Katalyst HQ: Ashtons Pet Turkey

[JackieJennie]

HURRAY FOR TURKEYS AND TURKEYS OWNERS! :D I have a pet turkey and he's the sweetest thing you've ever met

[bubbleboo778]

lol, "how would you feel if you walked in here and i was eating your sister?" priceless!

[PurpleHazeHippie]

lol!

[natwolffandalexlover]

wow...can you say product placement?

[alb127]

1:55 lmao "how would you feel if you walked in here and I was eating your sister???" id be all like save me some dark meat, gonna have me an ass sandwich later!!!

[defton24]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA EAT THE SISTER!!!

[inthebranches]

"how would you feel if i ate your sister?"

lawl.

[TheTrishhhaa]

LMAO thats hilarious!!

[MrGregorio1974]

Oh it doesnt bother me...I will beef that little sucker up and she will be on my plate by next month...mmm.

[phatboi148]

are you guys freakin' sponsored by hot pockets to telepathically send us subliminal messages to go off and buy some of their product?

...it's working D:

[willluvsthe411]

WILLLUVSTHE411 HERE ON YOUTUBE!!!

[pimp8686]

0:40 she went threw her period AHAHAHAH

[irkabyrka]

haha!

don't eat, it may be her sister! :DDD

[jkellzer]

yawn. common ashton you can do better.

*thinks back to the good ol' 70s show when Kelsoe would be dunking the basketball by himself*

[FLAnine]

LOL!! "only Ashton.." hah seriously wth, i love this

[Wunderburn]

its gonna get mad turkey disease!!!! funny ass shit!

[monicasky1225]

lol, cute turkey

[cinnamon877]

hahaha 1:34

[RappyMcRapperson]

Awesome!

[crazygnome420]

would have been way funnier if ashton would have butchered the damn thing at the end, turkey is soo good, i cant wait till tomorrow, and to the retard that said meat causes cancer, ur a fucking duche, meat does not cause cancer

[Raxilla]

The part with the roast chicken reminds me of the ending of Hannibal.

[alicemarieee]

hahaa ashtonn(:

[trinigyal772]

lol wow ahston wtf lol

[vinnybk1017]

how would you feel if you walk in here and im eatin your sister.LMFAO

[taryn32395]

haha peta to me stands for people eating tasty animals. lol That was so funny. "I'm going to eat it still and enjoy it more." haha yeah.

[Adrenailine]

As far as pets go, turkeys are just like cats and dogs. It sucks that everyone in the office seemed so far removed from the idea of even being near a turkey.

[Freebord007]

Meat gives you cancer....

[NonCommunityChannel]

Your mom gave you STDs....

[RyvertDy]

holy shit r those hot pocket pizzas thing real? cuz i want some.

[norfphillyjawn]

fucking white dickheadz

[ArizonaInfo]

1. Holy shit he works with Liz lemon

2. My sister is fine with Ashton eating her and frankly he can eat me too.

3. Sorry for anyone I offended. . I'm full of holiday Cheer "alcohol".

4. I am glad I don't work with Ashton because I would never get ANY work done, major distraction "yummy".

5. Oh did anyone see the PUNK'd where he played a prank on Seth Greene best one Eva !

6. Ok back to more holiday cheer

7. oh and if your in AZ add meeeeeee :)

OXOXO

[chunkymonkeygod]

i love how the girl at the end is like im gunna eat it still , and enjoy it even more. XD !!!!!!!!!

[ratolo]

PETA

[ummidontknow12]

"How wouuld you feel if you walked in and I was eating yr sister ?!"

[chunkymonkeygod]

Nice....

[xxacullenx]

LMFAO, I was high when i watched that.

FUCKING HALARIOUS MAN!! HAHHAHAHAH

[andaykay765]

"your going to give him mad turkey disease" LMFAO ahaahah

[ZombiesAteMaya]

"You don't need to look at the wall..."

LAWL.

[soccerpringles]

Lmao

Through the whole video I was trying to figure out why I wouldn't eat a turkey ^.^

:D

[HavinFun805]

omg dude so was i!!!

[Munksferd99]

how would you feel, if i was in here, eating your sister lmao

[l00lie999]

3:13 hahahha. x)

[ILYJohnMorrison]

LMFAO!

[jalneus]

Nothing can come between the bound of a man..... and a turkey.

[wildmage97]

I'm gonna eat it and enjoy it even more! LOL!!!!

[JustDontAskOkay]

Lol! 'I'm gonna eat it and enjoy it even more!'

[HIGHJINXFILMZ]

this is dumb...

[blueyedtgrr]

1:21 = best part of my night hahahahhahha

[knsummers]

wow, America, we really don't appreciate how easy our lives are do we?

[orange50]

what does his sister look like?

[missjdepp111892]

AHAHAH How would you feel, if you walk in here and im eating your sister.. lol

didnt sound quite right.. haha :DD

ashton your hilariousss!

<33

[sambb19898]

hahaha lol this is hilarious!

[Ron2Weasley]

"im officially not eating turkey this thanksgiving"

"im gonna eat it and enjoy it even moree" lmao

[BoricuaLuna83]

1:57 How would you feel if you walked in here & im eatin ur sister?...LMAO!

That didnt sound right Ash lol!

[blueyedtgrr]

haahahhahaha xD agreeeeed

[blueyedtgrr]

you know what, it kind of sounds like a raptor frmo Jurassic Park hahaha

[Patriculus1989]

That's hilarious! So funny

[HelloThereEmily]

The guy at the end has some nice legs. Just saying.

[segr3do]

1:56 "How would you feel, if you walk in here and im eating your sister?" LOL..

Well ... if the sister is GOOD.. why not??? LOL...

[sydneydyrdek3]

HAAA\

:D

[wealthyboomer]

"How would you feel if I walked in and was eating your sister"? I'd say, make sure you both shower afterward! :)

[MisterDoodyHead]

ashton,

PLEASE stop TRYING to be funny. thanks!

love,

MisterDoodyHead

[bad50chic]

Haha...you guys have a lot of time on your hands!

[emmasophiekarly]

''IT POOPED'' hahahaha! i will be telling that to everyone!

[Riverbear31]

Please dont eat that turkey ashton!

[ce9217]

This is pretty funny... I can't believe he fed the turkey some turkey tho!! LOL!

[SimmersProductions]

Like I said...Only Ashton xD

[alyssongt]

LEgal!

[rippleymax]

That is soooo funny only

Ashley could come up with that idea and get away with it....

[DianaET38]

LOL my hispanic self + my hispanic family don't eat turkey for thanksgiving ANYWAY lol.....this year is gonna be grilled meat lmao!

Yeap that's our spirit LOL

[mxaxnxo]

303 from twitter

[ashleyxcatastrophy]

LOL

you would get a pet turkey....

hahahaha

-ashley groff

[ashleybieberx3]

hahahhah i love this

[TheRoundCircle]

Aw. Glad I'm a vegetarian.

So funny!

[monii98]

O_o that scares me

[ncindy58]

"How would you feel if you walked in and I was eating your sister?" LMAO!

[princessaseel]

LOL "How would you feel if you walked in here, and I'm eatiing your sister?" HAHA

[huatch]

They turkey is doing some cannibalism!!

[polishstar123456]

hahahahahahaha :D

[RandomThoughts15]

yeahhh not enjoying this at all..

[ThaddeusSetla]

That's some funny Shit... Nice work Ashton,

[cammy1989]

Gey.

[RyanSmithLIVE]

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[oTriicko]

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