I tried Hellman's once, then I just threw the sandwich in the trash after one bite and dumped the jar down the sink (which took forever because it is so thick and greasy and disgusting).
Mayo sucks ass, especially Hellman's. There's no zip. It's so oily - it's like sucking somebody's acne off their face. It's like when people cook with lard. Ugh.
I tried Hellman's once, then I just threw the sandwich in the trash after one bite and dumped the jar down the sink (which took forever because it is so thick and greasy and disgusting).
Zomnificent 4 months ago
Don't skip the zip, lardasses! Miracle Whip FTW! 36% less fat!
Zomnificent 4 months ago
Mayo sucks ass, especially Hellman's. There's no zip. It's so oily - it's like sucking somebody's acne off their face. It's like when people cook with lard. Ugh.
Zomnificent 4 months ago
that shit is nasty. i will stick with hellmans
20loner 6 months ago
My Dad wrote this commercial, but it was as joke, they purposlay made it cheesy because Kraft was being CRazy
bxistris 6 months ago in playlist 1991 Commercials 2
Why am I watching all these Miracle Whip commercials?
SpreadP3aceAndLuv 9 months ago
MIRACLE WHIP WILL NOTE TONE IT DOWN!
newbeachinvasion 9 months ago
Mayo kicks miracle whip's ass any day
DeadlikeaPixel 11 months ago 2
@DeadlikeaPixel , you got that right!! I hate that stinky, sweet, chemical tasting crap and it messes up a sandwich too!!
Princess07ish 7 months ago
@Princess07ish Well said.
DeadlikeaPixel 7 months ago
OMG, just TONE IT DOWN!
sportsoncomputer 1 year ago
Mayo kicks ass!
codgater7691 1 year ago
Where is the Miracle whip commercial with the dog making the sandwich?
HollandProjects 1 year ago
mayos still better ;D
MissEmoCore 2 years ago