mad safety demo on Kulula flight

[spongebobaniquan]

you dumbasses its real google kulula airlines and click on humour

[jwo99odvideo]

this is real



[MrLACruiser]

It can't be real because have you ever seen a Boeing 737-200 from British Airways in South Africa?! I haven't ...

[davey1121]

@MrLACruiser there is a british airways franchise operating in South Africa called Comair. they now have 737-300 and -400 aircraft.

[chadwick828]

@MrLACruiser

It is. British airways are franchised by Comair.

[Achlysis]

she sounds like the girl from die antwoord

[kruger1115]

i will now wach the video and then coment whether i think it is fake or not. becoz there alot of peolple saing it fake, but let me be the judge of that

[ciaranhudson08]

Yep this was on my flight back from durban it was a different one though i think said something about choosing your favorite child at the start of the flight :L. I love south africa. There's no way at all a british airline would be allowed to do this without getting sued! :L

[jonniebois]

What a great demo. Was so funny. I used to be crew, but we never went that far!

[lazley]

'when the mask falls in front of you, stop screaming' hahahaha!

[Oorgawe]

Love it!

[sezzagirl]

All you haters need to go to South Africa and fly Kulula to see for yourselves. Just because "other international airlines" don't do this doesn't mean South Africa is wrong to do it, it means the other countries don't have a sense of humour anymore. People always complain about their flights when going on trips, so Kulula is making sure that people have a great time when flying with them. Is that really so wrong? :P

[edwardscZA]

Brilliant, absolutely love Kulula!

[emiratesA380NCL]

exactly Comair, if you look its an EX BA 737 200

[XboxPhantom]

they are trying to cut back on fuel by using helium to reduce weight!

[AirMoum]

0:38 WTFF

[KZNCritic]

Hillbrow Kugel accent???

[TheGreatValerian]

Soo Funny! 

[medicpack6]

wtf 

[markusnerlich]

Funny, but the voice is annoying....Did this person speak the whole way like this? Here in the US one takes Southwest .... I missed to record the Safty Rap on a flight....

[petkovao]

@markusnerlich , this is a very typical Afrikaner accent and voice from SA. I had several Afrikaner colleagues in the past who sounded exactly like the flight assistant in the video, when normally speaking.

[djsims2]

Haha that's epic! "If you are caught smoking or tampering with the smoke detecting equipment you will be asked to leave immediately" Haha epic stuff

[ATLRCFlyer]

Definately NOT fake. Kulula does their safety presentations this way... Thanks for posting, I had a good laugh :-)

[jamiewhittle]

It's comair aircraft but BA own them as franchise so they opp under BA brand products and service and feed BA mainline pass to to all over southern Africa

Crew from sa based in joburg or Capetown and wear BA uniformes but payed and employed by comair

Hope this helps

[ektrolleyboy]

Fake as hell because there's a short range Boeing belonging to B.A parked next to this jet. And secondly there's a Sky Chef catering truck there too. Making this a UK airport.

[mrfofboy]

@ektrolleyboy No, its not a british airways plane next to it. Its a Comair aircraft. They have the BA livery because its owned by BA. So its probably real!

[davey1121]

what a load of RUBBISH, you shouldnt comment on stuff you know NOTHING about. British airways FRANCHISE partner airline Comair operate within south africa using 737's

[trainssa]

"Comair is an airline based in South Africa. It operates scheduled services on domestic trunk routes as a British Airways franchisee and an affiliate member of the Oneworld airline alliance." Sky Chef truck's can be found at any major South African airport. Get your facts strait next time. Lastly that is not fake, that is so Kulula.

[kimchify87]

@ektrolleyboy you are SO clever. WOW! Too bad you're wrong. I live in SA asshole. Have you been???

[BRONCKENSTETTER]

is this actually alloud? sounds like she is taking the piss of the passengers or like she is having sex at the same time.

[schubbs]

Very clear Pronounciation ! It must be a funny adventure to fly with Hulakulakula :)

[82648947]

Older viewers may remember a character on S.African radio in the 1970s, called Blossom Broadbeam...she spoke exactly like this in a parody of the SA accent.

[Pipboy2063]

This sounds more like underage porn airlines...

[HazyAlex]

awesome safety talk, she's funny... i wonder if she was high thou, haha...

[angusmacarthur]

it's Brilliant! I love flying Kulula :) hehehe

[lkalos]

โคตรฮาอ่า...

[sardnhi]

ฟังออกกุให้ 1 ล้าน

[charlieiscool1000]

LOL omg that hotess sounds high she seems way too happy to be talking normally at one time she sounded as if she was having an oragasm

[lukeyboy95]

so so funny,

Not sure how the FA's can keep a straight face during this announcement!

[kmehl04]

Anyone want to add subtitles? I had a hard time understanding this lady's accent. What I could catch was funny though.

[BallsInYourJawsBitch]

@kmehl04

She says:

"The fwied wice goo price wif kim chon iwill sayad wid wanch.

You buy, you buy?

Pease watch miwwle isle durin' land procedua, it muss wemain queer incase ub emugacwees."

[clickclickspacebar]

shes south african, not asian you fuck face

[SouthAfricanAirways1]

@kmehl04 I take it your not from South Africa?

[huvander]

It is true i flew Kulula GREAT!!

The purser announced that it was kululas birthaday and they were giving an all expenses paid holiday to barbados having the winning boarding card in his hand ! He then went on to say now that i have your attention the cabin crew will take you through the safety features of this aircraft! The whole plane errupted in laughter!!

[ultrigaria22222]

lol su funny :-D

[helina1997]

Its really true. We heard it 2 weeks ago on our flight from cpt to joberg. "If you wont to smoke we´ll escort you to the wings an you can try to fly without wings" Looool

[bEernst]

gasping for air???

[robinbeirne]

someone should tell her to "breath normaly"

[jebijash]

hehehehehe...gud video...thanks for uploading

[tizgas123]

that couldn't be an flight in south africa, how to hell should come an b737 of british airways to sa

[noway24]

it's called comair. they fly around south africa using BA planes.

[aliciddaman]

If I ran an airline, my safety demonstration would be just like that!

[Venom0ZA]

She is putting on as part of the service people :) Kulula is known for their jokes. "Don't fondle the passanger next to you.." LOL!!!

So much better than the generic procedure, very entertaining.

[22871987]

OMG....Its Barbie doing the announcement. Barbie you bitch LOL, sound so horny and whats with the dip breath as if someone trying to seduce her LOL

[nickpoop93]

what airline is this?

[StrahlemaedL]

Oh my Gosh, thats amazing !

I love the breathing part aaaaaaaaah :DD

well, when i'm flying, they always show a short film :(

[SouthAfricanAirways1]

This is real I know I have flown them before. But the jokes they say on-board they make up it's a golden airline!

[BOETA28]

there is service on BA in South Africa idiots they operate worldwide idiots. This is a Flight in South Africa low cost airline hahahaha so funny

[SouthAfricanAirways1]

Well to be exact it is a franchise with Comair South Africa idiot.

[izamzz]

she sounds like horny girl....haha...

[BIMMERKID2]

@izamzz

actually, sounds like she has something big stuck up her.....*censored* :D

[AKVAEL]

@izamzz lol

[CoryFlysHigh88]

BA is allowed to operate domestic flights in South Africa.

[kazim786]

if this flight is from capetown rto johannesburg why is there a BA 737 next door?

[kazim786]

oh! I apologize for my ignorance ;)

[Guldhedenopo]

ahhhh breathe normaly haaaaaaa

[flyroli99]

1:53 :)

[jayessht]

Lol! I'd love to be aboard that flight!

[chef094]

Sounds like that Fa is High on margwana

[twflightservicemgr78]

hehehehehhehe!!!!! CLASSIC!!!!!!!

Thanks for sharing this funny video!! :)

[cookingmamarules]

LOL

[djsims2]

01:00 - LMAO! great vid

[gabz69er]

omg the woman talking is a retard

[instink04]

HAHA! PLEASE STOP SCREMING HAHA

[instink04]

HAHA! I HAVE THAT FLIGHT IM THE CAMEARA

[BondiTheBoysInBlue]

LOL!! "but not around your kneck because you might actually survive this landing" Fantastic!!

[untouchable999]

i once flew with them it was fantastic i liked the greeen seats

[LalaMaeStar]

as former cabin crew i thought that was classic-that's one way to get passengers to listen to ya! flew kulula quite a few times while on the job and that demo is the standard one used for each flight. :D

[PrEtTyGeRiSr90]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh LOL!!! so funny my god it realy is funny

[burnleyboyadam]

hahaha!! O_o

[flippiboy]

This is certainly not faked. Some airlines are quite spontaneous or encourage their crew to personalise the airline's service to fit their (Cabin crew's) style. So long as wat needs to be delivered is delivered, the rest can be up to their own creativity. Usually common on some American and European airlines..

[osuengineer2012]

what in the world?! omg let me out of this plane! AAAAHHH!!!!

[planeman009]

Right! who let out the helium?

[wine712]

@planeman009 haha

[GamingGherkins]

@planeman009 no it's Luna Lovegood

[fetsiboomsticks]

No man, use your nut! Everybody would be laughing and you would not hear that soundtrack. Aggggh!

[Squinge123456789]

*haaaaaa* " Breathe normally, haha!"

[g0tr0ck]

hahaha funny...she sounds Asian, lol hahaha....

STUNNING GREEN

[outpapa]

fucking voice ! Was she drunk ?!

[CreXNL]

Damn, she had to be either drunk or stoned hehehe

[broomster]

haha!

I know the guy who put this video up, and I guarantee you that this is genuine and not faked..

Awesome stuff!

[bexywexy92]

no offence to her but her voice is sooo annoying

[rudeyjude]

You've obviously never flown kulula if you're skeptical about this video - oh, and who give's a flying f*#k what the shape the overhead bins are??

[Salvo1279]

hehe, the audio is definately authentic. They hire comedians to write the scripts

[thibaulthalpern]

I think this audio is not part of the video. The audio is added on to the video.

[davey1121]

dont talk KAK.

[SouthAfricanAirways1]

@thibaulthalpern Ja dude, have you ever EVER flow Kulula? Really they talk like this and much much more so don't come out with your idiotic conspiracy crap.

[mynosferatu]

@thibaulthalpern ur right

[mssanette]

@thibaulthalpern I used to be a hostee for kulula and this is in fact a real demo... Our slogan is come fun with us... We did evrything with humour...

[mssanette]

@thibaulthalpern no it is the real audio. The girl just used a funny voice....

[carys0290]

@thibaulthalpern You have obviously never been to South Africa. I fly Kulula all the time. This is legit

[Thesir01]

at 1:46 "oxygen masks will automatically zap down in front of you...PLeeeease stop screaming".....lmao....lol

[TheChadness127]

OMG!

Super funny!

[Americanpilot1228]

Wow! She sounds sooo funny!! lol! This cabin looks different from the American MD-82 to me. Well, different from the one's i've flown on. I like it though!

[BigDaddyLicious]

I also noticed a difference in the cabin. its the overhead bins. In the MD-82's we had with our late airline in the Caribbean ALM/DCA the shape of the overhead bins doors were a bit curved while this is a straight door.

I don't know if that's the change your also noticing. Don't know If American MD's have the same curved door or there are other differences, please let me know, thanks ☺

[marxel]

thats sooooo cute!!

[ABnonimouse]

love it! good old afrikaaner tannie

[logicalfear]

What the Fuck was that!!!, what kind of English accent was that!!, they need to improve their pronunciation or to not do it in English at all!!

[woodworm76]

@logicalfear That's South African English, and the pronunciation is perfect, moron.

[woodworm76]

@logicalfear That's South African English, and the pronunciation is perfect, moron.

[CathayPacificVideo]

haha funny it sounds like a young japanese or chinesse lady!

[ThieleM]

Now I know where the black lady from the Police Academy movies wound up.

[metabolicsalamanca]

LOL

[bergjagger]

I remember flying with Kulula last time I was in RSA. The announcements are just so funny...honestly they really are like that! You don't forget them in a hurry and isn't that the very point they are trying to make?

[DesiEmmyG]

i would shoot myself if i had her as an Air Hostess!!

[tobyhellobye]

HAHAHA!!

[marshmallowpeeps241]

cute, did Minnie Mouse decide to move away from Showbiz and move onto being an Air Hostess? =)

[wongavery1698]

I wish I were on that plane. This would've made my holiday memorable

[incheon]

If I was on that flight I wouldnt be able to stop my self from laughing!

[burnleyboyadam]

hahaha soo funny xD

[easy1355]

Oh my god!! I am NEVER flying with this Airline! Although I doubt it to be real!

[dimitri02]

OMFG SHUT UP LMAO this has to be a joke lol

[Pwnzistor]

No, it's really not, Kulula is known for their nutty pre-flight announcements.. I suppose it's to put people at ease as statistically people are most nervous about flying before they take off and right before they land :p.

[uhula101]

I'm speechless...

[gtrangos]

kulula is hilarious, once i flew with them and they told us we were heading to Bulawayo the entire time (instead of Durban, where we were really going)

[dewaldJswart]

her voice might be annoying butat least they do it in a different way and try to make your flight more enjoyable. They are just joking around,but they still take safety seriously.The better and cheaper than sa airways and friendlier aswell

[DeltaJFKGuy]

THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE.....LOL

[jenevete]

please tell me this is not real..lol.. so funny.... lol

[123airlinemaster]

Pamm Ann probably!

[bilalahmed2123]

lol !

[ongtech]

wow! "for fondling the passenger next to you"

what is she on???!!!! :-D

[bstevensuk]

Pam Ann on Helium, probably the most annoying noise ever. Apart from the noises my cat makes when he wants to go outside.

[heyitsboo]

OMFG lol

[qantasgal]

LOL!

[gerhard1976]

drunk flight attendant...

but funny...

[andremp04]

OMG LMFAO

[BiltongBaz]

I thought this was a joke !

But then I thought of our president LOL

[sanblac]

It doesn't a 727!!! The overhead compartments are tipical of an MD or DC 9 aircraft. Also the PSU and the windows... So?

[rotesocken]

i guess she's got something between her legs... something hard!

[ogoid79]

it's a 727-200 adv

[davey1121]

MD-82 actually

[Furnzo2007]

haha i love that little laugh she does haha

[meisie1964]

I flew with Kalula last year in September to Durban, but was the best ever. On our return flight it was the same...Keep it up Kalula you are great.....

[JoeRoss1993]

If I was a flight attendant on this flight, wouldn't stop laughing during the safety demostration. LOL funny!

[hirmanjeffrey]

This is really really funny! I Wish I was There!

[richardhaupt88]

oh and with regard to what type of aeroplane this is: correctly stated before by someone, it is not a 737-200, but also not an MD80. Kulula were leesing the MD82's. which are a variation on the MD80.

[richardhaupt88]

kulula have been leesing some 737's for a while,unpainted at the moment,thus white.there new 737 fleet r currently undergoing painting for their new livery.

Kulula stil do this saftey breifing,&recieve positive feedback from their customers about it

Kulula's CEO came gave a lecture @ WITS university last month & this was all disgussed.

my personal fav is the "...microwaves..." part

[cobolt02]

They dont seem to do the funny thing anymore. Somebody probably complained.

[AirNewZealandPilot]

Hahaha great guys lol!

[alexonix7]

haha, fake but funny nonetheless.

[davey1121]

its not fake

i filmed it on the plane MYSELF. How can u say its FAKE? were you there ?

[kinsley2108]

I am awake, how else would I be writing this? and there's no need to swear, useless having an all 'up tight' briefing, 5 minutes later you'll forget what the hell they said, cmon you should know this.

[costateguise]

airlines cost millions and millions to make do you think the charmen and managers of this airline would allow this type of shite on most flights as it is aparantley given? To paying customers?? Stupid comment.

[kinsley2108]

Well, it was allowed on this flight, made it through all of the FAA/CAA strict requirements. And if you'd actually listen to the audio, you'll see that all thew safety info was given, and thats what counts

[kinsley2108]

an airline with a sense of humour mate

[DanielBolman]

Well they do say that on this airline.

[DanielBolman]

Yeah that is funny, I flew just a week ago with them from Port Elisabeth to Lanseria and had a similar demo. Couldn't stop laughing.

[Kabuki0Kozou]

that was very funny, Please dont scream and put the O2 mask on lol

[BMIfanatic]

what type of aircraft is it??

[flugzeug94]

Is this a real safety demonstration??

Which airline is it??

It'a a flight attendant or a voice recorded on a tape??

[partygoer28]

hehehe! very funny!

[loopsterman]

hahahahahahah she sounds like that chick from panic mechanic, the DOFF chick that puts tipex on the screen..... hay hay. man she must be a little irratating in bed :) loll

[tzantimmyg]

I can imagine a puppet koala bear talking like that on a childrens tv show!!

[umairmalikpk]

Its a demo onboard a "Kulula" flight, which is a domestic South African airline. The voice is most probably a white Afrikaaner lady, they have an accent in english just like that. Its pretty normal considering all this.

[Falkirion]

I hope that was a canned recording and that she wasn't a real attendant. Because if she was, man that aircrew must get annoyed with her and her voice real quick. Great job to all the other crews out there getting us around safely and hopefully on time (And even if we're late, I dont blame you, I blame the captain and ATC!)

[MLeyden91]

How embarising for all the OTHER cabin crew in the world.

Theyr'e not ALL that bad. Really.

[bermudarailway]

You,re talking bollocks I have been flying for 20 years and passengers love that sort of stuff !

[emoxdeedee]

what the heck?? if no one understands her and they every1 dies in the accident its her fault lool

[bazulu11]

It is the companies idea to use a funny over the top demo to get more people to pay attention. I think that they have succeeded.

[RoxasCanFly]

I can hardly understand her at all. O_O Is she high? Helium? Crack? My god. Her little gigles make her sound like an airhead. XDD

[Cabinhottie]

Its things like this that make us Cabin Crew's Job look so cheap! Not cool!

[bermudarailway]

Get a life

[molaquetepes]

es buenisiimooooooooooooo¡¡¡

jiji

[gmacorvick]

HOLY cow. Is she for real? OMG i be dead doing that announcement on my flight.

[Flypontcom]

IT'S AN MD80?

[Falkirion]

I'd call that fairly close to the truth. Only 3 aircraft I know for sure have tail exits and the MD-80/90 are two of them, the other is the 727. Too hard to tell from the cabin vid though

[FunNkyMuNky82]

It is a MD, I know cause kulula has at least one and I flew in one. Went out through the back.

[patitunda]

you must blame the guy who sold her the dope...

[Moronical123]

God she eather very enoying or its been edited

[zola131]

She sounds high.