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@JessieKetias We can't create life but we're getting good at modifying it. We have a synthetic yeast strain that has a completely artificial genome, complete with coded phrases written in the DNA.
Doesn't it bother you that the entire fields of biology and geology are grounded so completely in the fact that the earth is billions of years old? You can't honestly think ur smarter than the (tens?) of thousands of phD's in either field.
And the idea of forever is just as abstract as the big bang...
@JessieKetias We can't create life but we're getting good at modifying it. We have a synthetic yeast strain that has a completely artificial genome, complete with coded phrases written in the DNA.
Doesn't it bother you that the entire fields of biology and geology are grounded so completely in the fact that the earth is billions of years old? You can't honestly think ur smarter than the (tens?) of thousands of phD's in either field.
And the idea of forever is just as abstract as the big bang...
@JessieKetias It's funny how logic evades people. You say all religious people go to heaven, yet the bible, torah and quran clearly state that only believers in THEIR religion go to heaven. I'm not proud to be an atheist, but i am proud that I have a brain and am not afraid to use it
@angrycowtipper read about the forced abortions, the slave labour camps, the physical and mentals abuses by the cult's leader david miscavige and lisa mcpherson's death.
@FabioFresh That's great that he realised that. Now we just need the other 1 billion Christians, 1 billion Moozies and 1billion Hindus to wake up and realise that ALL religion is a fraud!
scientology is just as stupid as every other religion. it's just more modern so calling it bullshit is more acceptable. but if someone came along 60 years ago and talked about burning bushes that spoke, evil snakes, and jewish zombies then christianity would be in the same league as scientology.
Psychiatry was developed before 1900 in Germany to get rid of people complaining.First use of directed energy weapons can be seen in psychiatric literature from 1908, see Psychiatrie-->Zur Klinik der Narkolepsie on my homepage.After murdering oponents in ww2,Psychiatry was relaunched in´45 to persecute+silence concentration camp survivors.
As a Doctor in a German nuthouse said:
Half the inmates are mad.The other half are secret service agents on training.
Scientology is so f--cking weird. How the hell do people fall for such crap? For the record, I think all religion is false, but this is the 21st century, how are people falling for NEW religions still?
@kuwinsitall lol just the concept of a new religion is pretty funny. it's like, say islam came around 1100 so did everyone before that go to "hell"? not even worth thinking about religion is so stupid.
@mvman14 You can't win a lawsuit for people teasing a religion. Otherwise the Muslim community wouldn't get all bitchy about draw Muhammad day, and the Vatican would own most of South Park Studios.
When they wrote the 'South Park' episode where everything Butters attempts he's told that 'Simpsons already did it' the writers sent a copy of the script to the Simpsons writers. The Simpsons writers sent back an un used script from the late 90's where Homer is told that everything he tries to do 'was done on Seinfeld'...
Black people think white are conspiring against them, White people think Jews are conspiring against them, Jews think scientologists are conspiring against them, scientologist think ... yeah, what do scientologists think? by the look of them they dont seem to be able to think at all.
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@mcpencil - Good call about Michael Richards and Wayne Knight; I looked it up and you are correct. But I'm still pretty sure -- almost certain -- Julia is not a jew. Her biological mother is not jewish and she never converted.
The whole "jewishness passed through the mother" thing is a religious concept. Since jewish is both a religion and an ethnicity, we do not have to subscribe to the religious interpretation, since she is secular, and we all live in secular societies. I believe her father is jewish, and her being half-jewish is good enough for me, as in my experience, secular half-jews identify as jewish. But yes, she is not full-blooded (i actually thought she was).
@mcpencil Word. The way I think of it is, if you would have died in the Holocaust, you get to be a Jew. If my dad was a Jew, I would be roasted, so, I'm going to call myself a fucking Jew and fuck people who try to take that away.
That is exactly right, and I have actually thought of that holocaust example before. If I would have been targeted in the 1940s, then I get to call myself jewish. After all, the entire jewish identity was not created through religion at all, it was created by collective persecution on a consistent basis.
most people in australia can't comprehend the distinction between the religion and the ethnicity, simply because they both come under the same word. And then when you think they're getting it, they say "ohhhhh... so you're an israeli?"
The problem with scientology is the gross disregard for human life. As far fetched as their beliefs may be. (im not saying all other religions are not just as far fetched) There is no problem with people believing what they choose to believe. But at the cost of their lifes savings? 300,000 dollars to "reach enlightenment" is pretty fucking disgusting.
@Hobomedic And that's just the tip of the iceberg. As someone who has read alot into scientology I can safely say, paying 300,000 dollars is nothing compared to the shit many of their members have had to go through.
The only way to reach a higher OT level than the available OT level 8, it can only be done exterior from the body, the body becomes an impediment. That's if you can afford the $277,000 needed to get to OT level 8. I sense a mass suicide, Heaven's Gate style.
The only way to reach a higher OT level than the available OT level 8, it can only be done exterior from the body, the body becomes an impediment. That's if you can afford the $277,000 needed to get to OT level 8. I sense a mass suicide, Heaven's Gate style.
Jerry was the least funny out of the four, i always watched and do watch for the other 3 characters, Jerry had a bad hairdo and very bland, so never understood why he was the lead?
@yusafzai08 Exactly his lame jokes is what made the sitcom, thats why the show wasn't called "Jerry". His attempt at success as a comedian became Larry Davids' ground for making a sitcom. Jerry Seinfeld as a comedian never will be famous but Seinfeld the show will always be famous and genius
1 minute ago The fact of the matter is that people can join cults if they want to. They have that freedom. Its people who want to strip that freedom away who have problems. We all have the ability to make our own decisions granted to us by god, intelligence and the ability and freedom to make our own choices. If someone wants to join a cult and drink juice and die I say let them. They can make the choices but they have to deal with the consequences. Its no ones right to take that away.
@wulfshelmut That's not what we want to take away. The fact is that Scientology is allowed to run in nearly every country in the world as either a religion or as a charitable organisation meaning they pay absolutely no tax on the millions of dollars they make every year. In other words we are paying the tax for them because they are supposedly doing the community a service.
The German government officially views scientology as a commercial organisation which is how everyone should view it.
Freemasonry isn't a cult bro...they're bizarre but they're not after your money and you can have any religion and still be a Freemason. Though I know you have to draw the cult line somewhere.
@agkrondiras yeah that sounds pretty rediculous as well. u could always believe a guy went into the forest and found two gold plates with messages from god too
@jjk696969 The idea of Xenu and Thetans is no more ridiculous than a talking snake and all of the other crazy ideas that go along with more popular religions. You can't claim Scientology is wrong based on ludicrousness unless you're willing to claim all other religions wrong on that same basis. If people want to believe in Thetans and E-meters and resurrections and talking snakes and oceans spreading apart then let them. Really it doesn't affect me if they do.
The beliefs of Sci have never been the issue. I would advise you too look into 'Operation Snow White' the 'Paulette Cooper' incidents and the related 'fair game policy.
For Op Snow White a number of high ranking Sci members, including LRon's wife, were convicted of infiltrating government agencies for the purpose of altering/removing records pertaining too Sci.
It is such crimes as this, as well as a multitude of human rights violations that is the issue, not the theology.
@jjk696969 I find it funny how people make fun of scientology because of "xenu and thetans", but take talking snakes, burning bushes, and a guy sitting in the clouds watching and listening to everyone as fact.
@kihhn yeah me too if youd scroll down youd see i poked fun at radical christians and mormons too. but if you wanna defend a rediculous religion created by a very mentally ill, greedy, dispicable man (not to mention a SCIENCE FICTION writer) that is more crooked than the cathloic church then be my guest. christianity has an unbelieveable story too but at least you dont have to write them out a check to join
@HigherPower2010 Hey, Scientologists tend to be insane, and i would border that with Mormons, but in all seriousness when was the last time you heard about a Mormon locking up a woman in one of their centers for days and letting her starve to death. Mormons are nice people, but Scientologists resort to ad-homonyms when you confront them. Not saying that either are right though.
@MandibleMuge It is because it's a pyramid scheme. If either being a Christian or Islam forced you to pay then I'd be as opposed to them as I am to scientology.
@Maddolis Putting aside the methods of the organization of the religion (which I am not referring to, and if I was, Major World Religions have done far worse than anything Scientology has come close to) the actual belief regarding Xenu and the aliens and the volcanoes, is no more ridiculous than the religion 35% of the world subscribes to. Or any of the others.
Basically, I hate this new pecking order that makes christians think they can scoff at the "Ludicrous" beliefs of others.
@MandibleMuge It is certainly hypocritical however I'm sure most of the terrible things mainstream religions you cite have done would just be typical people with power using religion as an excuse. It doesn't say anywhere in the bible to raid the holy land over 5 wars or whatever, but plenty of people use it as an excuse for whatever violence they act out.
@Maddolis Oh, I know, many people have used religion as a smoking gun to rally behind, but like I said, the beliefs itself and the Organization are different. The people you mentioned are who make up (or rather, once made up) the Organized Religion.
And sure, I'm not saying the bible is malevolent or anything, but it is pretty homophobic. And pro-slavery. And Misogynistic... But that was just my interpretation.
@MandibleMuge And you are correct. The bible is the most racist "religious" book there is particularly the Old Testament where God is smiting everyone but the "jews". Religion poisons EVERYTHING.
@jjk696969 or unless you believe in an invisible man in the sky who created the earth 4,000 years ago and sacrficed his son, i mean himself, for our sins. Because that sounds more logical
@TheCrisisKings never said that was logical either. but atleast christianity, islam, judaism etc. werent invented by a child molesting drug addict in the modern era where people should be able to see through the fantasy and superstition.
@jjk696969 And yet, most religions have scripture related to child abuse and pedophilia and we still have billions of people who follow those religions
@XXGDUBSXX its widespread across many scriptures. Altar boys,even, solely served one purpose...to sexually please missionaries as they traveled the seas. Selling your daughter into slavery was not an uncommon thing in the bible (Exodus 21:7). And yet, you mock Scientology which has no more basis in truth than any other religion
If you'd have read my earlier comment before the one you just read you'd have seen that I wasn't arguing about the existance of god. But rather about what makes a good religion. As I was saying it doesn't really matter what it teaches as long as it's free to join and the entire belief system and information isnt hidden from the public. Scientology drains people's wallets and then some and afterwards, people still don't know what it's about underneath.
Scientology is a religion...as evil as any other organized religion. Christian churches expect 10% of your money, that's more than the average Scientologist pays.
I am in now way defending Scientology or religions, I'm just saying that the only reason Scientology is treated like a cult is because it has so few members. Christianity is basically a cult with 2 billion members.
Scientology is not treated as a cult because of the money it asks from its members but because it aims at controlling the life of its members. This is what makes Scientology different from other religions.
I understand your point, but even now Christianity isn't clean. Have you heard about the child molestations? Chruch's still charge member's tithes. A tithe is 1/10 of what you make, Scientology does not charge that. I think all organized religion need to be destroyed if we want to live in pure peace (except for Buddhism and Hinduism, they never seem to do anything wrong).
The Hollywood members of Scientology DO pay a lot of money, but the lower down members pay much less. The same with tithes. I'm guessing you're a Christian who refuses to accept that your religion isn't very Christ-like after all and is just a way for the people up top to get money.
@SuperElm Jumping to assumptions is unbecoming. I'm agnostic-atheist and against any form of organised religion. Scientology is purely a cult/money making facade and while numerous Christian sects are very money oriented, they do not come close to how manipulative Scientology really is.
I felt the need to address your post as it seems to show Scientology in a passable light ... not to defend Christianity.
Christianity is manipulative and evil in a different way. Christians have a political agenda, Scientologists don't. For example Christians have stopped gays from being able to marry and they try to get creationism taught in school. Scientologists don't do this crap. Both religions are evil in their own way, and while it's easy to say Christianity is LESS evil simply because you don't want to offend the billions of Christians out there....the truth is that they are not very far apart.
@SuperElm Scientologists don't have a political agenda? You're kidding right? I'm sure you've heard of their 'fair game' policy and their tendency to use courts and picketing to harass negative criticism. Yes Christianity has it's negatives but has also been around far longer so it has an established base. Scientology, however, has a different and much more dangerous approach to dealing with opposition.
They have a political agenda, but normally in protecting themselves. Sure they are against freedom of speech but they don't ostracize or penalize people for being who they are. Christianity does.
@SuperElm What in the world are you talking about? Which religion/cult does not protect itself? They don't penalize people for being who they are? I suppose you haven't read L Ron Hubbard's views on homosexuality and scientology's anit-psychiatry movement and the like.
L Ron Hubbard is just one guy...not all his views have moved onto Scientology. Maybe I was wrong, though. Maybe Scientology has many bad regulations. It still does not persecute gays (Tom Cruise is a member for God's sake) as much as Christianity. Now stop arguing your neocon ass.
@SuperElm So the founder of a cult is 'just one guy'? Given the chance, the base, the numbers I don't doubt Scientology will top Christianity for sheer manipulation and ruthlessness.
@SuperElm Who is defending Christianity? All I see is you making excuses for Scientology. I have no reason to defend Christianity when I don't follow it.
You, you refuse to accept that Christianity has oppressed and killed far more people than Scientology. Stop making excuses. Scientology is a mind controlling cult, but Christianity is an even more evil mind controlling cult.
@SuperElm You seem to read what you want to read. Please show me where I have defended or made excuses for Christianity? You're comparing a religion's past with an emerging cult, they're both oppressive but yet you seem to view it with bias rather than objectivity
We are all biased bro. I am simply aware of my biases. I hate organized Christianity as well as Scientology. I may have made some exaggerations to prove my point, and that is not cool, but oh well.
@SuperElm We are but we shouldn't be. I used to hate Christianity with a passion after I left my religion but there are far worse out there. No point in hating, just being objective works.
I guess so, I was probably overly harsh on Christianity, especially modern Christianity. Now it's not as barbaric as before. I guess I was just exaggerating to tell people that Christianity and Scientology, while different, are both mind controlling and you should be cautious of such organizations. Too often we deride Scientology while not considering the harmful effects of more popular religions (it seems to be acceptable to make fun of Scientology but not other religions).
I know some Scientologists, they're not my friends, but they are friends of friends. They don't pay that much...they're whole life isn't taken over by Scientology...this is not way to defend Scientology it's just that the amount of manipulation has been way overstated by the media and blogs.
@SuperElm Christian churches may expect 10% of your money but it is not and never has been compulsory. They won't shun you or kick you out if you don't pay money. They won't encourage you to disconnect from your family members. They won't advise you to stay away from doctors, psychiatrists and pharmacists. They won't harass you when you speak out against them.
Don't start spouting off what scientology is and isn't when you obviously don't have a clue.
I corrected myself you silly goose. Both organized Christianity and Scientology are evil in some respects. Scientology is just more evil. However Scientology does not protest the funeral of veterans with signs saying "God hates Fags". Scientologists may be loony but they are MUCH more accepting people than the LCD of Christians.
@SuperElm I agree with you but you're talking about the Westboro Baptist Church who protest soldiers funerals with disgusting signs. That's a bit of a far stretch from the whole of Christianity especially when that church has been condemned by the larger Christian community.
Of course scientologists are more accepting people, they want your money. lol
That is true, Scientologists are much greedier. However if you think the larger Christian community is innocent you are wrong. The Catholic Church in Argentina actually blamed tragedies on that fact that Argentina legalized gay marriage.
@SuperElm I think you should read the Bible again and tell me where it is OK to kill gays, Jews, and people who don't like being raped by their parents.
Next time you type something down, think about it and wonder if you are actually right. If you were going o type it down, it's most likely wrong.
"If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)
If one curses his father or mother, his lamp will go out at the coming of darkness. (Proverbs 20:20 NAB)
Its funny that no body here knows the Jerry use to be a former Scientologist
Onaga69 1 week ago
even i thought that was funny
dungeonmaster600 1 month ago
As a 1990's automobile I'm very offended!
WeirdCrazyShortGuy 1 month ago
240P GET OUUUT!
megaphone69 2 months ago
bring back seinfield!!
whatsgoingon07 3 months ago
@JessieKetias
Holy shit (literally) Batman!
I feel dumber for having read your comment.
Sigrafix 4 months ago
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EmceeWhiteNoise 4 months ago
@JessieKetias We can't create life but we're getting good at modifying it. We have a synthetic yeast strain that has a completely artificial genome, complete with coded phrases written in the DNA.
Doesn't it bother you that the entire fields of biology and geology are grounded so completely in the fact that the earth is billions of years old? You can't honestly think ur smarter than the (tens?) of thousands of phD's in either field.
And the idea of forever is just as abstract as the big bang...
azzazx6r 4 months ago
@JessieKetias We can't create life but we're getting good at modifying it. We have a synthetic yeast strain that has a completely artificial genome, complete with coded phrases written in the DNA.
Doesn't it bother you that the entire fields of biology and geology are grounded so completely in the fact that the earth is billions of years old? You can't honestly think ur smarter than the (tens?) of thousands of phD's in either field.
And the idea of forever is just as abstract as the big bang...
azzazx6r 4 months ago
@JessieKetias It's funny how logic evades people. You say all religious people go to heaven, yet the bible, torah and quran clearly state that only believers in THEIR religion go to heaven. I'm not proud to be an atheist, but i am proud that I have a brain and am not afraid to use it
Pigroota 4 months ago 6
What is the deal with Scientology?
angrycowtipper 5 months ago 4
@angrycowtipper read about the forced abortions, the slave labour camps, the physical and mentals abuses by the cult's leader david miscavige and lisa mcpherson's death.
jnycnuk 5 months ago
Actually, Jerry is a Scientologist. So the credit should probably go to the writer of the episode. Larry David maybe?
nitejrny 5 months ago
@nitejrny Jerry used to be a Scientologist, I think in high school or college and then he realized its a fraud of a religion
FabioFresh 5 months ago
@FabioFresh That makes me fell better. When I read it on Cracked.com it broke my heart a little.
nitejrny 5 months ago
@FabioFresh That's great that he realised that. Now we just need the other 1 billion Christians, 1 billion Moozies and 1billion Hindus to wake up and realise that ALL religion is a fraud!
Pigroota 4 months ago
Mowabbs.
haywardmatt 5 months ago
82 scientologist's dislike the video it seems.
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youneekk 7 months ago
scientology is just as stupid as every other religion. it's just more modern so calling it bullshit is more acceptable. but if someone came along 60 years ago and talked about burning bushes that spoke, evil snakes, and jewish zombies then christianity would be in the same league as scientology.
enuvune 7 months ago 2
let's hear it for irrational reaction
she can't act like no one's ever taken a stab at scientology before. EVERY non-scientologist does
infernalone666 7 months ago
xenu take the wheel
MultiNonde 7 months ago 3
I wonder if Tom Cruise came over to Jerry's apartment and jumped up and down on his sofa for taking a crack at Scientology?
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wwwtotalitaerde 8 months ago
"Xenu is my copilot"
apologyisnothepolicy 8 months ago
81 people were trapped in the closet with John Travolta & Tom Cruise while R. Kelly pulled out his gun.
TheGrungeGamer 8 months ago
@TheGrungeGamer South Park FTW
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Koenig3535 8 months ago
Bravo, making fun of Scientology before it was a mainstream thing to do. Now it's all mainstream...
liquid1122 8 months ago 67
@liquid1122 I called shit mainstream before calling shit mainstream was mainstream.
VintageBalderdash 6 months ago 5
@liquid1122 Shut the fuck up. You're obnoxious.
BigBrightBlueBox 5 months ago
@BigBrightBlueBox I was typing, not actually talking.
liquid1122 5 months ago
@liquid1122 You're kidding.
BigBrightBlueBox 5 months ago
@liquid1122 fucking hipster.
ZACKnirvana 5 months ago
I read in this article that Jerry has spawned an interest in scientology recently...so had Will Smith
nddlj 8 months ago
scientology is pretty whacked, but no crazier than that whackjob judaism religion
yahoopl3 8 months ago
Classic episode! Unrealistic, but mad funny just the same.
BrooklynEagle 8 months ago
thumbs up if u saw the southpark episode bout scientolgy n understood the symbolisim behind he locked himself in the closet!
a2the2great2 9 months ago
u do know that jerry seinfeld the former jew is a sceintologist right ? wow ur all idiots if u think hes taking shots at it cuz he thinks "its dumb "
fatboybread 9 months ago
@fatboybread hes not a scientologist anymore...he mightve been when this was filmed though idk
jhein1992 9 months ago
@fatboybread err that was back in 1977ish. I"m glad he's out of that cult. I just hope he hasn't joined something worse like christianity.
mistereveready 9 months ago
Scientology sucks! truly the lowest forms of all life follow that religion
Leviathan024 9 months ago 5
Tom Cruise sure is sensative just ask Matt Lauer.
indyfan22k 9 months ago
classic seinfeld
moskablzit 9 months ago
is her reaction any different from followers of any other religion lol
JRC3034 9 months ago
tom cruise is an evil alien!
BanThisChannel 9 months ago
Scientologists believe in the craziest things.
lollalot 10 months ago
I miss Seinfeld :(
yipkusin 10 months ago 42
@yipkusin At least we have good shows to fill the gaping void! Like Glee, Keeping up with the Kardashians, Jersey Shore, ...
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ScrubmanLowell 4 months ago
Scientology is so f--cking weird. How the hell do people fall for such crap? For the record, I think all religion is false, but this is the 21st century, how are people falling for NEW religions still?
kuwinsitall 10 months ago 3
@kuwinsitall lol just the concept of a new religion is pretty funny. it's like, say islam came around 1100 so did everyone before that go to "hell"? not even worth thinking about religion is so stupid.
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@kuwinsitall Beacuse they are idiots. Like the catholics.
zapkvr 9 months ago
Wasn't Jerry a Scientologist in the 70s or something lol.
87txt 10 months ago
And there's the car lol
Cap10hook92 10 months ago
lol thats awesome
ezockilluminati 10 months ago
and they didnt get sued?
mvman14 11 months ago 3
@mvman14 You can't win a lawsuit for people teasing a religion. Otherwise the Muslim community wouldn't get all bitchy about draw Muhammad day, and the Vatican would own most of South Park Studios.
pkemrin 10 months ago 4
failed science fiction author, somewhere be jokes
mrshankly213 11 months ago
Scientologists should live in trees. Cause they're nuts.
vigo894 11 months ago 6
When they wrote the 'South Park' episode where everything Butters attempts he's told that 'Simpsons already did it' the writers sent a copy of the script to the Simpsons writers. The Simpsons writers sent back an un used script from the late 90's where Homer is told that everything he tries to do 'was done on Seinfeld'...
Djarra 1 year ago 2
Its too bad they ruined the story of Xenu by coming up with a whacky religion because the story wouldve made a great sci-fi movie.
JabberCT 1 year ago
Black people think white are conspiring against them, White people think Jews are conspiring against them, Jews think scientologists are conspiring against them, scientologist think ... yeah, what do scientologists think? by the look of them they dont seem to be able to think at all.
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Siriuzz 1 year ago
@Siriuzz The real word is conspiring.
sidekickmarie 11 months ago
Even if Julia was jewish I don't think it's a big ass deal.
truthteIla 1 year ago
To bad you can't make fun of jews on TV
oracleofdelphire 1 year ago
@oracleofdelphire sure you can ever heard of the goldbergmoneygrabers
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Urbanlatte2go 1 year ago
Jerry Jerry! Jerry Jerry!
XXxgotenx 1 year ago
@skcabtewon - Julia Louis-Dreyfus isn't jewish
Tansey81 1 year ago
@Tansey81
yes she is. but michael richards isnt, nor is wayne knight.
mcpencil 1 year ago
@mcpencil - Good call about Michael Richards and Wayne Knight; I looked it up and you are correct. But I'm still pretty sure -- almost certain -- Julia is not a jew. Her biological mother is not jewish and she never converted.
Tansey81 1 year ago
@Tansey81
The whole "jewishness passed through the mother" thing is a religious concept. Since jewish is both a religion and an ethnicity, we do not have to subscribe to the religious interpretation, since she is secular, and we all live in secular societies. I believe her father is jewish, and her being half-jewish is good enough for me, as in my experience, secular half-jews identify as jewish. But yes, she is not full-blooded (i actually thought she was).
mcpencil 1 year ago
@mcpencil Word. The way I think of it is, if you would have died in the Holocaust, you get to be a Jew. If my dad was a Jew, I would be roasted, so, I'm going to call myself a fucking Jew and fuck people who try to take that away.
SirDamienQFox 1 year ago
@SirDamienQFox
That is exactly right, and I have actually thought of that holocaust example before. If I would have been targeted in the 1940s, then I get to call myself jewish. After all, the entire jewish identity was not created through religion at all, it was created by collective persecution on a consistent basis.
mcpencil 1 year ago
@mcpencil Word. Never talked to someone about this before. Thanks for sharing the insight. Peace.
SirDamienQFox 1 year ago
@SirDamienQFox
most people in australia can't comprehend the distinction between the religion and the ethnicity, simply because they both come under the same word. And then when you think they're getting it, they say "ohhhhh... so you're an israeli?"
mcpencil 1 year ago
this was such a clever show
wwhitetigee 1 year ago
Everyone hates Jerry until he does something they agree with- that's because he's a loser
AChildMolester 1 year ago
They sure ARE sensitive!
gregliples 1 year ago
Jerry Seinfeld practiced Scientology for awhile. He has spoken against critics of the religion. Having said that Scientology is for loonies.
Jackattak11 1 year ago
I'm trying to understand how this is 'stabbing Scientology'.
Is it where Jerry said that Scientologists can be sensitive? Or when the Scientologist let them out right where they wanted to go?
“Yeah, well I didn’t do very much. I don’t know that much, I just did a little but I liked it,” Seinfeld said.
ElectroPaganAnon 1 year ago
The problem with scientology is the gross disregard for human life. As far fetched as their beliefs may be. (im not saying all other religions are not just as far fetched) There is no problem with people believing what they choose to believe. But at the cost of their lifes savings? 300,000 dollars to "reach enlightenment" is pretty fucking disgusting.
Hobomedic 1 year ago
@Hobomedic And that's just the tip of the iceberg. As someone who has read alot into scientology I can safely say, paying 300,000 dollars is nothing compared to the shit many of their members have had to go through.
Hobomedic 1 year ago
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The only way to reach a higher OT level than the available OT level 8, it can only be done exterior from the body, the body becomes an impediment. That's if you can afford the $277,000 needed to get to OT level 8. I sense a mass suicide, Heaven's Gate style.
Birdman283 1 year ago
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The only way to reach a higher OT level than the available OT level 8, it can only be done exterior from the body, the body becomes an impediment. That's if you can afford the $277,000 needed to get to OT level 8. I sense a mass suicide, Heaven's Gate style.
Birdman283 1 year ago
According to Wikipedia, Jerry Seinfeld is a Scientologist.
masgeo 1 year ago
@masgeo unable to find that
meadowsirl 1 year ago
Hmmm.... I wonder if Jews are sensitive?
jneedee 1 year ago
@jneedee Only when Nazi's try to gas them.
dovestones 1 year ago
crazy joe davola is probably a scientologist in the Seinfeld universe
44ch1m 1 year ago
lol
ASIthLordsPoet19 1 year ago
would have loved to be a laughing passenger in that car..but then again I would have been disconnected and fair game.....
tscholent 1 year ago
you know what? i'd always thought Seinfeld was a scientologist.
Vidhole 1 year ago
@Vidhole he used to be but he is not one anymore.
craxygood 1 year ago
why do people analyze Seinfeld ? its pointless to do so
spooninspoon 1 year ago
It's funny because it's true.
AgentxAnonymous 1 year ago 156
Jerry was the least funny out of the four, i always watched and do watch for the other 3 characters, Jerry had a bad hairdo and very bland, so never understood why he was the lead?
Never understood Jerrys popularity.....
yusafzai08 1 year ago
@yusafzai08 Exactly his lame jokes is what made the sitcom, thats why the show wasn't called "Jerry". His attempt at success as a comedian became Larry Davids' ground for making a sitcom. Jerry Seinfeld as a comedian never will be famous but Seinfeld the show will always be famous and genius
spooninspoon 1 year ago
@spooninspoon This is so true
Krakkulf 1 year ago
1 minute ago The fact of the matter is that people can join cults if they want to. They have that freedom. Its people who want to strip that freedom away who have problems. We all have the ability to make our own decisions granted to us by god, intelligence and the ability and freedom to make our own choices. If someone wants to join a cult and drink juice and die I say let them. They can make the choices but they have to deal with the consequences. Its no ones right to take that away.
wulfshelmut 1 year ago
@wulfshelmut That's not what we want to take away. The fact is that Scientology is allowed to run in nearly every country in the world as either a religion or as a charitable organisation meaning they pay absolutely no tax on the millions of dollars they make every year. In other words we are paying the tax for them because they are supposedly doing the community a service.
The German government officially views scientology as a commercial organisation which is how everyone should view it.
frankovich213 1 year ago
@TylerDurdenMakesSoap
Freemasonry isn't a cult bro...they're bizarre but they're not after your money and you can have any religion and still be a Freemason. Though I know you have to draw the cult line somewhere.
SuperElm 1 year ago
The weird thing is Jerry is a former scientologist
Grisha1994 1 year ago
@Grisha1994 Hahaha! Yeah, until his Jewish mom found out and smacked him upside the head! lol
frankovich213 1 year ago
What religions are wrong and right? - iuchat . com
DiazRemington 1 year ago
@DiazRemington cant tell you whats right. but scientology is sure as hell wrong. unless you really believe in xenu and thetans. lol
jjk696969 1 year ago 85
@jjk696969
as opposed to a man walking on water or coming back to life after a few days? lol
agkrondiras 1 year ago
@agkrondiras yeah that sounds pretty rediculous as well. u could always believe a guy went into the forest and found two gold plates with messages from god too
jjk696969 1 year ago
@jjk696969 The idea of Xenu and Thetans is no more ridiculous than a talking snake and all of the other crazy ideas that go along with more popular religions. You can't claim Scientology is wrong based on ludicrousness unless you're willing to claim all other religions wrong on that same basis. If people want to believe in Thetans and E-meters and resurrections and talking snakes and oceans spreading apart then let them. Really it doesn't affect me if they do.
Seirnflow26 1 year ago
@Seirnflow26
The beliefs of Sci have never been the issue. I would advise you too look into 'Operation Snow White' the 'Paulette Cooper' incidents and the related 'fair game policy.
For Op Snow White a number of high ranking Sci members, including LRon's wife, were convicted of infiltrating government agencies for the purpose of altering/removing records pertaining too Sci.
It is such crimes as this, as well as a multitude of human rights violations that is the issue, not the theology.
paulatredies 1 year ago
@jjk696969 I find it funny how people make fun of scientology because of "xenu and thetans", but take talking snakes, burning bushes, and a guy sitting in the clouds watching and listening to everyone as fact.
kihhn 1 year ago 2
@kihhn yeah me too if youd scroll down youd see i poked fun at radical christians and mormons too. but if you wanna defend a rediculous religion created by a very mentally ill, greedy, dispicable man (not to mention a SCIENCE FICTION writer) that is more crooked than the cathloic church then be my guest. christianity has an unbelieveable story too but at least you dont have to write them out a check to join
jjk696969 1 year ago 2
@jjk696969
or jesus, muhammed, joseph smith or allah..the fictionals character from the department of bullshit: Religion..
ashy6793 1 year ago
@ashy6793 buddha, vishnu, the list goes on
AgentCarter 1 year ago
@jjk696969 Mormonism is way way worse did you know they have more then one wife and some of them are as young as 14 f*cken sick.......!
METALMAN4Wii 1 year ago
@METALMAN4Wii Thats fucked dude 14? mormons sould all just die:)
HigherPower2010 1 year ago
@HigherPower2010 Hey, Scientologists tend to be insane, and i would border that with Mormons, but in all seriousness when was the last time you heard about a Mormon locking up a woman in one of their centers for days and letting her starve to death. Mormons are nice people, but Scientologists resort to ad-homonyms when you confront them. Not saying that either are right though.
josejalipano 1 year ago
@jjk696969 It's as good as any other religion...aka evil.
Yanman88 1 year ago
@jjk696969 god is an equally stupid proposition...
pace7759 1 year ago
@jjk696969 Scientologists proved one thing though. That any religion can just as well be something like Scientology and be completely bullshit.
dadiddlydooda 11 months ago
@jjk696969 It's no more or less wrong than christianity or islam or any other world religion though ;D
MandibleMuge 11 months ago
@MandibleMuge It is because it's a pyramid scheme. If either being a Christian or Islam forced you to pay then I'd be as opposed to them as I am to scientology.
Maddolis 11 months ago
@Maddolis Putting aside the methods of the organization of the religion (which I am not referring to, and if I was, Major World Religions have done far worse than anything Scientology has come close to) the actual belief regarding Xenu and the aliens and the volcanoes, is no more ridiculous than the religion 35% of the world subscribes to. Or any of the others.
Basically, I hate this new pecking order that makes christians think they can scoff at the "Ludicrous" beliefs of others.
MandibleMuge 11 months ago
@MandibleMuge It is certainly hypocritical however I'm sure most of the terrible things mainstream religions you cite have done would just be typical people with power using religion as an excuse. It doesn't say anywhere in the bible to raid the holy land over 5 wars or whatever, but plenty of people use it as an excuse for whatever violence they act out.
Maddolis 11 months ago
@Maddolis Oh, I know, many people have used religion as a smoking gun to rally behind, but like I said, the beliefs itself and the Organization are different. The people you mentioned are who make up (or rather, once made up) the Organized Religion.
And sure, I'm not saying the bible is malevolent or anything, but it is pretty homophobic. And pro-slavery. And Misogynistic... But that was just my interpretation.
MandibleMuge 11 months ago
@MandibleMuge And you are correct. The bible is the most racist "religious" book there is particularly the Old Testament where God is smiting everyone but the "jews". Religion poisons EVERYTHING.
zapkvr 10 months ago
@zapkvr I think the book of mormon is even more racist
corrupt200 9 months ago
@jjk696969 or unless you believe in an invisible man in the sky who created the earth 4,000 years ago and sacrficed his son, i mean himself, for our sins. Because that sounds more logical
TheCrisisKings 7 months ago
@TheCrisisKings never said that was logical either. but atleast christianity, islam, judaism etc. werent invented by a child molesting drug addict in the modern era where people should be able to see through the fantasy and superstition.
jjk696969 6 months ago
@jjk696969 And yet, most religions have scripture related to child abuse and pedophilia and we still have billions of people who follow those religions
TheCrisisKings 6 months ago
@TheCrisisKings Which scripture?
XXGDUBSXX 6 months ago
@XXGDUBSXX its widespread across many scriptures. Altar boys,even, solely served one purpose...to sexually please missionaries as they traveled the seas. Selling your daughter into slavery was not an uncommon thing in the bible (Exodus 21:7). And yet, you mock Scientology which has no more basis in truth than any other religion
TheCrisisKings 6 months ago
@TheCrisisKings Im not mocking scientology.
XXGDUBSXX 6 months ago
@TheCrisisKings what's wrong with pedophilia?
s0mastyl0 6 months ago
@TylerDurdenMakesSoap True.
Wildzide00 1 year ago
If you'd have read my earlier comment before the one you just read you'd have seen that I wasn't arguing about the existance of god. But rather about what makes a good religion. As I was saying it doesn't really matter what it teaches as long as it's free to join and the entire belief system and information isnt hidden from the public. Scientology drains people's wallets and then some and afterwards, people still don't know what it's about underneath.
ThePieIsLie 1 year ago
@TylerDurdenMakesSoap
Yeah...for all we know in the future Scientology may become a bona fide religion, even though now it's just garbage.
SuperElm 1 year ago
Scientology is a religion...as evil as any other organized religion. Christian churches expect 10% of your money, that's more than the average Scientologist pays.
I am in now way defending Scientology or religions, I'm just saying that the only reason Scientology is treated like a cult is because it has so few members. Christianity is basically a cult with 2 billion members.
SuperElm 1 year ago
@SuperElm
Scientology is not treated as a cult because of the money it asks from its members but because it aims at controlling the life of its members. This is what makes Scientology different from other religions.
MartijnSavenije 1 year ago
@MartijnSavenije
Look at Christianity in the medieval days. It was MUCH worse than scientology is now.
SuperElm 1 year ago
@SuperElm
that is all true, fact is that we dont live in the medieval days. In the year 2010 human rights apply, they did not in the medieval age.
MartijnSavenije 1 year ago
@MartijnSavenije
I understand your point, but even now Christianity isn't clean. Have you heard about the child molestations? Chruch's still charge member's tithes. A tithe is 1/10 of what you make, Scientology does not charge that. I think all organized religion need to be destroyed if we want to live in pure peace (except for Buddhism and Hinduism, they never seem to do anything wrong).
SuperElm 1 year ago
@SuperElm Yea, Scientology only charges its members a few hundred thousand dollars for courses to help them live life. Who needs tithes?
orion00 1 year ago
@orion00
The Hollywood members of Scientology DO pay a lot of money, but the lower down members pay much less. The same with tithes. I'm guessing you're a Christian who refuses to accept that your religion isn't very Christ-like after all and is just a way for the people up top to get money.
SuperElm 1 year ago
@SuperElm Jumping to assumptions is unbecoming. I'm agnostic-atheist and against any form of organised religion. Scientology is purely a cult/money making facade and while numerous Christian sects are very money oriented, they do not come close to how manipulative Scientology really is.
I felt the need to address your post as it seems to show Scientology in a passable light ... not to defend Christianity.
orion00 1 year ago
@orion00
Christianity is manipulative and evil in a different way. Christians have a political agenda, Scientologists don't. For example Christians have stopped gays from being able to marry and they try to get creationism taught in school. Scientologists don't do this crap. Both religions are evil in their own way, and while it's easy to say Christianity is LESS evil simply because you don't want to offend the billions of Christians out there....the truth is that they are not very far apart.
SuperElm 1 year ago
@SuperElm Scientologists don't have a political agenda? You're kidding right? I'm sure you've heard of their 'fair game' policy and their tendency to use courts and picketing to harass negative criticism. Yes Christianity has it's negatives but has also been around far longer so it has an established base. Scientology, however, has a different and much more dangerous approach to dealing with opposition.
orion00 1 year ago
@orion00
They have a political agenda, but normally in protecting themselves. Sure they are against freedom of speech but they don't ostracize or penalize people for being who they are. Christianity does.
SuperElm 1 year ago
@SuperElm What in the world are you talking about? Which religion/cult does not protect itself? They don't penalize people for being who they are? I suppose you haven't read L Ron Hubbard's views on homosexuality and scientology's anit-psychiatry movement and the like.
orion00 1 year ago
@orion00
L Ron Hubbard is just one guy...not all his views have moved onto Scientology. Maybe I was wrong, though. Maybe Scientology has many bad regulations. It still does not persecute gays (Tom Cruise is a member for God's sake) as much as Christianity. Now stop arguing your neocon ass.
SuperElm 1 year ago
@SuperElm So the founder of a cult is 'just one guy'? Given the chance, the base, the numbers I don't doubt Scientology will top Christianity for sheer manipulation and ruthlessness.
orion00 1 year ago
@orion00
But it hasn't so far. Stop defending Christianity at every opportunity.
SuperElm 1 year ago
@SuperElm Who is defending Christianity? All I see is you making excuses for Scientology. I have no reason to defend Christianity when I don't follow it.
orion00 1 year ago
@orion00
You, you refuse to accept that Christianity has oppressed and killed far more people than Scientology. Stop making excuses. Scientology is a mind controlling cult, but Christianity is an even more evil mind controlling cult.
SuperElm 1 year ago
@SuperElm You seem to read what you want to read. Please show me where I have defended or made excuses for Christianity? You're comparing a religion's past with an emerging cult, they're both oppressive but yet you seem to view it with bias rather than objectivity
orion00 1 year ago
@orion00
We are all biased bro. I am simply aware of my biases. I hate organized Christianity as well as Scientology. I may have made some exaggerations to prove my point, and that is not cool, but oh well.
SuperElm 1 year ago
@SuperElm We are but we shouldn't be. I used to hate Christianity with a passion after I left my religion but there are far worse out there. No point in hating, just being objective works.
orion00 1 year ago
@orion00
I guess so, I was probably overly harsh on Christianity, especially modern Christianity. Now it's not as barbaric as before. I guess I was just exaggerating to tell people that Christianity and Scientology, while different, are both mind controlling and you should be cautious of such organizations. Too often we deride Scientology while not considering the harmful effects of more popular religions (it seems to be acceptable to make fun of Scientology but not other religions).
SuperElm 1 year ago
@SuperElm Btw ... they all pay a lot of money. Lower members pay much less because that's all they can afford.
orion00 1 year ago
@orion00
I know some Scientologists, they're not my friends, but they are friends of friends. They don't pay that much...they're whole life isn't taken over by Scientology...this is not way to defend Scientology it's just that the amount of manipulation has been way overstated by the media and blogs.
SuperElm 1 year ago
@SuperElm Christian churches may expect 10% of your money but it is not and never has been compulsory. They won't shun you or kick you out if you don't pay money. They won't encourage you to disconnect from your family members. They won't advise you to stay away from doctors, psychiatrists and pharmacists. They won't harass you when you speak out against them.
Don't start spouting off what scientology is and isn't when you obviously don't have a clue.
See, xenu. net
frankovich213 1 year ago
@frankovich213
I corrected myself you silly goose. Both organized Christianity and Scientology are evil in some respects. Scientology is just more evil. However Scientology does not protest the funeral of veterans with signs saying "God hates Fags". Scientologists may be loony but they are MUCH more accepting people than the LCD of Christians.
SuperElm 1 year ago
@SuperElm I agree with you but you're talking about the Westboro Baptist Church who protest soldiers funerals with disgusting signs. That's a bit of a far stretch from the whole of Christianity especially when that church has been condemned by the larger Christian community.
Of course scientologists are more accepting people, they want your money. lol
frankovich213 1 year ago
@frankovich213
That is true, Scientologists are much greedier. However if you think the larger Christian community is innocent you are wrong. The Catholic Church in Argentina actually blamed tragedies on that fact that Argentina legalized gay marriage.
SuperElm 1 year ago
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHH thats funny....ahahahahah i loved the george character...
VoodooPolitico 1 year ago
@VoodooPolitico
No, you don't. He's so stupid.
SuperElm 1 year ago
@SuperElm ???
VoodooPolitico 1 year ago
@VoodooPolitico
You don't actually love him. You're just pretending so you can be different.
SuperElm 1 year ago
@SuperElm shut up asshole...scientologist are ya?
VoodooPolitico 1 year ago
@VoodooPolitico
You're a Christian I assume? You support the killing of Jews, Gays, and people who don't like being raped by their parents? I'm sure you do...Hitler.
SuperElm 1 year ago
@SuperElm I think you should read the Bible again and tell me where it is OK to kill gays, Jews, and people who don't like being raped by their parents.
Next time you type something down, think about it and wonder if you are actually right. If you were going o type it down, it's most likely wrong.
hunthell 1 year ago
@hunthell
"If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)
If one curses his father or mother, his lamp will go out at the coming of darkness. (Proverbs 20:20 NAB)
I think