Eddie izzard-cake or death

[KILLEROFGOD]

I would poison the cake.

[fishman017]

I find it interesting that two of my favorite comics' best bits involve cake. Eddie Izzard's "cake or death" sketch is awesome and perhaps even more funny is Gaffigan's standard cake routine.

[FailedFuri]

That is pure awesomeness !

[HellsingFan22]

CAKE OR DEATH !? LOL XD !!

[Bunny120634]

I LOVE EDDIE IZZARD HE IZ THE BEST EVA!!!!!!!!!

[MrJakesfunnyvideos]

OH SO FUNNY HE IS PRETTY GOOD

[arctrooperproduction]

CAKE OR DEATH?

uh cake please.

well were OUT OF CAKE, we only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush.

so my choice is or death?

well have the chicken then.

[fishman017]

Eddie Izzard is awesome. His comic presentation and historical depth are absolutely amazing. I pretend to be a connoisseur of stand up, and I rate Izzard among the best. I still like Richard Lewis' "...From Hell" sessions better. But Izzard is easily among my all time favorites.

[asdoja3]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!­! So funny!!!

[meegamoze]

2 words. Epic win.



[TheAngrybird1000]

CAKE...OR...DEATH! best words ever! I'll have the Cake please.

[TheRakion2]

132 people chose death

[tristanwilliams1998]

This was funny :) I loved it :)

[soraheart52]

YES!!!!!!!!



[IanEduardoMeneses]

ALLINOL OR DEATH

[DeadshotDivinity]

fuck you

[MusicalBookworm1000]

" Cake or death?" response: " What kind of cake?"

[Raindrop7199]

Axlerod- Allinol or death? McMissile- Uh, Allinol please Axlerod- Very well, give him Allinol Mcmissile- Thank you... very nice Axlerod- YOU Allinol or death McQueen- Uh, Allinol for me to please Axlerod- Very well. Give him Allinol, too. We're gonna run outta Allinol at this rate.YOU Allinol or death? Mater- Uh, death please- ALLINOL, allinol Axlerod- You said death first, ahh Mater- Well I meant Allinol Axlerod- Alright

[TaskMaster619]

VERY WELL

[PlayHazard]

Thank for flying Church of England, Cake or Death.

[Falloutrockchick]

My brother actually put a post-it note on a cake my mum bought, and wrote on it "Cake or death?"... I found it hilarious... My mother on the other hand didn't appreciate it...

We both love Eddie Izzard, he is a genius!

[Gresysa]

the cake is a lie though?

[Naymy]

@Gresysa

But I want my fish shaped solid waste and ethylbenzene!!

[flameboy1109]

cake or death cake what kind wife what kind of cake shall i get the custard WHAT

[StitchV2]

I've seen him live too

And i turned the crowd in my favour

Eddie said balloon, i randomly chanted whey!

He responded with "Why thank you, we're from the Great British Society of Balloons"

later on, Eddie would do a joke about cats and helium....cat balloon...everyone shouted WHEEEY!!

He turned to me and said "ahhhhh you turned them"

I'll remember that night till the day I die :D

[abdabzz]

I want some cake -.-

[roboguy75]

best comedian next to George Carlin

[JosephZist]

he is the best comedien ever thumbs up if you agree

[cnjansen96]

this should be on monty pythonXD

[LoverGirl12389]

CAKE OR DEATH?!

[TheKatiebrooke97]

Umm it's " so the choice is OR DEATH?!?!"

[Tigerman1138]

@TheKatiebrooke97 "Well then have the chicken then please."

[imTweeqy]

So my choice is all death?? Well, i have the chicken then!

[AngusYoungForMayor]

I'm not finding this funny.

[Alcest9870]

@AngusYoungForMayor THEN YOU CHOOSE DAETH!?

[AngusYoungForMayor]

@Alcest9870 No, because your nickname is cool. Alcest!

[Alcest9870]

@AngusYoungForMayor I... I don't get it... o.o;

[SamildanachEmrys]

@AngusYoungForMayor It doesn't really work when it's taken out of context.

[TheAudiience]

Cho'Gath anyone?

[Timmytimmy123123]

Death, cake, potato or lemons?

[andersfranghettot]

Ah, no one does british comedy like the british

[spiritualmommy1]

death .. no no no CAKE

[dancingwithmyself3]

Agree!

[JPure360]

Why are the top comments always the 2 idiots who decide to quote what we watched or about to watch. It's not as funny in text so why do it.

[andybpiano]

Born in Yemen, Dyslexic, Fluent in French, German, and a little bit of Latin. Started out as street performer. Became one of the best comedians in England and won 2 Emmys... while in drag. Has one of the most intelligent but also absurd comedic styles. Became an accomplished actor. Ran 27 miles per day, 6 days a week, for 7 weeks with only 5 weeks of training and no prior experience and his life story was made into a movie..... Eddie Izzard is one of the most incredible people I've seen.

[mcjeb]

@andybpiano actually hes T.V not drag.

drag is over flamboyant, hes pretty tasteful with it

[andybpiano]

@mcjeb You're very correct.

[mcjeb]

@andybpiano thank you sir

might i add well played?

[garyji]

@andybpiano Very nice summation! I had no idea about the long-distance running. Always thought of him as a thinking-persons, executive transvestite, stand-up comedian.

[egdawritnh]

@andybpiano - As wonderful as he is, he's fluent in neither French nor German. He has perhaps performed in these languages on occasion, but not without considerable confusion from the audiences!

[kyme26]

i say that all the time now cake or death!

[millorabbit]

ill have the chicken!



[expandranon]

127 people choose death.

[estebee]

what kid of cake only has 3 slices...?

[warriorsfan369]

@estebee the kind where the slices are as big as your face :D lol

[tacticianSHG]

what's the eddie izzard clip of him... i can't really remember the situation but he said, "What is it john I am arranging matches" doubt that's the name even, but if you can find that clip from my vague description than please tell me? you can have cake or death afterwards- all out of death too.

[Ozymandias495]

@tacticianSHG It's his bit about British films versus American films. Just type "Brit vs. U.S. Movies, Eddie Izzard" and it will come up on youtube.

[mrpossibilities]

@tacticianSHG Ha. That was the one about American movies vs British movies. One of the most hilarious stand up routines in the history of stand up comedy.

[SurfKahuna2008]

Cake or death + shirt = 

shirt.woot.com/

[Vampirekittiz]

Same here from kuroshitsuji

[EyreFeather]

Nah i too came here from kuroshitsuji...both are hilarious!

[MiyariShirou]

Am I the only one who was brought here by Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji)~?

[tobiunderthemaskX48]

@MiyariShirou HOW?!?

[MiyariShirou]

@tobiunderthemaskX48 Because of a spoof involving the audio from this act~ Black butler cake or death~ Look it up~

[annabeth12]

LOL my theatre teachers go back and forth with this for the longest time and i never got it and i finally googled it today and NOW I KNOW and its hilarious XDD ooohh i love theatre <3 x3

[NikonSanz]

not-funny-in the- slightest.

[chucknorrisgawd]

I miss The Riches....

[ChildOfDarkness12]

CAKE OR DAETH?

uh death please... no wait cake sorry!

you said death first ahahaa death first!

well i meant cake.

oh all right.

[yugoroth1]

@ChildOfDarkness12 You're lucky I'm Church of England!

[mikuz007]

well the cake is a lie so ill take death

[BrunetteNinja12]

Face at 0:50 was so funny! :D

[GLaDOSandChell]

STOP SAYING THE CAKE IS A LIE IF U R TALKING ABOUT PORTAL

[SparxofFlame]

@GLaDOSandChell

I don't thinks it's as much of a lie as just fun to say.

[rocker9154]

@GLaDOSandChell The Cake Is A Lie ;)

[asaguda]

@rocker9154 Oooold

[SNTwistedSeries]

@GLaDOSandChell the cake is a lie!

[AloisLovesCiel]

Guy:Cake or death? Me:...Death please, Seem like no one ELSE is Getting it :D

[SparxofFlame]

@AloisLovesCiel

It MUST be something special, aye?

[AloisLovesCiel]

@SparxofFlame Must be xD

[vclopi]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

[AloisLovesCiel]

@vclopi YES!! THE CAKE IS VERY MUCH A LIE D;

[VulcanMassageIsBad]

Lies or death?

[ianiiasu]

reminds me of a scene in monty python's - life of brian. the one where michael palin asks the prisoners if their sentence is crucifixion. :) the tone is the same...

[WinterbornSalem]

The first time I saw Eddie Izzard, my first reaction was....oh gowd....then I was like, "oh hi God, fancy meeting you here after laughing too much"

[XxSoulEaterChicxX]

122 people chose death!!

[Chargal4]

:30 Run out of cake? Oh noes! *rushes to Costco for the massive sheet cake*

[1751718]

122 people have chosen death now!!! They must be nazi-shitheads



[rachelisinsane]

cake is a lie 0.o

[skywize]

Missed the Hitler bit, but still funny.

[denhamrp]

@TheSouleatergirl101 Of course you're being mean, he's quite obviously a man.

[kokeshigirl101]

@denhamrp I actually thought he might have been a women when I first saw him. I find him really beautiful :)

[alexanderg3636]

this is soooo funny how could anybody dislike this

[maloriekittie513]

@alexanderg3636 The death part. o-o

[Punkyemoking]

PORTAL 4TW

[JaxsonXIII]

well if there's no cake or chicken then...i'll have the salad.

[darkseed1010]

I'm sure someone already said it. "The cake is a lie"

[TheShelbyTheShelby]

@darkseed1010 Except the cake isn't a lie...

[CayenneCanine]

@TheShelbyTheShelby do you know what he is talking about?



[TheShelbyTheShelby]

@CayenneCanine Yes.

[CayenneCanine]

@TheShelbyTheShelby Oh alright then, fair enough.

[nuclearstrike2011]

429 people chose death

[nuclearstrike2011]

ill have pizza

[airbendingavatar1]

I can imagine GLaDOS doing this!... and making everyone pick "death" anyway.

[DarthFlaw]

I had the vegetarian

[dmhewey]

No, no! I meant cake! I really did!

[hitsugaya654]

If this was GLaDIOS it would be death for everyone!

[13BenVan]

Ummmm... Cake please!

[BabeioStormyej207]

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[TheSlackerkid114]

onw of the funniest bits i have seen in a while.

[ShadowFox8P]

"You said death first, aaaah." Sooo funny :D

[linkcm]

The cake is a pie.

[ILATINiko]

@MrFishy5 Dude...errr, you realize vevo is actually a good thing for youtube...right?

[MrFishy5]

@ILATINiko I honestly don't care anymore but why is vevo good for youtube

[ILATINiko]

@MrFishy5

Because not only are they allowing you to listen and watch your favorite music and bands on youtube, they are doing so while getting money to youtube, and giving proper credit to their artists.

Why don´t you tell me exactly why vevo is bad for youtube?

[MrFishy5]

@ILATINiko Oh well that makes sense and why don't I tell you why it is bad for youtube because i don't give a damn I only posted this because at the time this seemed like it was giving legit reasons I have gotten used to new youtube and honestly don't care anymore except for the copyright laws which I totally understand but I still don't like them

[DarkKetzerisch]

Featured on TV Tropes! =D

[kay4today]

The cake is a lie.

[Tphras12]

119 people now choose death.. mm yummy chicken :D

[pskerries]

He is FANTASTIC!

[ShadowSpawn666]

I like this guy's jokes but the way he dresses and stuff I find rather offputing and distracting. I'll stick to the audio CDs.

[ss4veggie]

@ShadowSpawn666 rofl, what, you think youre gonna go gay? xD

[ShadowSpawn666]

@ss4veggie No, not worried about that, I just find it distracting.

[thesandband]

the way he says "Very wel!!"... it cracks me up all the times...

[ebutemetube]

Cake and gay.

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[Mewstarangel]

The Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center would like to remind you that at the end of the test, you will be given delicious, moist deaAAAAAAAAAaaAa- [static] cake.

[MrFrogzz94]

@Mewstarangel WAAAAH 119 people found out that the cake was a lie!!

[Pisces3990]

You, cake or death?

Uhh, death please . . . No cake, cake sorry.

AAhh, you said death first

You're lucky I'm church of England.

This never gets old. Ever lol

[jasonissober]

@Pisces3990 "You're lucky I'm church of England."what does it mean by it/

[Pisces3990]

@jasonissober You have to hear the joke in context of the whole Dress To Kill routine. Eddie Izzard likes to repeat jokes all the time.

[123DannyDawg]

@jasonissober that they are a church and accept mistakes

[carrollsandee]

cake please....

[breyergirl1243]

well were out of cake!

[LuckySchaeffer]

Thank you for flying Church of England. Cake or death?

[CookieMonsterMourner]

lol, i LOVE this :D

[Aljannah28]

This is the best! lmao

[9kenny5]

i smell bacon.

[DungeonSeigeMaster]

111 people should have death and no cake AT ALL!!

[wahhho]

@DungeonSeigeMaster keep your cake and shove it up your poop shooter. this guy is funny

[DungeonSeigeMaster]

@wahhho i didnt say hes not funny i was saying the people that thinks its not funny should have death. so you think he is funny (gives you cake):D

[wahhho]

@DungeonSeigeMaster oh ok. but im a pie person

[DanRaccoon]

Who the hell gives this a thumbs down? terrorists!?

[Vladimirsplee]

I CHOOSED TEH CHIKENS!

[ChibiVamp232]

I love Eddie Izzard.

[jackster1212]

this is hilarious and Eddie's great... but isn't this just a different version of the Monty Python "freedom or crucifixion" bit at the end of "Life of Brian?"

[gothicanimeangel96]

@jackster1212 i think so to...

[soundzen]

i would like to see gordon ramsay say this to his contestants LOL

[ReneeRussellHumor]

Reminds me of "Mashed potatoes or sex?"



[QuietForm]

VERY WELL! Give him CAKE!

[loopadda37]

I'm currently studying the church of england in History - guess who can't keep a straight face in class whenever we talk about it? =]

[Harriet123P]

He speaks a little bit like Rik Mayall, doesn't he?

[JanineRobin]

@Harriet123P I never thought about that til you said it here, yes he does

[Slycooper14]

cake please~ well we're outta cake!

[Limabean910]

111 chose death.

[MrPimpHat]

@Limabean910 3828 people chose cake

[GuitarBoyRockingOut]

@Limabean910 no 120 people chose this is fuking stupid.....

[HelensClipz]

Cake

[JustynShane]

My choice is 'Or Death?'

[sexylair69]

hahahahahaha

[jeroro70]

sooooo random !!! sooo funny!!! 108 people missed the like button

[ParisBeautyQueen2012]

ah, well ill have the chicken then please.

[Eiliosdraye]

Yes.

[supermen37]

BAhahah!!! church of england is to cheap to offord cake !!!

OMG !!!! gay ppl are soo funnie

thistownisdead <---- they are hilarious too :P

[NymphetamineOrchid]

@supermen37

Eddie Izzard isn't gay. He's a Male Lesbian. He wants in her pants and to wear her pants afterward.

[drowninthedark]

@supermen37 Eddie Izzard's a transvestite, and being a trani doesn't mean you're gay. If you'd ever actually watched his stand up then you'd know that he's not.

[oreo659]

106 people missed the like button

[princessyoukai1234]

106 people have bad aim

[Mikoyo15]

cake or death? ...COOKIES!

[emoboi987]

Respond to this video... uuhhh death please!!!