Cave Johnson -- Requiem for A Lemon

[ShadowSamurai27]

The cake is a spy.

[chavokR]

i will fucking burn your house down with fucking lemons i will make a fire lemonade flame thrower

[KiwiPixel777]

This song makes everything epic

[devilish882]

does any1 know the song for this?> i cant find it

[TheGmodfan1]

@devilish882 requiem for a dream

[zllamamasters]

cave Johnson makes this speech on the tallest peak of the tallest mountain while a storm gathers and all those who dared to give him lemons cower in fear of his army of combustible lemons

[NyanCatization]

This was epic timing.

[Tiger66261]

Does anyone else think Cave sounds like Jeff bridges?

[LoneSniperSG]

@Tiger66261 Nope, Cave is RK Simmons, Also known as President Ackerman (Red Alert 3) and is also known for demanding pictures of Spiderman (Spiderman movies)

[Tiger66261]

@LoneSniperSG Yeh I know he is voiced by simmons but he still sounds ALOT like Jeff,

[bigfatcarp93]

@LoneSniperSG *JK. Not RK.

[ShootLiegh]

Whats funny when I was doing pull-ups for gym and I was trying to beat my record. So I started yelling this out... I got an extra 12 in, although everyone was all confused.

[xgrantgx1337]

Cave Johnson for 2012!

[SidneyBaker]

@hnrksl

I am never going to ever make an epic comment on youtube again.

After going back through the comments the thumb whores have made me sick.

mind = blown.

p.s. yeah I realize that whom ever is reading this does not give a fuck.

<3

-SidneyBaker

[hnrksl]

@SidneyBaker hehe

[aurafox1]

I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!

[Lizasteel625]

If that guys in charge were all gonna die

[Euposauridae]

When life hands you AIDs, don't freak out, make life take the AIDs back! Get mad! I don;t want your damn Aids! What the hell am I supposed to do with Aids? Demand to see life's manager! Make life Ree the day it thought it could give Magic Johnson AIDs! Do you know who I am? I'm the guy who's gonna burn your house down! With the AIDs! I'm gonna get some engineers to invent combustible AIDs that burn your house down!.....Wait...what?

[TheLyoko1000]

FA-VO-RI-TE QUOTE IN PORTAL 2. Stellerman7, salutes to you and your new combustible lemon army.

[bigfatcarp93]

You know, it's a good thing he died that year, because otherwise he WOULD have taken over the world.

[Myxale]

Epic. Music made his whole speech world-dominating epic. Kudos!

[yeoldpepsi]

when the music got intense at 0:34 i could just see houses and barns burning with lemons on fire all over the friggin place

[benjilippincott]

LEMON CAKE!

[ThomasYams]

@Deathbones31 this is the best quote from any game :\

[Deathbones31]

Best Portal 2 quote.

[ForReal261]

i liked the part where he talked about lemons

[pieonastick1]

IM GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN..... WITH THE LEMONS! IM GOING TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON!

[Lolicrafter404]

17 people gave Cave Johnson lemons

[oendember123]

I love his text about burning house with lemons :D

[XXmusicsavesmeXX]

haha lol. Thank you person from Yahoo answers for sending me here. I think my week was just made...

[SuperChargedCreeper]

lEMONS

[MrLupeer]

The Lemon Is a Lie

[bigfatcarp93]

@MrLupeer No, the Lemon is a spy... for Black Mesa.

[DG4wunderwaffe]

HILARIOUS!!!

[harryploper1]

:D

[Memeroxzlotz]

T_T beautiful.

[shadow31213]

MAJOR chills. Holy shit that was awesome.

[ninjastalker92]

Fuck yeah.

[mrfirework2]

Lemons+Grenades=Lemonade?

[TheMisterPoPo43]

@mrfirework2 Technically, it would be Lemo 'nade.

[gogolplex74]

WIN

[MessengerOfDreams]

Waiiiiiiiiiiit... time out

If Cave's making combustible lemons to burn life's house down with lemons... he's technically making lemonade out of lemons; i.e., a good thing for him (combustability) out of something he didn't want (lemons.)

Paradox. XD I'll take my medal now.

[Tiger66261]

I love this video. I can just imagine a Movie scene with Jeff bridges playing cave ranting about lemons. Oscar worthy I say.

[DeNoh]

16 people had their houses burned down by lemons.

[TheRandomnessx7]

LOL IMAGE THIS AS A TRAILER FOR A MOVIE

Cave Johnson: Rise of the Lemons

[darkfisted]

I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDER MAN!

[TheGmodfan1]

lemon + grenade = lemonade

[TheDarkHowler]

@TheGmodfan1 Hell yeah!

[roryh50]

@TheGmodfan1 thats kinda creepy XD

[dekudude247]

@TheGmodfan1 i never noticed that

[fighter0077]

song?

[TheGmodfan1]

@fighter0077 Requiem for a dream

[Fernando20017]

@fighter0077 "Requiem for a Dream."

[Twilight14Vampire]

When life gives you muffins... look sad D:

[AbominableBunny]

"I'm Cave Johnson, and I approve this message ^_^"

[SMD6277]

16 people like life more than combustible lemons

[Bloodzone345]

this never gets old

[sw33t656]

16 people obviously like lemons

[MidNiteSun32]

Sounds like a freaking movie trailer.

[mickeyyeung0528]

This video should be "Requiem For A House"

[Disturbingdarkmind]

Brilliant, I only wish the rant was longer.

[Likeomgwtfbbq22]

great song and great speech...what a perfect combination

[FunnyInc3]

At the end you hear " I am going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon to burn your house down" then a few second later you hear the angels singing

[Tyannalyn]

.....

[HelpTheLolless]

im the man who is going to burn your house down....with the lemons

[sickdude197]

Bad music ruins the effect.

[ASubHumanOfSociety]

@sickdude197 Okay, unfitting, perhaps, but BAD? Requiem for the Dream, you dare to call bad?! I'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMON!

[sickdude197]

@ASubHumanOfSociety I meant bad-fitting. :P

[cableman]

Someone should make a Mod on Minecraft that makes combustible lemons, and shoot a video of themselves firing lemons at wooden houses with this song playing in the background.

[didowexbox]

@cableman Someone already did

[cableman]

@didowexbox could you link?

[alajhondro]

Lolz combustable lemons

[FoolyCoolyMabase]

This speech is so awesome that it even inspired GLaDOS

[AKIASMAKA1996]

song?????

[Kerstkomtwel]

@AKIASMAKA1996 Requiem for a dream, obviously

[TheIndigobeef]

@Kerstkomtwel actually it was in a movie called requiem for a dream :P the actual song is Lux Aeterna by Clint Mansell

[MultiKarmacharger]

Mein got... this fits so perfectly...

[fighter0077]

If life gives you lemons don't make lemonade make PRUNE JUICE

[leaf732]

Ooh team avo favorited this better get a back up

[Manzana1C]

is the name of the song Lux Aeterna?

[fare777]

@Manzana1C Indeed it is.

[Blue2becool]

@Manzana1C no, its called the dream is collapsing

[ThePazzaTube]

@Manzana1C The song is "Requim for a Dream" by Clint Mansell.

[colton5246]

What song is this?!

[Nikifuj908]

@colton5246 Requiem for a Dream soundtrack. Search Requiem for a Dream on YouTube and you'll probably find it.

[fare777]

@Nikifuj908 wrong, this is actually called Lux aterna.

[Nikifuj908]

@fare777 Whatever. It's easier to find it if you search "Requiem for a Dream".

[fare777]

@Nikifuj908 I'd rather call it by its original name...

[SweetNightmareHikari]

Life will indeed rue the day it gave Cave Johnson lemons...

[tintinytdj]

...I think they secretly made this with the soundtrack in the background.

[JShadowLurker]

I am life's manager.We aren't refunding any lemon giveaways, but, we may swap your lemons for limes, please check our website for more information.

[TheQuilanvos]

I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN... WITH THE LEMONS!

[flannism]

And than we went onto the Beaches of D-Day...

[Stellerman7]

Cave Johnson makes this speech over a cliff as storm clouds gather in the distance. The wind picking up speed as his speech angrier and angrier. The fools that dared give Cave Johnson lemons cower in fear as hs summons his army of cumboustible lemons to darken the skies and wreak havoc upon life!

[gingergingerginger1]

@Stellerman7 "cumboustible"? xD

[Stellerman7]

@gingergingerginger1 i was typing too fast lol

[PuppetierMaster]

@Stellerman7 Cave Johnson makes this speech over a cliff as storm clouds gather in the distance. The wind intensifies as his speech gives volume as he continues yelling. The fools that dared give Cave Johnson lemons cower in fear, as he summons his army of combustible lemons to darken the skies and wreak havoc upon life!

[Stellerman7]

@PuppetierMaster ... did you really take the time to repeat everything I said minus the typos?

[kelseybug924]

@Stellerman7 +9001 internets to you, good sir.

[Stellerman7]

@kelseybug924 Thank you my good man.

[TheLyoko1000]

@Stellerman7 Congrats to your new combustible lemon army.

[wayness5]

i wish i had this guys voice

[HitmanReborn9999]

How does he burn the house with lemons if he doesn't want our damn lemons

[Neeckin]

What...what song is that? I need to know

[MrLethalcookie]

@Neeckin lux aeterna by clint mansell from the requiem for a dream soundtrack

[Neeckin]

@MrLethalcookie Thank you very much

[luigibarqs]

Everyone who disliked this video had their house burned down by combustible lemons designed by Cave Johnson's engineers.

[MeAndMyLittleVoices]

This is...

SO EPIC.

[shadowinfinite13]

.....And then I conquered Asia.

[Dirtboy101]

Grab your lemons. It's time for battle.

[tehfrog]

chills, man. chills.

[brattypuppydog]

What do lemons have to do with portal 2 anyway. I have not played it personally but I still would like to know.

P.S. I like sweetened iced tea over lemonade.

[JazzakRavenshade]

@brattypuppydog It's a common saying which is just "When life gives you lemons, make lemonades". All it means is you should make the best of a situation. Cave Johnson uses it when he finds out he's poisoned by something (can't remember what) and this is a later rant he makes

[TehRealWeegee]

@JazzakRavenshade moon rock, poisoned both kidneys, this rant is about make life takes said lemons back

[brattypuppydog]

@JazzakRavenshade i know, its a joke. Dont take it so seroiusly. When does this cave johnson come in anyways. I have seen this one guy playing portal 2 and i have yet to hear this guy at all in the game

[AlRFREAK13]

@brattypuppydog keep going portal 2 is pretty long. I wont spoil anything for you

[JazzakRavenshade]

@brattypuppydog He appears underground. 's all I'm saying.

[raytaxthevoid]

team avo took the damned lemons and burned life down!

[benarutos]

little girl: *whaaaa* i just wanted to know if u wanted to buy some lemonade *begins to cry*

[EaglesNestOne64]

Alright, I've been thinking. When Clint Mansell gives you Lux Aeterna, don't make videos with it. Make Clint take his music back. GET MAD! I don't want your damn music. What am I supposed to do with this!? Demand to see Mansell's manager! Make Mansell rue the day - and thought he could give CAVE JOHNSON an overused theme tune. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M THE MAN THAT'S GONNA BURN YOUR INSTRUMENTS DOWN, with Lux Aeterna. I'm gonna get my engineers to invent sheet music that BURNS YOUR INSTRUMENTS.

[bklp311]

Simply great and inspiring :)

[LordDragonSovereign]

lmao XDDDDDDD

[TigerMeet2142]

cave johnson is at 0:18 the other one is ross

[jasin117]

BURNING PEOPLE HE SAYS WHAT WE ARE ALL THINKING

[KingGalby]

DEMAND to see LIFE'S MANAGER!

[KTHXBAI49]

how the hell do you burn a house with lemons?

[shiverunit]

@KTHXBAI49 Get engineers to invent a combustible lemon.

[CatMaster90001]

and so it begins, the war of Cave Johnson vs. Life: The Lemon Wars

[kingoffallou]

lemon +grenade =lemonade

[muffinproject]

@kingoffallou If life gives you lemons, grab some grenades, make lemonades, and burn life's house down.

[TimFreud]

@muffinproject (With the lemons.)

[kilmindaro3]

@muffinproject

If lemons give you lemons, grab some lemons, make lemonade and burn lemon's lemon down.

[ThatOneGuy198]

@kilmindaro3 LOL

[Jinryuzuki]

EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Michael117isbac]

Cave Johnson VS. Chuck Norris?

[MrFLAMER123]

@Michael117isbac Cave jonson will win... I KNOW THIS, Cave johnson will use his godlike combustible lemon powers.

[vicentevalair]

AVO for life!!

[supertoad65]

any admins in minecraft out there watching this watch out team aVo hearted this i think there making combustible lemons! watch out >:D

[RandomBat]

the irate gamer music ruined it for me

[Victim15]

@RandomBat

> mfw he compares Requiem for a Dream to IrateGamer

[suudsuz]

@Victim15 wtf is that mean lol?

[XboxPros360]

@RandomBat

lol you think this is from Irate Gamer? try again bro.

[7chanconn7]

team AVO brought me here

[SidneyBaker]

@7chanconn7

This comment let me discover Team AVO.

All I can say is... Wow.

I love Team Avolition.

[chickenzzzzzzzzz]

@SidneyBaker WHATS TEH FREAKING MUSIC MUST KNOW

[fanges147]

@chickenzzzzzzzzz Requiem for a Dream, if you aren't trolling.

[chickenzzzzzzzzz]

@fanges147 im not

[chickenzzzzzzzzz]

@fanges147 can you maybe post video with only music

[fanges147]

@chickenzzzzzzzzz Due to Youtube prohibiting linking due to spam, replace the top URL with the appropriate. "watch?v=tmtmHevhoes"

[teddybearmuderful]

@SidneyBaker agreed

[Internet1001001]

@SidneyBaker do you play minecraft?

[koeninja]

@Internet1001001 I'm the griefer who's gonna burn your house down with my Flint and Steel!

[TheNatManRS]

@SidneyBaker Aren't they just? The entire world, except for owners and members of griefable games, should know of them.

[TheSweenyToad]

This is beautiful.

[theriddlen]

EPIC

[EynXaeyn]

the original is just plain epic but this......this needs a whole new ranking system to even be classified

[MrAWESOMEWOMBAT]

Someone, please do a bit with the downfall/hitler meme, but with Cave Johnson. It would be beautiful.

[Tyraxio]

So... Beautiful.

[espranta]

make a full one! xD

[NOELSON341]

Powerful and inspiring!

[maskedpillager]

That wasn't even the soundtrack to Requiem, it was one of its many re-embodiments. Get your music right. Respect Kronos Quartet.

[Fenlain]

@maskedpillager Chill, jesus.



[Zeldagigafan90210]

burning people, he says what we're thinking

[BlackRockBacon]

How could anyone dislike this? This is so freaking awesome and hilarious...I have listened to it countless times now. Thank you for posting this!

[Merc261]

They should extend his speech to match the song

[YosukeComicRelief]

I like the cave johnson portrait as he is now because he looks like Dr.Cox from scrubs. XD