The Gentlemen's Rant: Flying

[RasmusLastname]

So everyone gets it, they were growing staches for the cancer thing that everyone always does. It's a thing, look it up.

[mmatoz212]

whats with the pido stash

[CheezyGeo]

US Air? You should try flying Easy Jet!

[superstar4567]

0:12 best delivered "fuck you" in the history of saying "fuck you"

[LicencedNinja]

dexter kill shirt?

[gunghoman414]

suck my dick, i love you

[loppopoo]

John: I love your mustache. I want to look like freddie mercury too.

[PoshFC11]

the gentlemens rant: pets

[WarCenturion]

There was an airline ad just befor the vid :J

[MonsterSandwich99]

Gentlemen's Rant: Hospital Food

[lorddread30]

Fantastic. I got an ad that lagged... OOOOOH!!! Gentlemens Rant: Advertisements!!!!!

[JSCraypo]

Try air Canada... nothing is worse.

[shelbyep0393]

Gentlemen's Rant: Ugly Moustaches

[patrickharrington100]

Gentlemen's Rant:Youtube Comments

[TheLlamaHaze]

Gentlemen's Rant: Moustaches

[CodCats]

0:22-0:35 I was literally crying

[conormatchett11]

Non of you clearly haven't flown Ryanair. Take everything you said and make it ten times worse. And then be charged for going to the loo

[chunkymilk]

Nice moustache, hipster.

[LRamsden1]

Actually you won't be breathing the farts of other passengers on the plane, as the air on a plane is 'recycled' around every ten minutes. The cabin gets a new set of air every 10 mins and even that air is filtered and cleaned. Boom.

[JJJessie26]

Jetstar is the worst; they turn the aircon on full pelt and then charge $7.00 for a blanket!

[JeffKryger24]

US Air is the worst. I live in Philly (their hub) and I would rather take a connection with another airline vs a direct flight with that awful airline

[daveabittner]

Honestly I don't think this is much to complain about. I love these guys but this one I do not agree with.

[hsharma92]

@daveabittner Domestic flights are fine, but international flights are fucking awful.

[TheBeBeCaCa]

Take  a good look at the other 350 people in the plane with you. You're going to breathing their farts for the next 12 hours.

[ViceDagger]

Meanwhile in the Third World...

[bwrightau]

You are experiencing the miricle of human flight you no contributing zero and you complain? :?

[mdtwiztid]

@bwrightau but it's a business and passengers are a consumer

[hereforfun00]

For the first time, I had to fly on an American airline. FUCK. I didn't enjoy the person infront of me being in my lap for most of the flight. I didn't enjoy that I couldn't get out of my seat for most of the flight because of the person in my lap. I especially didn't enjoy the fact that because I was in such a small space for 5 and a half hours that I got motion sickness! I had issues being in cars for the rest of the week. AIR CANADA I LOVE YOU AND WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU EVER AGAIN

[SteelCity15211]

anyone else notice they all have mustaches, & excuses for beards...

[xXGreyWolf]

I once bought a coffee on a plane. 5 minutis later the woman who sold me it walked up and told me to get rid of it because we were about to land. Fuck you Ryanair

[kunz82414]

gentlemen don't say "fuck" and gentlemen shave

[xXfalken16Xx]

guy with stache swears too much... swearing isn't comedy

[mostnormal]

WHAT IS WITH ALL YOU FAGS SUGGESTING DUBSTEP. DUBSTEP FUCKING SUCKS. END OF RANT.

[BowieSpoon]

would i like to check this bag for 50$?..... no.... fuck you

[theknifekid13]

The hefty one with glasses looks like Bob from That 70's Show.

[Gursers]

Manual breathing mode: activated trololol

[whisker96]

Omfg that mustache at the start looked...just terrible...

[Catniops]

mustache O.o

[JimmyKim95]

nipples

[heidiroseross]

The Gentlemen's Rant: Weddings

[snelpiller]

John always looks high in these, redeyeswhitedragon

[marietouakeita]

you should make one about men and women who bitch all day about threr boyfreind or girl freind. just dump the bitch

[firekreve2j]

the window seat comment at 0:30 is dumb as FFUCK cause it doesnt make any sense, how the fuck do u give up a window seat so someone can sit next to someone else, dumb fuck

[DrMcNinjaX]

@firekreve2j sarcasm, learn it, live it, get over it.

[InAWorldOfLies]

@firekreve2j If the person they want to sit next to is in the middle?

[CapricalGrace]

0:00 - No, your mustache is fucking awful.

[JumbledFilms]

John, there are very few people who can pull off a moustache. You're not one of them. Tom Selleck, he could pull off a moustache. Josef Stalin. ...the Pringles guy.

[tadeadliest]

@JumbledFilms don't forget hitler

[caddieblues413]

Cheese.

[JustForKicks77]

You should have posted this 9 days later

[molecularproductions]

Gentleman's Rant: Youtube Ads

[robbinshood79]

louis ck. appreciate flight.

[johnsonl33]

I too haven't turned off my phone in 3 years. Not a single issue with any of my flights.

[JonJon405]

cho. mo. stash.

[pjh3228]

I know this is supposed to be a joke, but I think sometimes they are going way too much.

[ritsukaxkelly]

Gentleman's Rant: Women using PMS as an excuse.

[ace448]

Gentlemen's Rant: Clubs

[webboy998]

in fact flight mode doesn't really mean you can leave your phone turned on during the flight.

your phone simply doesn't send out any kind of radio signals but as long as your phone is turned on your phone is still creating electromagnetic field which will ultimately effect airplane's guidance and communication system

[theCameraman99]

@webboy998 It's a joke, calm down.

[EspProfessional]

Gentlemans Rant : YouTube fkn Ads!!

[TheRedrider05]

@ 2:00 had me in tears lmao!

[SouthernDirtbiker]

I like how there is a YouTube Vacantioner ad.

[brighteyes09091972]

sweet heart please shave your face and hopefully balls because you do not pull it off. sorry but that hair is not what women want on their faces ;p

[XxBillyGoatNinjaxX]

Gentlemens Rant: DUBSTEP

[BlackManSlim562]

@XxBillyGoatNinjaxX whats wrong with dubstep

[Barfbag19]

@BlackManSlim562 Everything!

[stickzmcdade]

gentlemensrant: pop culture vs proper music

[masterjack83]

gentlemansrant: dubstep

[captainchilderhose]

Ironic how a commercial for AirCanada comes before a video that's first line is "Flying is fucking awful"

[vballstar5]

i didn't know Adam Morrison did gentlemen's rants...

[DickieVision]

"Take a look at the other 350 passengers, you'll be breathing their farts for the entire flight."

[TzarNicholas2]

so who won the 100000000000$?!

[MrNdb10]

it is funny going back at these videos it is funny to see the porn star mustache

[UnCubicle]

You know what's awefull? That mustache, John.

[natemakesnoise]

despite everything everyone complains about, everyone seems to forget that you can get across the country in a couple HOURS when flying! that's goddamn AMAZING! everyone can stop bitching now

[dreamcrafter888]

I love the pop up adds in the rants... Most of the one i just saw were about Scientology... But this one was the best.... Airline tickets...

[kingfbomb143]

you're flying miles high in the air...stop complaining people. ps live your vids

[djtaco15]

.. i hate flying sooo much

[moonhippie1]

Where's the Amtrak rant?



[YeOldeTimeyScum]

Is flying as fucking awful as your mustache?

[kingsaf90]

in the hipster vid, you just slayed the tash, and now youve got one! was that before it was cool?

[hsharma92]

@kingsaf90 The mustache dude wasn't ranting about mustache in that vid.

[dirtbikerider630]

That mustache is the worst mustache i have ever seen

[fourtothefloor1994]

"why dont undo my seatbelt, unzip my pants and unstick my balls from my leg while we're voluntarily doing shit we have no business doing"

ahahahahah fucking classic

[bubbalish98]

Is there anything else you want to see from your isle seat besides clouds? How about i unzip my pants and so you my balls?

[REPR111265]

Mmmm... John with facefuzz :)

[Bartimaeus141]

HAHA fuck this is the best one yet!



[asad610]

That stache is awesome!!!

[TheTraceurBoy]

"Would I like to check my bag for 50 dollars?

...No...fuck you...any confusion there?"

lmaooooo

[sosodevious]

Youtube Ad Blitz

[swimteamizzle1114]

You should actually probably care if your plane is flying at 3 feet...

[negashtheblen]

middle school

[phantomfangurl]

HAHAHA-can't take you seriously with the moustache-HAHAHA!!! XD

[FrankieOC562]

Gentelmans rant: YOUTUBE

[Teddy3inDC]

Awesome. Getting on the plane in the next 30 minutes

[OoscotsmanoO]

Gentleman's Rant: Retards

[TheOlpaddywalsh]

gentlemen's rant: negative people

[ryanisbad15]

gentelmens rant: gym class 

[LetThemEatCustard]

Gentleman's Rant: Clothing

[dipro001]

Gentleman's Rant: Vacations

[DeathcoreMusik]

it was better this way when you didnt have the censors on :P

[OakhmHouseChoir]

Gentleman's Rant: Canadians!! love from toronto lol

[SamLynn93]

lol 1:54 "You're going to be breathing their farts"

[johnman1911]

Gentleman's Rant: Feminists

[sealclubber300]

maybe you guys should rant about people with children or the news

[Slipknot808]

With a mustache John looks like Jeffrey Dahmer.

[carolinagirl187]

dear john (haha), i love you but please don't have a mustache. it looks like either a porn star stache or a pedophile stache. that is all

[Hankination]

@carolinagirl187 Gotta try it once ;D

[thepapermakery]

@carolinagirl187 you got top comment

[MrGermantim]

@thepapermakery Thats really considerate of you haha, its weird finding out because you get like 60 replies

[carolinagirl187]

@thepapermakery sweetttt!!

[munkybudy27]

I'd take U.S. Air over frikkin' Goatherder- I mean Spirit Airlines any day.

[Adamzbeplayingbass]

The Gentlemen's Rant: Modern Music

[carolinagirl187]

i want my comment to pop up in your next response! lets make it happen!

[AYedomakha]

I have a 21 hour flight from london to Philippians ... this is gonna be fun ..

[TheTraceurBoy]

This one and the hipster one are the funniest ones XDDDD

[ZoomZip]

0:00

no your mustache is fucking awful

[rosepetal0924]

gentlemens rant: texting.

[angelzzify]

Nanananananananananananananana­nananana ~ MUSTACHE!!!!!!!!!!

[mereditha12]

Why do you have a trashstache? Oh i mean mustache, after you made fun em' in a rant? MUSTACHES SUCK! Right?

[BeastlyVoldemort]

0:00 hello chuck norris :3

[death153278]

@BeastlyVoldemort Chuck Norris beard is awesomer :P

[mattjosefbishop]

What was this video about? I was too busy starring at the ferret attached to this guys face...damn.

[themanmoore]

1:48 soo true

[fjdiazb]

1:33 true fucking story

[mcdonsan]

I know it's comedy and that was funny. That being said, anyone who seriously complains about flying is a whiny bitch.You're sitting in a chair, hurtling through the sky at 500mph 6 miles above the ground, listening to your ipod and eating chips while you read a fucking book and you're complaining about this miracle? FUCK. YOU.

[34Nor]

I appreciate your work, I do.

Just never grow those two dead clumps of hair on your lip ever again.

....making the world safer one less mustache at a time...

[RW101357]

Lol at the ad for a Boeing 777

[sonatabout]

Ur moustache sucks

[buddyedzorrojack]

I owe you all a beer. But not The black guy, the Jewish dude, the one that looks like a zombie and Brendan Fraser

.

[xEternalEnigmax]

rant on ohio...

[ArzeMaster]

The Gentlemen's Rant: The Gentlemen's Rant

[pathardie101]

what song is this? i need to know!

[MeizDawg11]

Two Girls One Cup



[WastedTone]

@MeizDawg11 My brother dated the girl who produced that...... Yeah, it's not real.



[Porkytool5]

why are some censored and some aren't

[Lumpiluk]

watch?v=8r1CZTLk-Gk -> the complete opposite to this video :D

[MrAwsomemoose]

Dude, you are awesome, but you can't pull off a mustache.

I could do a whole internet rant about how awful that mustache looks.

[UMPGamer565]

PEDO BEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[enjoyboredom]

im too young and too asian to grow one even i wanted to...

[enjoyboredom]

hey he grew a mustache! cool.

[CoothaDrifter]

Gentlemen's Rant: Music

[telhacerta]

2:13 >> the best one... self control at its finest.

[LoVeViruSs]

Watching gentleman rant makes my life more awful.

[thoman100]

0:13 best line ever.

[halomaniackslashcraz]

Only Tom Selleck, Stalin and The Pringles guy can pull off a mustache!

[grape362]

put one of these guys in front of the people they're pretending to talk to and they would crumble 

[dasoupsta]

y'all should do one on the TSA officials!

[qwertyqwertykenken]

Fuck u aznmoogle

[Daps741]

airport security sucks. unless u flash ur military ID that gets you in the short line.

[Willdurhamwill]

@Daps741 fuck i forgot i had this fucking military ID badge that everyone fucking has

[marcotradervi]

The ending was fucking hilarious!



[pspgod9999]

this black guy is funny as hell xD

[2Fat2Furi0us]

Thanks , I just took a shower ! :).

[MrMaskedman13]

Would you like to check your bag for $50.00? No. Fuck you.

[freshprince58]

Gentleman's Rant: Cops

[thedancingqueen56]

FIRST WORLD FUCKING PROBLEMS

[NurbedUp]

weird how I got an air travel commercial before I saw this.

Gentlemen's Rant: Expensive Restaurants

[SizedChewyStick]

Looks odd with a mustache.. But a beard?

That's be hot. ;D

[rotflmaopmpqxyz]

The Gentleman's Rant: Commercials

[Chat2Conaz]

1:05 Dexters Henley Kill Shirt!

[just96ink]

they are negative about everything!!!!!!! XD

[VampirateYuki]

Why do men feel the need to grow facial hair? Because I'll let you know right now that for the most part, facial hair doesn't make you look manly or sexy it makes you look like a pedophile.

[rdurando2013]

The Gentleman's Rant: John's Moustache

[freezingcathedral]

2:04

[sinkowatsutomu]

lose the pedophile stash. You look like an ass hole. You also look like you want to fondle my 12 year old brother. Not ok