MUMMY 3: CB Movie Review

[csBob447]

this is more of a review of the whole trilogy

[BTTFMovie]

You always say whether the script was bad, and whether you liked it or not, but you never go into any detail about the plot, you only mention things that anyone would know by watching the trailer, which leads us to wonder if you even watched the film at all.

[LMTR14]

@Horrorboyify shut up, chris' mom

[DarkMind95]

@LMTR14 Lol! You know his mom? I know why..... >:) *cough*motherfucker*cough*

[kurvos]

... hmm... you compare those two brainless action-flicks The Mummy 1 and 2 to... The Godfather. And you say the CGI of this movie is awesome... uhm... it's getting a bit obvious you have special needs, hmm?

[DarkMind95]

@kurvos He was not combaring it to The Godfather like that. You need some hate reducing medicine.

[kurvos]

@DarkMind95 Words of wisdom from a Irategamer fan. Will really make sure to take those words in. :P Oh, and in case I overestimate your intelligence - I was sarcastic.

[Datleco]

One thing I noticed about the movie, the woman that Jet Li was after, her lover died from having all limbs ripped out, right? Well, how come he is only missing one limb in the war at the end of the movie?

[BooNube]

Holy shit...comparing the brutal rape of a great original Universal Monsters movie to the Godfather trilogy. Wow...just...wow.

[DarkMind95]

@BooNube He was not combaring it like that.

[BooNube]

@DarkMind95 He says "I personally regard the first two Mummy movies the same way some people regard the Godfather movies", so yes, he was.

[DarkMind95]

@BooNube -_-' I'm not talking to fucking haters. He was saying that he likes those movies so fucking deal with it.

[BooNube]

@DarkMind95 Awwwwww, was baby made to look like an idiot?

[DarkMind95]

@BooNube Is 16 year old person a baby? Nice, you just made another elementary school joke/insult. Be fucking reasonable. Are you a fucking child? People have different taste and they think about things differently than other people <--- Sounds mature enough?

[cloudfan27]

yeah this movie made no sense the kid is soppuse to be like untouchable but he is now like in trouble :/

[LMTR14]

Bores is SO FUCKING CLUELESS about movies, even more than about games

[BTTFMovie]

@LMTR14 I know. Bores is one to talk about a badly written script. isn't that the pot calling the kettle black? No matter how bad this movie is, it's still leagues better than Bores' shit

[DarkMind95]

@BTTFMovie And Bores' shit leagues better than your bullshit :)

[DarkMind95]

@LMTR14 Speak for yourself.

[jomrapstar]

As a Mummy fan sense the first, I actually enjoyed the 3rd film. My favorite part is how the mummy becomes the mummy. That's for the 1st, 2nd, & 3rd in the Mummy francise. & of course I'll probably enjoy the 4th & the ones after too.

[JeretLedger1985]

bullshit I injoyed this movie alot.

[tomadid]

cool

[GameX321]

i agree with u the new actor is NOT the best and the first to were better to me but i liked the battles in this one with dragons and everything it still was cool but i like the first 2 more

[SurooshX]

Are you related to Brendan Fraser?

[TheKarateKid93]

Why did they movie the plot to China for? I have only Egypt to be the best known place where mummies inhabit.

[DecroX01]

oh wowo, i never noticed that it was a different actor, it didnt really catch my eye. i always thought there was something odd about her. o.o but yea i liked the first 2 alot better than the third :P

[superpuppy89]

review halloween 2

[PUGGO12321]

oh and 1 o the main characterz names is mi moms name :)

[sk8withu]

this is so fucking stupid

[PUGGO12321]

lol :) i luv all the movies! especialy the last 1 since CHINA!!! but i tot agree wit the thing bout the lady the new one sucks

[PUGGO12321]

i agree wit the thing wit the lady but stil. f*** u! :)

[Redskinfootball71]

n00bofdestiny lol your right

[n00bofdestiny]

1:08 O Connel looks like Leon from Resident Evil 4

[makabeo]

OMG you're right

[amit790]

Chris is right. What sucks about Mummy 3 is that Rachel Weisz was not in it and the script was poorly written

[freddymichaeljason]

Mummy 1 & 2 were awesome!

Mummy 3 SUCKS! i was so dissapointed.

[garthewar]

the mummy 1 was gud, the mummy 2 was not bad, but the mummy 3 was fuckin shit, and the humour was boring and imature

[gundamx20a]

the effects may look good but this Mummy film was just crap. The fight scenes was meh Jet Li doesnt do anything real amazing as in his previous films like Hero or Fearless.

And the whole thing about Eve and Rick being bored with life and not having enough romance or something is just shit, it was totally cliche and dull.

Anyways as a critic said when this came out, Rachel Weiss gives the best performance out of all of them for not returning :D lol

[ondessonk250]

i think the first mummy is amazing. the second mummy is alright, but this last movie is a piece of shit

[96manutdfan]

Are you a professional idiot or just a gifted amateur?

[yummyboy226]

i would have to agree with on you on most of that but comparing this to the God father WTF!!

[Appleboxman]

I've noticed something with your movie reviews. You always get the title of the movie wrong. With The Dark Knight, you called it Batman: The Dark Knight. With Iron Man, you called it The Iron Man. With Watchmen, you called it The Watchmen. With this one, you just called it Mummy 3 instead of the full title.

[benjtfellisjamin]

OMG what an asshole he added "The" to the start of every movie it could confuse people like it did with you.

[exranio]

are you being sarcastic why would adding THE to the front confuse anybody or not calling mummy 3 whith the full subtitle

[newsboy600]

And why do you give a shit about that?

[phonedork]

Why do you sound like you are running out of breath reading your script????

[jediandsithfan]

you are so right

[viliussmproductions]

i dunno this movie is preety cool and yeah changingthat umm female actor wasn't good

[Lueybabe]

I agree it was PATHETIC!

[Symphonia30]

Not as good as one or two but still entertaining.

[sonicfan74]

you hold the MUMMY 1-2 up to the godfather...

do you hold pirates of the carabien to lawrence of arabia

or transformers to 2001

good land and you call yourself a film maker

[LoghanZ]

What is wrong with Opinions?

[sonicfan74]

nothing but he calls him self a filmmaker yet he holds 2 mediocer popcorn films higher than the godfather come on

[I12MSb]

well some people have different tastes

[AudioBooks123]

its so weird rick o'connel keeps fireing BULLETS at those damn mummies dosent he get after 3 movies that it dosent work!! :p

[facundolucasbrandan]

i ddint like this one as much

[communistrecords]

I knew that was goning to be a bad movie. Once your main antagonist falls into a pit straight to hell you should end the series.

[Usul573]

Second one wasn't too good

I like the first the most

It's a bit more down to earth, feels more real and urgent with some interesting character

[1moe7]

the third movie SUCKS!!!!

[qazxswe5697]

hmm i agree with him soo much... right after i seen the new girl that replace it kinda ... NOT MATCH AT ALL and there well i dont c the relationship between any of the character...

[thelegovidshow]

yeah i watched the mummy 1 and 2 before this came out so i could see the second one and when i saw it i was disapointed and liked 1 and 2 a lot better

[dclark89]

mummy 3 was boring i was so made

[tommybrown2068]

Part 3 of any movie is almost becoming a curse now. Blade 3, Rambo 3, Spiderman 3, Godfather 3, Beverly Hills Cop 3, X-men 3.....all of these movies are turds in comparison to their first two.

Seems like the writers get lazy or something. That said, my favorite 3's are Lord of the Rings :Return of the King and Star Wars: Return of the Jedi.

PS, who ever wrote Xmen 3 should hang theirself, how in the hell are you going to kill Cyclops in the opening???!?!?!?

[JCnightwing]

thats true. trilogy syndrome affects most movies. p.s. x-men 3 was directed by the guy who did rush hour 2 (that might explain a few things) and thier planing to make x-men4 and spiderman 4 and 5. normally movies just get shit by the third one and it just goes down from there.

[belgariontheking1]

X-men 4 is the one about Wolverine which seems to be alot better then the third and not apart of the Trilogy of X-men movies. Though I agree with people who say spiderman 3 wasnt as good as the other two, it wasnt a bad movie. just it was to overhyped.

[Crymsonblaze]

I disagree, Spider-Man 3 was great, and even Beverly Hills Cop 3 was entertaining. Blade 3, Rambo 3, and X-Men 3 WERE below average though. And all the Godfather and LoTR movies sucked.

[Necroslug]

I feel the way about the 1st movie that you feel about the 3rd

[Necroslug]

In 0:24 did he compair the 2 Mummy movies to the Godfather movies

[lefonz]

Yes.... yes he did... ugh...

[VampireNewl]

same

[RXM9600]

I watched this movie and it was crap.

[mooveeguy]

pretty disappointing movie

[TheEngleOfDead]

I don´t even want to see this film! Like i said the first time i heard there was coming a number three i said "THERE IS NO MUMMY FILM WITHOUT IMOTHEP!"

[Nintendoman15]

when i firsted watched it i tought it was crap that rachel weize wasnt in it but then i thought how the hell would a young woman like her pull of havin a 30 year old son lol

[riceball23]

I know! Brenden Fraser and his son in the movie could have been brothers!

[moviedudeinc]

I diddn't like this movie eather.

[Larfe517exe]

at least hes honest

[Delibirate]

Yeah I felt the same thing. The acting didn't seem that great and idk I just didn't feel the spark the first 2 gave :(

[sniperkain]

shit i thought this was awesome next to the first 2 and i own the first 2 on DVD and VHS,so ill be dam sure to get this one.

[CrittersRule247]

you said the exsact things i thout about this movie exsept you left out the terribel fact there was no imotep he was the best and only mummy this new one sucked it almost felt like a remake that used some of the origanel cast. this movie just didnt feel like a mummy movie you know what i mean?

[rchick92]

that guys crap... I loved this movie. Alex is awesome, I hope there is more with Luke Ford.

[curtisthehedgehog]

what!?!?! THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME

[bigkitte]

just rented it OK but it isn´t as good the previous film

[jamchaos]

this review is exactly what i felt while watching mummy 3

[xSimoneSmithx]

This really didn't live up to the first two movies. The only people that probably liked it, were people who didn't watch, or have enough respect for the first two movies. Brendan, and John were still great, but it just wasn't the same without Rachel. They were this amazing trio that everyone adored. As for Alex, as a young boy, he had an English accent which magically turned American in the 3rd movie. =/

[picorifox]

so trru

[thedragonb0y]

Exactly as I predicted.

STOP CONTINUING OLD MOVIES!!!

Every single god damn movie that I heard coming out was just some remake of all those old movies we know and love!

Has everyone lost their imagination?!

[Max501]

YOU!!!!!!.....................­...........

........Have a great point!!Best comment I heard about movies.That's is so true,leave alone great movies as they are.Like the Mummy,Aliens,Predator(Both in AVP), and JP.But I think they should finish JP by telling us what happen to the dinosaur and the island.

[edzoologist]

Well they need to finally release JP4 after all these years. They keep on saying they are going to relese it but no cigar.

[vampichoc0]

this movie suck ass

[redsoxfan3418]

Actually, I take 2 of those back.

1st and 2nd- 1 was Good, 2 was OK

[Delibirate]

and that's why you watched it...not only that but you also posted a comment, damn you must really like his vids :)

[xDarkDescent]

6th Shit-Your Birth

[GorTheMovieGod]

Nice review Chris, i hated this movie to be honest. One thing i hated was that the Character of Maria Bello always knew what to do. Like the scene when she says that his powers will return soon. How the fuck does she know that.

[darkuser123456789]

i really enjoyed this but i never tsaw the previous 2 so i guess i'm not a fair judge

[RageDimension]

U are all right this movie sucked REALLY BAD What a disaPointment

[kyleaznfcuk]

fuck this movie ruining jet li's carreer

[dxsuppish]

Damn. Worst The Mummy Film EVER. The Mummy and The Mummy Returns are not boring even you watched it for 10 times in a week. This is a biiiiiiggggg failure for the series...

[AdolphisMalomar]

this movie sucked wet dog anus! jet li should kill himself after doing this and that fucking tard ass bullshit forbidden kingdom!

[mooveeguy]

i actualy liked it

[DrTemeluchus]

The biggest problem to me was that the movie was too short, I just was getting a bit into the story when the movie was over.

[chitownsuperfan]

HAHA! I think it's hilarious you said you regarded the 1st two Mummies as the Godfathers with the 2nd being better than the first and then you were excited about the 3rd, after Godfather 3 sucked!!!

Oh and I feel like a loser, no one would watch this movie with me, so I ended up going myself since I loved the first two. I felt awkward cuz the only people in the theatre were me and an asian couple.

[NoirOkami]

I agree, this movie sucked. not only did I have to sit though the stupid thing, I had this heavy set woman sitting next to me laughing so hard it was rude, at ever stupid joke, no matter how subtile the joke was.

[backwardsmarathon1]

great story AND great plot? WOW NOW THAT'S AMAZING! and by the way, none of these movies were worth watching.. what's wrong with you?

[Darkmasterofevil]

I thought the movie was okay, but dissapointed in the really cheesy scenes and some rubbish dialogue.

[Rob1892]

Note....plot and story same thing.

Mummy/Godfather comparison. WTF. You bell end.

[fullauto117]

god irategamer you re fucking hilarios

[OrioNX99]

decent review apart from the point where u compared this series to the godfather trilogy... cmon thats retarded

[SpaceEmperorDarrell]

i totally agree with this review and have the same opinion bout the first two mummy movies as you do...the third one was a let down

[singhatar0912]

right there bow

[Spriteishere]

Didn't see it, but Maria Bello (the new female lead) was on my flight earlier this year and shes a really cool person. Heard the movie sucked though

[chaos7040]

egyption to Japanese...

[rakisyc]

its chinese not japanese...

[chaos7040]

does it really matter, it still shows how dumb they evolved to

[YuriElite]

I was disappointed when I saw this movie, it doesn't really live up to the previous two films, the scripting for this movie really was lame.

[GeneralSirDouglasMcA]

I liked the 1st Mummy movie the best because it was more of a horror film (when the Mummy was first dug up and came to life) than an action film.

[diter1976]

I agree... I waste money on this stupid movie.... But even then the Mummy 3 is better then MAX Payne (that movie sucked)

[nowedarkstar96]

MAX PAYNE SUCKED?! aaww damn :( i was gonna go see that...lol.

[diter1976]

Yup Sorry Nowedarkstar96 but Max Payne sucked.. it was a pain....

[hnrksl]

YOU LIIIIIIIIIE!

[spaded]

how can u even say that it is like godfather, oh god!!!!!1

[tyfra95]

I LOVED THIS MOVIE!!!!...but, i havnt seen the earlier ones so...ya...balls cum

[tyfra95]

oops, lol i was fooling around with the audio preview and accedently clicked post comment XD

[lasarousi]

balls cum? BALLS CUM!!! HAHAHA!! that shit killed me!

[RonnieTalamaivao]

Number 3 sequels always suck.

[sonicrulez300]

What About Super Mario Brothers 3?

Hm?

XD Lots Of People Loved it =P

[edzoologist]

And some people didn't. I don't know why but i just didn't like that game.

[lillieslover]

god you are so right

[acidglow]

nice review

[hbk4eva1]

I guess it really is like the Godfather series, the first 2 were better

[camf33]

You forgot about Alien 3 mate....

T3, Robocop 3, Spiderman 3. Isnt' 3 supposed to be a lucky number. LOL...Gosh..they always fuck up on the third. ;)

[rakisyc]

hey, not always. LOTR 3 was great.

[0badboy0]

i liked the movie..

[Kid122203942]

that movie sucks!!!

[Tekkenfreek234]

I actually agree with you on this review. . .

[MproductionsMovies]

I think that the Yeties suddenly appearing was a sign of how wasted this film was. And when it couldn't be even more worse, they are PLANNING THREE MORE SEQUELS!!!!!!!!

[Mafon2]

Whaaaaaaaaaaa! (Scream of despair)

[Chutultu]

I was (just every Mummy fan) exited about Mummy 3, but it didn't do anything but disappointing me. It's not so hard to see that Rob Cohen (who directed it) has completely forgotten how a mummy flick is supposed to be protayed!

[finalsmash26]

i hate this guy he never gives credit to the AVGN

[88HJS]

Uh, who's the first person to review films? Shouldn't everyone who does it (including IG AND AVGN) credit him/her in their reviews then?

[NekuHiyabusa]

in my opinion i hated this movie the other movies are better and having jet li was weird i think jet li should stick to what fits him some kick ass FIGHTING ACTION movies!!!

[homrfan4life]

i enjoyed it but was pissed the first time i saw the different girl playing his wife i was like 'tht isnt her.....'

[MaxisSim89]

like the irate gamer but i dont agree i like the movie it wus relly good but thats just my opinion and i love all 3 and the new girl did relly well the oregenel girl didint whant to do the movie cuz she didint whant to pay the mom of a 20somthing year old i ges cuz it made her seem old so i give it a 9 but thats just my opinion PS the godfather is a grate but sad movie LOL

[lorencemeraz21]

good reviwe bat movie 1'2 better

[sportycaliforniaboy]

i was the worst out of the 3

[pjzamor88]

I completely agree with your review. This is my least favorite in the series. I haven't been this disappointed with a third installment since I saw Ninja Turtles III as a kid.

[timcapinfor]

dude, it wasnt

[0ShoDan0]

The movie sucked, i loved the first 2 movies but this one was so lame. The first half our its al about there family and how there bored, mummie doesnt need boring moment and lots of depth. Its a funny action movie, and mummy 3 is trying to be something its not and it doesnt work. And jet li is awesome, but he fights 2 minutes in the movie and the rest of the time he is a dragon. I mean come on, do you really need a fighter of his level if you gonna turn him into a dragon anyway.

[logarithmicfunctions]

It is called my own opinion. So I think it was a pretty good movie. and i actually agree about jet li so, yeah very retarded. But IT IS MY OWN OPINION FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!Key word: opinion

[Deathslizer]

So if its just your honest opinion... what's with the "Fuck you" in the beginning ? U cant respect others opinions but u expect others to respect yours ?

[EverybodyPays]

nice...

[drakelizard]

tim and dan, have you ever tought that this guy might have found it likable????? oh wait no you didnt so the both of you fuck off -_-

[MonocleStoat]

Can't wait to see more video game reviews from you, Irate Gamer. :)

[Legoman96]

all through the screen shots I saw a ppsh (russian smg) a tommy gun and a sten (british smg)

[Tommiddlecoat]

the writing in this one wasnt as good as any, there all bad, i hate action horror, its not scary.

[megamcgee]

It's not supposed to be scary? It's more of an action/comedy horror. The first one I found scary as a kid, especially when the mummy is first awakened. This new movie had NO suspense in it what so ever.

[Tommiddlecoat]

you've got to be kidding?

[TacticsElf]

There also wasn't much of a plot to this movie...I wound up making fun of the entire movie while watching it. What?!? Why is she yelling at the mountains??? No way! Yetis are coming out!

[trevman003]

im with u dude.. mummy 1 was cool mummy 2 was a nice sequal mummy 3 was just a extreme disapointment.

[Grcho420]

1:09, he looks like Leon Kennedy there...

[Dezzan]

haha yup, kinda :D

[Ubilition]

Wasnt there Scorpion King also. Or it was its own movie?

[RockAndRollSkater]

wow i didn't know it was bad i mean i loved the first 2 but i'm probaly going to stick to your advise and wait till it comes out on dvd

[humnidman2]

sorry but, i have to disagree. i haven't seen the 1 or 2 mummy so i thought the movie was pretty cool.

[CastelmanxD]

Pued te felicito muy buendo previer solo que le falto un poco comedia pero aparte de todo eso te apruevo tienes 5 estrellas

[justlikedavid138]

god I hate brenden fraiser

[wiitarded23]

im loving the irony, hilarious

[crisgia]

mummy 1 and 2 were tight but this one was gay as hell like if irate gamer was a movie thats what movie hed be

[xenoreiatsu]

LOL!!!

[DrakCorpInc]

who the fuck can be a Mummy fan?!?!

[huntfx]

SuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUckSSSSSSSSS­

[Zachdraft]

the first 2 mummies were good, but they weren't fantastic.