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  • ZOUNDS

  • OMG THAT IS SO FUCKING GRUESOME! he gets split in half... i remember this game giving me nightmares and shi because of stuff like that.

  • Nowadays... Reading 'is that the beast you can do?' Is a completely different meaning now. Doing a beast is not my kind of thing.

  • you like dieing don't you?! LOL

  • You know what really grinds my gears? People throwing SKULLS!

  • "Alexander never was much good at SQUASH!" HAHAHAHAH !!!

    Oh boy, when I played this game as a teenager, I missed MANY of the death scenes, because...well... I didn't want to get killed! ;o)

  • Aieee ROFL! Watching at the puns for every death is too funny

  • "Tickets...only...! NEXT...!"

    I take it this is for every death, right?

  • 'That move was slightly arrow-neous'

  • That skull wasn't strong enough to endure the pressure...

    ...and neither is Alexander's.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • O.o

    Some of the comments on here are kinda scary...

  • What?!? What do you mean you cant take on a Minotaur with your bare hands? Oh wait, i forgot this is King's Quest, not Final Fantasy...

    ...On a side note, i wonder if our buddy Alex will ever learn to stay away from those darned undertows.

  • *Arrow hits Alexander in the neck*

    Alexander is pierced to the heart!

    ...

    Does he think with his butt, too?

  • @Squiglypig Apparently.

  • @shadyparadox what did he turn into anyway? a pig elephant?

  • Narrator: Alexander has fallen into a lower room in the catacombs. It is pitch black. Alexander is likely to be eaten by a Grue.

  • I don't know what's worse. the death's or the puns.

  • lol.....the dark room was the best. XD

  • IEEEEEEE!

  • Like a bug under a heel...LOL.. i have to tell you, it's more fun watching all the mistakes he can make than being successful!

  • Like a bug under a heel...LOL..

  • 8:34 Shot through the heart and your too blame, baby you give love a bad name!

    I can't believe I just made a Bon Jovi referrence a King's Quest vid.

  • The instant I start up this video... "IT'S A TRAP!"

  • The minotaur's voice always bothered me. It struck me as a really cheap and ugly way to do monster-style voices. I mean, this was the kind of thing I did as a kindergartner just to amuse myself. :/

  • I weonder what you were supposed to do with the trap ceiling room, it's obvious that throwing the skull into the cogs was somewhat of a right way to go but the skull was too weak.

  • @Rainbowdragon2 There's a brick you can use instead of the skull.

  • instead of saying "from the frying pan into the fire" it should have just said "why did you do that?"

  • So Alex tries to take on the minotaur with his bare hands. That's very No-bull!

  • @bogercs xD Oh, no. And I thought no one could possibly add to the narrator's endless puns.

  • 2:44.... D:

  • Apparently Alexander's Heart is in the back of his neck. 8:38

  • Lmao the Minotaur strikes a modeling pose as he turns around 4:30

    "Fierce!"

  • Yikes!

  • Minotaur: "I'll get you next time, Gadget!"

  • Is going too deep in any body of water fatal?

  • @KiethSomataw99 Yes, it is. Apparently they let his daddy swim, but not him. Of course, you might count the boiling water on the isle of the beast as a body of water? In which case, yeah, it will kill you too, but only if you don't cool it off first.

  • "Alexander, apparently confused by being in the deserted minotaur's lair, missteps into the fiery pit."

    That was the nice way of calling the player a dumbass.

  • "Come on over here and see what I'm doing with these flowers..." epic.

  • In all the years -- since 1994 -- that I've played this game, I've never seen Alexander turn into a beast except in videos on the Internet. When I've played the game, I've always done the necessary things.

    What exactly is it, in gameplay terms, that results in Alexander turning into a beast?  Is there a time limit, or is it triggered by Alexander doing certain things, like going to the location with Beauty's house without all the necessary items?

  • @barichm0 It's just a straight time limit. I should get out the stop watch.

  • Aw man, jumping into the boiling water would've been a PERFECT time for the King-Graham-Plummeting-To-His-­Death scream. Missed their chance.

  • Zounds!

  • slowest deaths ever lol

  • 2:38 This is why you should always bring a flashlight or sooner some stranger will come up and slice you in two and then you'll understand what it means about the movie "Don't look into the basement".

  • 0:57

    INDIANA JONES 2 RIP-OFF!!!!

  • Considering both the crushing ceiling and the tiled floor are from Indiana Jones, I like to think of them as a tribute rather than a rip-off.

  • my first click&point adventure. I knew I needed months until I finished the labyrinth. The back end kill with the minotor was mean.

  • Man, the puns in this game are pretty epic.

  • god i love how at the end when he turns into a beast, and the garden chick is just standing there normally, i think i'd shit myself if I saw a human turn into a beast in real life... LOLz too: Wee.Weewee.. xD

  • now dont say hand to hand combat with a minotaur isnt a good idea kratos would rip his horn off and shove it where the sun dont shine

  • ... but alexander is not a spartan lol.

  • wow, that minitour OWNED alexander with his horns!

  • IT'S A TRAP!

    Leave that to Admiral Ackbar!

  • why would a carnivorous minotaur have a bulls head? Bulls are male cattle, so they are herbivores, right?

  • "That skull wasn't strong enough to endure the pressure, and neither is alexanders" god the images, ouch!

  • The ceililng crushes him--that's a hellish way to die---damn

  • I always thought the catacombs were the scariest part of the game, even more than the land of the dead. For best effect, play at night in the dark. Ah, brings back memories. But some of these ways to die even I didn't know about!

  • Wow. I forgot how ridiculously unthreatening the minotaur in this game was.  I remember it being a lot scarier than that... That's what I get for playing this game when I was in the single digit age group and nursing a deep fear of it all these long years. Seriously, Alexander has a height advantage on the thing.

  • I was thinking the exact same thing. I was scared so badly of the Minotaur when I was young.

  • I use to be so scared of dying when i was playing this game.

  • If your walking trough the catacombs sometimes the minotaur will randomly charge you when you walk into a room.

    Forgot that one.

  • Those darn underwater currents..

  • If you exit the room with the tapestry after the hole-in-the-wall runs away and come back in, he'll be on the wall.

  • This is true, but it's obviously a glitch, given the narrator's comment when the hole runs away, as well as the fact that when you look through, you get the general "nothing of interest" comment.

  • "ZOUNDS!! A trap floor"

    "Zounds!?" Seriously?

  • @ThreeEyedPea "Zounds" is Alexander's catchword, and the narrator's, in this game.

  • @ThreeEyedPea Was that the beast you could do?

  • Don't you also die if you touch the mushrooms? I thought I remembered them being poisonous...

  • Alex refuses to touch them because he thinks they might be poisonous.

  • Kinda weird considering this is the same guy that will walk blindly into every pool of liquid in his path.

  • This game makes me never want to swim in anything aside from a pool as a kid. Everything you step in has ridiculous currents that like kills you instantly.

  • 6:15 NOOO! Not into the pit! It BUUUURRRRRNNNNSSSS!

  • 5:17 "AiEEEEE!" ROFL!

  • Kings Quest 9: The Silver Lining is already out

    They really put some effort into it.

  • @WingmanVWXYZ it was a demo, and sadly it was cancelled :(

  • @pacman5698

    They should make one like the old days, the typing of commands. That would be classic.

  • they need to make a new kings quest

  • they are working on king quest 9...will be released this year!

  • It doesn't really make sense that just because Alexander can't see through the wall the minotaur has to come kill him.

  • If Alexander saw through the wall, he would have been able to see the Minotaur coming. Since he couldn't, he was caught in a dead end.

  • Neither does the thing with the skull, I can see if it were required to win the game but it's not. It is require for the best ending though.

  • i love the music of the trapped room scene :D

  • It's a trap!

  • Sierra and their one-liners make dying a good thing.

    "The old hag has turned Sir Graham into a gingerbread man...or is that a Graham Cracker?"

  • That one is classic xD

  • 9:38 OVER NINE THOUSAND

    Great videos man, too bad I never played KQ6 (I played the 5th one though).

  • you know KQ 8 really sucked :( and KQ 7 wasn't that fun either. I think Sierra needs to go back to the old school sprites like this for a KQ 9 game that would really be great, and screw releasing it for the major Consoles a KQ game is only good on a computer!!

  • dude that'll never happen with the technology we have today :|

  • and besides

    noone wants to make the games again

    thats what half life is for :|

  • He's an Alexander sandwhich!

  • WII WII! WII WII!

  • sounds of Alexander getting burned by the fire is hilarious xD

  • How about the sound he makes when he falls INTO the fire?

    AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!

  • I remember when I got killed by that one where the minotaur corners you in the room where you have to use the hole, and I was thinking "what the hell did I do wrong?" Now I know, thx!

  • It seriously bothers me how he is crushed with his legs beneath him.

  • it doesn't really matter if his legs were like that :|

    your dead regardless :|

  • Why in the world does Alexander turn into a dinosaur/dog?! o_o What kind of beast is that?

  • There's no real apparent reason for him to turn into whatever he did, but he's supposed to be "beastly as the Beast is."

  • Just another reason to die/time constraint, I suppose. ;)

    In all honesty, I guess the question was more like "Why is the Beast himself a humanoid whereas Alexander turned into a four legged creature", now that I think about it...

  • What if you use the shield on the minotaur0?

  • "That would have little effect on the rampaging minotaur."

    Unfortunately, it seems that the designers didn't think of a unique response to that one at all.

  • ("His head throbs!")

    "Aach-Arurooooooooah!!! Wii! Wii! Wii, Wii!!"

    "Was that the beast you could do?"

  • The puns in this game are almost as bad as the ones in quest for glory...

  • It's the same company (I don't know if it's the same writers, though), so it makes sense. Sierra is probably the one company that's downright notorious for not just puns, but literary humor in general.

    Now if only we had more literary humor in MODERN gaming.

  • I never realized that Alex said things like "Yikes!" and "Zounds!"

  • Really? He says those things all the time. ;)

  • I don't think I ever played this game enough to remember.

    Man, Alex is a loser...

  • .....not quite the beast I had in mind for Alex! WTF? O_O LMFAO!!!

  • 4:24 I wonder what's for dinner. ^_^

  • NYYYYAAAHAHAHAAAHAH HOT!

  • ooof aiiiiiiieeeeeeee

  • how do you play SQUASH?!!

  • @duneratz22 Well according to my dictionary app on my iPhone, not only does squash mean an edible fleshy fruit or to compress with violence and out of natural shape or condition, but also to play squash is a type of sports.

    This squash they meant is a sports game played in an enclosed court by 2 or 4 players who strike the ball with long-handled tennis rackets. Hope that helps you out. ^_~

  • @duneratz22 Also it's supposed to be a joke or a pun, but seems too obvious and stupid I guess. ^^;;;

  • @dafreshboythemighty Yep; I'm sexually fanticising about a litle girl: aka YOU. Btw I found your name in the dictionary. Maybe if you unblocked me from your channel (lol bitch) I'll show you the article ;)

  • @weirdnewt ha, like you even have shoes, aren't you a furry, aka: an animal? animal don't use shoes right? lmao

  • @iamyou58 Well you would know whether an animal uses shoes or not; just like at that cow you call a mother.

  • LHAHAH I REMEMBER ZOUNDS!

  • lol you turn into a beast right in front of the girl and she just chills there

  • IT'S A TRAP!

  • 5:18 too

  • 4:31 that was quick

  • ZOUNDS!!!! A trap door XD

  • holy crap the minotaur ripped him in half straight down the middle

  • EWW

  • The walk command is disabled, and hand over the fire just gives the normal "Ouch! That fire looks a trifle hot to warm one's hands over" response.

  • Probably in one of the older versions.

  • LOL he just gets shot in the head with the arrow. That's horrible :P

  • The minotaur calls him a little man, yet they are both the same size.

  • that one in the dark was the funniest thing... this game was sort of funny, but i have the strange urge to kill the narrator...

  • LOL I think that minotaur ripped Alexander in half in that scene where he was in the dark

  • I remember I didn't like the dark too much after playing THAT part of the game!

  • I don't think anyne would like the dark that much after what th minoaur did to alexander in the dark but if you think thats bad, wait til you plat Twilight Dungeon i think thats the name of the game if I remember correctly, this mintaur rips your character to shreds if it catches you. There was a youtube vid on wys to die in that game but you would have to look for a japanese version of ways to die in shadowgate and it SHOULD be in the related vids

  • (sound of hooves in room)

    (eyes go wide with dread) H----Hello?

    *Minotaur rips alexander in half like a split banana*

    That creeped me out!

  • My brother used to play this when I was younger, and when I saw that death for the first time, I cried, lol.

  • Yeah, I'm glad you couldn't see what happen that was pretty gruesome.

  • Ok thanks. Guess I remembered incorectly.

  • Pierced in the heart? Looks like he got shot in the head!

  • I'm fairly sure you can also throw the shield into the cogs as well. It doesn't save you either.

  • Narrator: The shield is too large to fit in those gears.

  • the squishing sound at 0:46 is HILARIOUS!! It's as if the ceiling squeezed the fart out of him.

    I love you Sierra!! XD

  • i love that sound as well X3

  • "That skull wasn't strong enough to endure the pressure... and neither is Alexander's." XD I never understood why the game designers thought anyone would try using a skull, though.

  • LOL I did coz I was an idiot and didn't think about the brick until the second time. *cries*

  • "Apparently confused"  LOL

  • Let's not be...hasty now!

    OOF!

  • 9:50-pun...too...bad...

  • ZOUNDS!a trap door!

  • LOL!!! I love the eyes in the dark scene where his eyes get seperated. I wanted to make an animation like that one day. I'm glad I wouldn't be the first.

  • "Yikes!"......*splat*

  • C'mon Alexander! Every adventurer knows that "hand to hand combat with a minotaur is apparently not a great idea!" LOL

  • That skull wasn't strong enough to endure the pressure...and neither is Alexander's. That's classic!! LOL

  • hahahaha the part where Alexander gets crushed by the ceiling was funny, it made a real weird crushing noise.. that must have hurt :P and the part where he's in the dark room and you hear a ripping noise lol :P

  • *ripping noise* LOL!!

  • I love how Alexander get's thrown around in the dark like a rag doll! LOL

  • To be honest, I think that clip is my favorite losing sequence in the whole game. The animation says so much with so little.

  • There's another trap called "The walls are closing in"

  • Could you elaborate?

  • Star Wars Episode IV had walls closing in and Luke and his friends almost died.

  • Now there's a death cry to echo through the ages.

    "Oof!"

  • Who is the voice actor for the minotaur? he sounds just like the dunmer in morrowind, especially when he says "Now you die!"