Do you know anything about hackers?

[mediumcokeinshanghai]

I remember hearing this as a kid and being really really impressed by the big words used in that sentence.

[Azuresong]

lumen?!

[JetFireMoc]

WORD!!!

[yaosio]

I'll write a gui to track her IP address.

[Soulflare3]

@yaosio that was a stupid thing to say, you know that right? You do know what a GUI is? And that it doesn't track anything - it's merely the display of information in a more user-friendly way.

[gravywpg]

@Soulflare3 LOL, do you know anything? Investigators once wrote a GUI in Visual Basic to track a criminal's IP address. Stop trying to sound smart

[Soulflare3]

@gravywpg They didnt write a GUI, they wrote a program. A GUI is only an interface.

[DroneFragger]

i used to be a console cowboy. Then i took a SOPA bill to the cyberspace :<

[drftme]

Console cowboys in cyberspace???

[SamuraiPie8111]

Hax

[carlrseth]

wtf?

[Magitrek]

That was... painful

[Empbonus]

20 people can't jam with the console cowboys in cyberspace.

[benzur]

Kid in orange at the end goes... "daaaaamn"

[jvdthwip]

What.

[KainAndFreinds]

@TheSuperSchulze i no dude WHY EGO WHY!!!

[Ravenwild1]

Needs more mirror shades and razorgirls

[Gregunit]

All right I think it's time to blow this thing, get everybody and the stuff together. Okay 3 2 1 let's jam.

That's how you jam with cowboys in cyberspace right?

[Xavier21358]

holy fuck its julia stiles!

[GalooGameLady]

Lumennn

[NathanTZ]

That's the only episode of Ghost Writer that I remember.

[ingofreak]

@TheSuperSchulze He didnt.

[suicidetru7h]

i want to suicide soooooooo hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!@112

[MRarpegius]

I think Egoraptor is trying to tell us something, some kind of code hidden amongs all the shit he gives a "like". Yup, must be it.

[RyokuSensei]

-.-; I think egoraptor is beginning to sell out liking a bunch of random videos now.

[stootab]

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

[733T5TUFF]

@stootab I have, and it's fantastic!

[LaughJester9000]

Never rub another man's Rhubarb!

[frosecold]

ERGORAPTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­R

[MrPantshirt]

FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!



[JBOOUTSA]

Note for all young girls: Don't be a jerk in school or Jordan Chase will come after you. Then you'll need Dexter's help, it's a whole process. Just don't be a jerk, k?

[reddo619]

@TheSuperSchulze because..... he....is.....epic

[StuffQilla]

@TheSuperSchulze XD

[TonkarzOfSolSystem]

Sounds like a Neuromancer reference... indeed, her next line references Neuromancer.

[jmm00702]

lmaolmaolmaolmaolmaosdasomdasm­dlamlma ride da dreamwave

[yillow1]

Lumen from Dexter

[TheNextMangaKing]

where am i?

[Psychotron7x2]

I had the exact same reaction as that asian chick.

[Smoke2191]

cocaine is a hell of a drug

[luke666808g]

the blond kid in the background is thinking "OMG I hope one of those console cowboys doesn't break into my room and rape me in the ass"

[paperarcher]

and not 1 hour earlier i got a virus lol DAMN YOU!!

[mclovinjk]

wheres her eyebrows?



[defacciailbreaker]

@mclovinjk burned by cowboys in cyberspace :(

[Cefst]

color 02

tree

or better yet

sudo rm -rf /

[ARussianHat]

I don't think I could jam with console cowboys in cyberspace

[DoucheFagX]

@ARussianHat then you're just not a real hacker i guess

[MrOwNaGe95]

.______________.

[Stonezorz]

wut?

[megakurre]

@TheSuperSchulze yes indeed why egoraptor?

[shadowsib]

0:12...what theeee fuck is that ugly blond thing

[Housemouser]

That is totally Julia Stiles

[hippymonkmon]

Don't copy that floppy.

[Kaylem9]

Can YOU jam with the console cowboys in CYBERSPACE!?

[Kaylem9]

@Kaylem9 Bitch PLEASE!

[ProfessorOwen]

Luman?

[ryN45678]

Whateves, I know cobol and C++. The world is my oyster.

[EDDIEinWAR]

dexter tapped that.

[purifyingspirit102]

HACK THE PLANET!

[roaringbee]

What?

[Muffin4455]

there all wrong hacking is when you have a blade or somthing and swing very forceful

[Gearsdisraeli]

inb4 someone says inb4

oh wait i'm an idiot

[diegox382]

good to know what egoraptor likes...

[MrElitemonster]

one thing about hackers/modder. ALL OF THEM ARE FUCK TARDS WHO NEED THERE MOMMYS HAND TO DO EVERYTNING

[TboneWillsone]

Is..... is that the woman from the Bourne Films!?

[LaughJester9000]

>Consoles

>Hackers

Pick one

[thenasalavenger]

@LaughJester9000 doesn't know what a console is

[PocketBeemRocket]

@LaughJester9000 Back in the 80's, all computers were consoles.

[Energyone]

oh wow, Julia Stiles?

[Jack223344]

[Science 3/50]....What?



[Zalman1337]

@Jack223344 Asians have a base Intelligence of at least 6. Even if she had abysmal Luck she'd have at least 15 Science unless she was REALLY drunk.

[hyperzyph64]

'wat'

[Salatea]

*snort* Julia Stiles...

[mannyzx]

the sad part is that I know were this clip is from.

[blackatuski360]

i know about hacking and im only 14 :D

[Gearsdisraeli]

what indeed!

[assassinkilla619]

Egoraptor fav'd?

[smallswordduelest]

0:10 holy sh*t is 10 year old Gary Busey

[BruceNJeffAreMyFlies]

@smallswordduelest HAHAHAHA

[stuffers09]

look at the blonde kid's face at 0:10 lol

[ktfreak4jesus]

And the egoraptor fanboyz come

[uberdude1988]

@ktfreak4jesus Hey, get over yourself

[sorastitchi]

what

[Piets8]

wait a sec, is that the same chick who was in dexter season 4?

[APBVoerman]

Not even back then could she act.

[comicguy00]

Inb4 egoraptortards

[victim130]

@comicguy00 Wouldn't that make you one?

[xGanchanx]

@comicguy00 Inb4 4chan XD

egoraptor sent me here!

[hippymonkmon]

@xGanchanx No.

[Ozitiho]

Obviously, she's studied CS3.

[dammitcrap]

i would jam with my cock in julia styles space.

[Borin81]

console...cowboys?

really, consoles?

[DEIMOSLOL]

Exactly. What?

[WanderLink]

Whoa, she really knows her stuff. This has me spooked. I'm deleting my cookies and then CTRL+ALT+DEL.

[theodicer]

That guy in the back is about to shit his pants

[MJM247]

holy shit it's lumen from dexter

[LaughJester9000]

inb4 someone says "Egoraptor brought be here"

[FinalBossOfEarth]

@LaughJester9000 you're a bit late bro.

[EvilUlforce]

@halotesters2 Me!

[Yamtendo]

Haha "...what?"

[halotesters2]

who else is here because of egoraptor's favoriting?

[Xantexhunter]

"Aww fuck, I can't jam with dem cowboys in cybernets."

[GreenGearMood]

What?

[LaughJester9000]

The blond kid at the end pissed himself

[icecremer]

Is that lumen?

[paintedd]

Lumen? :O

[metawolf987]

Shit, was that Brenda Song?

[nostalgia658]

oh fuck here comes the fan army

[TheBaconlaser]

I went online and downloaded some script. I can't write script and have no idea what it means but I is a haxxingod UfeelMe!.

[TheShadowsSecret]

Problem officer?

[TheShadowsSecret]

The next comment wins £999999999

[BOBSAGATification]

I bet that chick knows SHIT about hacking a gibson.

[chembro84]

@BOBSAGATification It's all about the trash file, brah

[TzunSu]

@BOBSAGATification I fucking love you for this comment.

[TzunSu]

@BOBSAGATification I fucking love you for this comment.

[LongRangeBullet]

@BOBSAGATification I love you for fucking this comment.

[DumbFish1]

@BOBSAGATification I love comment fucking you for this.

[xxAlexLoves182xx]

wat

[HigureCommando]

wat

[efperel]

"What?"

My exact same reaction

[Hex72]

Holy shit that's Julia Styles xD

[92beano92]

OMG LOOK AT THE PUSS ON THE WHITE KID WITH THE BAD HAIR AT THE END AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[robinlynn2]

LMAO! This has to be one of the most classic shows ever. Right next to Double Dare and Eureka's Castle.

[WorfSonofMoog]

what

[brandon11122]

So when are the console cowboys jamming out in cyberspace?

Heard it's going to be epic.

[XenophobicAirport]

"Don't they rollerblade around listening to weird 'Acid House' music?"

[randomtransit]

@XenophobicAirport I certainly did way back in the day. Acid House was the bomb. Though I didn't rollerblade, I skated.

[7itanium452112]

They never let me right the article for the next issue. ;(

[TomLikesGuitar]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­A

console cowboys

[TheTardisDreamer]

Lol... I know this is obvious but.... Oh My Gosh! She's so little! :O

[GHO5TWRIT3R]

While you're all commenting, i'm the H4X0R they were talking about, and right now i'm in your puter stealing your internets.

[wildmanoman]

Looks like this is a job for me..

[Niluxs]

Man you don't wanna mess with the console cowboys... Those guys are badass...

[trolljanhorse]

God this is so bad. I love it.

[Smellmoedick]

shes to hip, thats why shes always dancing with black dudes in every movie except bourne

[mixmasterp2k3]

WHAT.

[Gameathoner]

That's the gayest thing I've ever heard

[jcasaurus]

Funny thing is, she ended up killing Dade Murphy on the latest season of Dexter. Hacker on Hacker crime.

[aomtr333]

Ah...never watched this show, yet I still remember it...even though I'd always change the channel.....guess I was missing out.

[lilmizmuffett]

LOL



[DemomanX614]

Guess she didn't... Save the last dance.

[Xtos1989]

she has a nose ring, she must be legit.

[TokoYami200]

I apparently don't know anything about hacking; time to give up programming and open up a deli.

[therealsimdan]

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

[jigglelizer]

@therealsimdan HAHA, Earl Sweatshirt nice

[2Dtube1]

@therealsimdan I SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE.

I hope I did.(You're talking about a DOS virus, right?)

[ImNotCool69]

@therealsimdan Well I like to go under my bed and pretend im a carrot...

[Chraan]

Cmon the video is too short, you missed the New Wave, Dream wave, and Cyberpunk shit, lol.

[Amosral]

Apparantly reading a William Gibson novel means you know all about hackers.

[TheBilly]

@Amosral That's how I earned my official degree in Hacktology.

It's especially funny considering that: "When I wrote Neuromancer, I didn’t know anything about computers" - William Gibson.

[faolkrop]

WELL DO YOU?

[thuggles42]

and then she strapped her to a table and stabbed her in the chest

[TheBenjiable]

OMG IM AN INDIAN.... THE CONSOLE COWBOYS FROM CYBER SPACE ARE GONNA GET ME!!!!!

[LXXIII]

console cowboys in cyberspace LOLLOL

[hill1612]

Well can you. Bitch?

[milkweed18]

Cant mess with Max Mouse. I miss this show :(

[MarkyMarkEckstein]

LOLWUT!?!?!

[verbalassault87]

Everybody has gotta start somewhere even if they end up no where like Julia styles.

[grubermc12]

AOTS FTW

[StopStealingEggs]

the blonde kid in the background makes it 10 times better

[Nixon072]

DON'T HECK

[xRewinded]

HOLY CRAP THAT'S JULIA STILES! LOL with a nose ring that's twice as big as her head

[EMYDreadnaught]

The boy at the back pissed himself.

[gbmodern]

Thumbs up if the xkcd Random button sent you here.

[GMRDUI]

@gbmodern

"THUMZ UPP" if you thumbs down comments like this :/

[ThomasJAckerman]

@GMRDUI *head explodes*

[gbmodern]

Music gets pretty intense at the mention of those console cowboys.

[ijzerenhand]

the best response to that would be a good `what?`. that is good.

[ZombieGorePrincess]

I've got you all Pwnd! was sent by both xkcd AND AOTS!! yeah!

[ESTAndrew]

xckd sent me

[gojenson]

i think the background music made it that much better.

[dannyboylee]

Little do these kids know that their teacher at the beginning of the clip is the Los Pollos Hermanos man.

[AdrianDX]

Shit I don't know shit about jamming with the console cowboys in cyberspace... shiiiit

[chembro84]

@AdrianDX Sorry, but you will not be able to write about the hacker for the next issue.

[halfdecent]

Any chance you could stick up the next 30 seconds along with this first 12? the dialogue just gets better and better...

What?