Microsoft Sam reads Stupid and Weird Signs THE TENTH

[doctorfeelucky]

school zone speed limit, 26.01922366

[driveandkill]

Hes like serious sam :D

[AT88TV]

2:48 is the best sign ever.

[JakeTV370]

@AT88TV Comment made 3 minutes ago. :D

[AT88TV]

@JakeTV370 Comment made 1 second ago. :D

[JakeTV370]

@AT88TV Comment made 23 minutes ago. :P

[TheKitcat31]

Why the FUCK would i watch this while eating cereal?!!?!?!

lol good thing i had another bowl to spit the cereal into haha

[ThePhoenix1351]

LOL! It's 2 years since and it's still funny! Liked and favorited :)

[galaxy366]

Anus burgers HAHAHAHA

[Ericthehammer76]

i throw sticks at trees!

[ThePhoenix1351]

I LOL AT THE TOILET BEARD

[Stere0123]

4:13 "no urun" GADIES AND MENTLEGEN, WE HAVE A MISHPELL!

[856956sinewavetones]

cute sign at 2:43

[EatAnOctorok]

@856956sinewavetones lol yeah

[856956sinewavetones]

note to thunderbirds101: I am agnostic but dont be so closed minded to ALL christans...unless you ARE CERTAIN that they are ALL wrong. I will say Baptists, Roman Catholics, Protestants and most christain sects are proven wrong by science, logic, and history but some of them maybe proven right.

[Stuntpilot22]

5 people are school drop out construction workers

[ScarsOfTheFallen]

Ninja Entry ^__^

[GoldenPickaxe]

DO MORE

[spazracing94]

the square root of 677 is 26

[Loganiz1337]

he obviously has speakonia

[weeowey]

I screenshotted all of these and I know that 'screenshotted' is not a word

[curlyclay2]

hahahah..."that missile is gonna blow up my brand new Ferrari....

[TheRoadblade]

I LOL AT THE ANUS BURGERS

[WingmanVWXYZ]

I laughed my ass of at the Ninja Entry sign xD

[MisterAwsome1234]

@WingmanVWXYZ ...whichwas fake

[didowexbox]

4:00

Is that a GTA refenence ?

[sharkkilla34]

i want a green lama but no i am to old so what i want one. screw you mother i want a green lama. TO bad i dont want you to have one so ha. i hate you mommy

[gamernoe]

so how do u make the laugh in 4:05 cause i got windows XP

[syoncle]

LOL 2:40 Insane seizure swooo swoo swoo wawawawawawabagwawabagbag

[4008redrum]

The Tree Has A Funny Voice.

[arkangel1171]

Ermm it is supposed to be crab no crap XD!!!!!!

[4008redrum]

0:41 Thats One Retarded Sign

[RedDaVincy]

Microsoft Mike is GOD.

[Portokal400]

how do u make these SWOT SWOT SWOT sounds ? :D

[RedDaVincy]

Your MOTHER.

[FranrulesVistasucks]

would you be glad enough to PM me the exact text you use to make him laugh like that?

[FranrulesVistasucks]

How do you do the laugh at 4:05? I've tried everything and I can't get sam to do it :( desperate!

[Thunderbirds101]

It's only possible with the "Natural" version of Microsoft Sam in Windows XP.

[GHRockotron3000]

@Thunderbirds101 i think if you speed up a regular speakonia laugh using audio editing, well, you know the rest.

[0oDarkLordRevano0]

@Thunderbirds101 But what do you type to do the laugh... IT'S SOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME LOLOLOL SOI

[Eddy34Mario]

TSOP!! BMUP!!! lol

[shadowangelcrystal12]

i loled so hrd at try our new anus burger and do not feed your hand! XXD im still laughing!

[kenv08]

anus burgers lolololololololololololol

[benlonghighway]

More, more, more!

[Giratina87]

This is the most hilarious Microsoft Sam Reads Stupid Signs video!

[Scifimaster92]

The part where Sam throws the stick of dynamite at the tree reminds me of that film "Silent Running" - it's essentially the same thing there. Only in the case of the film, they blast more than just a single tree - they blast an entire forest with a nuclear bomb!

[Snyarhedir]

"Tourist Season" is not as funny to those who have seen a certain CSI Las Vegas episode, in which a gang goes around beating and often killing tourists just for fun.

[Snyarhedir]

In my philosophy, Sam, deforestation and other forms of compromising the planet's capacity to support life forfeits the right to one's own life--SO PREPARE TO DIE!

[Snyarhedir]

"Turn or burn" Christians, as Garfield would say, should be dragged out into the street and shot.

[gamerseye171]

OH MY GOD R U RACIST?!?!?!?

[Thunderbirds101]

Uhhh, No.

[CrispyTurtl3]

@Thunderbirds101 how do you get microsoft sam for windows XP?

[victobob]

My favorite parts: No no no no no no no no, please, please, don't throw that stick of dynamite at me! I actually have a wife and warfare 2. Please, please...BOOM!", BMUP, and TSOP.

[GrowingObsession]

LOLLLLLL bmup xD

[benlonghighway]

Could you PLEASE make Sam have another Roflcopter Seizure on the 11th signs video?

[MsGirlPower101]

"Bikes go on bridge

Cars go in the water"

Wait, what?! Cars aren't supposed to go in the water! Do they think cars are boats? What a stupid sign

[Coliwack]

my fav line in the whole movie: learn some goddamn motherfucking shit crap ass english, you stupid english failures! hahaha! i loved this!!

[lilpuppyangels]

coool :D

[darkshadic4]

1:28

XD

[ProfessionalDummy]

what site is the ninja one on?

[RorytheRetrokid]

rotflol

soi soi soi soi soi soi

[IcyFreshHALO]

Omfg Anus burgers thats the first time ive ever laughed till i cried XD

[ventures58]

Engrish FTW. Nuff said.

[TheD22Zone]

I plead the tenth! Greatness! XD XD CHUG CHUG

[99wcc]

Lol for, "Try our new anus burgers." I think the guy accidently misspelled "angus" burgers. ROFL XD

[HEMIpoweredherochao]

@99wcc I think you figured out that a simple spelling error made a sign funny!!

[TurquoiseStar17]

It could have been intentional. Maybe whoever took the picture works there and messed around while changing the sign.

[jrvslam]

i got one error :

Recycle bin about to recycle recycle bin,recycle???

Option 1:Proceed

Option 2:NO(blocked)

Option3: Goddammitsonofabitchpeiceofshi­tmutherfuckingashollefuckfuckf­uck

you can use it you want.thx

[LukRacer]

SOI SOI SOI!

[341464]

0:44 1:17 XDD And 2:10 TSOP???

[vadont]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­

[Domingo0022]

Awesomess plus a taco. Zombiemingo is balls. XD

[ANGELO13111]

hahhhaahha another good one.

[ScarletDestiney]

Thoses anus burgers r yummy >.>..

[nirvana1393]

bout damn time dude

[Poirier0708]

OMG FINALLY!

[pokeguilherme98]

lol at the heat seeking missile testing area

[ThatParanoidGuy]

i have the translation of the sign at 1:17. it's: Tourism: Detentation for ascent and reduction of passengers. it's in spanish.

[Lebon19]

Awesome.

It's back :D

[bluebird1494]

LMAO! XD

[TurquoiseStar17]

Awesome, I love this series and was hoping you'd produce another =D

[RoflWarz]

yay, i love this signs!

[taylorcooper1]

yyahhhhhhhhhhh

[HoorayforOliver]

You might want to slow down sam, though...

[Thunderbirds101]

He was kinda fast at the start, so I slightly slowed him down later on in the video.

[makutateridax20]

please make a part 11 please

[HoorayforOliver]

Sweet, a new one!!