Nurturing

[ardvark181]

turns out it was some kid hiding in the closet playing a prank 

[boondockschop30]

that's what i said (if he's still in there he ain't happy) when i saw that mouse in the mouse trap in the movie the jackson 5 the american dream

[Kevn3000]

"you've got to stop tittyin' him"

[jonoilovecars]

Major Payne- 1 Bad guy -0

[TheGotherax]

LMFAO THIS IS MY FAVOURITE PART OF THE WHOLE MOVIE!!! XD

[raerae1985]

" I ain't frigid..."

[007MoMoney]

I LOVE THE WAY TIGER DROPPED HIS TEDDY BEAR AND COVERED HIS EARS. LOL!!!

[kingrico055]

What's your angle, boy?! You plotting on me?!

[koolmoedee95]

I CALL IT NUTURIN!!!

[cooasp12]

LOL I LOVE THIS!!

[Youtubitiano]

He´s in there?

If he´s still there he ain´t happy!

Major Payne for President!

[Youtubitiano]

Major Payne for President

[DESEPTER]

Emily: "and i call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, dictatorial, ego maniacal, frigid, lunatic ASSHOLE!!!!"

Major: "i ain't frigid..."

:)

[cloverman11]

you wanna see nurturin? he in there? pow pow pow pow pow pow!!!!

[xavier1372]

major payne just terminated the bad man with extreme prejudice. awesome. this scene and the little engine that could

[izyproductions]

Man this movie is funny, but God forbid if a kid was in that closet.

[raybarnes1]

@izyproductions LMAO! I know right!!!

[wow2zz]

You plottin on meh?!

[joenathanable]

if he's still in there he aint happy

I don't like affection make you feel all funny!

lol

[joenathanable]

if he's still in there he aint happy!

[alexhortdog95]

LMAO @ 1:12

[balgonboster]

Usmc :D:D Hooah! Major Payne the best fuck the rest!

[princessarrow]

@balgonboster dude hooah is for army XD hoorah is for USMC xD LOL

[franklinnoble]

I really need to get a copy of this movie.

[TenshiKoneko]

I love him so much XD

[Chevypower265]

"....I ain't frigid...."

[Marcell2aG]

How DARE she call him frigid...

[MrHellkid31]

What a crazy Man, but its cool, damn, what i have laughing at this scene

[goolingolie]

i wonder how it would go down with monsters inc?

[goarmy1d]

@goolingolie There would be.......a lot of unhappy monsters.

[zeke1978]

@goolingolie that closet is blacklisted :D

[SSGTcrackerjack]

well i dont like it, make me feel all funny! LOL

[ChrisCa1601]

"If he's still in there, he ain't happy."

[96000r]

shes sexy!

[tolstoy143]

Damn she's hot. Gives me jungle fever...

[Jaliya48]

Very good! I really enjoyed this movie!

[HEIGHTSIXFIVE]

Best line of the movie: "If he still in there, he aint happy."

[left4dead7714]

i aint frigid haha one of my fave movies!!!

[CalabusDabus]

I ain't frigid...

[dtwbtl]

If he's still in there, he ain't happy.

[tawnywawny]

and if hes still in there he aint happy

[boondockschop30]

MAJOR PAYNE JUST TERMINATED THAT BAD MAN WITH EXTREME PRJEDUS! AND IF HE'S STILL IN THERE, HE AINT HAPPY!

thats a clasic line.

[95mmk]

my uncle reminds me so much of major payne he looks like him and everything. hes a major and everything hahaha

[Anvilshock]

@95mmk And everything!

[dave856352]

i love it all  whats ur angle boy !!!! lol

[Kailon791]

if he still in there, he aint happy! LOVE this movie!!

[lemonlimerodz]

he still in there he aint happy

[Thegreatjoker13]

lmfao this is the 2nd funniest part of the movie the 1st was the story of the lil enegine lmfao good ass movie though always a scene to make u laugh

[knownbeforetime]

I heard a story about a father who decided to pretended to wrestle and conquer the monster. The kid wasn't scared of the closet after that.  :D

[wunda9]

you make no sense

[MuDvAyNw]

hahaha full nelson on a little kid

[AVagent007]

GREATEST COMEDY MOVIE EVER

[camarorider67]

thats how how we do it in The Corps

yea theres no such thing as lookin and makin sure

"when in doubt, empty the clip"

[Ragnamune]

"I ain't frigid."

[QueenMJade89]

Lol "What's your angle boy!"

[MrSegmento]

Are u plotting on me???

[3197jack]

if he his in there he ant' happy!!!

[VIC999VIC]

Damn kids....

They will make you lose your edge when you have that kind of military training but when you love them you have to fight to maintain that discipline and love at the same time.

Now that was some nurturing alright. As far as I'm concerned, the kid got the point. :P

[RagingWookiee45]

I Love this part, he shows us how to deal with boogie men in the closet, haveing said that I have figured out that if the boogie man is under the bed you roll a grenade under the bed and as the major put it "If he in there he aint happy"

[jrfoi]

I wish John Cena was in that closet he ruined wwe

[MartialKahn]

\I/ Damn right

[jackandjohnnyfan]

That's what a father has to do when he thinks his daugther's boyfriend is inside the girl's closet.

[nightmaster187]

trust me it sucks if your in ther even if he misses

[GoodwoodAlpha]

And then get charged with murder or attempted murder, depending on whether the boyfriend survives.

[Cartoonsoldier83]

You forgot about older brother's we might do the samething Hell I took my baby sister's boyfriend to the shooting range in Las Vegas and Iwas wearing my Army PT uniform except I used an M-4

[bprincesnsd]

"....and if he in there he ant' happy!"

[magnum9987]

I aint frigid......

[omigoduguys12]

u plottin on mi boy u knoe i culd snap yo neck in 20 diff places

[necros782]

terminated with extreme predjudice.

[scoopztb]

If he still in there he ain't happy! Classic movie.

[SuperRJBros]

thats what my girlfriend sais to me!

0:01

[OECV]

obviosly she has a reson for that and

i hope you take of her very well if you dont

i will find were you are and i tell you im even worst that major payne im serios i have done it before

13 companhia 

MAMA SUME!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperRJBros]

IT WAS A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OECV]

i realy hope that ...

[Galaxieretter]

You aren't worse than Major Payne.

I had a drill instructor who pretty much WAS Major Payne...

You ain't even CLOSE, ass-eyes.

[whataboutvietnam]

this would of been even funnier with a m4 carbine. think about it.

[TheShadowedOne1]

Hey, your right! That would be funnier! You know what else would be funny? A grenade or a bazooka. BOOM!

[whataboutvietnam]

Major payne just terminated the bad man with extreme prejudice! lololol!

[bmc616]

Ha ORlando Brown forgot about this movie he was soo cute

[Trancemaster2052]

Now that's how you take care of monsters in the closet.

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

"If he's still in there, he ain't happy."

[m95eye]

that first part of the video is very familiar to me, thats what my ex used to tellin me XD

[VikingThor1]

What's your angle boy ? you plotting on me ? LOL

[DisposableTormentor]

"Sen-si-tive"

Hahaha

[crzy12346]

He in there? BAM BAM BAM!.......Mr. payne just terminated that monster....and if he still in there, he aint happy. Priceless!!!!

[zangetsumasamune]

Major Payne: "What's your angle boy, your plottin' on me?"

Tiger: "No Sir?"

Major Payne: "Don't you know I could snap your neck in 20 different places?"

[DaDude260]

just like me

[muzikjedi]

LOL one of my fav's!!!

[xorebounder11x]

hes in there...? BAM BAM BAM BAM! if he still in dere he aint happe!

[clipperkid20]

"i could snap your neck in 20 different places"

or or or

"what are you trying to do,are you plotting on me?"

lol

[beethovenperson]

Heh, my boyfriend says he wants to try that sometime. XD Awesome movie.

[jamminjessie]

"YOU PLOTTIN ON ME BOY!" haha

love this movie!

[MaxDarkfist]

i have got to get this movie it's hillarious

[andra984]

lol...i love this movie i wish someone would put the whole thing up here

[JakneeKalay]

You plotting on me...don't you know I can break your neck with 20 different flicks. LMAO classic!

[Metooyew]

wow that was hilarious!!!!!

[boutitboy08]

bra, Karen Parsons is sexy as fuck she'll get-it!

[22quack]

I always had an idea to do that, I don't think my parents ever approved it though

[Mahogany14907]

I aint figid!! LMAO

[FireKnightZombie526]

LOL just pull out your pistol

[MolonLabe84]

someone told me major payne script was based off of a real USMC drill sargeant.

[MolonLabe84]

well not the script, rather the character.

[MAIJORproductions]

Sgt. Johnson?

[megarock81]

Why is it that ppl reapeat what is already been said? It just seems a little stupid to me. I am just saying.

[coolnico225]

whats your angle boy, u plotting on me.

hahahahahaha oh shit that fool crazy hahaha

[DarkAvenger0406]

Wheres your anger boy you plottin on me "NO SIR!!" you know i could snap your neck in 20 different places LLLLLMMMMMMMMAAAAAOOOOO hahahaha

[zeeveace040]

if still in there he ain't happy!

[hamwars123]

is the girl he likes in this hillary from teh fresh prince of bel air?

[iceman2026]

yes

[darkbatreturns654]

lol suspensefull music in back round while he walks up the fuckin stairs

[1ONE5FIVE]

Haha. Trying to give him a hug. Dont you know that I can snap your neck in twenty different places!!!!

[videosrock1983]

0:20, soooooooo hot

[ThyraxMyst]

Thank you Major.. I love you.. *Full Nelson* Whats your angle BOY!?

[fisherman721]

if he's still in there he aint happy. ha ha ha

[HeroOfXanadus]

LMFAO @ END LMFAOOOOO!!!!1

[damodura]

dont u kno i can snap yo neck in twenteh diffrnt places??

[jonnyg1267]

thats the kinda dad i wanna be when i grow up lol

[Chevypower265]

"I ain't frigid" Thats funny.

[cplbullet]

"what's your angle boy you plotting on me?" LMAO

[banjokazzoiegl013]

i couldnt stop laughing after i saw this ^.^

[Marioshrooms]

If my kid ever complains about the boogeyman this is EXACTLY how I'm gonna deal with it. :D

[Fredwin221]

you're right lol

[twistedlover30]

lmao.

hes just showing you affection!

'well i dont like it makes me feel all funny'

lmao.

[StrigonTeam]

it shoude be

well if still in there by time u open that door he'll fall out as bones

[magnum9987]

BOO! YOU SUCK

[StrigonTeam]

BAM BAM BAM BAM

Well,If he is Still in theter he an't happy

[Zastrus]

Don't you know I can snap your neck in 20 different flavors?!

[12mox]

i likE Karyn pArsons..i love her!

[htman14]

he he he

[Sheppard401]

......I ain't frigid lol

[cmsgt8hewett]

you plott'n on me boy!?

[cmak5]

"if hes still in there he aint happy" lololol!!!

[pcjackso007]

boy, you plottin on me?

[TabrisAnobi]

Man...I wish my dad would'v done that for me when i was his age...All he did was tell me "Go to sleep"... -_-

[cutler56]

i didnt realize that it was hillary from fresh prince

[brohouzer]

Thank you! I know I recognized her but I couldn't remember what from... now I do!

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

5 shots later....

"If he's still in there, he ain't happy."

[Mandeh90]

OMG LOVE THAT MOVIE

[Evsean]

HILARY!!!@!!!!!!!!!##

[Fmafan82]

rofl

major payne just teminated that bad man with extreme prejudice

[Thrills2010]

and if he's still there...he aint happy!

[CarboyX]

Now the Terminator means nothing lol!

[darkbatreturns654]

major panye can whoop the terminator alls he have to to is insult him and he will start crying lol

[RFEM520]

wouldn't it been fucked up if it turned out the boogieman was a prank by one of the kids, and that same kid was in the closet when payne shot it.

[warfandude92]

nice!!! rofl

[Fmafan82]

finnally sum 1 put this vid up here my 1 of my favorite part

[cbk117xtc]

".... i aint friged.."

haha lol

[RCDC93]

he killed da bad man wit extreme prejudice XD XD hAha

[camtheman555]

if he still in there he aint happy

rofl

[Zylos2]

ROFL IF HE STILL IN THERE HE AINT HAPPY

[brohouzer]

"If he's still in there, he ain't happy."

ROTFL

[brohouzer]

Too many big words at the beginning.

[grimm187r]

"Whats yo Angle Boy?"

[grimm187r]

"if he still in there, he aint happy"

XD

[Lensk15]

"I aint frigid..."

lol

[Metalman725]

im gonna terminate you with extreme prejudice

[prettyangel1309]

At the beggining Major Payne had told her to pop her stuff into his mouth

[AirDeidon]

Lol I Like your discreption And My NIGHTMARE is FINALLY dead! XD.... Now i can Sleep!!

[rlsmoot]

that bad man is dead x_x

[Shadow155]

"Extreme perjudice!"

[emandarwkcab]

Five shots! O_O

The bad man is sure to be dead.

[dragonking5489]

use bazooka :D

[ZEEZ142]

This movie was Golden mate.

[screamyx]

please tell me where can i download major payne

[screamyx]

please tell me where can i download major payne

[singuy1]

if he still in there he ain't happy!!!

[kawsarh]

if u hav the tape go back to where the boys first go to the house of payne and then after when he says go find a bed, tiger asks major payne y cant i stay here?? " coz i sed no terd"

LOLOL

[bballplayer927]

major payne: whats yo angle boy?!?! you plottin on me?!?!?

tiger: no sir.

major payne: don't u know i can snap yo neck in 20 different places.

[kawsarh]

i like the part where it sez Y DONT YOU

POP YO TITTY OUT HIS MOUTH AND STOP BABYING HIM!

[mzsexytaurus]

orlando was cute wen he was little

[holymasterchief]

He's in there? BAM!BAM!BAM!BAM! If he still in there he ain't happy.

[diedke00]

hey i had that teadybear to when i was young

[ooj4m3soo]

Haha, I cant wait to this scene wtih my kid when he tells me there is a monster only it might not be a pistol maybe shotgun

[EminemFan202]

Major Payne just terminated that bad man with extreme prejudice and if he still in there he aint happy!-> LOL!

[holymasterchief]

I can't believe that little kid is Orlando Brown