Jockey Liam Hollins The Favorite To Brutally Whip Horse To Kentucky Derby Win

[horslovingurl]

1:52 ... Bits not in the horse mouth lol, looks weird

[RuffianZenyatta15]

Thats not true. There are rules in horse racing. There has to be rules.

[blindthrall]

Duke Pain looks like a cool guy.

[KoBred1]

LOL "horse beater"

HAHAHAHA

[labrat882]

This is so wrong and offensive!!!1

You don't us ebundled-up OAK in a steam room, you use BIRCH!

[EnterNameHere55]

Man hollins is a shoe in no one can beat a horse with such regular intensity like him

[MrSafetymeeting]

I just love the simpletons who get angry at Onion News stories

[sexykatie911]

TheOnion m.sn in profile

[MrSafetymeeting]

I think they should be allowed to use bigger whips or maybe tazers. That's the future of horse racing. It's gonna be great.

[canterforever1]

@MrSafetymeeting that is so not nice how would u like to be beaten to death? u have m ajolr issues!

[MrSafetymeeting]

@canterforever1 You're funny. Thanks

[canterforever1]

@MrSafetymeeting whats that supposed 2 mean?

[MrSafetymeeting]

@canterforever1 I meant, thanks for making me laugh. I'm not sure what confused you.

[canterforever1]

@MrSafetymeeting it just did cause u dont make sense

[MrSafetymeeting]

@canterforever1 YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[canterforever1]

@MrSafetymeeting what ever major loser

[MrSafetymeeting]

@canterforever1 Have you ever considered doing stand-up comedy?

[canterforever1]

@MrSafetymeeting nope

[MrSafetymeeting]

@canterforever1 You have a talent for it. I'm still laughing at you.

[canterforever1]

@MrSafetymeeting hahaha very funny

[MrSafetymeeting]

@canterforever1 thanks

[MrSafetymeeting]

@canterforever1 Just to be clear, none of the comments on here are serious. That's what happens when people comment on satirical comedy. This isn't the place to get preechy. Torturing animals for fun or profit is awful and that is the point of the video. It's satire.

[canterforever1]

@MrSafetymeeting ok all better byebye

[canterforever1]

@MrSafetymeeting see im all better, i did not know that see you could have just told me that

[MrSafetymeeting]

@canterforever1 sorry. I'm bored and a smartass.

[canterforever1]

@MrSafetymeeting oooookkkkkkkkk

[geffrod]

@MrSafetymeeting Problem is that most people don't even drop subtle clues that they're talking in a cheeky manner. Also, there is always going to be one person that wants everyone else to think that he's serious, so the other people have the sift through countless posts of "OMG, UR A TEAREBBLE PERSUN!", and other people micking those posts and poking fun at the poster for his/her idiocy. Shit-bombing is the term I liken it to.

[MrSafetymeeting]

@geffrod It seems like the real problem is the douchebags who comment on other peoples comments. They are all bored and looking for attention by playing internet cop. It's OK to mess with the minds of morons.

[FlakMeister]

Every single line of this is comedy golld. The deadpan delivery of the insane dialogue while having the look of genuine TV programming is superb.

[TenTonHorse]

- "Chris Sanders is having a great year, but his horse is near-death." - "You've got to strike the right balance"

That absolutely slayed me.

[blackkakari]

OH! MY!! GOD!!! This is horrible! I'm so offended! I think this is real because I'm a retard!

[canterforever1]

@blackkakari u must be for posting such a retarded comment

[blackkakari]

@canterforever1 I was making fun of all those idiots who see Onion videos and get all outraged thinking it's real. If you think that's retarded then you need to learn a few things about humor.

[RhinoSea]

is this real life

[canterforever1]

@RhinoSea thats what i wanna no b ut everyones comments say its not

[WhiteCamry]

Twisted shit! I love it!

:^D

[canterforever1]

@WhiteCarry first of all bad words are NOT cool people think if they say bad words theyll be cool, well ur not! and I HATE IT AND YOU SHOULD 2 NUNLESS YOURE A HORSE ABUSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOOL

[WhiteCamry]

@canterforever1 ,

>:^D

[katoo12]

1:43 if u dont look closely u can swear that it says ANAL SWEAT lmao

[tronthor91]

This never gets old.

[MidgardEagle]

I love the Onion.

[futurejockey8]

Garrett Gomez and the torch whip lol

[123121s1]

... with his eyewhipping technique... - innovative!

[Setivo]

what a loud mf

[Crunkmastaflexx]

lulz indeed

[MrEZDizzle]

I could use a deep rub myself.

[cnralph]

This is exactly why I believe we should brutally whip PETA to a pulp.

[TheStarWarriorHorse]

That is so #%&* disgusting. What type of lowlife would do that to an inoccent animal that can barely defend itself?! I'd like to whip him 80 times in the back and see how he'd like it. Those sick scoundrels. DX

[TarenReyem]

@TheStarWarriorHorse its a joke you stupid motherfucker

[TarenReyem]

@TheStarWarriorHorse youd think the "fire-whip" would give away that its fake, but you must be a special kind of retard if you think this is serious

[hjlove36]

@TheStarWarriorHorse uh, do you ride horses? because people hit them with a "whip" all the time. it's called a crop. and it doesn't hurt lol.

[ffcloud321]

Ahh The Duke!! Legend has it all he had to do was walk into the stables and horses would start urinating out of fear. The Onion are modern Masters of Comedy

[xiberphim]

There is a special place in heaven for The Onion.

They make me happy quite often.

[tonywf]

Cut off the horse's head on the back stretch! The writers from The Onion are genius. Great satire.

[ivstuntman]

@GmasterRED if you're opinion is not such, then you're allowed to keep, but not defend it, for you have brought up no solid reasoning. however, the fact that you use the words torture and to depromote it and not approach it passivly to be funnier could be a base for that.

[08jnope]

I paid 40 dollars for this Tim.

[gremlin05]

Horse racing is animal cruelty. If we could ride dogs, would we whip them?

[Kaligulasucks]

@gremlin05 Of course.

[MOPEDBRAD]

"He builds his endurance by whipping horses in their pens."

[KajiCarson]

Barbaric "sport!" indeed.

[mythistocles]

"As far as I know, there are no rules in horse racing." lol

[unlessitsafarm]

I COULD USE A DEEP RUB MYSELF

[nortexoid]

"This is the best part. Apparently he plans to cut off his horse's head on the back stretch." Off the hook.

[FrighterZ]

funded by peta... right... as if their stupid humorous themes were sponsored

[Changeis9]

PETA loves this

[tneshi]

Loved the photo of Duke Pain at 1:22.

[TheCanadianPublic]

Watching the Kentucky Derby, I couldn't stop thinking about this video and how close to accurate it actually was. Those horses really do get beat up pretty badly.

[WVUkswish]

They really pushed the fact they were in the steam room this episode lol

[burnhippiesforfuel]

' i paid $40 for it, tom'

[GmasterRED]

This video funded in part with bribe money from PETA. Onion, you FAIL. Sell outs.

[menkejo]

@GmasterRED ahhh how cute!!! You're trolling, what an original idea!

[GmasterRED]

@menkejo

Just posting my opinion about the video, bro. If you think it's trolling, that's too bad. Go some where else and stiffle free speech because they happen to disagree with you.

[ffdff]

@GmasterRED in what way is your lie an opinion? where is written that this video is funded in part by PETA?

[GmasterRED]

@ffdff

It is MY OPINION that this video has been funded in part by PETA. Opinions don't have to be fact.Any way, I don't really believe that, I was being slightly humorus to make a point.

[011KiKi]

@GmasterRED LOL I find it funny that some people are on your case for your PETA comment. Jeez, some people got defensive!

Well, I thought it was clever!

Anyways seems like ' ffdff ' just likes to stir shit up.

[AltFan113]

@GmasterRED It is MY OPINION that you're an idiot.

[GmasterRED]

@AltFan113

Thanks for your opinion. I will file that away for when I want to post another comment. "AltFan113" thinks I'm an idiot.

┌∩┐eat this.┌∩┐

[menkejo]

@GmasterRED lol wow it's pretty funny that you see youtube as an outlet to exersise your freedom of speech. Nevertheless, you sound like a crybaby so I will stop and let you continue your conquest of expressing your thoughts and opinions on the most credible platform for doing so... fag

[GmasterRED]

@menkejo

That was real smart. I say what I want where ever I am. At this second, I happen to be on YouTube. So Fuck you and eat my shit.

[menkejo]

@GmasterRED see there you go crying again, cheer up!

[wbush89]

@menkejo What incredibly powerful gaydar you have! With such limited knowledge of GmasterRED, it's amazing how accurately you can identify his sexuality from the nuances of his otherwise totally unrelated comments. You are truly the envy of the gay world.

[christlicker]

@wbush89 I'm NOT a gay. Just sayin'.

[hellrush]

@GmasterRED

you keep calling that PETA thing your opinion as if that gives you the right to just say it... well youd be right if it actually were a matter of opinion. The onion takes no money from PETA and thats a FACT, theres nothing opinion about it. if your opinion is that something that isnt happening at all is happening, youre totally wrong. you need to seriously check your logic on this one...

illogical troll is illogical...

[GmasterRED]

@hellrush

Oh, so you work for the Onion or PETA? That's how you know who gives them how much money. That's me outsmarted then.

[frecklejoe]

hahhhaa the punch in the throat was fucked up haha

[216trixie]

Because of the Century 21 ad, fuck this video. Any more ads like that, fuck this channel, I unsub.

[AlumniAlex]

@216trixie I'm sure they give a shit.

[ffdff]

@216trixie what ad?! there is no single ad in this video, if you saw one then it's added by google, it's not ONN's fault! seems you didn't really get those ads often already.

[slappnutts34]

@216trixie get a adblocker noob

[hellrush]

@216trixie

uh oh someone call the Whaaaaaaaaammmbulance

[Wasp16mm]

i love punching my donkey but i have never punched a hores before!

[ceropuntocinco]

I wanna be a horse torturer!! XD

[exiquio]

Headless horse. My!

[ThadiusSLove]

How does The Onion make enough money to afford these producation values?

[whaleiam]

@ThadiusSLove I was just wondering that.

[216trixie]

@ThadiusSLove The Onion has been around for decades as a magazine/newspaper.

[indalecio21]

@ThadiusSLove

Official Website...you just see the videos on youtube,in their website though there are advertisements,sponsors = money

[killerbiller35]

@ThadiusSLove people love it

[Izwig]

@ThadiusSLove adverts allocated on their website

[KonradxHylton]

@ThadiusSLove Lol ikr. It looks so real

[calypso]

Ilove the steam room

[Sei1863]

"I could use a deep rub myself!"... BEST MOMENT

[JeffChen7x8]

"i could use a deep rub myself!"

[Redbeardian]

On the farm we used to smash 2x4s against the cattle, sometimes breaking the board, to try and get their attention. They barely noticed, showing no sign of fear, and sometimes you had to swing a few times for them to even notice. I doubt a little pussy horse whip bothers the horses. Quit anthropomorphizing animals PETA people!!!

[sedatedlife18]

@Redbeardian Even though I agree with you it's worth noting that they're calling attention to horse racing, and the truly damaging actions taken by some teams by way overexaggerating the situations. Satire has a tendency to do this.

[Sonic70o]

Not to get involved in these arguments that plague every onion video, but...

This video is hilarious, a great satirical work that actually has meaning. The Onion is great at producing these, and anyone saying that animal abuse/violence is disturbing (hopefully everyone) should like this video more than everyone else, considering its purpose, besides being humorous, is to point out the cruelty and violence that is part of this sport. Btw, you can't dehumanize a horse. (Damn, I got involved.)

[geargemartin]

@Sonic70o but you can dehorseafie a human?

[Sonic70o]

@geargemartin Last time someone tried that Sarah Palin was created

[4tad4]

they make jokes about horse racing being unhuman but i bet those horse live better then everyone commenting

[Kinkoyaburi]

Why are they almost yelling while talking? It makes me feel exited as if I'm watching something interesting !

[voltar711]

Wait till my friends at peta gets wind of this! Youuuu fuckers!

[RuggedBaphomet]

@voltar711 Lol good one

[xxvenusdoom]

lol the anchor with black hair is the IO guy

[zellmer]

2:02 WOW, the torch whip was just to much, burst out laughing, lol..

[kaleign]

@zellmer Torch whip = Castlvania FTW!

[AlexTirl]

"He tells me that he will cut off his horses head on the back stretch".. "INCREDIBLE"

[Elyzater]

hahahah poor horses. looooooooooooool eye whipping technique, torch whip and pouring acid

[EuchridEucrow1]

Wow, look at him abuse that animal! A true champion.

Poor Chris Sanders, though - that horse really gave up on him.

[maclegend]

"Chris Sanders is having a great year but his horse is near death"...  "You gotta strike the right balance.".... bahahaha...

[bluzich]

TheOnion rulez this place :D

[PoposNewGuitarChan]

-Hope you like sitting next to naked old Russian men, because we're going to the steam room!

-We're both naked, you're covered in sea salt, and I've got a broom made of oak leaves, hope you're ready to get hit REAL HARD!

-Paid 40 dollars for it Tim.

How anyone could think this is real is beyond me.

[MidgardEagle]

@PoposNewGuitarChan In Soviet Russia, saunas take you!

[SuperLink517]

Haha I love how the only conversations I ever see on these videos are about how it's not real XD

[LAMFi1ms]

With no functioning brain, there's no natural instinct to slow down to protect the muscles against impact.

As far as I know, there's no rules in horse racing.

[prettylilpuppet]

Haha @ eye whipping technique.

[MusicLover1029]

This is terrible D:

[Horselvr139]

I love how the onion hates Thoroughbred racing so much. :D Because it's CRUEL!

[leroi01]

Lol this was hilarious!! I love the steam room!

"I could use deep rub myself" hahaha

[kingofschnitzels]

"Hollins trains every morning by beating a foal to death with a bamboo cane."

[Manofaction0]

"I hope you like sitting next to naked old Russian men because we're answering that question in the steam room!" <---How the crap. Does anyone. Say that. With a straight face on camera?

[jamccoy93]

@Manofaction0 I couldn't say any of this with a straight face. haha

[LocoRedKixx]

@Manofaction0 brilliant lol

[tronthor91]

@Manofaction0 I don't understand how he can say "Hollins builds his endurence by beating horses in their pens" and not bust up.

[shorerydr10]

@Manofaction0 I guess it just takes a very actor. But that is what makes the onion so funny and rarefied comedy - the way they can succesfully replicate news anchors

[youbeendeked]

I admit that I didn't want to watch this one because it didn't appeal to me, but I'm so glad i did! It's way better to beat a live horse than a dead one!

[vixaroth]

I could use a deep rub myself...

[jebbNholly]

I'm only a part-time jockey and therefore I don't always have a horse available. To keep myself in "top whipping form" I practice on more accessible animals such as dogs, sheep, cows, or cats (if you can catch them).

[Jascle03]

Time for horse abuse man to make another balloon ride

[mojoboy1984]

you are suffering the serious decline in quality !

[matrixman124]

Horse abuse FTW

[thedup]

I love the steam room, it makes the sports episodes hilarious even when I miss all the references. fortunately this episode doesn't have too much of that either

[ClutchModeEngaged]

Racing horses is so fucking gay and people that do this should be shot!

[dlfnzrok]

omg acid...

thts terrible : 0

[FakeUserNameHere]

Needless violence and cruelty makes any sport better!

[mka6585]

funny, poor horses

[tibblea1]

thats basically what horse racing is...

[DeathtoRaiden1]

103 PETA members watched this clip so far.

[mka6585]

@DeathtoRaiden1

wouldn't this clip be satirically alluding to the same sentiment of PETA members?

[DeathtoRaiden1]

Indeed it does, but my point was that they lack the sense of humor to understand that.

[xMrSATURDAYx]

if this isnt funny as some claim, why are there over 2000 thumbs ups and 100 thumbs downs?

[xanatose]

I don't know if this is funny or just sick.

[ryan29d]

all of this video is hilarious.  i fricken love steam room videos lol

[mrtoady2]

That's right. Beat that horse across the finish line. You heard it right, you can't teach how to properly punch a steed in the throat, it is an art, more than a science. Acid usage is just cheating in my book. If it isn't directly physical it shouldn't be allowed. Flaming whips ok, but no straight chemical motivators.

[Alxe73191]

L M A O

[BahoUtot]

1:51 poor horsie. LMAO

[Delainvoltaire]

what a load of shite...

[mePriyankaDolly]

plz dont thumbs up me

[WhoaKaela]

I love the Steam Room comments. They don't need to say anything except things related to steam.

[poopdude]

Lol. Fire whip.

[wigwambam]

BAM! BAM!

[Madisonmofo]

Eh...That actor was a little over the top.  Subtlety is the beauty of these videos.

[DrunkenMMonkey]

Stop beating a dead horse, The Onion, Liam Hollins is old news. Mariel Monty is the wave of the future. I hear he's using bees. Africanized killer bees. Guys insane! LOL

I've got 2 of my kid's college money riding on him.

[hk86]

"I hope you're ready to get hit real hard!"

"I paid... $40 dollars for it, Tim."

[draussie]

Would have been better if it showed a horse kicking the Liam Hollins in his disc jockeys.

[EnhancedNightmare]

Hahaha Even funnier is fact that in Polish to "beat a horse" means to masturbate =D.

[SniperWolfHI]

One of my favorite Onions of all time

[Paxmax]

yeah, 2023 thumbs up and 93 disgruntled horse whippers in protest with their thumbs down... they just can't get enough of animal beating eh?

[monopoman]

Show this to your animal lover friends!

[Meyons1424]

"Hollins trains every morning by beating a foal to death with a bamboo cane"

LMFAO, onion rules

[DelaneyRoberts]

"My chest is inflamed Tim, lay it on me." Got to love the Onion.

[jarenmusic]

onion always on their game

[yuyudude1112]

lol why the fuck would you pour acid on a horse lolololol

[Chainsawsb]

lol this video is just ridiculously awesome.

[DannyTh3Man]

"... Beating a Foal to death with a Bamboo cane"

[MrGuitarfreak102]

1:51 roflmao

[thisisjanpaloma]

HOLY SHIT DUDE o.O

thank god this isn't real

[ziplock1234321]

royals accidentally aquire 6 white players when they stop at gas station lol

I use a morning star. I find it gives me a good 15% speed adv