Robot Jox Part 3 of 8

[dragon53777]

In soviet russia....robot controls you...

[JonasPolsky]

"Tubies" are the Muggles of the Robot Jox universe.

[zestydude87]

good god this is crap! why cant i stop watching? lol

[sukresukre2]

Ai keel your dad lol

[1takenbydeath]

notice how most of the characters' names are Greek mythology names... Achilles, Athena... etc.

[Striker6901]

you can tell this is 1990 movie thy make this alexandre guy sound like a big mean russian its funny back then COLD WAR LOL

[unacomn]

So Tuxedo guy used to have a career?

:P

[BorshCaen]

Oh, so prrredictable. Blond haired pilots of Confederation and a Russian guy with arabian accent. I have not seen where is his ear flap hat with the big red...oh I mean the yellow star. Perhaps he left it at the cockpit. No, really, was it so hard to buy the Fasa license and made a movie about war btween Clan Jade Falcon and Clan Wolf?

[tanguman2]

Damn Swiss Impartial Judges

[buddywilson74]

"there are no words to describe the magnitude of this tragedy," How about what were they doing so close to a laser/rocket/death battle!?!?!?

[unurautare]

Just when did it seem like a good idea to bring spectators to a giant war-robot duel and put them in some normal stands near where the robots fight and not some far away bunkers?

[fluxcapacitor82]

somebody please fix the tracking on this vcr!

[80rockforever]

@fluxcapacitor82 this video has been up for years and you are the only 1 thats complained, whats that tell ya??

[fluxcapacitor82]

@80rockforever haha i don't think people remember how to fix the tracking on vcrs these days!

[i8246i]

@80rockforever

He's the only one with taste to comment in years?

Here's another user with taste with his own commentary: Why have neither RiffTrax or Cinematic Titanic gotten ahold of this piece of utter trash?

[goof713]

@i8246i only one with taste? learn to read mong

[checkoutgirl]

@80rockforever Always amazes me how quickly some people think the world owes them something. This is free feature film entertainment and a decent movie to boot. The quality is absolutely fine. Getting movies on Youtube is tricky enough, to watch or upload. Funny how people get stuff at no personal cost and what do they do ? Moan about it. Thanks for the upload, keep it up please.

[HighestRank]

@fluxcapacitor82 thats not tracking it's a crease in the tape.

[kufygfykt]

What were they thinking building bleachers around giant fighting robots?!?

[MAREMthenME]

It's like their playing wii mixed with Dance Dance revolution. Lol!

[keomacfarlane]

Why is he wearing the Japanese flag on his head?

Hmm... it's clear who has been giving away the secret weapon details...

[sukebestudios]

@keomacfarlane That'snot a japanese flag. That's his bandage with some blood soaking through.

[ironchimpo]

that announcer has such a large forehead i can't quite pay attention to what he is saying.

[logonq]

I'll kill you dead ? xD

[louiev2000]

the test tube trainees sure love to mouth off. Yeah, I remember Athena ;)

[80rockforever]

so do a prequel, like why the russians hate us and wat made them use giant robots,i know some of the questions iv just put are easy to answer but it would be so fun to see them answerd with giant robots

[ecpeter]

Remake? I will do it :). But in all seriousness is the DVD any good, I would love to get my hands on a "making of" or similar documentary on this movie. I waited WEEKS for this to come out years ago and loved it. Paul Koslo was the man they should've had more of him he is such an underrated bad guy. I am not against a remake if you get a damn good script, good actors, and a budget.

[80rockforever]

why DONT we remake it lol,it will be a blast

[TruShane69]

5:15 CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!!!! xDDD

[chiggerzero]

remake this golden crap! remake! somebody remake this shit!

[Nexus6Replicant]

CAWAD, YA LAST YA NARV! EEWWAAAH!

[andruzey87]

bite your tongue! that line from top gun is the shit!

[Lakelander69]

such a good film

[9thdegreetenor]

It took Alexander all that time to respond to help his team member in the bar. Couldn't he have responded when the man grabbed his teammate's hand. I mean man he was sober enough to listen but too drunk to help in time.

[fearguis]

I must say, I can only hope that nightclubs in the future will not be as bad as 80s movies and TV shows portrayed them. :)

[NemesisInforcer32]

Holy Shyt its the first Gen. Power Rangers

[shadyjohnson1]

Were those body shots?

[shadyjohnson1]

See black/white hybrid people are future of genetic superiority. All hail!

[shakeNbake815]

The cheesiness of this movie reminds me of Top Gun... when Goose and Maverick say "I feel the need... the need for SPEED! WHOO!" LoL! Classic bad dialogue, but funny!

[clustro]

couldnt they find a chick hotter than "athena"

i mean christ, she looks like a dude.

[wick308]

is that billy bob thorton????

[MyFoodsRtouching]

Hyperbilliards!

8:25 - Subtlety?

I think it's possible to dream in TOO much color.

[iamElijah]

i think he's saying saturday..

[Paxtin]

Why does Achilles have a tiny japanese flag on his forehead?

4:12 "I can't read, but I'm not dumb!"

Worst comeback line ever.

5:44

Billy Mays?

6:50

I think Alexander just blurted out about 3 different nationalities in one sentence.

[abSOULuteD]

@Paxtin You must not have paid attention.. or your being sarcastic

[Paxtin]

@abSOULuteD No...I was being dead serious.

[abSOULuteD]

@Paxtin It is all odd how he had that scar through most of the movie... isnt it.. and how it started out as a bandage that looks like a japanese flag.

[AlgusUnderdunk]

....I believe this is the best part of ANY futuristic movie, when they go clubbing.

Total Recall, Demolition Man, even cheesy things like Space Mutiny, it's always entertaining when they show us the future of Partying Down.

[myroslavmail]

a lot of minuses but i love this movie only because of memories...

[apex2000]

since when is the missile fist, not a ranged weapon? thats bulls**t.

[vp21ct]

agreed.

[Taskususi]

i remember this =D

i saw this when i was litle....still love it <3

[shizaquife]

This show reminds me of Total Recall 2070 and Westwood Cinematics!

[tmarshall2003]

fucking referees they screw you in every sport

oh yeah, i kill you dead.........worst movie line ever

[mahesus1]

i was thinking the same thing about that line.

[jusdevache]

One worse line, when the bartender says.

"You gotta admit...you are one..drunk........guy!"

terribad

[Amnesiacmidnitetoker]

lol dont fuck with Alex lol that test tube babe thinks his a bad ass 7:42

[dragonandfire900]

So bad it is great!

[treos85]

I KILL YOU DEAD!

wow i had forgotten that line. best one in the movie. and if you dont agree...

I KILL YOU DEAD!

[trustobey1016]

lmao, people should start using that in competiton

[loveupskirts]

lol, very cool

[daalp1]

At the ~ 4.20s mark, lead character defends himself by saying "I cant read -but im not dumb!" Lol, qualtiy stuff!

[0987654321anon]

thanks a stack been looking for this movie so long now saw it back when i was younger loved it then still love it now thanks for uploading it keeping memories alive

[gokhanzita]

alex was one evil S.O.B lol.

[Sweatybus]

I KILL YOU DEAD

[MyPeePeeBurntUrFace]

I KILL YOU DEAD

[green1350]

yo mang, been looking for this movie forever...thanks alot.

[WhiteTiger225]

So he cheated, fired a mid ranged projectile, and wasn't booted for an illegal move?

[tokyosmash]

Did you hear a squeek?

[mzmadmike]

I vill make your death....INteresting.

[ocsmarines]

You lost your nerve! Boowaaahhhh!!!

[NikkenMagboy]

yeeeeeeeeeah! one week you're mine. I;ll kill you dead

[kaiser5676]

Wow, never thought i'd see this movie again, thanks man!

[80rockforever]

lol i like 2 keep the old movies alive in my own lil way

[TunedPortZ28]

@80rockforever yeah, seriously! I appreciate this. My dad took me to see this in the theater late at night, I dont remember there being a whole lot of people there..lol Anyway, he and his buddy snuk a bunch of beer in, and "chilled" back while we watched it. I was like 10! Way cool memory, as he is no longer with us.. thanks!!!

[rczull]

Yeaaaahhhh!!! One week you're mine... I'll kill you dead!

[kiduk1]

robot jox is the best robot film i have ever seen in 1990 thanks who ever put this on :D

[seddona]

any chance of the rest? I'm getting into it!

[scantleguy]

Where is the rest of the movie?