Tubby Bump Fire

[lynb5656]

Tub tub likes peter!

[PolkaDottedPrincess4]

@lynb5656 lol

[lynb5656]

Is his name tubby?

[PolkaDottedPrincess4]

@lynb5656 Idk?

[mchabsfan]

lol

[HyperWolfEarl]

The bigger they are the faster they shoot!

[thedragonb0y]

Big men come with small guns.

Not in this guy's case...ew.

[mrpaintballdude1]

he was shooting a salad...

[dbc1dc]

@mrpaintballdude1 This should be the top comment!

[mrpaintballdude1]

@dbc1dc THANK YOU

[dstrong1337]

Yall are asshole i hope your mothers get a thyroid problem and blow the fuck up

[t10bravo]

What a fat piece of shit. Enjoy paying for this discusting behimoth low lifes medical bill.

[MotoJB]

Holy Moly! That's one fat bastard! More like "rapid-tub-fire".

[thashogun1]

THATS A HUGE BITCH !!

[CAPcadetsouthworth]

Looks like he gained FAT-HUNDRED pounds!

[ErasableNinja]

his stomach absorbed the recoil. 

[shelby4369]

hmm a left-handed gunman

we don't see many of those

[wijjit222]

This motherfucker IS the obesity problem in america! N i love it.

[corypetedogs]

You r right fat ops

[demonwithasoul]

Call of Duty: Fat ops

[Tubby3307]

:(

[nicksm64]

fat and badass......yeah,he is a american.

[frnksantiago02]

hes fat but thats badass

[evilofdarkness89]

Just look at that fat those rounds won't do a fuck if it was fired at em o_0

[skoobalon]

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, except when the object acted upon is the size of a sperm whale.

[JDMass617]

Burger King Security

[Keiranhillbilly]

What a FAT fucking mess.

[klx110man18]

dont mess with me big mac

[flightoftheunknown]

People as fat as this have no right to live. They should all be executed and rendered into crude oil. If we did this with all the fat people in the USA we could reduce overpopulation and no longer have to rely on the Arab fucks for gasoline.

[bioshockfan1]

@flightoftheunknown It is impossible to turn someone into oil unless you plan on burrying them for millions of years. Your logic is fail. Also, people have the right to be fat if they want to.

[flightoftheunknown]

@bioshockfan1 Machines and technology exist today that can turn virtually anything into crude oil in a day or two. My logic is supreme, and fat fucks like this POS are the failures.

[bioshockfan1]

@flightoftheunknown It's impossibe. If it was possible why would countries be so concerned about getting oil from those 'arab fucks'.

[flightoftheunknown]

@bioshockfan1 Becuase the technology is still young and in development.



[rallyrace1324]

CALL ME FAT ONE MORE TIME

[abaker421421]

hes a member of seal team six pack

[GBPaddling]

They will need to fell some lumber for his coffin...........

[MrSivram28]

Dude lose some weight its not healthy to be obese.

[onsproductionz]

That's actually a barrett 50 cal, he's just fuckin huge

[svenp]

Not tubby. MORBIDLY OBESE.

[Cristkills89]

The Original Trigger Finger! :D

[kaushikdeep99]

Keep it and you will get "8 Pack Abs" soon.. :D

[TheMythHunters]

MCdonalds special forces.

[josa9218]

@TheMythHunters yeah his the boss XD

[cl1pco]

@TheMythHunters I've seen this comment in another video like this..... nice copy.

[TheMythHunters]

@cl1pco You're sad for watching videos with fat guys shooting guns.

[IamPANCAKEdealer]

1. he has a modded pad 2. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

[yusuf587]

im surprised he didnt jiggle more

[Alazkah]

Whoa, a left handed shooter.

[iiHARDscopeZZ]

MOD

[romenpearce]

No steady aim needed for him.

[slayinum]

he looked excited..

[dunnystuff]

it bounced back off his flab every time it recoiled back

[rhcp4565]

I don't think bullets could penetrate his blubber

[H0LYM0LYF00L]

I'm glad I'm not fat...

Just saying...

[SuperTechnoGreen]

That's Hot,

[666Thelonewolf]

bump fire from the tits,thats a first.

[ItsSymptohm]

guys stop cyber bullying im super cereal!!!

[shepboy8]

STAY AWAY FROM MY BURGERS!!!!

[UpcomingJedi]

@shepboy8 Just put mayo on it. Trust me....Fat people do not like mayo on their burgers.

[speedimen312]

you steal his fries he steals your life

[Neximus1337]

They took his fries

He took their lives

[sorrowedpoet]

@Neximus1337 hahahaha

[Neximus1337]

@sorrowedpoet pretty funny wasnt it

[sorrowedpoet]

@Neximus1337 in-fucking-deed, man! one of the best comments I've seen so far

[UnknownProductionsUS]

MOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[needles1987]

That's the weirdest kitchen I've ever seen.

[sorrowedpoet]

@needles1987 Damn it, again???? dont you know any other punchlines? 

[MrCannedgoods1]

i dont need an aimbot for you good sir.

[IAmNotQuickScoper]

so small... I mean the gun

[maherdabum]

This man is a real American. Not only can he master his firearm, he can also defend his refrigerator. God bless him.

[Tunkman77]

super leathal fat guy

[ctet22]

THIS IS HOW WE DO IT, FAT MAFIA STYLE!!!!

[1019129114]

thats pretty gangster

[shadow1058]

Now don't you eat that gun after words

[daniyalisawesome]

Super slow motion (imagine lol)

[SonOfjackass94]

This is why you dont invade america, we have peace and freedom but god dammit dont take away his big mac

[nerfkid16]

Dont fuck with his big mac

[emily111596]

LOL LIKE ALL WAYS CALL OF DUTY FAT OPS

[Unholyythunder]

1, he doesnt need to take a shooting stance, hes so fat. 2 did you see his man tit jiggle? 3 stop eating taco bell, its not even true ground beef.

[SHADOWhawk6697]

he dont need guns he can just sit on ppl duuuu dude thumbs up if that was funny

[Michael03Farrer]

niggas got a modded controller damnit!!

[TheCoop1988]

im so glad i can see my dick

[DeathPurge1987]

''STAY AWAY FROM MAH FUCKIN' COOKIES!''

[iAngelicAlex]

Modded Controllers in real life

[KaminskiJD]

tubby sure did bump fire!

[CreativeHealin]

these comments r awesome hahaha

[Sabocalypse]

boomer with a gun

whats the world of zombies come down to

[gregtrade2008]

thats a heavy weight gunslinger lol

[MrLorenzotrigueros]

i bet his fatass can eat a burger faster then that

[MUSICALGUNNUT45]

Who needs a bullet proof vest.

[flyskater]

Where is the gun? All I see is a fat guy on the video.

[TheQuickster55]

I agree with markthehippy

[markthehippie1]

wow. this big mother fucker needs a bigger gun than that so that it at least look proportional. looks like that gun is a 1/5th scale model compared to his size. no replies acknowledged

[jarus187]

Call of Duty: Fat Ops

[kaushikdeep99]

@jarus187 hahaha.. sometimes d comments r more funnier than the video... :D

oops did i say sometines?? manytimes.. :D

[Cahjik]

Paul Blart mall cop 2: this time it's personal.

[TheSnipexHD]

Respawning in the gym 3...2...1

[redlinkboom]

thats what you get for when you steal my cheeseburger

[DBcommunity]

what yoou are viewing is the sequal to mall cop

[hsvkidusa]

title win!! lmao

[TheBlueManChoo]

Dude must be pro at Time Crisis.

[C815richard]

no need to hold a gun the right way when your fat fuckin body absorbs all the recoil. lose some weight fat fuck!

[cheesyx67]

mcdonalds spec ops

[Madsacre92]

That was not a diet coke?!? YOU RUINED MY DIET BITCH!

[TheDanrox110]

$100 says hes a mobster

[Emaster03]

I fucking love fat people.

[Vlpesd]

Say hello to my little in size compared to me, friend

[Sjamrapper]

thats why you dont make fun of fat people. not only do they bump. they bump FIRE

[CapGunsOnline]

I wish we CapGuns.org could sponsor this guy. Awesome and hilarious video

[JeredFromSubway10]

Soo many diffrent videos of the same poor obese bastard shooting a pistol. lolz.

[Susanin33]

Сука я ржу:) У них в Ираке тоже такие прыгают?

[xDominickx554x]

brazzers

[mikereese529]

he don't need a bulletproof vest you would need a .50 cal to get to any vital organs.

[DustinTJ1]

that's what happens when you try to steel his cheese burger

[CapGunsOnline]

I think his fat finger gets stuck in the trigger guard

[metalgear8871]

@reddotmobster Gabriel Iglesias - Hot and Fluffy :)

[fthrcast]

And if you try to take my Coca-Cola away again - I'll do the same with dual-weild and cap your ass to swiss cheese in seconds flat , skinny man.

[stratobagster]

"i'm angry because i'm fat...and i can't control my food!  now, go make me a turkey pot pie, bitch..."

[warbowgeeks]

DON"T EVER TOUCH MY DAMN FRENCH FRIES AGAIN , BUT NEXT TIME I"LL SIT ON YOU!!!

[IneverJustDie]

Weebles Wobble, BUT THEY DONT FALL DOWN

[DIPPITY5]

what are u going to do with all that junk

[pattayalob]

I'd like him to sit on my face!!

[RackEmPunk]

@pattayalob Why? Are you tired of livin'?

[pattayalob]

@RackEmPunk - I am actually tired of livin' (as you put it) and the thought of all that foul, reeking, faeces encrusted anal orifice suffocating me is a bit of a "turn on".

[RackEmPunk]

@pattayalob Well, you've certainly chosen a highly putrid and aromatically disgusting way to leave the planet, my friend.

[fthrcast]

@pattayalob : If he farted , he'd do the same thing to your nose. LOL - yurr sick !

[chris518ny]

@pattayalob i'd like to shit on youre face while i suck his cum out of his uncircumcised crum filled cock

[pattayalob]

@chris518ny Wow! I'm getting a hard on just thinking about that scenario. By the way there is no "e" in "your" but I suppose you are from the colonies and your (notice, no "e") education is sadly lacking.

[chris518ny]

@pattayalob youre wrong it was a typo..but let me suck that hard cock. im rubbing one out looking through your profile as we speak

[akjojo68]

modded hand just like his controller 4 cod

[mgospeed31]

Someone get this man a reload and a cheeseburger with a side of extra ammo!

[LeBronForTheWin]

@mgospeed31 shit one cheeseburger wont cut it, bring 10

[TheTwwth]

THAT HAPENS IF YOU EAT MY HAMBURGER!!!

[TheTwwth]

That Hapens If You Eat My Hamburger!

[Hannible100]

Lol that guy can not pass a mcdonnalds or a wendys no way

[megasuperskills]

I WOULD HATE TO TRY AND STEAL FOOD FROM THIS GUY

[peterabbit11]

hmm...he shot like..15 shots....extended mags are illegal!

[titans091052]

@peterabbit11 If that's an M9, then the standard mag holds 15 rounds. An extended for that would hold at least 25. And extended mags are actually only illegal in some places.

[Olskoolbeats]

@peterabbit11 With the right licensing and enough money, anything is legal.

[RackEmPunk]

@peterabbit11 Maybe in your area, but not in any of the free states.

[PeteFX1701]

@RackEmPunk no such thing as a free state

[RackEmPunk]

@PeteFX1701 Arizona---probably the most free, along with Vermont.. Want to carry concealed? You don't need to get a permission slip from the government. That's pretty "free" to me.

[noodliepoodlie]

@RackEmPunk but they hate ninjas! they ban nunchukas and shurikans! WTF!

[KingCommando32]

@RackEmPunk

Depending. AZ may be an NFA state. But it's best not to abuse the privilege of firearms. You how the police are. But yeah I bought and walked out of a Big-5 with Mossberg Persuader in 20ga just like that. Good shotgun.

[RackEmPunk]

@KingCommando32 Use em' or lose 'em --- Exercising ANY of your Constitutional rights should never be considered as "abusing" them, at least not by normal people.

[KingCommando32]

@RackEmPunk

Yeah but better safe than sorry. Anything to be a responsible citizen. Yes I support my Constitutional Rights as long as they are active. "The Rights To Bear Arms Shall NOT be Infringed" Because firearms can be used for more than defense or military. Anti-gun activist just don't see the alternative and think that firearms are just mindless killing tools. But remember this: ANYTHING can be used as killing tools. It can ether be your thumb or a ordinarily kitchen knife. even lipstick

[jayharo44]

@RackEmPunk

thats real. pretty wild. out here in cali i think we need a permit for every gun we own

[narutofanstudios1234]

@PeteFX1701 texas you can shoot and kill people that are trespassing on your property. thats free

[TheHEROESdontRUN]

@PeteFX1701 you are an idiot you can have 15 rounds in nevada and other places and if you own a big enough land (ANYWHERE) you can shoot whatever you want.

[shinymarshtop2]

@peterabbit11 do you live in cali or something?

[mikereese529]

@peterabbit11 lol, most composite handguns mags hold 14 or 15 rounds with out extended mags.

[halo9449]

@peterabbit11 Looks like a Beretta 92FS or M9 he's holding. Their stock mags hold 15 rounds (extended mags for Berettas hold anywhere from 17 to 20 rounds).

[ekylable]

@peterabbit11 actually most states that have strict laws allow them, the only thing is that they have to be pre ban (made before 1994). This guy is firing what appears to be a beretta 92 which has many pre ban high cap mags available because of its popularity. Also, this guy is fat.

[KalashnikovKid762]

@peterabbit11 15 shots isn't an extended magazine LOL it is the normal capacity...

[timg555]

@peterabbit11 legal in ohio

[ShaiqNBaiq5464]

@peterabbit11 Alaska is a free carry state. No need for a concealed carry

[ugotsarged1993]

BOOOOOMMMMEEEERRR!!



[Beefdoctor]

That fat fuck could've taken that entire magazine in his penis overhang and walked away . . . . . . Whats been eating gibert grape? . . . . . this colossal cunt!

[Dragpk7]

You want this cookie jar, you're gonna have to go through me.

[felipemercado87]

snorlax gone postal!!!!

[nadasfantopfan]

he says hey mother fucker those my cookies :D

[CoDCrazy007]

where did all my cooki............ (looks at guy) oooooooooooooohhhhhhh

[prunaca]

The easiest way to ruin a beautiful gun!

[thecrowandthehawk]

Mcdonald's security

[KingCommando32]

@thecrowandthehawk

McDonald's private military unit in training camp.

[henryb8780]

@thecrowandthehawk LMAAOO!

[davidmastertkd]

@thecrowandthehawk Burger King Security FTW :)

[thecrowandthehawk]

@davidmastertkd Don't even try son, or I'll show you what McDonald's special forces look like.

[davidmastertkd]

@thecrowandthehawk how they look Like lol u work at b king ?

[thecrowandthehawk]

@davidmastertkd Would you say if I said I was this man?

[davidmastertkd]

@thecrowandthehawk ? i am confuse Lol

[hillikt]

@thecrowandthehawk

you want real McDonalds security...ive got a pic of a group of 18 open carriers(one with an AR) at a mcdonalds in Michigan! now thats what im talkin about

[thecrowandthehawk]

@hillikt I don't suppose you could send me it or link me?

[1stArmyDivision]

@thecrowandthehawk i would love to see that...

[civicmaneg6]

MAFIA STYLE BITCHES!!!!

[ishiodai]

Call of Duty: Fat Ops

[ABANDA69]

@ishiodai ajjajajajjajajajaa excelent

[josh5ps2]

Wings of redemption!

[jdude666666]

whats bump fire?

[GxRATE]

@cdcase16 well said! although the gasoline based car was invented in the 1880's by the germans (Nokolaus Otto- the engine patent, and Karl Benz the vehicle prototype) just a fun fact haha! but ya America only sucks to the people who dont live in it, or don't deserve to.

[iLigfe]

@princess419100 Actually, he's Costa Rican.