwithnolife]

I loved the monsters face when he said regret :3

[iTUNExYOUxOUT]

THE PANTS BONER STRIKES AGAIN

[kazcabel]

Dan and Amir blew my mind!

[frozon112]

I WILL NEVER CLICK THE ANNOTATION TO GO TO YOUR WEBSITE!!!

[nreidacamero]

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[LeviTubeAge]

some people are so dumb (like the one at 1:06 who has a boner)

"if there are aliens do they have their own heaven?"

if your religious ofc you would know even if your not you should know theres only one "heaven" and its not that you live on clouds l0l

[HotXingVG]

@LeviTubeAge Thats exactly what the media portrays. And in the Islam religion their heaven is like the cotholic purgatory. So yes, there are diffirent heavens.

[LeviTubeAge]

@HotXingVG lol so you believe in hell ?

[HotXingVG]

@LeviTubeAge What does me explaining that different religions belive "heaven" is different from each other have to do with me beliveing in hell? I was saying that Catholics heaven is the the Islamn purgatory? When did that ever insinuate that I believe in hell?

[cicifire345]

@HotXingVG good fucking god,I cant believe you are arguing about this,on this video...so fucking stupid

If your gonna have a goddamn religion flamewar or some shit,go onto a video thats ACTUALLY SERIOUS ABOUT IT.

[HotXingVG]

@cicifire345 You're just s fucking stupid as this other guy. I asked how I insinuated that I believe in Hell. READ before you comment. And also after you read this comment you're gonna start attempting to tell me off. YOURE the idiot that starts flame wars. NOT me.

[cicifire345]

@HotXingVG Talking about religion and islam and believing in hell and serious stuff like that...on a collegehumor video...need I say more?Im done here...

[knifemakejake]

Why did I watch this before going to bed?

[chanakyadevil]

1:03 - 1:08

BONER

[DarkWatermelonFilms]

the crazy guy at 0:56 looks like Dan

[yamxa996]

2:15 minecraft reference?

[OnionMovies]

He'll slip under my bed and, as soon and ONLY WHEN my hand drops down, he'll take out his ak 47 and shoot me through the bed.

[bestdger]

Amir sleeps with his glasses on....

[3Life3]

I JUST wanna watch the video. Stop the pausing descriptions work just as well... oh wait... nevermind. Forgot people watch things

[bulkybiscuits1]

thatsssssss a nice dream our dreaming.......... CREEPER! CREEPER!

[SuperGaryPants]

monsters are regretful? Noooooooo 

[rickyrveeta]

Super boner at 1:06

[BazaO97]

1:06 boner much?

[HEY8461]

@BazaO97 You must be a woman.

[MrToddino]

@BazaO97 the real question is why were you lokking at his dick

[nerdingz]

Im scared of murderers and peadophiles

[PFGLK]

Boner!!! at 2:06 look closely and you will see....

[Austinsnyder601]

1:06 boner

[printisoric]

0:30 haha I was waiting for that

[Bandito8487]

I only want to drill 2 holes in Sarah!!!!!!

[FuzzyBlueFreddy]

BONER AT 1:06

[johnjohnZ77]

silly man creepers explode

[Frankers555]

Lol my worst night Night mare wud be creepers. But I thought they wer green diks

[weWILLskate]

I was/still am afraid of pedophiles...

[ProjectRealGenecide]

How racist us aliens are a peaceful kind

[creedofdeath9909]

Ah creeper from minecraft used to my number one then it was herobrine now its enderman and I"M GOING TO KILL ALL ENDERMANS I SEE but i'm still sacred of em

[Datkrazyfoo]

The bible says all gods creations will be in heaven 

[imag1291]

@Datkrazyfoo lol no it doesn't. your pets ain't coming with you, sorry.

[Jonnykids]

1:05 uhhhhhh..... Jeff, is that a boner I see?

[TheFlirk]

1:03 bonner alert

[NET1340]

@TheFlirk fuck off thats my comment you dick

[TheFlirk]

@NET1340 omygod rly little internet fanboy?

[michaelk123eh]

google tub girl with safe search off

[guitar41796]

i hear the bible is popular novel.

[kevinagg61]

tssssss :{ :{ :{

[GriffinWiebel]

Creepers don't look like that...

[iRsemple]

@GriffinWiebel sssssssssssssssss........

[Ooobles]

1:22 seannanners lost broski

[ABustyBanana]

don't question the pump action ak-47 -_-

[6thKirA]

@ABustyBanana LMFAO!! I didnt notice it till u said it haha

whats up with that?? haha

[ABustyBanana]

@6thKirA lol idk

[woody0900]

Don't be like Pat Cassels.

[TheHotsaucekiller]

slenderman

[PCWalrus]

I agree with the first guy...

[firewalker303]

Loving how cartoon amir sleeps with his glasses on

[avrillavigne2221]

I TOTALLY USED TO SlEEP LIKE THE GIRL! I felt like that all the time when i was 10.

LMAO

[RAacousticfreak]

wookies and ewoks dude.

[dragonite63]

people always assume hat aliens are bad they can be good while monsters are most likely evil since they might not be able to controll their temper.

[abcdougable]

2:20 isn't that from toy story?

[ImCristel]

1:03 BURN IT WITH FIRE

[affeman999]

WTF BONER!

[icheffjj]

Pinhead with spider legs is from Sid's house in Toy Story.

[1994Tri1]

wat i thot creepers were greeeen

[ugioson]

1:03 nerd boner

[jacklaniojack08]

<3 sarah i feel like youve been nailed by an ak47, and the murderer was SNL.

[MrRoflcopterfromHELL]

1:03 some pants make you look like you have a boner. my school pants do that. IT SUX

[dksilentbob]

SPOOKS!!!

[lovelybearchloe10]

The one time I agree with pat

[Swoozie05]

lol "I was freaked out at aliens...  pretty hard"

[calilove1942]

Monsters are really regretful

[VivaZeus]

streeter's cartoon self reminds me of cartman

[driscoolx3]

can you make alll your videos allowed to pkay on mobile devices.. only some can like this one

[lilmonsta121]

its creeperssssssssssss

[SuperAndroid2]

whooo, she said New Jersey

[teensinthemaking]

HAHA "i dont think thats in the bible" ROFL

[GrinnellHStv]

Creepers don't scare you! They just compliment how nice your everything is and then blow it up.

[GrinnellHStv]

Creepers don't scare you! They just compliment how nice your everything is and then blow it up.

[jrrmv]

God, salute your shorts was one of my favorite shows from the 90's

[KaptenN]

Creepers will blow up your houssssssssss.....

[TheDudeFrom0Z]

"when i think of monsters i think of something furry.....and i think... hey i can pat that!"

[michaelwmcatee]

Anyone that watched Bill and Ted will know that there are indeed aliens in heaven. STATION.

[ablegrim]

1:34 looks like a xenomorph with a batt head instead of a dick head.

[Machette12788]

1:16 pink vagina alien

[dontaskaboutmyname]

Where the fuck is jay witz

[dathtyler13]

PIN HEAD!!!!! YES!!!

[ZAPdontlook]

hahaha i love what jeff said. "i don't think that's in the bible..."

[MisCat24]

whohoo, the heaven question is so good, i was asking myself the same thing! but i'm kind of an atheist, which makes the question irrelevant to me. Still nice to know though

[cpianoman1980]

i love the salute your shorts reference, that was a great short. Aw Camp Awnawanna

[MrWarlord396]

that last monster. Pinhead had a run-in with The Thing.

[souleater443]

jeff, why are your legs so wide apart?

[Minion20Rocks]

the last guy just described the spider robot baby from toy story

[TheComputerH]

omg u do to?! she lives in the same enviornment as me! SUBBURBS OF NJ!

[TheComputerH]

omg u do to?! she lives in the same enviornment as me! SUBBURBS OF NJ!

[CalumJacksonGrant]

I am making vids like this too and would appreciate any feedback. Thanks for the memories!

[almcc3]

Of course alot of minecraft junkies will comment about creepers

[osb107]

creppers are green and explode not black blobs

[shotgun9922]

creepers :D

[SebDice]

i dont know why all the sudden i want to play minecraft

[BeatsAndPulses]

Pat is afraid of creepers?

Ssssss

[Baller527]

The Bible is a big scam used to make money whilst spew fear into the people who read it. My mom has like 5 bibles . That shit adds up