FMyLife.com new craze hits Internet

[RetributionI]

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

[MonsteriuM]

FMyLife.com for laughs and the lulz, Why taking this stuff so seriously?

[mushroomshrub]

Mylifeisaverage FTW!!!

[LavendarSkies1]

That website's amazing. Though I'd love to know what percentage of the stories are actually true. Some of them seem a bit over the top..

[Hatorade514]

Like FML? Try out our new website, DamnIHateItWhen(dot)com. Submit what you hate today!

[thelistenernplayer]

someone's misfortune, another person's joy.

[JakeRox621]

i lost the game

[MrPacMan36]

I LITERALLY JUST SAW THE ONE THEY SHOWED ABOUT THE WEEK ON THE TABLE AND PASTA OR SOMETHING - NO JOKE!!! xD

[xHaniffax]

I love FML, it's jokes.

[grosslyclever]

Who plays "THE GAME"?

There are few rules to "THE GAME"

1) Once you know The Game you play The Game.

2) If you think of The Game you lose The Game.

3) Once you lose you must announce "I lose" or "I lost The Game" verbally.

4) To not announce a loss is to cheat.

5) Once you have lost The Game, you must wait 30 minutes before losing again.

6) Once you know of The Game you cannot stop playing.

***I congratulate all who have just started playing The Game. YOU JUST LOST!***

[iCraids]

i lost the game -.-

[DrakoV3]

I lost :( but i played the game before :D

[icanhack]

I fucking hate you :(

[dbellguy123]

people said they "killed" people on this website

[Dude0096]

i love this site...some people are so fucking stupid.

[tateno]

i signed up on this site. my life wouldnt be the same! hha

[manhattanwombat]

Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate.

[formulaprimer]

This is so awesome. Makes my day reading the posts !!!

[Khamomil]

I just went there and read a few stories. They're all about young ppl's sex life and gaffes and some of them don't ring true. The girl who wants to join her bf in the shower and finds out it's his dad showering for instance. Gimme a break. It sounds rather like perverts writing out their fantasies.

[Kangaron]

...a friend of mine is in his late 30s, part owns and runs a company that employs several hundred people and is doing quite well even these days, in crisis. Why is it I'm writing all of it? because he sits across from me on a train (viva Verizon Broadband!) and sobs uncontrollably reading FML . Laughing is living, my dear friend. Oh - and it was great to see the guys behind FML. thanks RT

[LilBMANUTD7CRONALDO]

awkward moments? what r u talking about? its for telling people what ur doing, its mostly for celebrities