超好笑新加坡華人 vs 印度人電話對罵(字幕版)

[9ying9]

我支持新加坡人，有时阿三是很讨厌的。

[Chinafriendshipsmile]

真是太搞笑了！居然脏话能说得如此快！

[ranwongzone]

讨厌印度人

[islandoptical]

哈哈哈.......太他妈的好笑了.....

[leonardchan09]

丟人現眼的新加坡人，種族歧視加沒修養。。。。。

[Paladin1688]

不要再批評新加坡人好嗎，新加坡講英文就不錯了，難道你英文就很­好?

有資格說人家媽，自己想一想再說吧!

don't always critizied Sigaporean.think about yourself ok?

P.S. it's not ur business

[hrbeucjq]

逗死爹了，阿三好可怜~~~no mercy！

[abinent]

造中國大陸人的邏輯..其實新加坡人不就是中國人嘛..

有什麼好新加坡華人的

according to mainland chinese saying. almost singaporean's ancestors came from china. ok ?and singaporean is chinese.

[thingshimin]

@abinent So what our ancestors was from china?But as younger generation is 100% not china.Pls don't be so ignorance and labelled us as china people ok!

[a25311892]

新加坡華人 ??? 真無聊



[piuslol]

華人:中國/台灣,不過我大多數都只稱呼中國人為華人,台灣人為­台灣人.

[visa2256]

@piuslol fuck off

[piuslol]

@visa2256

U2 >U<

[visa2256]

@piuslol 我是台灣人你知道嗎?

[piuslol]

@visa2256

...所以呢...?

[iamfroh]

fucking taiwanese



[Fizabrown]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!



[ZackHsueh]

You fucking雞掰 幫嘎啦

[0922089209]

2:22

[iwanfishz9]

i am a singaporean and i absolutely hate almost everything in my country.

Everyday i am hearing people speaking this dialect called "singlish".

It really pisses me off...

Everyone is arrogant and rude plus the chicks here are Fulgy

You be better off taking a vacation in 3rd world countries than here.

[championofcathay]

@paul19870310 piss off you wanker nobody cares to learn your faggotty useless dialect.

[boson18]

好笑在哪裡？

[redscarfwow]

抱歉，打错了。。潮汕话，不是 台湾话了。。真是的。。。傻

[redscarfwow]

大佬， 新加坡人讲的都是福建话，湾湾别台自作多情！

[Edwardjsa]

The Fukien asked hte indie to say very very sorry, then the indie said sorry sorry sorry .....



[bee909090]

say you very very sorry ~

hahahaha

[TroIlHard]

LOL is this done by the same guy who did RK House??

[jojoinhere]

很明显上字幕的不是新加玻人。。



[hanchinese]

@jojoinhere

我也發現很多錯的地方，有哪位新加坡的朋友可以重新製作一次字幕­呢？

[beyond0229]

至于这么骂人家吗 不就是拨错号码了吗 有点太过分了

[luoyuming22]

@beyond0229 中间我听见笑声了都，可能是故意录的。

[BnezHK]

What kind of English is this?



[daniellam1992]

You find prostitute lol...

[a5943142]

芒果啦幹!!!

[jtchelsea26]

"you fucking cheebye bagala" kaoz! tt's racist. LOL!

[alanzon]

one more Call, ur family all die, LMAO!!! WTH HAHA

[alanzon]

one more all, ur family all die, LMAO!!! WTH HAHA

[geminwanzo]

上字幕的有神一般的外语听力!!

[ycang]

epic conversation



[hki8970]

1:01我聽到廣東話= =

fuck you 啦廢柴

[101Qoo]

跟 DADA BABY好像喔

[jiyaiya]

外形語言啊..天才就是天才..

[any22183]

根本是天才之間的對話......

[RevealHatred]

Not everyone singaporean speaks like that, only those who always speaks cantonese and chinese, which is about only 1/5 of the population?.. So please do not classify all singaporeans under the same category.

[cyso2001]

我覺得好像是兩隻公雞在咯咯咯咯咯.....



[shakesvongreen]

哈。。。。。真好笑！

[justindoit5]

Singlish. zzz 好難聽!!!

[cutkerry]

好好笑!!!!!!!!

害我笑道肚子痛~



[306488]

個個感覺做咩咁似我地以前小學雞鬥講粗口咁-,-

[kcct179]

大團圓結局

[sonic3kzx]

@dannisyu1219 自己程度差別亂遷拖，舉這兩個英文沙漠國當例子就看的出來你真是­可悲到不行，強一點行嗎?你說的英文真的有人聽得懂嘛(笑)



[b70697]

@sonic3kzx But it is a truth Singaporean's English is much better than Taiwanese's.

[loenggingwai]

雞掰什麼來的

[FISHYCHING]

2:01

I get sorry sorry

?_?囉到SJ既sorry sorry碟?xd

[ryoasuka01]

那個印度人被那個華人罵得好可憐,都沒有解釋的餘地~~~



[yaofengli]

@wang963741

that is what my friends mom say when she pick up the phone

[eadrar]

make sure you call one more time i kill you ha ha ha gan ni lau mu gi bai

[minhquangtran]

i have no words to discribe them!! =))

[guojiz]

........................

[biklikbala]

hahahahahha, 2 thumbs up!

[cslim3131]

西北宋，谢谢分享。

[CoLa0704]

俾我就無耐性聽佢疚up咁耐.....給線擺就

[mokata870617]

your family all die~~super funny!!

[jesen086]

国语英语潮洲话外加印度土语真是搞不懂在说什么！　新加坡平民倒底说什么语？

[stevemaster0]

素质太低

[CLOUD520123]

笑到吐...XD

[artwang319]

Around the 1:00 mark, I hear the words: roti paratha… maybe I'm just hungry.

[stsing25]

哈哈哈哈哈，要笑死了！

[pxcheah]

ur translation is all wrong...

[k20031209]

最北爛的是 12345 fucking 機掰

哈哈哈 加了數字更溜

[minakuchi77]

印度人的英语真的听不懂，嘿嘿

[beckham32323232]

what the hell's with them ?!!



[sharrenlin]

笑到臉抽筋了!! 謝謝分享!!

[fcloh]

uniquely Singaporean. Its the culture...but not all is like that......respect.

[s80083egg]

這可以訓練英文聽力......

[kkingkok2]

1:02 1.2.3.4.5= =

[glamorousshizi]

indian mother fucker...lol..

[xDAZZE]

1:46 LOL "Then you la la la"

[ngstan5354]

翻譯的才最厲害吧

[aloozer]

subtitles all wrong.

[jack84181]

walao.....

[yhuang309]

这个你在哪找到的

[yhuang309]

这个你在哪找到的

[yhuang309]

笑死人啦!

[reyisgreat]

Three minutes of entertainment ._.

[lianxin0216]

新加坡英语牛逼！

[HumaLOne]

do chinese vs japanese

[VeraRan23]

the singaporean is such an asssss..... so rude and low class!!!

[kentmusa]

hahaha, Chinese and Indian friendship!

[peaceful911]

"鸡掰" mean pussy.....

[jiangboxiong92]

@peaceful911

jiba means cock I think

[isfjustinhkdlfns]

What the shit it's so crazy can any one the me what is 雞掰 mean cuz i am HK

[LisaMiyaki]

haha all jibai and fuck onli @@

[realm9thfeb]

多麼人性的對話, 代表著新加坡是個多元文化的社會, 連印度人都會罵台語...哈哈哈哈哈

[s955163]

@dandywen ZZZZZZ 閉嘴吧

[peaceful911]

This is call Singaporean. No educate. Only know FUCK... Kiasu, Kiasi, kiajinfu...lol

[isfjustinhkdlfns]

yeah same idea

[isfjustinhkdlfns]

yeah you're right

[jenny710715]

哈哈哈哈哈  暈

[RainyDay0625]

一点也不好笑！这新加坡人很没礼貌。。。没家教，开口闭口就骂粗­口！

[RX932]

為什麼那個印度人聽的懂基掰的意思.....

[HengSaoQianJun]

@RX932

因为他在新加坡生活

[omfgbanana123]

新加坡的害群之马，吃饱撑着:/

[BastianZA]

Singaporeans at their best LOL

[wingsze22333]

嘟嘟~ 嘟嘟~~嘟嘟~~~~

HALLO XD

[NataWillieee]

........................ :|

[bert068311]

怎麼覺得很好笑啊，哈哈哈····

英文連著方言一起講，新加坡人，明顯是，哈哈

[viviannas]

LOL................

[hamform]

1,2,3,4,5

lol

[fujian555man]

福建話

[z00gh000]

.......語氣不像星加坡=.=.泰國ㄉ吧.

吃飯

[ttatchan]

@z00gh000 pls dun act like u know

[yanhky]

the two are silly to talk on the phone for 3 minutes about the wrong dial.

..........................

and scold on each other.

[lkc7113]

开玩笑~！这样都能~！

[aeolns]

shame on both.



[jonathantang86]

這樣也能聊

[hugohau14]

好搞野~~有广东话~

[lenspen]

来来回回就祗会那句，没新意。

[MrLevetube]

真是搞笑了，是怕警察了吧，

[satsuki1018]

這真是語言學的極致阿XDD

能夠同時將這麼多種語言活用到如此地步真的超強的XDD

特別是用英文表達中文特有用法這點超強大

[damngamania]

肏膣屄

[Worldconnection]

Quite a disgrace to show this ugly side of Singapore on Youtube. Wonder is it a true blue Singaporean who uploaded it? Better to remove this video.

[boomsf]

黑 you fuck 機掰9125+1892130幹你娘沒機掰

[Wen730716]

@boomsf hahaha

[33wei]

HAHAHAHAH

[hayabusalee]

say you very very sorry... sorry sorry sorry...(?) OKOKOK okok... 不錯不錯..真是圓滿大結局...

[2121kit]

@hayabusalee 哈.真係正

[anita800806]

好像有聽到客家話的＂湊馬ㄍㄞˊ＂......

[kiroro1991cb]

厉害o(╯□╰)o 。。。 。。 。囧

[popopopo2597]

hahah funny man

[MrFeiLai]

這應該只有台灣人&新加坡人聽的懂

外國人是廳不懂得啦xddd

[gearsection]

@MrFeiLai No choice, we're force to learn English for official, speak Mandarin at market, speak Hokkien in business, speak Cantonese at home, end up the result will be Half Fuck language. Even to me, I'm a chinese and I can read but I can't write. the most important is fuck people must use the powerful langauge "Hokkien" just as above.

[Doridori86]

I'm in tears!! XD

[seaweed9999]

他们竟然听得懂对方。 厉害

[outcat99]

幹.....！我笑翻了.....

[pyz900729]

lol at the roti prata at 1.03 hahaha~

best insult ever LOL!

[pkrogercheung]

大團圓結局 ......

[yusukilun]

臨尾重要SORRY SORRY XDDD

[tonytang1987]

我笑得眼淚都擠出來了

[liuchoi]

說真的，現在我每天要聽好幾次才能安睡。

[CandyLCY]

他们说英语的口音好好笑。。。

[ejecthunter]

its singaporean arguing with bangladeshi

[LongX49]

this is fake

[yuluowuti]

完全听不明白

[TheDestinyEternal]

Almost all the subtitles wrong

[konj02019]

對不起 不過我當時將近聽了兩個月才零零散散把一些字幕聽出來 後來我也知道有些地方有錯誤 像是1:03 不是1.2.3.4.5  應該是羅滴不拉搭 是一種印度牛肉甩餅 這是後來我去問某個新加坡回來的朋友才知道的 他們會用牛肉甩餅當作一種罵人的詞語

[eddy536]

then you lalala !

[tsintsin523]

did they really understood each other? haha!!! how??

[MrZouxiaolong]

lol

[lemonvv110]

laugh die me XD

[polarhunter]

so who apologized at the end? the chinese or indian?

[eddy536]

@polarhunter indian

[zaikamiu]

@polarhunter indian apologized in the end :D and the other guy is Singaporean not chinese lol, their accent really funny

[LucasShieh]

@polarhunter the indian

[liquidsword1234]

hahahaahah..........i really find it funny. anyway singaporean english so called singlish....even bangla desi aka bangla have adapted as well ....seems like he had been in singapore for quite long .....anyway why called him in bong lah betta u go for ferrer park mah.

[asew58617]

看不懂又聽不懂?

[sanshin911]

印度英語+新加坡英語+閩南語？這是三小？？

[MGdirector]

@sanshin911 新加坡人平常就是這樣混合講，類似台灣國語、台語、英語一起來

[gearsection]

No choice, we're force to learn English for official, speak Mandarin at market, speak Hokkien in business, speak Cantonese at home, end up the result will be Half Fuck language. Even to me, I'm a chinese and I can read but I can't write. the most important is fuck people must use the powerful langauge "Hokkien" just as above.

[hyerxmas]

Your mother Cheebye, go back sell your roti prata..lols

[hughxhan]

太有才了，敬仰

学会了一句：Your mother 鸡拜 帮咯啦

[SiaoKiaRick]

字母不对了啦。他们说的英文很容易听。只是那个bangala说­的很好笑～

[Worldconnection]

这个片段不像是发生在新加坡。他们不是用那些词语的。

[a92301]

還髒話循環..........

[mantung2]

XDDDD

[KURO1214]

還有Sorry Sorry Sorry 學寒國阿...XD