Censored Driving in a Chinese Democracy

[watchergb]

WHEN will you actually "shake it like an asian" ? Why not tell us what a good driver you are !

[penutbutergoeshard]

what??!?!?!?!?!? att doesnt cover china?

[dorisblabs]

LOOOOOL

[Monicuhhable]

i heard that in China you couldn't access google either... =/ lol i'm 25% chinese also. haha and yea.. i wonder how people can survive without all those websites.. haha

[skater555556]

okay chinese people arent good drivers because there are no chinese NASCAR drivers

[240kankan]

youtube is shut down for political reasons.the rest of websites you mentioned are blocked because of the failure in the market of china.

[dljc1979]

COMMUNISM YOU DUMB CHINK, LEARN SOME FUCKING REALITY/HISTORY

[weilin434]

LOLLL MY MOM SAYS THE SAME WITH DRIVING IN CHINA! exactly the same way you described them .

[jzair]

@haku968 how would u noe??

[gamegina]

haha i don't really understand the stereotype with asians and driving coz asians drive really good...you're absolutely right...put a white guy in an asian country, let him drive and he will go crazy!!*no racism intended*

[peppermintcreepsify]

chink

[haku968]

even if there were chinese agents right next door they cant understand so u can scream china sucks in the streets(i am chinese jsut making a point)

[d1gps15]

@haku968 they can understand, you don't know in China who chinese ppl could speak english influent..

[haku968]

@d1gps15 i wonder stand cause i live in america so....actually kinda depends where in china u are

[d1gps15]

@haku968 I see.. do you know what I talking about ? not talking about where are from in china, talking about who any Chinese ppl know speak english influent it in china, if u said that things in english.. thx..

[asianbowlofrice]

its funneh is true!

[paauully]

cool, i've never been to china, so i enjoy hearing about your experience :D thanks alot

[Azndude994]

i rmb when i was in china i went on all these websites except twitter no censored o.o

prob depends on some areas idk :)

[dsg1996]

aha watch a chinese agent fly through the window and slit her throat

[jzair]

china does make everything worse!

like no access to youtube or facebook

[haku968]

@jzair but china makes all the shit in ur house

oh yea that banned google too now

[240kankan]

@haku968 thats because they failed in the market of china.only youtube was shut down for political reason

[240kankan]

@jzair facebook failed in china because we have "renren'which is more popular in china.

[YouVRay]

hahhaah u gotta love the driving in china xDDD it's all messed up lol no one even follows the lights.. where there are any xD

[squirrely858]

lines r there for decoration XD very true

[Bahsterify]

its because theres too much ppl in china

CHINA LIKE FRIGGIN ROX XD

[Japasiankid951]

haha, they probabaly come in, close the door then bust it down.

China rocks!

[oOoShanaynaYoOo]

so do you have something against white people!!! whats up with that!!! so now white people cant drive!?!?!

[CHINAFUJIAN]

XOsiren18XO fuck you, you dick sucking moron and how the fuck you know that she is chinese? She might look Chinese and be a ABC, but fuck she definitely doesn't think or act like a true chinese .

[vgycgy]

im japanese were country neighbours :D

[vgycgy]

lol and put him in a china

[sussanaweljones]

cool.

[chinomunk]

im a racist prick :3

[CHINAFUJIAN]

Fuck you girl you ain't Chinese.

[XOSiren18XO]

fuck you chinafujian she is

[louiskgkim]

lol " put a white guy in a car in china, in a chinese car and he will die" xD woot go asians

[poisonxpoison13]

lol ur really pretty and funny XD

[AnimationFreakx3042]

i lived in chinaa for two years at shanghai its awesome

[aznkinz]

ur hot :3

[waylonrules20]

ur cute

[doomsoon79]

put a white man in an asian bar and c wat happens

[itskimberlay]

HAHAHA.

China people(:

[omggie]

hehe. i was in china in aug too ! :]

[dmai20]

0:19 she's giving a handjob

[ero69ers]

lmao 3:00

[karlng888]

LOL! 5 stars!

from piano friend Karl ; )

[rothery86]

You should love your motherland? That is stupid. If I was born in North Korea there is no chance in hell I would love it.

And Taiwan is very close to China. The internet in Taiwan is as free as you can get.

[LCC12345678]

The Chinese government banned them D;

Apart from Hong Kong though, it's not blocked here. ;D

[Kalahridudex]

and macau

[akchicka80]

hahaha, i kno in tha philippines driving really is literally bumpr to bumpr but everyone comes out alive!!!

[jaehoxlove]

Chinese drivers in China love goin 110+ mph. It's absolutely crazy ~

[dolcengabbanaful]

lol they can't go that fast cus there's hella cars there. going anywhere takes hella days

[jaehoxlove]

Not when I was there :D

It was crazy. What I meant to say was kpm. Whoops :P

[Ultramilkdude]

There isn't enough to do in China with just 3 weeks. Chinese FTW!

No seriously ... I only had 2 months to completely enjoy myself in HK/China. And then I ran out of time and had to return here >.>[USA].

[gasbenny]

going to HK would be better or taiwan... but really drivers in china are nuts

[CristoferChang]

this is why taiwan is better :D

[luvlykmusic]

lol this is hilarious!ur hilarious!im from thailand and the drivers there also seem to think that the lines are for decoration : )

[StarxTrapper]

Lol you have such a great sense of humor! :D

[ionrocket]

twiiters lame anyways....

[eletricranger]

yea i kno cuz like there was like a break of line from china to usa so its really slow to go to chinese website in usa~

[vyeungwp]

hahaha , i went to China during my summer break too . and facebook was fine one day (in july) and then it was blocked the next,, so were the other websites that you mentioned . and i totally agree with everything you said in the video!! hahaha

[whitehairedcaptin]

no japanese are the best at driving because ever heard of the movie TOKYO DRIFT so yea go japanese (yea im japanese bwahaha)

[theazndude100]

2 months ago i went to china but i was still able to get on facebook and all that shit

[theazndude100]

i got back from china a month ago but i still was able to get on facebook and all that shit

[redaznpwnage]

holy shit i just got back from china too

having no utube AND facebook is like being stranded in a desert

[chinomunk]

the lines are there for decoration lololol

[FatalNoogie]

If the police wanted to bust in, they'd have to come to the door and close it, then kick it down. It would be more dramatic than simply walking in.

(I hope they don't come. I don't think they will.)

[CrystalStar224]

How come I could access those sites when I'm in china? BTW, do u know shimmycocopuffsss personally? Just wonderin'. ;-)

[ShinnSin]

LOL!! :D Awesome vid.

[HungNguyenLuvTurtles]

ROFL "suck on that!" XD

[nonexistence21]

were you forced to say china is awesome?

[PointlessLaughter]

i missed you! :D

[lee1676]

yay

[jgda9rs]

awesome vid!!

[pirateCLOUD]

hahaha! youre funny. and yes, myspace is almost non-existing these days. oh and i like your hoodie. kid robot? you collect dunnys too?

[adambc5]

im pretty sure that your most recent videos...you look soooo hungover hahah.

[vxllove]

Thanks!

[bevamartin]

This is our dumb world that we live in, sigghhh!!!!

[DestinyMoMo]

hehehe, i like the last part ^^ get over 100o subscribers without doing anything

[ChristaPink94]

PLEASE HELP!

I need 200 subscribers in 1 month or Im going 2 loose a bet of $200!

PLEASE SUSCRIBE and I WiLL subscribe 2 U!

[Darkblade113]

God i wish i was back in china again xD T.T though .. i didnt have any money *sob* Mehhh... But yeah .... pretty much when i was there in china (2008 xD) i couldnt really get anywhere ._. .. cept of course myspace xD which ... kinda sucked.. but oh well and HECK THE DRIVERS IN CHINA ARE CRAZY @.@ i was hanging of for dear life when i was in my tour bus @.@ ..NAHH im kidding :3 but it is kinda different xD and kudos to the whole put the white person in china ... well xD time fr meh to go :D baiis

[emoangel416]

oh u were in china? sweet, me 2. i just got back on the 6th xD i was there 4 a month. damn i had fun...

[vxllove]

<3

I love your hoodie.

where did you get it?

[iSAYREY]

it's kid robot! :]

[AnhNumberOneDepTrai]

Pft, you really believe those stereotypes or something? XD Oh, and Vietnam has the best drivers. :]

[h2ner]

hahaha nice vid.. glad to see you back!!

[JohnnyDaWiz]

hey isayrey~!

if ur in china, try to use a web proxy~!

=D

[YamieCazamieMeow]

haha Nice...

[lilmo695]

wen i went to shanghai for the first time...me nd some of my kung fu club guys..we went into this van thing and..OMFG!! the driver went crazyyy!! and it felt like the vans about flip anytime! aaaahhh!!

but still..i miss shanghai..

[jason3319]

Nice vid :)

[BlackFlame619]

Fun! lmao.

[Silverclaim]

Lol. Yay welcome back. :] Asian drivers ftw. xD

[XshadowXartistX]

i kinda like the sound lag

[cinny108]

i know right T__T

i lived in china this year, and everything was blocked X__x

so annoying...

[JuliaNaomi96]

i missed you so muchez *big hugez*

[mrpr1ngles]

its real...they blocked fb, twitter, youtube in china

[littleaznme]

hahah yea tru that!! lol

mine too!! ^__^

[amberloves01]

haha ur welcome.....love watchin ur videos!

[WxinW]

when i tried to go on youtube in china, it went on youkool or some site, itz like the chinese youtube -.-

haha u gotta b fearless to drive in china

ppl dont wear seatbelts, (no law saying u must)

no driving age ^_^

[K66lilaznbro]

YAAAY I MISSED YOU

you're speaking skills are still intact

ready for more key club stuff yay

[skoolie101]

(: drivings all the same in Asia.

[Jamnatiion]

LOL

[Kstylistic]

proxy? =]

ahaha.

[Kotkagotka]

I guess it is kinda Daniel, haha ;D Well, people have to get to you in one way or another ;D

But that was interesting, still, it sucks to hear that stuff O_o

Ps. Loving ur clothes! ;D

[seafoodmarket]

your back yay so happy

[IamMauricioo]

glad ur making vids again.

[amesexy1234]

omg u look emo

[Asianboysiam]

ya! that's how it was in thailand too XD the lines are really there for decoration..it's pretty much all of asia...-_- and you're probably not going to make it through the airport security XD

[SilverSinspawn]

Yeah,thank shim you have so many subscirbers,thats why i subscribed~

[Randomguyization]

haha me too

[jeremylovesfunny]

Where in China are you staying?

[jeremylovesfunny]

中国 isn't that bad...

[hyphyazn510]

dam you must be rich you got a house in china

[LoveBearXD]

when i'm is china i could get on youtube, facebook and alot of things i think is just because of where u are in china.

[LoveBearXD]

china have alot of fun places.

i don't really like hong kong cuz the smell is bad and the house is small but some is kinda big anyway.

i like the big shop it have ac so i could go there if i don't have ac at home but is not that hot cuz is a very small house anyway.

[komono3amyhanako]

u look like a mi of chinese and thai lol just saying

[AzNxX22]

they can drive, they just can't follow rules, the taxi drivers have so much skill! oh and the streetlights are for decor too and cars come and go on both sides of the road its quite amazing tht accidents actually occur more in America....

[seifer93]

Finally you're back! Yeah, I'm going in to Junior year now so I'm probably going to be just as busy as you were.

[LizardlyLiz]

haha good job

[ilovegreyskies]

omg i LOVE this video.

[babychungers]

when i was in china i could get onto all the sites ^^

[Randomguyization]

who the heck is daniel???

[Jamisterzz]

ShimmyCocoPuffsss

[seifer93]

I'm pretty sure its shimmycocopuffsss

[Christy3248]

haha go to hong kong if you want to go on youtube lol! but the driving is like crazier there at times..

[xoxCharlenexox]

haha not all the time, i'm from hong kong, and when i went to mainland china, this taxi driver almost drove into me...they could careless about the pedestrians.

[aznrcool1]

u think china driving is crazy go to vietnam its more crazy there r stop sign viets dont even care they go thru red light lol so did i :)

[tsumaku]

ahaha i noo if your in the backk of a croud of ppl in a red light honkk and theyll just goo off like crazyy

[Breakdance159]

HAHA true that

[tigertank06]

yeah, that's government run media for you. too bad you didn't go to hong kong, stuff works there.

[iLubDrugsx3]

ahah. I just came back from China/HK like a few hours ago...

&, OH MY GOODNESS, I agree with you on everything.

Facebook, YouTube, and all that stuff works in HK though. ;o

[DVB77]

lol this was good =D

[pumpkingoth]

omg dude... its been forever since youve made a vid! i hope you get back into it again! love yer stufffff

[RoyalLvFLiP]

1337 views lmao xD

[amyandamandashow]

lol, fred voice. :P

[kuchiki07]

you sound kinda sick

[sweetweni]

I totally agree with you!! I went to China I can't go on Youtube nor Facebook, wth! But I agree with ya, China is still a fun country. And I gotta love cuz it's my motherland :P

[coasterfreak92394]

ILOVEYOU:]

[xRainbowCrayons]

"Yo China... That just makes everything worse..

Duh."

Lmfao. xD

x

[asianjeannie]

i loved the last part, haha

I went to China last year... They drive so fast, and I never really saw any wrecks or anything!!

I got to go on Facebook in China, haha :)

What part of China did you go to? I went to the Guandong region, Hong Kong, and all that, haha.

[cinny108]

last year facebook still wasn't blocked.

china blocked facebook recently

[Chanaii]

yay :D iSAYREY is back. T__T

and freakin funny as ever. xD

[SpiKyAZn99]

Now following you on twitter :D

[winniele710]

lol. im vietnamese and the gov doesnt block facebook or anything there

[kiddvi]

isnt there a chinese youtube XD?

[APlayaProduction]

i like your smile ... after you said go to hell ....

[kiddvi]

me too LOL

[Bloo2u]

am i lagging or are ur lips not syncing with ur words?

[black5asian]

lololol

[jasontsung]

ur lagging

[MrAnimeFreak777]

China did it so they can control the citizens

News spread around like wildfire on twitter especially. Twitter was before any news company

[endoduken]

your back :D yay!!!

you dun have malaria do you??? cuz thats how i looked when i caught it....over.....there Dx

[cutemichao]

you're back ! [:

[asiangirlxtreme]

TRUE, TRUE :D hahaha (: love this video xD

[klutszxp]

LOL

you're hilarious :D

[TheSinfulChild]

Hillary, did u just say Pho at 1:34. OMG IM HUNGRY NOW. its my favorite fewd!!! Anyways nice to hear from yew again.

[dangbee]

she said duh.

[WillTheMaster]

hahaha i like the way you refer to china as your "motherland" despite being blocked on youtube as part of a bumdeal. by the way since when did we refer adult sized bicycles n tricycles as cars? LOLZ

[crayonstik]

your chinese...

i love you more now

[Krinklesx3]

coool :P having fun in china i guess.... XDDD where abouts are u in china?

The driving there in china pwns! XD love the taxis

[FinalFantasyNippon3]

Haha xD

[poeticromance]

thye blocked all that? it worked for me... i got back like 2 days ago... lol. and i love the driving there. and yes, we are amazing drivers. you try parking within a centimeter of the car in front and hte car in back without touching either in one swift move in a 40 km/h zone without disrupting rush hour traffic you whiteys =]

[aznhearts39]

LOL wats the song in the background?

and how do you get that sound at the end? like the sound effects to your voice?

[Myeongx3]

the song is starstruck by lady gaga

[rezray]

hahaha shes a hermaphrodite

[SolarxWind]

you speed it up

[annonymousaznkid]

hahah i like the last part xD

[Scidadle]

Also, I love your smile

[Scidadle]

This is kinda late...

Summers almost over for me :3

[xchrisliax]

ni neng shuo zhong wen ma?

[blurbieee]

actually if u go to hong kong you get on youtube ^_^

what part of china r u visiting

[blurbieee]

China likes to block everything censorship at its best haha

[soccersamurai7698]

Also there's barely any crosswalks there & everybody jaywalks like there's no tomorrow.

Ohh how we love the PRC. xD

[longshanlung]

democracy?

[bigpapa181]

Isn't communism grand?