Tim Hawkins talks about Moms

[zeldagamelover24]

USE YOUR ROAD RAGE IF YOU HAVE TOO!!!

[magicboy1000]

DRIVE FAST AND TAKE CHANCES!!!!! CUT PEOPLE OFF SWEET PEA

[Autumnsing636]

51 people are moms hahah

[blmjem99]

OMG YOU NEED TO GO SIT ON THE POT!!!! :-)

[AlphonseElric122]

lol this would be me.

Me: "Mom i can't find my wallet."

Mom: "you don't have one...."

me: "oooooooooh... are you sure?"

[ATVmaniac50]

omg im 12 and almos had a heartattack from the broken leg and pot bit

[Imthabosshahaha]

HAHAHAHAHAAHHA! He is soooo funny!

[kileyeugene]

51 pepole need to go set on the pot

[katherine13620]

I can see her at my funeral

ui told him to sit on the pot!! :)

[RainOkay]

XD

[LittleMak1]

haha, my sister and i quote this all the time

[MrLOLAGE777]

its so true

[jamesallanbaird]

"Mom I got hit in the head playing Dodge Brick!"

"You need to go sit on the pot."

[ensure201]

I watched while on the pot, and yes, yes I do feel fantastic, thank u very much!

[JustDance1710]

this is my mother

[kungfumonk007]

Tim Hawkins is what happens when a youth pastor, a backstreet boy, a mormon, and Weird Al Yankovich all donate their DNA to science to create a test tube baby.

[buttercuppp101]

the 50 people who disliked this need to go sit on the pot !! (:

[drmittag]

"Drive fast and take chances!"

[hanoldwriter]

Well it's got to be somewhere! My mom says that all the time! Ha Ha Ha!!!

[leximon817]

@hanoldwriter my mom says that all the time tooo!

[LostBoymadness]

i thought he said you need to take pot

[rubypopsicle]

50 people don't know what real humor is...

[ssmwmarmar]

This is so funny I was crying

[95surinder]

the guy is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[br1tt5ny20006]

This guy is so funny!!!!!!

[pentecostal102]

i love this guy! clean comedy for those who want to have a laugh, and honour God!

[minihorserodeo]

50 people didnt sit on the pot!

[nachoguy2]

"WELL IT'S GOTTA BE SOMEWHERE!"

[potcorocks1298]

Drive fast and take chances use ur road rage if u have to kill ppl that are in ur way i dont wanna see u back in this house so plz come back

[degrassigurl7387]

50 people need to sit on the pot!

[Chrismasfish]

Now 50 people need to sit on the pot

[taetaecar]

GO SIT ON THE POT U WILL FEEL FANTASTIC:)

[fishkillr99]

That's not true. Sometimes, we say, "Go get a cold drink and rest for bit."

[lowery196]

LOL



[nickylizzard23]

lolz! he has the BEST voices ever!!!

[2000sk8terboy]

the full version is"Drive careful. well duh. what are they gonna say,Drive fast and take chances. cut people off sweet pea.use ur road range if you have to. dont let people merge show em your toll finger."

[PeaceLoveHarmony13]

50 People Need To Sit On The Pot...

[TheLisaw36]

Drive careful.well duh.

[bethy5510]

"mom i can't find my wallet"

"well it's got to be some where"!

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lolz

[zSelenazGomez]

Update -

49 people need to sit on the pot

[dabombofbomb]

no not 40 people 49 people need to sit on the pot

[michelleand4]

Oh my God! Every time my kids say their tummy hurts I tell them to go sit on the pot! Hahahahaha! I am a southern girl I guess. I think it helps every tummy ache... lol

[czylstra02]

(gay voice) "you need to go sit on the pot... just let it out"

[blackrose89891]

"drive fast and take chances! use your road rage if you have to!"

[unoawesome01]

@ bigjameshalltv me too

[AROGLP123]

I always thought my mom was the only mom who said that stuff to me. Then I saw thus video and I asked my mom "We're you raised in the south during the summer mom?" and she said "No. Why?"

[benmary9]

49 people are really constipated

[jorgizilla]

I laugh every time I watch this video.

[bloodeyjack]

49 people lost their wallet

[spriterox15]

49 people had to sit on the pot lol

[zZBlackHawk]

MORE! :D

[BigJamesHallTV]

lol my mom tells me that everytime i dont feel good or fart :P

[anniluvsmusic]

Love this

[MrPinky209]

JUST SAW A 20 FT BIRD!!!!! NOT KIDDING, SPREAD THE WORD AND BE CAREFUL. I LIVE IN PURDY, MISSOURI

[jasqp17]

48 people dont love their mother

[kiwibeeper]

"*sobs* I told 'im to sit in the pot!"

[990chocolate]

I think hes psychic lol or he just knows my mom to well

[ach091906]

Oh my goshh!!.....he must know my mom!

[horseanddoglover777]

My mom ALWAYS says "well it's gotta be somewhere!!!" it drives me nuts!! lol, love ya mom

[bandued]

this guy has my mom PEGGED!!!!!!!! :)

[jesusfreek1995]

I can see her at my funeral... i told him to sit on the pot!

[basketball71498]

lets all say i thought i was going crazy thanks mom.

[TheEnseo]

Thats i thought i was going crazy there for a second i thought i was going crazy for there

[Menyhard1]

Some people have no funny bone lol

[Mrstudd1100]

i saw the 48 people's moms at their funeral mom:They didn't sit on the pot" lol :):)

[xxxJonasxxxNick]

"Hey mom I can't find my wallet...

Well, it's gotta be somewhere!"

"I don't feel so good...

You need to go sit on the pot!"

[n4d8]

K I'm trusting you, it's still kinda throbbing, Marcus Wilby

[musiciangirl591]

i thought i was looking for something that didn't exist.... lol

[theofficalskilletfan]

48 people moms must say drive careful all the time

[sweetiepiegirl37]

Well it's gotta be here SOMEWHERE!!

[OUStud2003]

who is Marcus Willby? or however you spell it...

[GTASACheater101]

@OUStud2003 Marcus Welby is a TV doctor

[212paintballmaster]

U NEED TO GO SIT ON THE POT!

[KKSRKB]

Sit On the Pot!

[ujesusfreak]

it's always in the last place you look. drive fast and take chances lol lol

[TheRangerkid5]

"Well It's Got To be Somewhere"

LOL

:)

[theofficalskilletfan]

48 people are deaf or don't know what comedy is

[Menyhard1]

Without you mother they would be no us.I want someone to say at my wake.wen it my time to with the lord.ii want some to say I told him to sit in the pot.lol that would be so funny.pray for me guys just kidding.

[bob0s062]

Happy Mother's Day!

[switzerlandjerk]

48 people drove fast and took chances.

[SIXBURGH12]

Its Funny cause its true

[MrBransel]

Well it's got to be somewhere... SO TRUE!!! LOL

[Xphycoticdemonx]

48 people are moms...

[JesusLittleFreak]

48 people lost their wallet 

[SamaraEnox1]

47 people must've not sat on the pot. -shakes head-

[LightTalkTV]

Thanks for the great advice on Light Talk! Lookup: Christian Comedy Conference 2011

[XxThereIsAGodxX]

I can see her at my funeral. "I told him to sit on the pot!"

[cj1999full]

you are so funny but you need to go sit on the pot

[aplpieguy007]

Drive fast and take chances!!

[musiciangirl591]

the sad thing is my mom said "its gotta be somewhere" yesterday

[twokeeneys]

OMG! My great great aunt said that! :

[KelseyLion211]

You need to got sit on the pot.

[ZacAttack970]

"I thought I was going crazy for a minute, I thought I was looking for something that didn't exist, Thank You!" lol lol lol

[1063Johnson]

This is so funny!!!

"you need to go sit on the pot!! ...i think i broke my...you need to go sit on the pot....i could see her at my funeral...i told him to sit on the pot...itold him..."

lol

[Rach11311]

Sooooo funny! Literally making me laugh out loud!!(:

[MultiMetalMad]

40 people need to sit on the pot

[Ivy93zke]

@MultiMetalMad HAHAHA!!!! best. comment. ever. this comment made me laugh so loud

[Fem4Freedom]

others just need to take their robitussin lol

[officerduh321]

Last week I said I couldn't find my iPod my mom says well it's in the house ( me ) where ( mom ) somewhere

[JBJRANGEL121]

this is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[JBJRANGEL121]

This is like soooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!

[marsdenscott]

"Mom, I can't find my walet." "WELL IT'S GOTTA BE SOMWERE!" LOL!!!! :D

[Luubelaar]

I agree with mothers being no help when you've lost stuff. Mine would always say "Where did you lose it?" .... If I knew that, it wouldn't be lost!!!!

[CocoaPuffKids]

after this i had to sit on the potty

[NutinBtr2Do]

This guy is my all time FAVORITE comedian ever!! Love Him.

[xLostGirlJessie]

Apparently 45 people need to go sit on the pot

[TheGreenbean8]

USE YOUR TALL FINGER!!!!

[dopey47hehe]

I love you Tim Hawkins yr amazingly hilarious this is my favorite one of yrs beside u talon bout noahs ark

[ToniHolt]

Hahaha!!!! "drive fast and take chances! Cut people off sweetpea! Use your road rage if ya have too!" I love this!!!! :D

[isaac35214]

(mom i don,t feel good u need to sit on the potty) (son mom i think i broke my leg it is still trobing) hahahhahhah

[besparkley]

"Hey Mom, I cant find my wallet!"

" Well its gotta be somewhere!"

"Oh good, I thought I was going crazy."

Hahahahaha He's awesome.

[arthurgirl27]

well its got to be some where

[taylordog7]

lol

[AileyAstonished]

45 people are sitting on the pot.

[romans1164e]

@NotIkeMan thank you for clarifying. my assumption was that you were saying he was copying from rock intentionally. my apologies, and i agree rock is funny most of the time.

[ZthompiiProductions]

How do people dislike tim hawkins!?!?!

[CannelleInOK]

@ZthompiiProductions Unfortunately, they probably think being a Christian means you can't have a healthy sense of humor. I'm a Christian and feel bad for those who can't enjoy things like this. Love Tim Hawkins!

[co0ki3m0nst3r1]

i thought i was goin crazy!!! l0lz

[Dr00g00]

Well you need to go sit on the pot!

[Mayhay1]

@Dr00g00 hahahahaha

[Mayhay1]

Well my mom has said this many times You need to go sit on the pot um you need to yes its ancint words of wisdom that onley I can concive go sit on the pot you'll fell fantastic!:) so has my grandma this relic has been past down from generation to generation and I will probley say this to my kids some day

[KoiNohappygolucky]

Oh my gosh yeah when i am like "mom i cant find your ___ you were looking for, where is it"

and shes like "There." it's like where? She says this like sitting on the computer, she doesn't even look away from the screen or point at anything like i am supposed to automatically know.

Or i ask "where is it," and she will say somewhere. or something along those lines. I definitely know what he is talking about!!

[NotIkeman]

The whole "sit on the pot" sounds hella lot like a Chris Rock bit.

[romans1164e]

@NotIkeman a ton of people have experienced this, because a ton of moms give this advice. my mom's said it to me a couple times. plus even if he's takin 1 joke from chris rock, i'm glad, because people in this church can experience the humor without hearing the n word dozens of times.

[NotIkeman]

@romans1164e Yeah, but Chris Rock is one of the most famous comedians ever, and the bit I'm referring to is from his most popular special. The chances are slim that this was just a coincidence AND Hawkins is unaware that the bits are so similar.

And "N word" or not, Chris Rock is hilarious.

[TheHellee]

"Mom, I don't feel good." "You need to go sit on the pot. It's ancient wisdom only I can conceive. I'm telling you, you'll feel fantastic." "Mom, I think I broke my leg." "You need to go sit on the pot." LOL!!

[TheDawnflower]

man this guy is so funny one of these days i swear i am going to die laughing while watching one of his videos!!!!!!!

[lovestimhawkins]

So funny. You are indeed a comedian who makes us laugh with out bad words.

LORD Bless you Tim Hawkins and family

[Theanimatedcow]

my mom throws fruitloops at me when she gets angry

[Jesusworshipper4eva]

lol most moms really do that a lot is wuts sad.........lol

[BeingWithGod]

44 subscribers missed the like button!!!! ('You people need to go sit on the pot!!! It will make you feel fantastic!!!LOL!!!!!!

[JayEEisawsome]

44 mothers disliked this video!

[LGraceA]

after i showed my mom this, every time i tell her i dont feel good she says, "you need to go sit on the pot"

i love I TOLD HIM TO SIT ON THE POT LOL

[Cindy8413]

No, my Mom would say The last time I used your ( insert name of lost item ), I put it back. And when I first got my drivers license, she would say, " Drive like a maniac." and when I asked her why, she said, " Because you never do anything I tell you to do.  ;-P

[thorwingmw2]

wow when i loose somthing i wish i was only lucky enought for her to tell me WELL ITS GOTTA BE SOMWERE.no my mom would find what i lost and beat my ass with it

[xxxgintsubasaXD]

"Drive fast and take chances!

Cut peope off sweat pea!

Use your road rage if you have to!"

lol!!

[YouNMeNothing2Lose]

@xxxgintsubasaXD i say that to my sister all the time when she goes driving. she just got her permit... XD

[mmikeironhorse]

@xxxgintsubasaXD after he gets in a car accident he comes home. "Mom i got in a car accident." (mom) "Did you sit on the pot after it?"

[justforfun474]

mom i broke my leg-- u need to go sit on the pot!!! ittll make u feeelll fantastic!!

[justforfun474]

mom i broke my leg-- u need to go sit on the pot!!!

[tineybaby012]

its ancient wisdom... lol(:

[Gamemaster1216]

43 people didn't sit on the pot

[grsglitching]

I told him to sit on the pot!:'(

[sabburk]

you need to go sit on the pot

[Adrialgon]

43 moms didn't like this.

[MrZerozack]

mom are like that

[jesusfreek1995]

i can see her at my funeral. " i told him to sit on the pot" hahahahah freaking hilarious!

[JapaneseGirl300]

@Msouranhighschool

It's basically a southern way of saying "you need to go to the bathroom."

("the pot" = the toilet)

[JapaneseGirl300]

Me: "Mom, I can't find my phone."

Mom: "Well, it's gotta be somewhere."

Me: "...That's good, I thought I was goin' crazy for a minute! I thought I was lookin' for somethin' that didn't exist! THANK YOU!"

[marlor5]

" I can see her at my funeral....I told him to go sit on the pot" that is really funny LOL

[7thdayfoever]

Sniff I told him to go sit on the pot

[apmason]

looks like there are 43 moms here.

[TeamWinchester92]

"You need to go sit on the pot." tehehe

[Beastmosauce]

I thought I was looking for something that didn't exist, think you! Hahaha!

[newlowellkid]

43 people still live with their mother

[getawayrightnoww]

Hahahahahaa hilarious! soo true...i love that car one!

[salo524]

"DRIVE CAREFUL!".......duh......."DRI­VE FAST AND TAKE CHANCES!"

[citruc3]

TOO FUNNY !!!

[kevin113423]

my mom always told me to sit on the pot... it never helped lol

[mrsbitch111]

lol like when i say mom wheres my ds well its somewhere its a small house lol

[dirttrackgirl31]

lol i never get tired of this and its so true to hahaha

[CountessElaintay]

this makes me think of when my mom taught me not to leave stuff around "mom I put $9 on the table have you seen it?" "ya I put it in my wallet" "can I have it?" "no"

[luver49]

@CountessElaintay lol aw harsh

[CountessElaintay]

@luver49 well I learned my lesson :) I dont know how I remember it i was ten

[SupernovaProds]

i was born in the north but grew up in the south and my mom DOES tell me to sit on the toilet if i dont feel well

[michaelwbrewer]

r we brothers?? that souds just like my mom mom hope u dont read this if u r i luv u

[aerosmith800]

my i dont feel good :( mom: you need to go sit on the pot. mom i think i broke my leg. you need to go sit on the pot

[Xhalo789]

1:23 is my favorite

im gonna start using my road rage