Snooki looks like a human scoop of cheeze flavored mashed potatoes. Whoever decided to put that skank in the Three Stooges movie should be shot. I am sick of seeing these drunk, orange slutty trolls everywhere.
as if patton oswalts fat ass and adam carollas narcassistic need to have an opinion broadcasted all over the place is a much better example of humanity.
Patton has the greatest laugh. I managed to make him laugh his ass off at a show in D.C. a few years ago after I humiliated a heckler and it was one of the proudest moments of my life. :)
I'd watch Celebrity Crematorium. Imagine the pretty colors you'd see as bodies full of alcohol and drugs were torched. They could set up a mass spectrometer with the oven and show us what illicit compounds were in their bodies at the time of death.
The irony about Snooki is that as a model guido, she's a complete fraud. She's from South America and was adopted by a guido family.
They are right about the culture but I think that it will come back again slowly.These shows have been repeating and there's not much more you can do with it.Housewives, holy shit.
Reality TV fills a basic need found in every society in history: some class/caste/demographic that almost everyone can look to and think "...at least I'm not one of *them!!*" But, in ways that recognize changes in social norms. To whit: you can't just go to North Joy - zee with a camera and film the local guidos, goombahs, and bimbos acting in ways that validate all the worst stereotypes about so they can be mocked; polite society would frown, ruining the pretension. But if they volunteer...
Never watched Jersey Shore, but saw Snooki on one of the late night shows, I forget which one... so I was like, "OK, let see what this chick is all about." It was just her talking about how she likes to get drunk and then this one time she got drunk, and what she likes to get drunk on. I know reality TV is absolutely moronic, but is the show just orange people getting drunk and fighting? How can people be entertained by such garbage?
I finally got my own show in CBS that's coming out in 94' (crowd cheers) it's not a talk show, thank God, thank Allah thank Krishna! it's not a talk show... it's a half hour weekly show called lets hunt and kill *every fucking human that toom part in destroying westren society+culture* very self explantory. And we will be back in 95 with lets hunt and kill the Kardashians.
@YouCube7 I can't even fathom what Bill Hicks would say about pop culture these days, much less what he would have had to say about the George W years
@pansatyrson O'Reilly is a douchebag, but at least he is somewhat educated. He is at his best when he has John Stewart on his show. Two educated men, totally opposite belief systems, but their conversations are always mutually respectable and educational. That's good TV, and everyone can learn something. Jersey Shore is like masturbating over your neighbor's wife--sometimes it feels good, but it's a waste of time.
Sad that this entertaining discussion involving 2 genuinely intellectual yet simultaneously funny talented comics such as Corolla and Oswalt only received a little over 52,000 views while the very morons such as Snooki that they speak out against get upwards of 53,000,000 views (or probably way more).
I think dickhole Dane Cook is up to 530,000,000,000 by now.. ripping off Louis CK and making spastic movements really pays off. ;/
The new world order is one that goes to the geek tent at the carnival before it checks out the jugglers, acrobats, and trapeze artists. Because the wino sleeping in his own feces and biting the heads off chickens is more "entertaining" than artists who have actually developed a skill.
"there's some weird, hunched over slut living under a mountain like gollum waiting for snooki to drink herself onto a dr. drew show waiting to take her place" hahahaha omfg i seriously almost choked to death on my own saliva from that!
This 'new world order' is truly hideous. I don't WANT to know how far it'll all go in fifty years. I suppose I could just jump ahead and watch "Idiocracy" one more time. ;-)
Great, now I'll have to schedule in about 10 Terrence McKenna videos and 5 or so replays of ROYGBIV by BoC to clean the fail of mainstream pop culture out of my brain tonight.
It's not 'us' (you and me) that make celebrities out of these retards by tuning in to their shitty reality shows, but dumb teenage girls, who generally like shit shows and shit music, they are responsible for most of the retardation of society.
The Jersey Shore is the epitome of what's wrong with this country. It's makes Americans and people from Jersey look like fucking morons, and famous people from Jersey like Springsteen, Kevin Smith and all three of The Fugees are being overshadowed by this ass-hole douchebags. Frank Sinatra (Also from Jersey) is rolling over in his grave.
There was an organization for Italian Americans that pitched a fit (rightly so) when they were getting ready to put Jersey Shore on TV. They claimed it would do more damage to reputation than organized crime... and they were right.
reality tv is just the proverbial big cock going into americas dry, tight,asshole. its heartbreaking that single level/minded people like larry the cable guy over patton oswalt or bill burr, they like glenn beck over jon stewart, and lady gaga over any remotely talented musician/songwriter.
@anomuious96789 thats alot more admirable, shes one of the major contributors to the 'in one ear out the other' music but shes making millions just to prove a point
My favourite was the guy with all his arms and legs amputated doing UFC fighting. Who wants to watch that ? Who wants to be the guy who kicks his ass ? Good luck to him and all but what is going on in a country that wants to watch that ? Reality show garbage wouldn't be on the telly if idiots didn't watch it. I stopped watching Big Brother in 2002 or 2003 when a girl was persuaded to strip naked. She was so gullible and I felt guilty watching it. Haven't watched reality TV since. Happier for it.
@pretorious700 Damn skippy! As a huge "Bull" nerd, myself, Patton's comedy really speaks to me. (I literally almost made myself physically ill laughing at his Alvin and the Chipmunks Xmas album bit.)
The "Crematorium" isn't that far fetched. I just saw a commercial for a reality show about a maternity wing in a hospital. Now we can watch uninteresting, untalented douchebags from the moment of birth to the moment of death.
@PhillipThunderGrunge no, society has gone down the shithole when Kim Kardashian gets famous for fucking on camera. and then her sisters get famous. let me explain this. her sisters got famous by standing next to someone who got famous for absolutely nothing. fuck pop culture.
@napalmdeathfan13591 I'm sorry, but I have to take issue with your remark... a sewer is a useful thing. a sewer is there to make the poo water go away. at the end of the day, you can say to yourself 'the sewer may be smelly, but I'd literally be up poo creek without a paddle if it wasn't there'.
people like snooki (lack of capitalisation intentional) serve no useful purpose in modern society, they are detritus that exists solely for its own ends as a hallmark of a declining decadent society
Culture is a sewer. And more often than not, especially in today's world of instant communication and satisfaction, anything that's popular... probably sucks.
Society has been going downhill, and I realized it today listening to David Bowie and thinking "Goddamn. This man's best selling album was fucking "LETS DANCE", the worst thing he has ever put out."
The stupid remain stupid, and procreate like rabbits while the intelligent brood all day and think "where did the good and the spirit go?"
We need a holocaust for the wretched and incompetent in this country.
@mrfudgeyhead i think Joe Rogan said it best when he said "the stupid people are out-fucking the smart people. and someday, there'll be no one left to fix all the shit. one day you'll be at home and your power will go out. and there'll be no one left that knows how to turn it back on."
For those who don't want to listen to the whole clip: Somehow they decided that a show about people in New Jersey is proof that Southerners are uneducated and stupid. That's when I stopped listening.
@RentAnEducation6:59 - 7:25 listen to it again. obviously you are from a southern state because you took offense to it and thus presenting the fact that you are a dumb southerner someone would like to film. they you were talking about people's want to film them being gross as you hear patton say at the end of the clip i typed. dumb fuck, use your brain to follow the line of logic they are discussing. for your sake, i hope all the south isn't like your dumb head.
@RentAnEducation Yeah dude, listen again, he said it was crappy and stereotypical. He even said, and I quote, "I don't know why I gave that poor guy a souther accent."
"some lumpy hunched over slut will take her place.." Sad, funny and true. However, through the decay of the dying arts many beautiful flowers shall grow. Use the sludge that we are bombarded with as inspiration.
I was unable to even laugh at this program. It's more saddening than funny. Reality TV feeds on the 'watch the head roll down the hill' mentality where the typical viewer is seemingly unable to turn away from whatever piece of trash is thrown at them.
Patton, we're outnumbered. Do you realize that there is a significant percentage of the population that finds guests like Snooki to be entertaining. Frankly speaking, I am quite aware that if television were tailored to meet my needs, almost no one would tune in and the broadcasting corporations would go bankrupt.
snookie is an ugly dumb slut that would be doing porn if she was' nt on a reality show, why are we paying high cable bills when all that is cranked out is these fucking stupid, useless reality shows done by people who don't want to get a job, so they get on tv and get their fucking 15 minutes of fucking fame
I grew up in Jersey and people like the Jersey Shore crew were always one of the worst things about living there. Guidos are a New Jersey in-joke that has been given a national showcase. Truly frightening.
@ttaz4dqm - i also grew up in NJ. And yes, what a lot of people don't realize is that Jersey Shore is just documenting the brain-punching insanity that's in NJ all the time.
You pay extreme attention to detail, hu? I bet you are one of the youngest of your siblings if not an only child, hmmm. Homo tendencies much? You cried a lot as a child when you didn't get your way. A bit narcissistic. You are the very product of reality tv.
@kdixon7783B, I blame MTV for selling out music and shoving "reality" shows down our throats. Jersey Shore, the Hills, Teen Mom, 16 and Pregnant and all the other bullshit shows MTV air now.
patton is so fucking intelligent, that's what makes him the best comedian ever.
zacharywebber89 4 days ago
Snooki looks like a human scoop of cheeze flavored mashed potatoes. Whoever decided to put that skank in the Three Stooges movie should be shot. I am sick of seeing these drunk, orange slutty trolls everywhere.
mattyrich76 1 week ago
as if patton oswalts fat ass and adam carollas narcassistic need to have an opinion broadcasted all over the place is a much better example of humanity.
joemoe23 1 week ago
@joemoe23 great sentence structure moron.
pretorious700 7 hours ago
@pretorious700 I thought so, thanks.
joemoe23 3 hours ago
This was a great clip. Should get these two talking about problems with our culture more often. Adam and Patton raise my hopes for humanity.
Illjord 1 week ago
Patton has the greatest laugh. I managed to make him laugh his ass off at a show in D.C. a few years ago after I humiliated a heckler and it was one of the proudest moments of my life. :)
bluetextonwhitebg 1 week ago
@bluetextonwhitebg that's awesome! he hates hecklers more than anybody :)
zacharywebber89 4 days ago
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rotolo 2 weeks ago
"Celebrity Crematorium" YES!!!!
jackbox1971 2 weeks ago 5
ahaha... Snooki called a 'lumpy slut' lmfao!
bayushizero 2 weeks ago
I miss "The Love Line" with Adam and Dr. Drew so much...
StigmatiX 1 month ago
Reality-shows are God's way to make us appreciate fiction.
SouthParkBear 1 month ago 12
Oswalt is excellent and makes salient points.
Fuck Adam Carolla.
TheSlySpoonyBard 1 month ago
Earn the urn!
Frequent2001 1 month ago
she doesn't have a GED tho..
Frequent2001 1 month ago
that was awesome
discotraxx6 1 month ago
patton is very well spoken
rockandroll627 1 month ago 3
That was awesome at the end! "Earn the Urn" made me LOL
FatMat426 1 month ago 3
This was priceless, yet realistic comedy.Earn the Urn,wow...
Elfears 2 months ago
I'd watch Celebrity Crematorium. Imagine the pretty colors you'd see as bodies full of alcohol and drugs were torched. They could set up a mass spectrometer with the oven and show us what illicit compounds were in their bodies at the time of death.
The irony about Snooki is that as a model guido, she's a complete fraud. She's from South America and was adopted by a guido family.
ChipArgyle 2 months ago
They are right about the culture but I think that it will come back again slowly.These shows have been repeating and there's not much more you can do with it.Housewives, holy shit.
TheNolo73 2 months ago
I liked patton's points.
Jurane 2 months ago
Reality TV fills a basic need found in every society in history: some class/caste/demographic that almost everyone can look to and think "...at least I'm not one of *them!!*" But, in ways that recognize changes in social norms. To whit: you can't just go to North Joy - zee with a camera and film the local guidos, goombahs, and bimbos acting in ways that validate all the worst stereotypes about so they can be mocked; polite society would frown, ruining the pretension. But if they volunteer...
usergreg1498 2 months ago
someone sounds desperate...
resonantflow 2 months ago
BTW: Patton is for real a genius, for real.
SpaceRitual 2 months ago
Never watched Jersey Shore, but saw Snooki on one of the late night shows, I forget which one... so I was like, "OK, let see what this chick is all about." It was just her talking about how she likes to get drunk and then this one time she got drunk, and what she likes to get drunk on. I know reality TV is absolutely moronic, but is the show just orange people getting drunk and fighting? How can people be entertained by such garbage?
SpaceRitual 2 months ago
@SpaceRitual Based on a college humor skit I saw, yes. This is exactly what this show is about.
TheStrongBadMan 2 months ago
adam corolla needs to get over himself and realize he's very mediocre
aYellowDart 3 months ago
ahh, its so gross
MrBubbaloo 3 months ago
i mathematically watched .000005 hours of reality tv a year outside the soup commentary. what's all this "we" stuff you cynical batards.
iweargoggles2 3 months ago
@clintkantorpresents what you mean by that?
Sw1tchBladeMalone 3 months ago
Adam Carolla complaining about a genre he helped pioneer on Loveline.
wpvSsxgoB 4 months ago
Adam Carolla is the thinking man's Snooki.
meltingwindfarm 4 months ago
@meltingwindfarm Excellent use of the comment bar. Excellent use.
noogetful 4 months ago
patton oswalt is really funny i have to say ^^ i only knew him as the looserguy from "king of queens" so far
happosai27 4 months ago
Adam and Patton make such a great team. Adam's anger and raw energy plus Patton's brain.
2Weatherman2 4 months ago
7 people WOULD put stuff up their butts off-camera for free.
OneVoiceMore 5 months ago 2
Adam is such a whiney prick.
TommYYZ 5 months ago
@slimhor haha, you silly prick. :)
DeeBoiSATCHMO 5 months ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Two low intellect hungover dicks talking dick about their desires of using their dick lack of talent.
Slimhor 5 months ago
@Slimhor Dude, three dicks just came out of your mouth.
OneVoiceMore 5 months ago
LMAO!! Celebrity Crematorium! Now THATS a much needed show!
rush1er 5 months ago
"The anthem of the defeated" just about sums up all the feelings I had on this issue. Thank you Patton.
MaximusDowns 5 months ago
Snookie is not from New Jersey. She just goes there to party. Snookie is from Ulster County, NY.
juanitamoose 5 months ago
@juanitamoose who fucking cares
TheAfrikanchild 5 months ago 10
I finally got my own show in CBS that's coming out in 94' (crowd cheers) it's not a talk show, thank God, thank Allah thank Krishna! it's not a talk show... it's a half hour weekly show called lets hunt and kill *every fucking human that toom part in destroying westren society+culture* very self explantory. And we will be back in 95 with lets hunt and kill the Kardashians.
YouCube7 6 months ago
@YouCube7 I can't even fathom what Bill Hicks would say about pop culture these days, much less what he would have had to say about the George W years
MaximusDowns 5 months ago
@MaximusDowns The same things every one of the people who are against Bush/"reality" TV will say.
YouCube7 5 months ago
@YouCube7 that it's evil?
MaximusDowns 5 months ago
All I hear from people is how terrible reality TV is, but it still gets great ratings. Who is watching this crap?
stopthehatechild 6 months ago
"Jersey Shore", "The Room", "The O'Reilly Factor": WHY DOES AMERICA INSIST ON REWARDING DOUCHEBAGS?!?!?!
pansatyrson 6 months ago 4
@pansatyrson O'Reilly is a douchebag, but at least he is somewhat educated. He is at his best when he has John Stewart on his show. Two educated men, totally opposite belief systems, but their conversations are always mutually respectable and educational. That's good TV, and everyone can learn something. Jersey Shore is like masturbating over your neighbor's wife--sometimes it feels good, but it's a waste of time.
mk41794 6 months ago 3
Hard to believe there was once a time when people didn't know who Snooki is.
wemartin12 6 months ago
Sad that this entertaining discussion involving 2 genuinely intellectual yet simultaneously funny talented comics such as Corolla and Oswalt only received a little over 52,000 views while the very morons such as Snooki that they speak out against get upwards of 53,000,000 views (or probably way more).
I think dickhole Dane Cook is up to 530,000,000,000 by now.. ripping off Louis CK and making spastic movements really pays off. ;/
RevilerRedNigga 6 months ago
The new world order is one that goes to the geek tent at the carnival before it checks out the jugglers, acrobats, and trapeze artists. Because the wino sleeping in his own feces and biting the heads off chickens is more "entertaining" than artists who have actually developed a skill.
mk41794 6 months ago
"there's some weird, hunched over slut living under a mountain like gollum waiting for snooki to drink herself onto a dr. drew show waiting to take her place" hahahaha omfg i seriously almost choked to death on my own saliva from that!
Hilbilly655321 6 months ago
Agreed.
This 'new world order' is truly hideous. I don't WANT to know how far it'll all go in fifty years. I suppose I could just jump ahead and watch "Idiocracy" one more time. ;-)
sebulia1 6 months ago
Great, now I'll have to schedule in about 10 Terrence McKenna videos and 5 or so replays of ROYGBIV by BoC to clean the fail of mainstream pop culture out of my brain tonight.
ShermerIllinois 7 months ago
Wow, I kind of wrote off Adam. Good to hear he talking about the NWO.
TommYYZ 7 months ago
You always wonder who cracks up Patton Oswalt.
saguaroboy 7 months ago
Absolute, diametric opposites in alot of ways but the two funniest guys in America today.
ucla4eva 7 months ago
It's not 'us' (you and me) that make celebrities out of these retards by tuning in to their shitty reality shows, but dumb teenage girls, who generally like shit shows and shit music, they are responsible for most of the retardation of society.
smalllions 7 months ago
thumbs up for calling Snookie just another "lumpy slut" HAHA
Varukah 7 months ago 4
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE A WOK ANYMORE!!!!
CoolerKing37 8 months ago
who the hell is snooki?
Trukkerkeps 8 months ago
Very insightful from Patton, actually.
Wickerbasket 8 months ago
Snooki pressed the dislike button.
jahgol 8 months ago
The Jersey Shore is the epitome of what's wrong with this country. It's makes Americans and people from Jersey look like fucking morons, and famous people from Jersey like Springsteen, Kevin Smith and all three of The Fugees are being overshadowed by this ass-hole douchebags. Frank Sinatra (Also from Jersey) is rolling over in his grave.
Metalfanmusicfan 8 months ago 41
@Metalfanmusicfan
There was an organization for Italian Americans that pitched a fit (rightly so) when they were getting ready to put Jersey Shore on TV. They claimed it would do more damage to reputation than organized crime... and they were right.
KallyJones 1 month ago 3
@Metalfanmusicfan you forgot danzig you tool
kaiserblader1991 1 month ago
@Metalfanmusicfan Too god damned true! That shit, along with The Kuntdashians are what's holding us back from the next step in evolution.
LHP201 1 week ago
I'd say pickles are junk food. It's way to much salt.
beefygoblin 8 months ago
Reality shows suck!!!! Snooki gets paid to appear with no idea what is going on in the world.
redhead5150 9 months ago
reality tv is just the proverbial big cock going into americas dry, tight,asshole. its heartbreaking that single level/minded people like larry the cable guy over patton oswalt or bill burr, they like glenn beck over jon stewart, and lady gaga over any remotely talented musician/songwriter.
djn00nan 9 months ago 6
@djn00nan to be fair Lady Gaga is just a character that Stefani Germanotta made up to prove that music in the 21th century is dead.
anomuious96789 8 months ago
@anomuious96789 thats alot more admirable, shes one of the major contributors to the 'in one ear out the other' music but shes making millions just to prove a point
djn00nan 8 months ago
nah i love jersey shore and not in a train wreck sorta way.
i think its pretty funny and simple.
Russellt0228 9 months ago
My favourite was the guy with all his arms and legs amputated doing UFC fighting. Who wants to watch that ? Who wants to be the guy who kicks his ass ? Good luck to him and all but what is going on in a country that wants to watch that ? Reality show garbage wouldn't be on the telly if idiots didn't watch it. I stopped watching Big Brother in 2002 or 2003 when a girl was persuaded to strip naked. She was so gullible and I felt guilty watching it. Haven't watched reality TV since. Happier for it.
checkoutgirl 9 months ago
TRAIN WRECKS ARE NEVER ENTERTAINING ON ANY LEVEL - no, not even "in a train wreck sort of way"!!!!
Substantive64 9 months ago
These 2 should do a periodical podcast.
johnnameworks 9 months ago
i have tremendous respect for both of these guys, but carolla is a fuckin pompous douche in this.
maddog19527 9 months ago
Snooki: a short, chunky monkey, foul mouthed, ignorant nothing of a woman that you wouldn't even give a second look to without Jersey Shore.
MrWonkoSane 9 months ago 6
I wouldn't like this either if i were you snooki
goodfella2145 10 months ago
The one dislike is Snooki
ToyBlueTube 10 months ago 3
Very zen. Snooki is entertaining by NOT BEING entertaining. All distances are one in the Mind of the Buddha. ;)
GoblinXXX 10 months ago
@GoblinXXX lol, Goblin, you're an Oswalt fan too, wow. You absolutely have the best taste, because it's the same as mine.
pretorious700 10 months ago
@pretorious700 Damn skippy! As a huge "Bull" nerd, myself, Patton's comedy really speaks to me. (I literally almost made myself physically ill laughing at his Alvin and the Chipmunks Xmas album bit.)
GoblinXXX 10 months ago
@GoblinXXX - hahah and the "ALLLLVVVIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN" at the end puts it over the top!
MrFX313 8 months ago
I hate Jersey Whore
zooyorksk890 11 months ago
shows such as Jersey Shore is a disgrace to mankind.
xpuffystaticx 11 months ago 8
@xpuffystaticx *are
wonderfulbabs 10 months ago
Snooki is the new Paris Hilton, and will be forgotten just as quickly.
AncelDeLambert 11 months ago 4
@AncelDeLambert I guess that means we'll have to deal with her for at least another 3 years.
tylerdurden3891 11 months ago
"The entire world is one big crime scene"- Bob Marley
Moofy808 11 months ago 2
Patton's brilliant.
You're excusing yourself for watching something horrible. Yep.
mikedrud 11 months ago 5
The "Crematorium" isn't that far fetched. I just saw a commercial for a reality show about a maternity wing in a hospital. Now we can watch uninteresting, untalented douchebags from the moment of birth to the moment of death.
TheBackOfTheBoat 1 year ago
this should have 300 million views, everyone in america should listen to this
MrDkong23 1 year ago 3
Pure. Fucking. Entertainment. Now go buy Patton Oswalt's book and continue listening to Adam Carolla's program.
ahp00kishere 1 year ago
If these guys were permanent co-hosts of a radio show, they would be the best pair in radio history.
1844Freddy 1 year ago 5
We're the Romans living in a crumbling empire, getting our entertainment by throwing the downtrodden into the lion's pit.
HellsingUltimate 1 year ago 5
@HellsingUltimate you missed the point,the ''lions'' are being idolized in todays culture
1C7Z3H5X 1 year ago
patton hit the nail on the head
WillHerndon 1 year ago
Dont really think stupid reality shows should be blamed for ruining tv, the millions of stupid people who love them should be
jimmyPain2121 1 year ago
snooki is a cunt
Clown5336 1 year ago 3
I DONT KNOW HOW TO USE A WOK ANYMOOOORREEE!!!!! and lumpy slutz :)
flippinfl00b 1 year ago
the moment when society was going down the shithole
Is when some whore got famous for sucking dick on camera (you know who it is)
PhillipThunderGrunge 1 year ago
@PhillipThunderGrunge no, society has gone down the shithole when Kim Kardashian gets famous for fucking on camera. and then her sisters get famous. let me explain this. her sisters got famous by standing next to someone who got famous for absolutely nothing. fuck pop culture.
TurboNemesis 1 year ago
@TurboNemesis
Pop culture is just a fucking sewer.
napalmdeathfan13591 1 year ago 74
@napalmdeathfan13591 I'm sorry, but I have to take issue with your remark... a sewer is a useful thing. a sewer is there to make the poo water go away. at the end of the day, you can say to yourself 'the sewer may be smelly, but I'd literally be up poo creek without a paddle if it wasn't there'.
people like snooki (lack of capitalisation intentional) serve no useful purpose in modern society, they are detritus that exists solely for its own ends as a hallmark of a declining decadent society
Kakerot4141 8 months ago
@Kakerot4141 so..... Snooki is like the corn lodged in the poo...!
DoubtfulGrace 7 months ago
@DoubtfulGrace no, even corn in poo serves a useful purpose, its fiber that helps keep you regular. not a glamorous job, but a useful one.
Kakerot4141 7 months ago 2
@napalmdeathfan13591
Culture is a sewer. And more often than not, especially in today's world of instant communication and satisfaction, anything that's popular... probably sucks.
Assaultpredator 7 months ago
@napalmdeathfan13591 Amen dude.
Jakegothicsnake 5 months ago
@TurboNemesis
Society has been going downhill, and I realized it today listening to David Bowie and thinking "Goddamn. This man's best selling album was fucking "LETS DANCE", the worst thing he has ever put out."
The stupid remain stupid, and procreate like rabbits while the intelligent brood all day and think "where did the good and the spirit go?"
We need a holocaust for the wretched and incompetent in this country.
mrfudgeyhead 1 year ago
@mrfudgeyhead i think Joe Rogan said it best when he said "the stupid people are out-fucking the smart people. and someday, there'll be no one left to fix all the shit. one day you'll be at home and your power will go out. and there'll be no one left that knows how to turn it back on."
TurboNemesis 1 year ago 2
@TurboNemesis No shit! You should watch Mike Judge's Idocracy if you haven't already. It's a hilarious and prophetic film.
lanser87 1 year ago
Patton's at LEAST a C-cup.
witchhunter84 1 year ago
I love when pop culture criticizes other pop culture.
episiarch 1 year ago 5
For those who don't want to listen to the whole clip: Somehow they decided that a show about people in New Jersey is proof that Southerners are uneducated and stupid. That's when I stopped listening.
RentAnEducation 1 year ago
@RentAnEducation 6:59 - 7:25 listen to it again. obviously you are from a southern state because you took offense to it and thus presenting the fact that you are a dumb southerner someone would like to film. they you were talking about people's want to film them being gross as you hear patton say at the end of the clip i typed. dumb fuck, use your brain to follow the line of logic they are discussing. for your sake, i hope all the south isn't like your dumb head.
okxdad 1 year ago
@RentAnEducation Yeah dude, listen again, he said it was crappy and stereotypical. He even said, and I quote, "I don't know why I gave that poor guy a souther accent."
pyromaster55 1 year ago
What podcast was this from?
parsec957 1 year ago
@parsec957 The Adam Carolla Show
Fredonia2k 1 year ago
This is hilarious but fucking depressing.
rmeddy1 1 year ago 5
Earn the Urn!
witchhunter84 1 year ago
"some lumpy hunched over slut will take her place.." Sad, funny and true. However, through the decay of the dying arts many beautiful flowers shall grow. Use the sludge that we are bombarded with as inspiration.
Jneb666 1 year ago
Why'd he give that poor guy a southern accent? ha ha ha. Funny and a little ironic, since they are talking about idiots from Jersey.
Cayvmann 1 year ago
Guess Adam forgot about his own reality show "The Adam Carolla Project" on TLC. Actually I loved that show and Loveline too, wish he'd come back.
xxcrysad3000xx 1 year ago
@xxcrysad3000xx Yeah.
12107170 1 year ago
"You gotta see how shitty this guy is at juggling."
amt253 1 year ago 4
Anyone who can make Patton Oswalt laugh like that...genius
ucla4eva 1 year ago 3
Celebrity Crematorium! I love it! It's got legs! Have your people call my people! We'll hammer out a deal memo!
GoblinXXX 1 year ago 5
I hate Reality TV!
I hate Snookie--she's one of the main reasons why i hate girls from new jersey!
CultureClasher 1 year ago 2
Thanks Patton and Adam for making sense of all this reality crap.
xhyio 1 year ago 3
What the hell? Carolla's been a hack for over a decade, I turn around, and now he's funny. i guess he finally has learned his trade.
ralphyetmore 1 year ago
@ralphyetmore What? Have you ever heard of Loveline?
bigbowlowrong 1 year ago
@bigbowlowrong Yeah. I remember hearing it a few times and being really annoyed with Carolla.
ralphyetmore 1 year ago
@ralphyetmore As a devout listener to Loveline I can assure you Carolla has never been a hack. A comedic genius yes, but never a hack.
murphypeter7 1 year ago 4
@ralphyetmore
He found his soul, apparently.
I was unable to even laugh at this program. It's more saddening than funny. Reality TV feeds on the 'watch the head roll down the hill' mentality where the typical viewer is seemingly unable to turn away from whatever piece of trash is thrown at them.
bullmilk 1 year ago
"lumpy slut", i love you patton oswalt
papavb 1 year ago
Celebrity Crematorium. I'd watch that.
Fehnrique 1 year ago 5
Thank you Pat Oswalt and Adam Carolla for reminding why I don't watch TV.
gszx1337 1 year ago 4
uuummm why'd he say New World Order
DrinkSkateSleep 1 year ago
What's really fucking embarassing is that we now have people asking politicians if they know who Snooki is.
How the fuck does this Oompa Loompa merit mention in a political debate?
Tony2826 1 year ago
@Tony2826 Because politicians who know those shows are "cool" and will get the young audiences "vote"
LocoRico89 2 months ago
very insightful stuff.
takingbacksados 1 year ago 2
is this live
PDXland37 1 year ago
I never liked Adam Corolla on the Man show, but I like him here.
castingtherunes 1 year ago 3
Celebrity Crematorium will probably exist in ten or so years.
oontgrad 1 year ago 4
I DONT KNOW HOW TO USE A WOK ANYMOOOORREE!!!!
flippinfl00b 1 year ago 2
god its good to listen to talented comedians wreck on jersey shore
TheChallor1 1 year ago 2
Patton, we're outnumbered. Do you realize that there is a significant percentage of the population that finds guests like Snooki to be entertaining. Frankly speaking, I am quite aware that if television were tailored to meet my needs, almost no one would tune in and the broadcasting corporations would go bankrupt.
robertogan 1 year ago 3
@robertogan yes just what we need....a reboot of ownership
edwinm1 5 months ago
We Put on the horns, ha
JackieChansfriend122 1 year ago
Paris Hilton probably watches Snooki and says "this dumb bitch shouldn't be famous"
FriedAbortions 1 year ago 33
snookie is an ugly dumb slut that would be doing porn if she was' nt on a reality show, why are we paying high cable bills when all that is cranked out is these fucking stupid, useless reality shows done by people who don't want to get a job, so they get on tv and get their fucking 15 minutes of fucking fame
kkthekitty 1 year ago 7
Smart, funny people.
metasailor 1 year ago 2
classic!
29dave 1 year ago
"Lumpy slut".
GOLD.
Roland1232 1 year ago 3
I cant find the full interview! Its not up at carolla's website anymore.
DejectedPanda 1 year ago
I grew up in Jersey and people like the Jersey Shore crew were always one of the worst things about living there. Guidos are a New Jersey in-joke that has been given a national showcase. Truly frightening.
ttaz4dqm 1 year ago 3
@ttaz4dqm - i also grew up in NJ. And yes, what a lot of people don't realize is that Jersey Shore is just documenting the brain-punching insanity that's in NJ all the time.
metasailor 1 year ago 2
what the fuck is a snookie?
Redsparrowe123 1 year ago 7
@Redsparrowe123
It's like a blanket that you can wear.
doublesguy 1 year ago
i love patton and adam
grodrick12 1 year ago
Patton's got some good points. I don't watch reality tv, because I see no real point to it.
RedDragonM1 1 year ago
Reality shows are fucking ruining television!
kdixon7783B 1 year ago 146
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SersonReport 1 year ago
Actually its just audio, genius.
kdixon7783B 1 year ago
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still a video retard a slide show vid with audio :)
SersonReport 1 year ago
You pay extreme attention to detail, hu? I bet you are one of the youngest of your siblings if not an only child, hmmm. Homo tendencies much? You cried a lot as a child when you didn't get your way. A bit narcissistic. You are the very product of reality tv.
kdixon7783B 1 year ago
@kdixon7783B People watching reality shows are ruining television.
tylerdurden3891 1 year ago
@kdixon7783B Reality shows HAVE ruined television. Television has almost no entertainment factor anymore.
nofiction3001 1 year ago 3
@kdixon7783B, I blame MTV for selling out music and shoving "reality" shows down our throats. Jersey Shore, the Hills, Teen Mom, 16 and Pregnant and all the other bullshit shows MTV air now.
Eric8542010 1 year ago 4
@kdixon7783B Too true.
maxman1602 1 year ago
@kdixon7783B cmon now television has always sucked. how is jersey shore worse than FRIENDS
Russellt0228 9 months ago
Adam Carolla is brilliant "earn