Clips from: Death Bed the Bed that Eats

[ThePurefuckingMayhem]

check out Gore-met zombie chef from hell

[TheRealThreeP]

Death by card trick.

[TheRealThreeP]

Couldn't be the worst movie ever. Uwe Boll had nothing to do with it.

[jablonsky67]

Serta Perfect Evil Sleeeeepeerrrrr!!!!!

[TheSmilingPickle]

I can't wait for "Rape Stove: The Stove That Rapes People"

[TheSmilingPickle]

Patton Oswalt! :D

[playerhater812]

Patton Oswalt sent me here..If this move makes any sales in dvd, they need to find him and blow his cock for 5 hours straight.

[playerhater812]

Patton Oswalt sent me here..

[heroineworshipper]

At least the heroine tried to save the man.

[Jaebird82]

shoulda sprung for the tempurpedic. that's what you get cheapo!!

[MrAussiebloke12345]

My bed has a lot of good reasons to kill me. Seriously. A LOT

[Bobcrackerlacker]

My dad built the sets for this movie! Apparently, he tore his rotator cuff during the production and subsequently couldn't play catch with me as a child. I'm now gay and blowing dudes at the local bus station.

[whitewolf9088]

Who knew that being eaten alive was such a casual affair.

[TheNightcrawler300]

Wooooooow.....

[samcwic]

"Oh my stomach.  Oh, I'm being eaten alive. Where's my check?"

[JackieJelly24]

This has to be the most unenthusiastic acting I've ever seen.

And not a single fuck was given during the making of this movie.

[rebelkatx17]

Surely it should be: Death Stove: The Stove that Heats ?

[HTF4ever1]

i dont know if its intentional, but this movie looks fucking hilarious!

[nick1023822]

what movie is this

[MrMacSpiffy]

Prequel to Rape Stove: The Stove That Rapes People.

[TonitheTater]

Wow. How I lol'd.

[jasonluna1vs100]

It's way too long, even for 3 minutes.

I generally have a hard time sitting throw any monster movie I don't see in theaters, and this is hard to even listen to as I'm writing my comment.

[TehRattlesnake]

"You can't get that gun to fire? Here, let me try."

[neochase1]

LMAO this is awesome !

[popsicklevideo]

ha ha not the worst. Demon Lover that was filmed in my hometown of Jackson, MI in the 70s is much worse.

[OneSwellChick]

This is like a bad trip, except with none of the cool effects.

[Exccentrous1]

Why can't Hollywood create horrible remakes of these movies instead of destroying everything we've ever loved?

[Saibot216]

@Exccentrous1 I agree with you 110%

[DeenMoriarty]

It looks like the cast was paid exclusively in narcotics. By the hour. Upfront.

[ghostdome]

oh  my god

[MoRgUe27]

LOL the cigar is sticking out like arnold's thumb from t2

[TheKandor88]

i always liked this film along with the refrigerator two films so bad that there good lol

[discoder]

Graduates from the Channing Tatum school of acting.

[ToxieDogg]

OM NOM NOM!

[mrmotinjo]

Oh my god, I'm being eaten alive. *takes a smoke* #FTW

[sheliqua]

LOL wtf is going on??

[SergeantLuke]

When making a sh*tty horror movie with a ludicrous concept, it's important to get your actors as high as possible.

[kirayiyi]

really what kind of acting and bad fx was that

[justsignmeup911]

HAHA YOU AREA NO JOKER

[8CaptainHowdy]

@justsignmeup911

The cards read "HA-HA. YOU. ARE. DEAD. No joke!

[glaceauuuu]

thats some top notch acting

[gorseydog]

definitely not the worst, a fine film, full of ideas!

[battster222]

his hand is being disolved and hes showing so much pain!!!

[thenightmarebeforeha]

Their performances are spectacular! Magnificent! Such skilled actors!

[marshan3q]

my gunshots in my movie series The Lincoln Assassination where better. Than again they where machine guns richochete, BUT STILL

[sugaryourmind]

definitely not the worst movie

[Saibot216]

@sugaryourmind That I uploaded this before I saw a lot more movies.

[xGaLiCx]

@sugaryourmind prolly not but is one of the conttendors(Hard Ticket To Hawaii, Black Sheep[NOT THE COMEDY])

[Wscate]

@sugaryourmind No way i lovbe this movie its so messed up.

[EchoBoomer1987]

At least it's better than Uwe Boll's movies.

[TehNoun]

The people in this film sound like they're on the verge of falling asleep.

[Banaerz]

@TehNoun

Who can blame them? It is about a bed after all.

[Danniegg]

best argument for snuff films ever made

[balrogthane]

Okay, it was actually building tension nicely until the eating began.

[evrbody]

It's no Rape Stove: The Stove That Rapes People.

[tonymontana1974]

haha you are dead no joker ???

[samadhir]

You have to admit: as retarded as it is, putting the cigar back in his mouth as he's being devoured actually makes him look pretty badass!

[FrontierPsyche]

1:38 HAH!

[gregjockca1001]

2:13 just skip to this scene and you'll see how a bed eats people. lol.

[xfallenxxangelx]

what is this i don't even

[DiscordantAbsolution]

lol tried to stab the bed

[crimsonspecter91]

Is anyone here for a reason other than "Patton told me to"? . . . Cause I'm not.

[katross88]

OMG YES!!! HAHAHA that's why i'm here!

[poopyhead002]

patton told me to

[Vladimir0538]

Oh sky cake, why are you so deliciioouuss!?

[EvanConover]

This guy wrote Deathbed: The Bed That Eats People...AND FUCKING FINISHED IT!!!

[porkymania90]

I'm surprised that this wasn't on MST3K, I guess it was to bad even for them

[The8BitWarrior]

WHEEEEEE THE ACTING ROCKS!

[wbrown95]

rape stove: the stove that rapes people

[benoitdidnotdoit]

hahaha i saw that to man so i decided to check this out

[porkymania90]

Patton Oswalt fuckin rocks

[what0080]

Dull Surprise: The Movie

[Writersblock39]

Lmao...definate influence on Garth Marenghi

[campusprowl]

those gunshots are badass!

[jonydog1998]

it is the worst movie ever but the 1 other vid i saw at the end ,it had good blood afects so ill give it that

[stallion494]

what the? theres something moving below me.........ill shoot at it a couple times.

(as flesh is dissolved from his skin) what the hell? i cant get my hands out. well thats weird

[GT4604]

nobody get off the bed or anything

better not let the deathbed stop you from smoking your cigar, its such a good cigar

bang bang bang bang bang bang bang

[stevejoe11]

Its not.

[katmandu2k7]

What the hell? "Oh, it's eating me alive" and put's the cigar back in.

And what a douchebag the other guy. Goes and tries to stab the bed with a knife. Everyone knows the only way to kill a bed is by setting it on fire.

[fury1031]

okay, that guy's hands are being dissolved, why the hell isn't he screaming in pain?

[PeanutButterZombie00]

That's exactly what I was thinking....there is no screaming whatsoever.

Maybe that wasn't in the script, and the actors didn't want to over-step their boundries by ad-libbing. Or maybe it's just that this movie sucks. XP

[fury1031]

it is a B-movie, though I haven't seen it, it probably is bad, though some B-movies are good.

also, I wonder why they didn't use their common sense and add anything realistic to that scene ad-libbing sometimes makes scenes better, like in Ghost Busters the actor for Egon ad-libbed the line "That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me" when Peter mentioned the time he tried to drill a hole in his head

[PeanutButterZombie00]

My friend saw it, and she said it was really bad. But you're right...there's some pretty awesome B movies out there.

I didn't know that about Ghostbusters...XD That still might not have worked for this movie, though...even Bruce Willis couldn't have saved Death Bed. ^^;;

[fury1031]

though, like someone else on here or another video of this movie said; they had so much that could have worked, the bed seems to be concsiously toying with them, the guy's hands are burned off, and he has to decide to break his own bones. they had a gold mine, but just used it as a coal mine and burned up everything

[Xp2000123]

omg lol when the bed is almost done eating his hands its disgusting

[LivingDeadVideos]

This looks more like a FMV video game then it does a movie.

[1980pacecar]

Thanks to Patton Oswald I now have another small piece of useless information to wow my friends with. I have seen it with my own eyes and I can go forth and tell others what I have seen. Thanks for posting!

[doublebeholder]

now that i've seen at least a liitle bit of this movie i can say that my life means somthing

[TheGimpster17]

HAHA! i just bought this movie on amazon... i can't wait til they release Rape Stove: The Stove that Rapes!...........thanks Patton!

[clayjohnson2465]

hell yeah thanks patton. i can't wait to get this downloaded and see the whole thing

[able1039]

thank you Patton Oswalt for informing me of this wonderful movie

[motomancr]

is it true they made this movie in 77 then never released it until not that long ago?

[albee1000]

Well, then, there it is. No matter what happens for the rest of my life, I can say with all honesty that I have seen bits a pieces from Death Bed: The Bed That Eats, and no one can take that away from me. For better or worse, there it is.

[xXJacKThOXx]

you dun have to say it's the worst, i mean, it WAS made from the 1977 -_- they didn't have special graphics at that time (Well they do, but it sucks) or they dun even have good scripts or watsoever

[Saibot216]

True, I guess either "American Pie" or "Alien 3000" or "Demons at the Door" could replace it. I will admit I made a better movie in two days.

[albee1000]

"Let's see, let's see - ooh, hey, we could go see this new sci-fi movie. It's called Star Wars. People have been going nuts about it."

"Star Wars? Ah, fooey. What a dumb title. Here's what we need to see: Death Bed - The Bed That Eats. People will be talking about this one long after Star Whatever is forgotten."

[megaman9990]

@Saibot216 dude american pie was awesome

[LandonLovesMovies]

@Saibot216 American Pie? Explain, please.

[GreySparks]

@xXJacKThOXx :D I don't think being an old movie gives them an escuse for a bad script. Or acting. The fx were fine.

[tallbastered]

wtf why did they melt

[mintypeach]

hahaha it's so lame it's great.

[SoPrediktable]

1:44 looks like a penis

[bsartist]

Too bad MST3K didn't get their hands on this gem.

[Saibot216]

really!

[dharmicangel]

Agreed.

[nikkoruchan]

Yeah. It's like Manos: Hands of Fate and this one are in cahoots with each other.

[tetragrammaton57]

This is a masterpiece... might even beat "Gingerdead Man" with Gary Busey.

[sandiabebe]

Haha or Jack Frost the killer snowman!

[SeanBearE]

I'm surprised how much footage there's online for this movie. My father made this movie and I'm surprised how few people understand that this film was never intended to be well made. The entire concept consists a combination of bizzare ideas and rediculously poor acting/quality on purpose.

[Saibot216]

Really? Well he accomplished that.

[SeanBearE]

I'm glad someone finally understands.

[sandiabebe]

yeah sure, this is shit

[sfftsky]

lmao stab that fucking bed!

[thecultguy]

lmao

you should watch DEMONS AT THE DOOR

worst movie ever

[Saibot216]

Can't be worse than this.

[Saibot216]

Okay, it's as bad as Alien 3000, which is also god awful!

[spookylilgirllikeme]

I totally forgot about that movie until you mentioned it...It was terrible

[thecultguy]

did you see Demons At The Door?

hahahaha!

so funny!

my friend also says theres a terrible movie called Mr. Jingles,

and he says he thinks its the worst.

so funny