HELP!!! HE'S NOT MY DADDY! (1/9/10-311)

[nicamiesaurus]

i hate reading the directions and im a girl but if i get really frustrated ill read it

[angelzTARD]

MT-" Gimmie a watcha doin mom!!"

PT-"WATCHA DOIN MOM STINKY??"

MT "MOM STINKY?!?! OH REALLY?? I'LL SHOW YOU STINKY!!!!! RAWR RAWR RAWR!!! ok i can't reach you.."

OH MOMMYTARD!!! =D BD =P

[thedanicali2]

i am a girl and i hate reading directions to

[TheGrace806]

09:53 is that a cigar???

[TheGrace806]

its the trick of the trade of being a mother???? lol

[josee66]

i hate reading directions..its more fun trying to figure it out on your own

[ThePotatoescangiggle]

I refuse to read the directions too.... But my way for doing this is that if I work on it for a long time without figuring it out/fixing it then I make someone else do it :]

[TalkWithAsh]

@alleykat1999 No, his name is Kevin :)

[zynation]

Why is it that Shay's past vlogs always have inappropriate videos by the side?

[W07fcal]

i love the shaytards

[StardollConfidential]

I hate reading the directions, and I'm a girl(: I mean everything is pretty much self explanatory anyway, so what's the point??

[LaxWasHere]

Cut your beard already!

[fatdevil7]

OK YEAH THE END TOTALLY SCARED ME lol

[MegaCoffebean]

babytard has mommytards forhead and eyes

[Spongesponger]

haha Shay is CRAZY in this vlog! xD

[pieinthesky111]

shay looks like russel from up without his beard.

[lolalovely214]

is she driving with a baby in her car and video taping her

[lbrecyo]

babytards face at 1:04

[lbrecyo]

how many dads has sontard had

[LovMeIfUdare]

The ending kinda scared me...

[Awesomesauce1214]

I absolutely love you guys!

[xx4444xx1]

yeah i'm girl and i hate reading directions 

[oako1001]

this was my birthday

[loser44ify]

Ha ha door closing fail love it

[mattvw55]

damn carlie with bangs!

[MegaCoffebean]

sontard is chuby

[RaHFLUFF]

U have to use squaids in the sentence it's a rule go check out =3 I'm not lyonf

[doitrightnexttime]

Pretty sure its the sugar x]

[1204kiddo]

i have that printer

[xCharlotte1994]

carlie acts as if she is about 13 lmao

[BraindrillWEEDZ]

10:54 LMAOOO!!!

[ridonkeykongulous]

10:33 And that was when PLANKING was born.

[pinkpolkadotted]

i loved the earlier vlogs cuz it was just shay and the familytards..nothing else

[AnnaandJessrthebest]

When mommytard was tlaking to shay and then rapping to princesstard and them dancing to country music and then going "PEW PEW PEW PEW.." and then talking to princesstard and then listening to some more country music and stuff. YA THAT WAS THE BEST PARTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[AnnaandJessrthebest]

ahahaha ! ahahaha ! ahahaha ! SHUT UP .

LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL

[DahMasterDebaters]

i stumbled on this by pure weird chance

lol and its cool

and made me smille

[jazzideath]

@DahMasterDebaters you should watch the 899 other videos 

[MrCarlover34]

shay would be a good cheer leader!

[fashionbeautyAAU]

Mommytards is so hyper :) love it!

[fashionbeautyAAU]

I love mommytards rap. it put a smile on my face.

[angelicamtaylor]

dose shay smoke because if you pause @ 9:54 it looks like a cigerate

[TatianaHeartsMakeup]

@angelicamtaylor its a marker

[angelicamtaylor]

@TatianaHeartsMakeup THAT IS NOT A MARKER !

[ChelseaKristy03]

hahahahahhhaha, babytard's face at 10:03 

[iamnotaperson101]

pause at 2:20 aww!!!!

[tzsinger5]

i loved mommytard's rap!!!

[MarioFan124]

10:50 Lol, fail!

[izmistaalex]

OMG yall craaaayyyyyzzzzzyyyy!!!!!!

[glimmeringirl]

2:40 True Religion jeans = soo cute. Carly is stylin!

[BerninaFan900]

Nice teeth XD

[BettyClaire1]

Notice that someone yells GAVIN in the background and sontard says "what?" at 10:36 hahaha!

[morganlam1]

@BettyClaire1 ok ..most tard fans know there names...but for the ones who dont..dont ruin it!! i have known all there names scince i started watching the vlogs...but look!! im not saying them!!!

[mollyj131]

@morganlam1 i know all there names to

[BettyClaire1]

@morganlam1 i thought it was cute, you dont have to be a bitch. get a life and stop starting shit on youtube. no one cares what you think.

[morganlam1]

@BettyClaire1 there all cute but even shay wants to stop ppl ffrom sayin there names!

[BettyClaire1]

@morganlam1

*they're

*people

*from

*saying

*their

It's not going to ruin the tard thing, its one name, one comment. It'll be okay.

[morganlam1]

@BettyClaire1 seriously imm 11!!! improvement in my txting stage!!

[mollyj131]

@BettyClaire1 the someone who yelled it was princess tard

[Sassygurl712]

@BettyClaire1 ya i think its princesstard

[09videofreak]

10:03 babytards faceXD

[suzanastjepanovic]

LOGAN IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperJerseygirl7]

I never read directions and neither does my mom.

[ThePurplepopPrincess]

Cocaine's gonna kill ur honey dead! Dont do cocaine or shaytards gonna find u... xD LOL :)

[sazzie8101]

10:17 look at babytard

[morganlam1]

@sazzie8101 OMG SCARRY!!!!

[sazzie8101]

10:19 look at babytard

[amateurartist3]

old crow medicine show?

[AutumnSaysRawrr]

Little does Shay know, when RockTard is born, he'll use that printer to send stuff to the Russian Government.

[PurplexGreenxx]

@AutumnSaysRawrr And will not complete the Johnson file on time.

[18shadylane]

I HATE reading the directions too

[DeathThenZombie]

shay has pretty eyes

[yaya888888888]

I hate reading it too, and I'm a girl haha

[MsSecretme101]

I do have a bit bad habits but i'm naver gonna stop having bad habits i think everybody has them i just keep them secret for people i don't know, is that dejunking too???

[tvrule]

I ALWAYS read the directions cause when you waste time trying to figure it out DUH!

[awesomesauce639]

i hate directions too i just look at the picture and make it

[MsSecretme101]

Isn't there some room for a simply always energetic almost nothing needing 12 years old girl???

[ClairesLife]

I wish Mommytard was my mommy!

(:

[MsSecretme101]

@ClairesLife me toooo

[LtNecrowolf1]

"chips" *shows salsa* "and salsa" *shows chips* lmao xD

[CheriS33]

I'm the same way... I HATE reading the directions... blah! If it doesn't come pre-assembled, I have no patience for putting things together. Especially electronics that hate me, anyways! LOL! I'm the same way with the internet... if I can't get to where I want with one click, I won't bother with the site. I Hate googling! And obviously, I'm female.

[bigrockstar2]

princestard looks funny with the big shose

[JEssi529ify]

"Peww pew peewww pew peww"

[juffan]

Babtard is spoiled. She needs to get a job. Some heavy labour will straighten her out

[michelletheseira]

omg mommytard is hyppper

[MsSecretme101]

i don't need anything to behave like you in the beginning mommytard, i wake up like that and i'm still like that when i go to bed!!!!!

[jbenkelman]

Seriously. These guys are so positive and happy. My family resembles them so much, and I am so glad that other people have these videos to watch and mold their families around.

[alliejdee100]

LOL

[SuDbUd99]

I bet Babytard is gonna look like Carly when she is older

[laurenboren94]

9:50 " please be patient im really freaking out!" * shaytard video playing in the background* :/ suuuuuure shay, suuuuure

[fantastico1999]

lol press 3 for " It makes me feel happy!"

[TheSunnyCheese]

Directions suck monkeys

[paloozapoofshhh]

Here i go...And then Shay waving :D...okay I'm leaving...:D

[AndyWatchVideo]

shaytards fans will like the video i made called "Shaytards Street fighter". LOOK IT UP.

[mustapha121]

how many dads has he had?

[nikkebirde]

I HATE reading the directions!!

[jzeman01]

u look nothing like tom cruise

[TheWebkinzMagic]

awww sontard is ooooo niceee

[GumiYummi]

"RAPE! HE'S NOT MY DADDY! HE'S NOT MY DAAAAAAD!"

[brinarose73tale]

"DONT DO COCAINE GUYS YOU WILL DIE!" soooo true!

[BlueNinjaUnicorn]

@brinarose73tale It actually is, One of my close family members died from itt.

[nicole9399]

i am a girl and i hate reading directions i just play with the parts until i can figure the thing out



[iSyrk]

@nicole9399 Okay...

[hamsterRthebest]

WHERE IS THE BEARD?!?!?!

[LuckyDuckie9]

@hamsterRthebest he shaved it... watch older videos... in those he has a REALLY bushy beard

[MsShaytardfan]

some old guy just payed for my donut

[pinkchocolate577]

best rapper ever! haha :)

[theweave2587]

carly is sooooo hott....

want to touch the hiney

[strongyang]

here come the big showwwoooaaa haha

[o0oLilSkwirlo0o]

I'm one of those girls that just hates reading directions. XD I just want to put it together fast, and use it! Directions take time to read, and it seems to stall the process. Lol, though normally sometime during the process of assembling, or figuring our how something works I have to go to the directions. But I hate reading directions! And I love how your mom yells "SHAY!" First, when Logan stabs her food box. Classic!!!!

[thetinnsoldier]

That is ONE HOT MOM!

[venalx3]

Shay looks different

[dango028]

OM freakin' G O.O

this is my first time to see shay without his awesome beard. HE LOOKS AWSOME-er

[EasyCompanyable]

this was my first ever shaytards video, it was just one of those random things i didn't know what it was. Been watching ever since.

[maevee19]

Oh poor grandmatard :( :(

[EpicTrollThatTrolls]

@themtjoy CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

[Hailevaranex]

D.J. Mommy Mac Tard in da hizowse!

[CarterH09]

@EpicTrollThatTrolls Wow..... your name says it all - minus the epic that should be replaced with stupid...

It's a joke by the way for those who have a sense of humour, Shay is a great father and a great guy in general he has raised his kids really well and he has an amazing life that your comment can't ruin. By the way, way to stereotype bro (I'm not american by the way)

[jammer786]

i thought Carly said rape he's not my daddy lol

[814Dani]

@jammer786 she did. why?

[jammer786]

@814Dani no i am just saying that it sounded like thats what she was saying

[hannagarcez]

HAHAHAHA @remixsyde should totaly use that momytard rap in 5:10 ;)

[CrazyCrab142]

I am very much a female and NEVER look at the directions.I just play woth it until I find out how it works

[Rayefire1]

i hate reading drictions too. I am a girl but nine years old......

[TrippySkunk]

lol this made me lol

[LittleSkittle162]

lol @ the ending!

[IanWood91]

mommytard is so funny in this vid haha ! love it

[Kiizhan]

milf

[Cookie4cora2lee]

mommytard your so crazy I love that you went from rapping to some country haha

[Cookie4cora2lee]

I don't read the instructions either my dad does that haha

[smilieys84]

@Cookie4cora2lee same lol

[TheBloodyGuadian]

Go Bengals!

[TwentyFourRoses]

why is mommytard so awesome!? hahahha

[budScheisse]

Wow that Carlie looks like my mom sooo hot next time I get Brest fed probly 2nyt I will think of you carlie your welcome :)

[tassyrox]

I love your dimples !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

[brenduhhize]

mommytard your dads vince crofts huh

[Regina97051226]

Haha shay doesnt have a beard here(:

[Drainx275]

@Regina97051226

o rly?

[copperhead88]

noooo shay shaved his beard again? LOL..... IM DISAPPOINTED

[aheeookillertofu]

your mom reminds me of the mom on Jackass! :) and pretty sure princesstards boots are on the wrong feet at 5:17

[TwentyFourRoses]

@aheeookillertofu they totally are on the wrong feet! lol noticed that too.

[missreaderful]

WHOO RWJ!

[CuteRainy1]

my first shaytard vlog :) oh memories lol

[dalishus09]

10:04 priceless!! lol

[AnumCanDoIt]

you're so sexist, it annoys me.

[Ko0LDude7]

man its like impossible 2 watch shay and not laugh

[jonzee777]

Mommytard has become areally good blogger over the months

[SweeneyToddGal]

Wait... sontard has had more dads?

[kassieton]

Lol I like the part when shay kik out mommytard

[ladycouture911]

cracked uuuup when shay waved thru the little hole. 372 people like coke

[emavix3]

i didnt even realize i was smiling till u started tickling princesstard

[caddog0sugar]

That's the printer I have! We have the same printer, the same kitchen table, what's next???

[PennyCP1]

I hate reading the directions and I'm a girl

[DaLeadBull]

I'm a guy and I always read the directions cus it makes me feel like a pro! YEAH

[LCdunzo]

soon driving while vlogging will be illegal, just like driving on the phone - its so popular now haha 

[jeff4354]

i love the video's... make more

[7164227]

ok go away 08:52 LOL ^_^

[XeresKyle]

Cocaine, no no no no no no I don't do co- cocaine, I mean why would I, I be doing co-, cocaine?! XD

[kol561]

370 ppl do drugs

[brenduhhize]

y was pt screaming for st

[ChrisAlhanouch]

oh your suppose to read the directions i just yell at the box until something happens

[TheChloeMaddison]

Shay you are obnoxious 

[hatleymark]

370 people suck!

[LondonEmma91]

I'm a girl and I don't read instructions :)

[SydAlexa500]

I love grandmatard!!!!

[TehRayman1110]

dat crying scene

[badito1]

lol!!! sontard kicks shay !!

[ItzHer39]

NO BEARD!? NO!!!