The Bible: The story so far...

[rifow1]

kl showing god and is very funny



[wokeupthismorning100]

Thanks for saving me years of my life ;)

[gagnashdiak]

Just looking through my favourites. I still keep this, awesome job!

[kalsolarUK]

@gagnashdiak Thanks! I'll have to do another of these type of projects sometime, time consuming but fun.

[lardo444]

the HOLY ghost appeared to me last night, (maybe it was the tooth fairy, I'm not sure it was very dark.) anyway he told me in a deep echoing voice to spread the word of Bob. "Bob?" I said, he said "yes, spread the word of Bob." so I said, "I'm ready, I'm ready." he said "Perfect, now go." then he dissappeared back into the closet. I'm still not sure what he meant.

oh man, thats one goofy ghost.

peace, lardo.

[kalsolarUK]

@lardo444 Praise be to Bob!

[lardo444]

@kalsolarUK Amen brother.

[elitebladesquad]

3:33 hahahahahahhahah

[wordavee]

Having just bought a bible just to see how silly it can be.... I always thought that god chucked Adam and Eve out of the garden for eating the fruit of the tree of knowledge, but it actually says they're thrown out incase they eat of the tree of life, which is also in the garden, which would allow them to become immortal!!??!!

And what's all this "WE" bit in genesis?? I thought there was only one god, or is he schitzophrenic, or is it the royal "we"? Whatever, it's a bit odd!

[Grizli031]

name of the music? thxx!!!

great video hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah­ahahahahahahahha

[KKKrylov]

I just read a book by one Chris Turney, a college professor and admitted evolutionist who claims that they knew about dinosaurs since 17th century. (I didn't think evolutionists even existed in 17th century, but anyway) In fact the guy is so highly revered for his intellectual prowers that Australian taxpayers pay him off to stay out of the job market. So what do you mean they weren't officially discovered until 19th century? Anyway, since dinosaurs are mentioned in the book of Job long ago...

[kalsolarUK]

Undoubtedly all kinds of animal bones were found (including dino bones) well before the 18th Century by all kinds of people...but it wasnt until then that they were officially understood to be what they were named and categorized as such. Thats what I mean by officially. As for the book of Job...its a fairy tale. I it takes quite a leap of faith to all behemoth a dinosaur. The bible had unicorns and fire breathing dragons too.

[KKKrylov]

How can you believe that dinosaurs existed and dragons (at least the non-fire breating variety) didn't - and do it all at the same time? It beats believing that granpa was a monkey! I mean how they were supposed to know that evolutionists would call them 'dinosaurs' 3000 years ago? There were no evolutionists around, they didn't have anyone to ask what they are called in evolutionist lingo

[nadiaTeeze]

anybody see the lady with jesus magically on a sticker on her toilet. freaking priceless. If I remember it was a I love vegas sticker. lol

[birdfish55]

Noahs last birthday cake was visible from space,haha. .I am I supposed to take that literally anyway that someone lived to be 950?With this book,I guess so,haha! Great Video!

[borisbmx]

We should change the name from Bible to Legend of Jahova

[BryanAJParry]

Brilliant stuff, Kal. As per usual, then. Great! :D :D

[Darwinsgift]

I'm not sure how this one slipped by my kalsolar radar for two weeks but it was great! :)

[Nwkm]

BRILLIANT.

Really. ;D

Plus infinity points.

[kalsolarUK]

high praise indeed - thankyou very much!

[DeletedDelusion]

Cool music...

[saxmanchiro]

Sorry, Kal, I have been away from my computer lately and didn't see this vid till now. Excellent, awesome and spot on.

I feel a quote coming on.

" Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored." -A. Huxley

or this one

" To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle." - George Orwell

[reza2468]

cooooooooooollll!!!!!!!!!

[shadeofgold72]

hahaha wicked vid man and ur others are awesome!!

[Squawkerd]

Seeing all the various idiotic things in there in quick succession is a real eye opener, you forget just how idiotic that book really is. Great vid, faved.

[kalsolarUK]

thanks for that!

[MobyDicksWife]

That is the best synopsis of the bible I have ever seen! It is truly amazing how silly things in the bible are when they are removed from the "holy holy" context. I think that is why there is incense in church and the priest speaks in a drone; to put you half asleep so the nonsense just slides on by into your brain without a critical thought to stop it. I do totally love your videos. (Plus great music in this one!)

[kalsolarUK]

thanks! well at least the few days spent pulling out my hair getting it right wasnt in vain. lol.

[athywren]

AAAAGH! DEMOPILLAR!

[legion696]

Bonehead! lol

[kalsolarUK]

lol, yup..but at least you didn't say total bonehead. Phew!

[Paxmax]

Ah, no biggie KalsolarUK, I was going to watch it again just for the fabulos music!

[kalsolarUK]

mucho's gracias

[freethinker3161]

it is satan. lol

[MrKrov]

You absolute and total bonehead.

You're lucky this is a good video.

[garenth1988]

why is he a bonehead?

[kalsolarUK]

lol, the answer is in the description panel.

[Brandt761]

Ahhh...it's a Ronnie James Dio Worm!!!

[kalsolarUK]

damn, you're right it is!

[Brandt761]

hole-y apple, you've been up too long on the big old tree

Oh what's becoming of mee

Ride the fruit truck...

[precosky]

Oh man I can't wait to use the word Pareidolia around the water cooler at work... but I'm afraid of pronouncing it wrong and looking like a fool in the 1 in 10000 chance that someone else there actually knows the word..! Hmm, maybe I'll save it for email discussions.

[kalsolarUK]

yep..just be sure to spell it right...in fact I'd be impressed with any spellchecker that actually knows it!

[HappyApostate]

Hilarious Kal! Speaking of pareidolia, I once saw Pope John Paul II in a PopTart, but I ate it anyway.

[kalsolarUK]

Thanks for the comment! Incidentally, you just taught me a new word. Pareidolia. Thank god..erm I mean thank goodness I didn't use that word in the vid..I'd have certainly spelt that one wrong. lol.

[Brandt761]

as long as it wasn't Benedict XVI...you can get sick from those pop-tarts (I believe it's called sitheritis).

[tricky159]

What's it like being a total bonehead ?

[kalsolarUK]

lol, well I've been one for many years now..I'm getting used to it.

[Eldxale]

I was going to mention the misspelling, but I didn't think you really cared.

[dickmarellan]

I only came to check out the bonus and maybe add a humourous comment.

I've spent quite a lot of my life proof reading TV and video and I hate to do this but there's a "u" in "mouldy".

Unless you're American of course.

I'm feeling generous so still 5 stars despite this basic school boy error.

[kalsolarUK]

you know what - I spent 20 minutes checking out the world moldy - mouldy before posting because I knew some fucker would say it was wrong either way. I was so fucking confused I spent another 10 minutes looking for an alternative. My verdict...fuck it. I've learned a lesson...I won't be doing any more videos that require text to this degree. It's too painful and goddam time consuming and there will always be a damn mistake and loads of people to point the fuckers out. lol.

[mikevalla]

Aw, and I love these videos (of course, the others are good too).

Oh well, easy come, easy go I suppose. All the same, keep it up mate, brilliant Cliff's Notes version of the Bible you've got there.

[kalsolarUK]

lol, well if an appropriate idea works its way into my thoughts - I may well be tempted to do another one at some point. Temptation is a terrible thing. lol.

[ZachValkyrie]

\m/ ¡uɐʇɐs lıɐɥ \m/

[lazymornings]

3 times...thinks is this guy taking the piss...then on remembering I'm a good person I think...yes.;)

I thought the number of the beast was 919......ever heard that?

[kalsolarUK]

919? thats a new one on me. lol.

[precosky]

Awesome parade of Jesuses (Jesi?) hidden in things! And quite fitting that demon has haunted that red onion, I never liked them!

[dreamy2]

hilarious!

[gagnashdiak]

Won't get bored. And thx for the bonus, i think noone showed the neverdying worms before (correct me if I'm wrong).

We'll rate you, don't worry.

Still signing up for the DVD-edition :D

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

Looks more like a holy turd left behind by Jesus.

[CousinoMacul]

Here we go again. ;-)

R. Crumb (the illustrator behind "Fritz The Cat" and "Keep On Trukin'") just came out with an Ilustrated Genesis. If you can get your hands on a copy of the Jume 8th "The New Yorker" magazine, you can read Chapters 1 & 2. Great stuff!

[kalsolarUK]

you spelt "June" wrong (Jume) lol. I'll have to check out that magazine now - see if there's a downloadable version.

[CousinoMacul]

Unfortunately it's behind a firewall (subscription required). :-(

Here's the book on Amazon

tinyurl[DOT]com/me4kmo

Here's a sample illustration

tinyurl[DOT]com/nln5q8

Here's the cover

tinyurl[DOT]com/lgxx8t

[IRONMANAustralia]

Goddamn it Kal, it took me a all day to compose my last response to this video. ;)

[IRONMANAustralia]

Oh wait ... I made a mistake in that response.

Damn it.

Can you take this video down and upload it again so I can correct that response?

[kalsolarUK]

my pleasure...lol.