Im sorry but if you follow this guide you are nearly guarenteed to end up with a dead battery and on the side of the road..... Heres my guide..... Battery light turns on..... TURN FUCKING EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE CAR OFF I dont give a cock if its night time, those headlights are off bitch.... Pull over immediately and check to make sure you didnt break a belt and that nothing is going horribly fucking wrong.... Get home or to a garage immediately.... Charge battery as needed.
lol if u freak out over a car battery light then u shouldn't be driving, and as long as ur driving ur battery won't die and if it does, well then buy a better battery next time
yeah it does, the chemical components of my fart will conduct the circuit, thus giving it limited electricity. The smellier and louder the fart, the better!
i was going down a back road about 30 mph with my wife when suddenly the battery light came on, i screamed "SHIT!!!" and quickly unbuckled and jumped out of the car, my wife was screaming and the car went off the road and into a ditch with her in it. shes been yelling at me about that for years now but i think i reacted correctly
next time you're driving, take a poll and compare how many cars are brand new to how many are not. although some newer cars have various technologies that would make your statement true, the vast majority of even new cars still have pretty rudimentary engines that haven't changed much since the cars from 20 years ago. also, they're talking about the electricity used. turning a starter motor will definitely use more energy than just firing a spark plug at interval for awhile.
Im sorry but if you follow this guide you are nearly guarenteed to end up with a dead battery and on the side of the road..... Heres my guide..... Battery light turns on..... TURN FUCKING EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE CAR OFF I dont give a cock if its night time, those headlights are off bitch.... Pull over immediately and check to make sure you didnt break a belt and that nothing is going horribly fucking wrong.... Get home or to a garage immediately.... Charge battery as needed.
frosty9595 10 months ago
lol if u freak out over a car battery light then u shouldn't be driving, and as long as ur driving ur battery won't die and if it does, well then buy a better battery next time
wallen2k9 1 year ago
@wallen2k9 unless the alternator is bad in that case the battery will die even driving down the road
xlt96f150 9 months ago
If you freak out, your gonna lose all focus of driving and die. =)
candygrl36 2 years ago
here a other idea, don't buy a cheap ass car
xxxdatxxx 2 years ago 5
i would have farted on the battery to give it extra power
GeGeMus12 2 years ago 9
LLLOOOLLLLLLLLL XXDD
crazedpivotguy1234 2 years ago
I'm not sure if that will work.
MasonsTurtle 2 years ago
yeah it does, the chemical components of my fart will conduct the circuit, thus giving it limited electricity. The smellier and louder the fart, the better!
GeGeMus12 2 years ago
nawe that'd just give you car extra gas
got2dance4fun 2 years ago
steps
1.make sure you have jumper cables and a extra car battery
1994FordGT 2 years ago
They left themost simplest details out
Guitarherofreakge3 2 years ago
Seth Rogen? XD
Oh Goddd
Superbad<3
llio13 2 years ago
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By the time you've read that manual,your car stalled = =
hongyong2460 2 years ago
If your battery lights on.. you probably have 5 to 10 min before it dies and you need to find a ride.
Dayberry 2 years ago
How to React When Taking a Dump
poopdeloop11 2 years ago 18
lmfao
Pingoo124 2 years ago
1.GO NOT PANIC!!!
2.sit down gently on the seat of the toilet.
3.make so much noise as you can with your ass and mouth!
4.dont even bother to wipe off your ass!?!
5.run away from the toilet like an person who just didn't wiped his ass of.
6.prepare yourself for the next time or else...
mariopianofreak 2 years ago
LMAO
after reading this i watched the video again and i laughed till i jizzed
choco33333333 2 years ago
Exactly.
Howcast is practically taking over our lives. How to react? Damn, Howcast is just desperate!
twiikimchi 2 years ago
I would have freaked out.
KatKola 2 years ago
loser
Jerkwaad 2 years ago
is that seth rogan
lazyboyalex12 2 years ago 2
so....this will probably be useless in a prius, insight, or any other hybrid that turns off the engine at low speeds or when stopped.
snoopyloopy 2 years ago
i was going down a back road about 30 mph with my wife when suddenly the battery light came on, i screamed "SHIT!!!" and quickly unbuckled and jumped out of the car, my wife was screaming and the car went off the road and into a ditch with her in it. shes been yelling at me about that for years now but i think i reacted correctly
jogeryjogo 2 years ago 6
haha nice xD
xchibidinox 2 years ago
heyy i have one thats not stupid,
How to drive a stick shift :D
Hardy123Zhao 2 years ago
It may have taken more energy to start a car than to leave it idle about 20 years ago, but that's not the case anymore.
punkmonkey123 2 years ago
next time you're driving, take a poll and compare how many cars are brand new to how many are not. although some newer cars have various technologies that would make your statement true, the vast majority of even new cars still have pretty rudimentary engines that haven't changed much since the cars from 20 years ago. also, they're talking about the electricity used. turning a starter motor will definitely use more energy than just firing a spark plug at interval for awhile.
snoopyloopy 2 years ago
isn't this what they call rock bottom?
GlennXc0re 2 years ago
ridiculous
technologyms 2 years ago
Step one: DO NOT PANIC! I can panic if I want to Howcast. Your videos are what's making me panic.
lilowoof 2 years ago
Isn't this like common sense or natural reaction? Pointless video.
certifiedjagga 2 years ago
That was not helpful at all.
byazurabyazura 2 years ago 2
'how to make better videos' or 'how to unsubscribe to howcast'
codypg 2 years ago 2
NEXT ON HOWCAST:
how to change a lightbulb
gaveintothedarkness 2 years ago 2
already done
ViperQc 2 years ago 2
wat a rick roll
RaysMacHelp 2 years ago
a whole minute and all they said was "read the manual? Lame
TheJMachine 2 years ago 2
like we didnt figure out that looking at the manual would be good!
ChannelUltimate 2 years ago
wow... read the manual. lol
TR1GG3RMAN 2 years ago
this video was useless
dorifto 2 years ago
If my memory is right: the Galvin Radio maker is the company that became Motorola corporation.
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haloguyperson 2 years ago
Fail.
Fidellio13 2 years ago
you fail
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DarkShadow2013 2 years ago
fail.
imran3216 2 years ago 3
you fail
haloguyperson 2 years ago