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This is about my son. He has back hair like a carpet, a big motorbike, faces his fear of strippers and he is really cheap so the TV for his own house fits. I guess it is about anybody with Scottish ancestors, come to think of it.

perryfan10 1 year ago 2

OMG..ive never heard of this guy i never watch much T.V..hes better then jay leno and david letterman put together..

whtsavai 2 years ago 15

everything this guy does is funny lol.

Dave win's again Jay.

diedahero 2 years ago 9

"HOt oil massage!"

MandyByken 2 years ago 5

How has this guy *NOT* done Monty Python?? Forget the Scottish accent bonus, his personality works great for that kind of humor!

SavageInsight 2 years ago 5

45 in 2007... so he'd be 6 years old when Monty Python debuted.

Abderian 2 years ago 8

I know!!!!

mightybooshisluv 2 years ago 2

I agree with you about the Monty Python thing! I always thought Craig had a similar sense of humor as the Pythons - irreverent, and very different and very funny!! :)

maestro22121 2 years ago

I wondered the same thing, but he's about 10 years younger than the Python group. I wish his show would come on earlier, he's just hilarious! Check out his James Bond audition on youtube!

StarLite9152 2 years ago

God, his smile is gorgeous. I have an obsession with his mouth, which is not healthy. But I'm sure I'm not the only one. ;-)

"Thank you but this is not Married with Children, shut up." XD Had me coughing my juice out.

tw1hart 2 years ago 17

I started coughing, I was laughing so hard XD

duhastmesh94 2 years ago 5

I like how the CBS dude that has to do the descriptions for the youtube videos doesn't know the plural of crisis

... it's crises :P

ANOTHERify 2 years ago 12

Ive never heard about this show before or the host, damn this is good!

eatshishkebabanddie 2 years ago 14

"field of mystery"

omg lmao!!!

BlindMansEye 2 years ago 18

This has been flagged as spam show

Anyone wants to pinch my nipples hard?

fastsexfinder(dot)(com)

enticingSara82 2 years ago

This has been flagged as spam show

ladies, I have back-hair so if you know what is good for you, you will call me

hectorleon87 3 years ago

This has been flagged as spam show

he looks like al pacino dont you reckon?

ChronicCommentator 4 years ago

craig ferguson is hot

lrymi 4 years ago 161

good for one free massage

camellightscab 4 years ago 23

lol "uh no craig, back then people didn't have genitals"

irecyclemen 4 years ago 99

"Back then there was just a smooth area. It was known as the Field of Mystery!"

BWAHAHAHA!

METROGNOME57 1 year ago 3

haha his voice adds to the humor

alostwolf 4 years ago 37

i think this is his funniest yet

tru7hs 4 years ago 13

awesome , i love this show

SawYeR2626 4 years ago 14

i love that show

cartarmar 4 years ago 10

Classic!

DarepaSnasty 4 years ago

Man, I would totally hit. ^_^ How much more hilarious could he get? I adore him. *nodnod*

GlorifiedCarnage 4 years ago 5

lol

193614 4 years ago

lol

happy bday to craig

zonkov88 4 years ago 3

"I've consultated my lawyer...." LOL!!!!!

szhooper 4 years ago 3

LOL OMG!

Lynn15 4 years ago

I miss Kilborn =(

Wyndowlies 4 years ago

i don't miss kilborn =)

deathofpoptart 4 years ago 43

he is genious

youwillbekilledbyme 4 years ago

fun...fly a plane to face ur fear.. O.O"

aswolf 4 years ago

the onyl thing that changes about us is the size of our pants. lol

walnut85 4 years ago

-he's kinda cute

alohaxo 4 years ago 2

lmao just a smooth area!

pimpizzle2 4 years ago

C.C.C.R.R.A.A.I.I.G.G

ispyaspy 4 years ago

my god, I love Craig.

funkeemunky 4 years ago

ive never heard of this guy, hes so funny! is he big in america? good to see some brits doing well!

anna315 4 years ago

How many of you didn't think he was going to say "pants" xD

Jonias7 4 years ago 4

lol.

PowerSlouch 4 years ago

lol!!!! field of mystery

jcb82 4 years ago

We share a birthday, Craig! You make my days a little brighter...hope your birthday was terrific!

deniejean 4 years ago

FUNNY!

rwsmith29456 4 years ago

sweet

MonsterSlayer14 4 years ago

LOL!

azndude3600 4 years ago

Didn't he make a Bad Movie about Hair dressing about 10 years ago? I know his face from somewhere. This is pretty funny stuff. Poor Sod if he started his Mid-life cisis at 5. Its supposed to be 26.

Markdorman 4 years ago

lmao

i do that to my brother and sister too

"oh heres the new supersmash. sure, ill play with you"

kuni112233 4 years ago

scotish?

61862006 4 years ago

funny thought but he should replace david letterman..who is w me?

wolfkiller87 4 years ago

This has been flagged as spam show

Look at 'The Apprentice' videos on my page

DaNi3llll 4 years ago

...BABIES DON'T COME FROM STORKS!?

CoagulatedMilk 4 years ago

Haha!! "just a smooth area" xD

belthos 4 years ago

Pssh strippers aren't scary. Well at least I'm not.

Syzhi 4 years ago

...there was just a smooth area...it was known as the field of mystery!! Hilarious!!

fumanchuchu 4 years ago

well happy birthday craig

cgmsdh 4 years ago

Funny, funny man.

RoryWriter 4 years ago

BRING BACK JERICHO

SzmandaBloom 4 years ago

"thank you, but this is not married with children, shut up".LOL

gh77mq1 4 years ago

cool! very funny!

grobarisback 4 years ago

Woohoo Craig!

crustafarian 4 years ago

He tries TOO hard, and gets no where.

usmanshaq29 4 years ago

i love the way he says massage it's sexy

arrow900 4 years ago

LMAO Love it when he tries to do American accents!

PetiteTabarnaque 4 years ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Mr. Ferguson

catarivera25 4 years ago

Craig is fabulous..

islandsylph 4 years ago

Yes,happy birthdayyyy.

It's true that his sens of humour is attractive,and not just that,many things:-).

lilysanxia 4 years ago 3

!!!!!!!!!! Craig is cool !!!!!!!!

FranksGeckoVideos 4 years ago

Happy Birthday Craig. Hope you had a wonderful day.

AGentlRose 4 years ago

May I explore your field of mystery?

jayjayjay 4 years ago

happy birthday Craig. ^_^

PikachuFanatica 4 years ago

LOL

goldgrapes 4 years ago

he can speak for himself, lawls.. XD

nhlalwenhlezondo 4 years ago

Wow...life with no genitals! Just imagine...how awful...

hyddenchyld 4 years ago

The field of mystery xDDD

Liusila 4 years ago

hahaha this is hilarious

Greenpeniwrite 4 years ago

first

samiio 4 years ago

Lol I 'So you bought a TV for your own house'

LaraCroftsFan 4 years ago

Classic Craig.

igniteice 4 years ago

i love craig. a good sense of humour is so very attractive.

SteelLily 4 years ago

I 100% agree with you, SteelLily! Two thumbs up to you! (And Craig!)

CraigFergusonFanatic 4 years ago

This comment has received too many negative votes show

Yeah, that is exactly why 90% of the women run after guys with muscles and the rest are lesbians. And us guys who have humor has the same chanse of scoring with a lesbian as with any girl who likes humor.

Ichinin 4 years ago

Happy Birthday Craig, hope you had wonderful day!

truthiness25 4 years ago

the field of mystery..lol

itsacatastrophe 4 years ago

Just a smooth area...

apokryltaros 4 years ago

Haha, nice.

ZergeyUnited 4 years ago

Haha Craig is gold.

Intervene 4 years ago

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