10 Random Facts about Me (PG13)

[geo2sing]

You are funny, very entertaining!!!

[ARCHER2740]

Here's a fact: FAT, annoying FAG!

[SuperCandygirl8]

your an idiot

[hotrodschevy]

dont feel bad dude i went to white castle before a party and ate bout 10 sliders and cheesefries and a chocolate shake then drank all night. The next morning when i had come home i went to get into the shower and while i was in there i thought i had to fart so i did laughing and the wet sound it made only to look down and see brown runnin on the ;floor i turned around and i had shit all over the back of the shower i had explosive diarreia

[thebayareapimp]

FAGGOT DOUBLE CHINNED PETER GRIFFIN MOTHERFUCKER

[azavgz]

hilarious, great, amazing, incredible

[MalarkyPWNS]

a forty year old virgin who is chrisitian, loves diet pepsie , a lazy ass with cheap ass glasses, loves red because he beats his own meat to much, then his only pet was a goldfish because it smelt bad and he dont eat things that smell, shit in his pants and it was diar

[MalarkyPWNS]

@MalarkyPWNS diarea man im sorry i just fucking hate you

[simonsact]

1.2 how do you do that?

[EpicSugar]

@simonsact Do it once and a fifth of that time. O_O

[ONormanO]

@simonsact

thats between 8-9 times a week ;)

thumbs up for that s#¤%!

[PartyIsland420]

HAHAHAHAHA...LMAO...OMG...Damn­ Funny :P

[Tessa4820]

Please make a new video.

[onjoFilms]

You could have made money on YouTube, you blew it fat guy. Love you anyway. Not in a homo way, just a brotherly way.

[Noyjeetut]

I watch this every once and a while and it lifts my spirits. Hope you comeback some day, it'd be great to collab with you.

[davidjohnson2611]

dude you are awesome!!!!!

[jj000652453]

lol youre really funny!!

my only pet was a goldfish too!

[GammerGirl1]

Lol. exsplosive direhea

[IkeB031]

all you dudes makin the fat jokes, get that dick out of your mouths ;)

its time to grow up and out of your moms house

[XOcharXO13]

lol

[elizabethalscot]

That is the most awesome video ever!! I love it!!!

[RomanianStyle1]

big fat nooooob =D

[Entropy56]

OMG! Statistics show that more people from the US watched this video, followed by Canada, UK, Australia, New Zealand and Norway. Therefore those countries suck in that same order.  And he didnt answer any of these comments. The liar...He is therefore not a Christian either because we all know Christians can't lie.

[whoopiiiiie]

my shit painted the wall too once.

[actuallyi]

everyone remember shitting in their pants

i din have the opportunity to

[SoMuchDrawma]

i lol'd

[kpratt360]

ur awesome!....Im subsribed now!

[HunterXray]

No, he's too busy trying to find out what color smurfs turn when you choke them. LOL

[mineohno]

you liar, u said ud reply to my comments

[bekhitmina]

ur funny but a little nasty...

[scorpioraven]

you talk about being a pervert put a fucking shirt on. No one wants to see your ugly ass half naked!!! How fucking rude!

[jadm95111]

if your old livlngroom furnature now decorates your driveway. It's a sign that you are mostlikely from canada.

[nickelement]

stian

johnny

avery

your all sweet, ......not

ur insults are horrible like the one above

this guy is the man

[JonnyDude2]

Not really funny mate. Only 17,000 views. Your lard covered heart must be breaking inside. It's OK go FUCK a cheeseburger.

[averyman67]

reply to me fucker if you have the guts.

P.S-fuck you fat ass

[Reddeath89]

I LOVE this guy. He's hilarious.

Everyone should be like this guy. It'd make the world better.

[jimblom1]

This is the first video i seen of you XD

AMAZING XD

[Breeslave]

Ladies and Germs This man is the epitome of YOUTUBE COOL!! ********stars!!

[FaintWhispers08]

"It shall come to light anyday now"

Lmao, great vid.

[cesar604xfm]

lol, goldy died

[stiansoftcore]

only stupid people drink pepsi ,retard

[TheNinja4]

lol hahaha ur funny X D

[99isaac999]

i paint the wall with paint ;)

paint= (Y)

shit= (N)

by the way, your rather tubby!

[LusterPurge94]

why is he not wearing a shirt???

[19spezza19rules]

u r fuckin funny as hell altho i didnt really get the goldfish part:S

[jadm95111]

a bit dim even for a canadian.....

[PaperclipsandStaples]

You don't get to judge people based on their country. That's prejudice. I bet you think we live in igloos too.

[aarrcchhoonntt]

Cod blimey - you mean to say you have houses over there like we do in the civilized world?

Don't they sink in the glaciers and some such though?

[ferociouspokemachine]

where are you????

[Pat2599]

your a lonley fat guy who likes to where no clothes and is some what awquward in his way of being but you are sorta funny you could be funnier if you get some better material you already have te personality to be funny just gett a bit funnier stuff to say and you'll be good

[SurffinArrow]

i wanna be like you when i grow up LOL

[canyonchase1]

lmao

[spongemaster1]

hahahahaha

[WiZSOC]

I met this fat son of a bitch back in the day at the old Regina Filmpool. I didn't want to, but a fellow member insisted on introducing us. This was when the james & kevin show was popular on channel 7 local access and whittingham was convinced he was going to be a star. What an asshole! He remained "in character" the entire time and wouldn't even shake my hand. It was funny to see him on Corner Gas, all 440 pounds of him, clearly jealous of Brent Butt's success. What a loser!

[dimwit503]

"i've masturbated 1.2 times per day since.....i was old enough to realise that i could masturbate 1.2 times per day.

still haven't touched the viagra....keeps happening for me" xD

i find you hilarious. i wish you had your own sitcom between the daily show and the colbert report.

[mrdeeds333]

You are my idol

[sillydillydokieo]

god you're a fag.

[roller204]

i dont hate u cuz im christian, but i very much dislike you! :P

comment on that! lol :P

[PartyInMyPantsxD]

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RaiyuXyuken]

LMFAO I LOVE HOW YOUR NAKED<333

[Mullahgrrl]

It gives the video credability somehow.

[MrGameAndWatch00000]

0_o

[PH3N0M3N0M07]

Its got erm.. Potasium sudos flame...crack in it lol

[mahyarmohaghegh]

woahhhh

hahahahha

its too funny

just dont drink diet coke

it'll kill u

[fireblain]

you remind me of one of those guys back in highschool that nobody wanted to talk to....no offense, id talk to you......maybe :P

[simons88]

Thats 9000+ wanks!

wow.. keep it up!

[McDaZaT]

u r awesome

[SomecooIkid]

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!

[tnptm0pt0p]

I laughed SO hard at the sneeze at the beginning.

[DarkestDesign]

Loved it :)

[hockeygirlpain]

It was explosive diareah and I couldn't make it! lmao

[deadfr0mtheneckup]

XD how you're fucking funny

[xmobster5]

hahahaha

[junebabexo]

omg that made my day

[shimmydude1111]

"ive masturbated an average of 1.2 times a day since i was old enough to realize i could masturbate 1.2 times a day" hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

[cantdrinkwaterinrs2]

Okay, He claims he's going to post comments, but he hasn't signed in for 2 months!!!!!!!!!

[lawlzitsjen]

YOU ARE SO FUNNY LMFAO

SUBBED!

[KrumpSD]

that was a nice video, i enjoyed it. you are a cool dude so i will subscribe

[hoss1962]

You sound a little like Peter Griffin - though slightly more intelligent...

[GuiltyBullett]

hes great!!!

[MonsterMashKiller]

lol, you rock, dude. you may be a loser (or at least seem that way) but you are funny

[soulhaite]

o wait nvm his other channel is

"jkshow"

[soulhaite]

I think he updates on his other channel

jk production

[TheByrdFlu]

you suck! by the way you try too hard to be "funny".

[sreqwq]

you suck balls

[Bryanthebold]

ROFLMAO!! You're awesome!

[CrusaderGundam]

are you still alive? you posted regularly for write some time and then poof, gone. we're really worried, and if it is medical then you have my and my family's prayers.

[bullettimethis]

This is sad. Unsubscribes!!!

[skiplawless]

this stuff is good... f""k the haters haha

[eagleskid20]

LOL fat ass

[graham11545]

buy a new classes man and put on some clothes to cover your fat shitting ass and fuck somebody pl z stop masturbating.

[robenhart]

yeah man, "buy a new classes", and stop being a idiots!!1!1!

[veertje579]

R.I.P Goldie

[AspergiaKidd]

The average man masturbates only 7,862 times in a lifetime and you're close to doubling it now. Given this, it's clear using the correlation of masturbation to decreased contact with women that you've never had been actually laid. How do you live, seriously? I would've killed myself by now.

[Haloman300]

random fact #11: You clearly never touched a woman

[AfksProduction]

@Haloman300 he has children dumbass.

[Y2J596]

lmfao

[durbadur]

lol u r hot

[hcn9]

u stupid fat shit! da fat must hav gone up 2 ur brain!

[OliviaHadassah]

I'm laughing so hard it hurts - we need an UPDATE on the brown wall painting ha ha

[saravanderlinde]

I like you

[pgmale]

hahaha

simply hilarious

[pinkdog1992]

you'v masterbaited 11826 times, good job

[balishaq]

You're weird..

[hcn9]

1 random fact is dat ur a fat rascist cunt. lose some weight fatty!

[shadowsskates1]

go suck some cheese u fuckin fat peice of shit, thjis guy is awesome and if u ever talk shit about him again, i might have to not make it to the toilet and burst explosive diarhea in your face

u fucking stupid fuckin loser

[hcn9]

lol wot are u gonna do u dumb fuck! fuck u and go suck on dis fat cunt's dick u fag. stupid honkeys

[sisiyo15]

ok, first of all, u have no dick u stupid fuckin faggot.

ill come to ur house and fuckin kick the shit out of you u faggot.

I'll chop ur dick of and feed it to ur dog.

[envoice]

you're like the funniest person on youtube, still LOL

[justanotherjabroni]

you've really gone down hill without kevin.

[robenhart]

all these meaningless comments, but i'll bet this one got a reaction from james

[joojoojuice]

You're too cool to be Canadian. Come to California James, you'd get good lots of work in LA or the bay area since you're hilarious.

[bryarworship]

?...

1.2 times?

is that an average?

[cjray1220]

Are you canadian?? Abut??

[CrusaderGundam]

you are so like me...exept for the goldfish and i masturbate 2.4 times a day so ha

[takeout4]

oh dear, Folk talking about themselves ad nauseum, make me puke....pass the bucket, James you NEED HELP, I think you know it too. this selftalk hides your true feelings. If you need to talk like this, it's a symptom of an underlying problem - sorry, but that's a bit of clarity for you. good luck with finding a better life...You don't look happy at all.

[Paracropolis]

Get back to YouTube please! I love the laughs.

[Thelovelychristina]

o my.

[teemue]

In Finland everyone goes naked to their background pool.

[OtherChannel]

I'm moving to Finlan :p

[Electrophill]

sayyyy...

Did yo mama ever kick your ass over that mess behind the toilet?

[JoeFredd]

the sneeze and the laugh at the end is fucking funny XD

[zaztec]

this is good. much better than the zimmers one. the sneeze at the start was the best

[harryoverstreet]

Love the show. That was hilarious !!!!!!!!!!

[system0slaven]

Hahahahhahahahahahaha

[data66]

wow dude ur fuckin hilarious

[demon3689]

I like you! you made me giggle! :)

[amandamexgirl]

ur a fat ass !!!!!!

[7DanielM7]

....

[alienjesus2012]

lol great stuff

[Kitten0fLove]

....ECHOO, WHOO!

ROFL!

[Khanedog]

You. Are. Fucking. Awesome.

[whyunknown]

happy, naked, masturbating, lazy, ass, fat, red, gay, goldfish lover, mumy lover, explosive diarrhea man, half ass to the..?hmm...hahahahaha painted the wall...with shit..hahahahaha you painted the wall with shit hahahahaha

[whyunknown]

reply to this one you sorry ass mother fucker

loooool

it's a joke...don't you reply

if you do so i will be forced to kill you with a hamburger hahahahahaha

[dirtynig92]

u masterbait alot :(

[TRSIv]

lol you rock man.

[To0ol111]

THIS GUY ROCKS! HE'S SO FUNNY!

[Kitten0fLove]

you pwn!!!!!!!!!! hail to noses!

[geratijuas]

you nedd a work no a Overweight people fansss and reatards jaja seaa fatty

fagg

[SteveTraynor]

loved it

[Silverpike13]

screw hatemail man u rock XD

[ericsurf6]

Well you're annoying, but your production skills are excellent. I'll check you out once in a while.

[neina5]

yap! big evil! not much to say. cool!

[pockets2009]

is he off of some tv show?

[aligirl785]

:O you're my hero :O

[couldntfindausername]

HAHAHAHA JAMES IS KING!

[XCFeaR]

you're an awesome person.

[InfamousConiferous]

good vid. stop being pricks you lifeless losers.

[androxilogin]

LOL... You're just like Jack Black, fat and not funny. It's obvious that you're from Canada. No, not because you're fat & stupid, it's because you can't pronouce "about". It is not A-boot. Now give me a damn comment.

[MrHairyNutz]

LMFAO!!

[salsa02]

gay fag fat hore you ugly hore now reply to my hateing comment

[TORONTO990]

i'm also a christian, and basically i did the same thing with my goldfish, only 2 of 3 died by over feeding them.

[katiesopinion]

hahahahahaha

[tOOballs]

go back to america fat boy

[TailChasser]

Christian?...doubt it. Not seeing any fruit partner.

[malcolm2468]

"true story". i dislike this guy. tryin way too hard to be funny

[ManSeekingMonkey]

fuck your funny. i wish you were my daddy. when will my daddy come back james. please tell me... he has been visiting the lady that used to babysit me for like 6 years now....... im sad........ i have 4 nipples and wat appears to be the onset of an actual human udder..................... 14" is a normal sized penis isnt it............ once i crapped my pants at the movies and left my underwear under the seat..... i was 7 and my brother said it would be a good idea

[javahippo]

LOL

[pressy91]

ha! he shit himself on told most people on youtube ha ha

[lancepreston]

LOL OMG JAMES YOU ARE TOO DAMN FUNNY!!

[xXRuhBeccuhXx]

lol

[norwegianbuddha]

Why do you only reply to the haters? I hate you for that! But you are funny! See.. now you got me all confused you Canadian bastard!

[norwegianbuddha]

Great stuff!

[lancepreston]

you are a damn nutcase!!!

I LOVE IT!!!!

keep it up eh?

[ironXmonk]

LOL, your pretty funny.

[Maltodexetrin]

fckin hillarious xD

[Kyleinak]

lol

[Baraxis13]

Nevermind, I haven't laughed THAT hard in a long time! Wow.

[paynexkiller666ECW]

*hate mail, reply to me.*

Wasn't there only 2? I lost count, when I WAS ASLEEP FROM BOREDEM!

MUAHAHHAHAH. =)

[hulkbmx]

i masturbate to your daughter in bukkake doing a pretty intense video

[CommonerLaw]

that was funny

[achaum1]

i dont know how i stumbled upon this but lol, awesome!

[dignityshmignity]

5 random stars!

Again.

[slagathor2112]

I've got those tears of laughter going... !!

[Arakox]

hater comments? you make fun of yourself in the vdieos, what else can they say?!? youre one of the funniest people on here, not the fake people who make fun of other people to be funny, youre 100%!

[tigermanallen]

James you freakin awesome!! God Bless? i think masterbation is healthy.

[notchopin]

I gave this video 5 stars. You're welcome.

[CornwallKate]

"Sponsered by Pepsi"

[davidazhaha]

lol!

[winteraddictfilms]

omg!!!!!!

this is so funny

i mastubate 1.2 times a day