Kim Kardashian is Dead!! And Wikileakslinkslikeslooks

[Sumtinrandom]

IS SHE!? IS SHE!? IS.. eh.. aaaaawww!

[SeanDaPaulSeh]

whho are all these people hes talking about im so lost, hes talking so fast, im sooo hiiiigh whudduhfuuuk

[jewbear6969]

I LOVE WHEN YOU SAY FUCK!!!! itsfunny as hell

im not creeping btw

[Toughcookie2134]

Wat wit da hair?

[rancorx]

lol its wiki leaks silly Phil [I know you no longer call it wiki links]

[acw240]

i don't know why i find that picture of obama so hilarious :')

[neoseeker98]

woah philip used to look weird

[xIAFDIx]

WikiLEAKS, Phil. LEAKS.

[andyww68]

pity they really aren't all gone...lol

[dudemaster1001]

There is a cure to cancer! Yay!! But it gives you HIV. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[ViewIndepth]

@dudemaster1001 lulz

[michaelxmischief]

Cell regeneration + Beating the speed of light = real life doctor who

:) EPIC!!!

[XrougeXpanda]

@Honeydoole fuck him for me

[tit1tot]

it took me about a minute to work out why phil looks more handsome than usual... ITS PHIL FROM THE PAST

[MrChiefBlackhawk]

@Honeydoole Fuck you!

[Universeschild89]

I wish.

[Funmichi]

hacked dumps up!!!!

[johntrent0821]

ur awesome nd i wuld like to meet u

[jacksonboxer1]

@johntrent0821 Don't we all :P

[ThomasLang41468]

Kim Kardashian may be married..

She has the ultimate body. I must have looked for what seemed like forever searching for Kim's sex tape. My persistence finally paid off.

If you folks wanted to view the tape they got it over at watchcelebsextapes. com

[ProductionsHead]

@ThomasLang41468

Lol, the tape from how she got famous?

[TheCooliodud]

you look like the lead singer of weezer

[AbbyDabbyDoo1997]

Lol. I love when you see depression pill comercials on TV and it's like "May Increase Thoughts Of Suicide" Ha. Nice one. You're a funny b****, Phil;)

[ThomasLang41468]

Kim Kardashian gives me wet dreams. She is the perfect womam.

I must have looked for what seemed like forever trying to watch Kim's sex tape for free. My persistence finally paid off.

If you folks wanted to watch it too they got it over at watchcelebsextapes. com

[Kimsters21]

My name is Kim D:

[NguyetKrebs88]

Kim Kardashian gives me wet dreams. She's the sexiest celebrity out there, peroid.

So I spent an eternity searching for Kim's sex video. My hard work paid off.

If you guys wanted to watch it just go to WatchCelebSexTapes. com

[nazo360]

Dang, this video doesn't get too many comments any more. Mm, hope I helped!!!

[sepsepsep12]

SCIENCE! blahhhh

[MaryKennedyOfficial]

i have 2 drunk uncles

[XBOXFAN12812]

i realy thought she was dead dam

[Rhollmer]

I'm catching up on all your shows, but this one is the best so far...  LOL

[PuI2ePLaYaZ]

This guy is one unattractive looking guy

[PuI2ePLaYaZ]

Dislike ... another false advertisement ! Reminds me of RickRolling but at least that made me dance and laugh... this one is just sad !

[GamerLad117]

Holy God!!! Celebrities are stopping their use of twitter in order to make a point about AIDS? Find a cure now scientists, so that we may continue to follow their every moment like the failures of life that we are.

[DashGirlable]

-Talkingg About Abortions In Comments , Doesn't Seem Very Mature Of Someone . I Feel That Is Very Selfish .

[keyblok]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[USRecovery2kX]

@MistaSuperdude

OH SHI-

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

[USRecovery2kX]

Lady Gaga is a no talent freak of nature. The only sad part is that she hasn't been killed by all the nasty & dangerous STD's she has from whoring herself out. Everytime the skank grabs her crotch, I cower from the feeling that she's doing her best to give me herpes, crabs or the clap.

Nasty bitch needs to have a Matthew Sheperd pulled on her. That'd be for the LULz

[30zsProduction]

@USRecovery2kX Lady Gaga doesn't have sex, she just sings about it. She says guys/girls will steal her creativity threw her vagaina...

[USRecovery2kX]

@30zsProduction

Lady Gaga finally admits that "she" is really a man.

0:38 - 0:40 "she" admits that "she" has a "really big donkey dick."

/watch?v=ZxHTtNWdAns

[30zsProduction]

@USRecovery2kX She was joking stupid, that was for all the haters, and people actually believed it. -.-

[USRecovery2kX]

@30zsProduction

No one cares

[30zsProduction]

@USRecovery2kX You cared enough to believe it like a dumbass

[USRecovery2kX]

@30zsProduction

Where did I profess to believe it, retard? I merely reiterated what she did in the video.

For your own sake, if not ours, quit posting. Save yourself any further embarrassment than you've already subjected yourself to, dipshit. LOLuMad, dumbfuck?

[30zsProduction]

@USRecovery2kX By saying she finally admits she is a man, and a link to the video as proof. Read your posts first ._.

[USRecovery2kX]

@30zsProduction

Please quit posting. I actually feel embarrassed that your mother didn't properly put the coat hanger through your skull to complete the abortion ... just enough to make you retarded.

Now go hang yourself in your mother's closet so she knows what a mistake she made by letting you slide out of her puss oozing vagina.

You are dismissed, you mistake of creation.

[30zsProduction]

@USRecovery2kX Telling insults on the internet you wouldn't have any balls to say in  real life only makes you more pathetic than you really are,

[USRecovery2kX]

@30zsProduction

You have been dismissed & should remember your place when addressing your superiors. You were NOT given permission to address me, but should feel honored that I granted you audience despite your repeated presentation of absolute idiocy. Unfortunately for you - I have limited tolerance for stupidity & you've far exceeded your allotted amount. Remember, stupidity is a privilege, not a right ... a privilege which you abuse daily by continuing to exist.

Cheers.

[30zsProduction]

@USRecovery2kX I wasn't given "permission" to adress you? Oh mah gawd i'm so sorry. Seriously? This is the internet, anyone can reply to your comment and say whatever they want. TT__TT

[USRecovery2kX]

@30zsProduction

You need to learn how to think before you post your idiocy online in front of your superiors. While I do not mind your slips of intellect, I DO mind your repeated fuck up's i.e. your continued failed existence. Learn how to address your superiors when inferior subhuman trash, like yourself & your entire genetic lineage, are given permission. While we WILL tolerate you, we will not give mistakes of creation like your ilk any respect nor serious consideration.

[Photoquippedanxiety]

1. trillion dollars? well, you need to take kindergarden over again...

[Hanschristianify]

idiot I hate you get a girlfriend geek loser

[A7Xblood]

@Hanschristianify He gets paid to do this.

[Luckylulu800]

happy belated b-day.... :)

[canipplecorpse]

love your vids

[Imatrollyay]

3:14 FRODO!

[pureguy08]

U talk too Much...

[Matt5550X]

He looks like austin powers

[MrBigdogty]

Can I rape Selena gomez

[TheAndyLoraProgram]

What does this have to do with Kim Kardashien??

[OpherianNeyresth]

@ crazygeek777, those 50 year old Iraqis want us dead, solely because of our culture and religious beliefs. Idiot.

[xGreenFurx]

let the video load and press 5 over and over... LOL

[cooliboy96]

@xGreenFurx

5-10 is funny especially 9

[iAreBrewster]

if we had done it, both of those bastards would be dead. it was probably the french or some shit.

[JakeTheFakeReal]

I have cancer and let me tell you, getting old is a lot better than this shit. Would choose a broken hip over chemotherapy any day.

[iRikeMoose]

press 5 rapidly >_>

[xqou1]

fake news

[billsfan13594]

@rockinhaley95 Okay, just a few quickies

First, I have watched his shows, but have unscribed because i find his show a little repettitive

B, this was sarcastic,

4th He was makin fun of the pope, but honestly considered stevie, the highlight of my season, a dbag

Laslty, why are your panties in a wad?

[matthewcolehagen]

@billsfan13594 So the order is First, B, 4th, Lastly? ...no further questions. 

[billsfan13594]

@matthewcolehagen Firstly, you need to watch Home Alone, then maybe you'll get the joke (but you'll stil miss sarcasm ;)) Secondly, I think you should reply to me at least 6 times, 3 is just flat out pathetic. Lastly, you still didn't answer my question about the panties.

[RCXF15]

Regenerate cells? Why am I reminded of Resident Evil's T-Virus?

[CatalinRc]

this is boring, im going to watch "russia is gay" for the 100th time

[jeepers2655]

kinda looked like LOHAN?......

[ericismahn]

you talk more than i can listen....

[neofriends]

Never been to twitter before and couldn't care less about celebrities, they rank about equal to random emotionless students at my school. Nada.

[DerUnbekannte]

i think wikilinks is actually called wikiLEAKS. but thats ok.

[8bitfalcon]

how did you know my birthday is in 2 days

[ShoutingBird]

@damonnevada Go fuck yourself

[MrBebopChamploo]

Wikileaks is a double-edged sword. On the one hand, we get a lot of information that we deserve to know about, and on the other hand, there's the situation like @damonnevada said where it's potentially dangerous to our safety. In the end I think it will be an important event in terms of free speech and government transparency etc.

[JamishtheGreat]

First you steal all of our snow, then you insult us, why america

[18iser]

Philip all of your videos are misleading and homosexual.

[JanderVK]

You're fucking lame for using "lamestream". Hey Sarah Palin, get off the computer and make sure your kid isn't out there getting pregnant again, hypocrite.

[spartan917358]

@crazygeek777 Your right, it isn't wikileaks fault that our government in your world is made of "idiotic overpayed moneygrubbing pigs" I agree, there needs to be greater check on the government. But at the same time if wikileaks releases documents that lead to extreme violence that would have been otherwise avoided it's on them. There's two sides to every coin geek. I like wikileaks, I like the idea of a group keeping certain people in check, but I don't like radicals talking to me on youtube.

[crazygeek777]

@spartan917358 no it isn't wikileaks fault for exposing information on secret goverment actions that lead to "extreme violence" it is the governments fault for taking those actions.

[flossyleech1]

@crazygeek777 that coin flips both ways. if the government had released the data do you think that the violence would not have happened anyways.

[lXlZ3PH3RlXl]

@crazygeek777 OR... maybe the government needs to be able to do certain unethical things to protect us? Perhaps covert ops actually have a purpose, maybe they achieve something? Just saying.

[crazygeek777]

@lXlZ3PH3RlXl the ends don't justify the means. just saying

the only thing that our covert ops have been doing is killing 50 year old iraqis that are trying to protect there country from a foreign invader...

[wowdude12able]

watching this makes me thirsty

[DJK290]

Phil, for the sixth time, we can cure cancer. And I don't mean stupid shit like radiation and chemo.

[lil10dot]

Wikilinks?

[xforbiddenxkissx]

Best voice ever!

[jabtrack123]

America has really showed its true colors in 2010 im glad wikileaks is out...we could use some humility

[010arman010]

yeah let's live forever and replace our atmosphere with our farts

only time this should be used is on family pets or something...

[TheFsdd]

muunday

[mvet121]

End of days....

[GZsickness]

The government needs to sensor wikileaks. There are some things people do not need to know. I am not a veteran, I am not a soldier, but what I do believe is let the military do its shit. If we want to restrict the military, we might as well walk up to our flag, rip it down, and and sing a banner to the Iranian one. What we should do as a people is focus on our infrastructure and not everything around us, there is too many STUPID people trying to "Think globally" because they r the next EINSTEIN

[silentDD]

to bad that he died :/

[silentDD]

to bad that hed died :/

[internetfanboy69]

wait, so if we ure cancer, we cure death?!?!?

[ThEmOFrogG]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­!!!! I love Airplane and Airplane Two The Sequel!!!!!!!!! How will I go on?!?!?!?!?!?!

[horrorstudieo]

why did it have to be Leslie nelson why couldn't it have been Justin biber why why him why why now my life is empty for the second time

[kikiandkenz165]

okAY I FEEL bad for your girl friend or past girlfriend and futher girl friends

[wtfmickey]

why do people do that shotgun beer thing...it's just the same as drink it...it would be better if you put the tube all the way down to your stomach so you wouldn't have to swallow. THEN it would be cool. Not really.

[tattoome5150]

I love your Incredible Hulk haircut.

[chidori602]

philip u r a fucken fag, u hope u die.

[12macbookpro]

That aging thing is like Benjamin butt fuck button!!!!! Graaaah

[Nani101]

YOUR EYES ARE HUGE.

[nineball6969]

LOL did you just say ryan seacrest is a celebrity?? Hes as much of a celebrity as the girl R Kelly pissed on.

[daweebie]

i would defenitly watch this , this boy silly what time are the live shows or how ever its done u need a vh1 slot lol or comedy central at lease they can giv tosh .o up lol

[weston98716]

Wikileaks is just one of those things that everyone talks about 24/7 but forgetts when something else comes along

[Exploredia]

pirates of the caribbean 4 trailer in Super HD on My Channel

[wallofmindlessness48]

Not so sure how they think they'll find the key-to-the-city that is the cure for cancer.

It's like saying you're going to find a way to get rid of dust.

[jBOLDnBLUNT]

QOTD: A good thing !

[Bizzer10]

i dont care how popular you are phil.

misleading titles are still not cool

[SoCalShineGirl]

Wikileaks guy better watch out...Delta Force is coming after him.

[SimplyStupendousInc]

Buried Life-The Forgotten Chapters.

[HvnlySins]

You said the President is Freezing Federal employees pay... too bad that doen't include himself, anyone he personally hired or any of the members of Congress... even though it should.

[870WM34W4Y]

wait wait wait exploded the car?

[zeroxlulu]

Wikileaks? Feels good man...

[PrinceT2007]

Yeah, im on the fence about wikileaks too. I do think that the government should be transparent by default and secretive as necessary (cuz there are some things that people shouldn't know), not the other way around.

[HeyMrMcMusic]

type in gift befor youtube somthing great happens

[fizban333]

buffer ... buffer ... buffer ... YouTube has turned to shit!

[theonetruekirk]

Labs cause cancer in mice.

[xMalnoia]

Wikileaks scares the shit out of me, I'm not going to lie.

[jvorus]

over exposed and to much light!

[ladylove15ily]

Isn't that how zombies are created in every zombie movie with a drug that can regenerate cells

[SawfulSawyer]

@ladylove15ily No.

[SuperSadistHamada]

FUCK YOU

[jttrujillo0788]

fuck wikileakslinks.... it is really going to be the reason our country gets blown up.. they will find where we keeps the most nukes and hit it up for sure.. or poison some of our food crops or something...

[skywalk211]

wikiLEAKS Phil...

[NeedleMuffins]

OMG!!!! YOU GOT A HAIRCUT!!!! OMG!!!!!

[norxcontacts]

Gain some weight, you look unhealthy.

[Jinxedwithme]

@norxcontacts Go outside. you look troll like

[norxcontacts]

@Jinxedwithme I agree, he could also use some sun.

[foughtwolf]

I see the Wikileaks thing like this: One man has successfully made nearly every government on the planet shit in their pants and scramble to find him and shut him down. One man, its some hope, and he has the people thinking now.

[UnaFatsaUnaRasta22]

i thought she was really dead. I was like thank god, bury her with a black dildo and lets get on with our lives. But i guess i took it too literally.

[blinxwang]

@damonnevada

Oh NOOOOO! Wikileaks has leaked information that the US Government has withheld from me and it shows how scheming and arrogant it actually is! Why did you tell me the truth, Wikileaks? Why did you keep me from swallowing the lies of how perfect a nation we are!?!?!? SCREW YOU WIKILEAKS, YOU RUINED MY LIFE AND MY PATRIOTISM BY TELLING THE TRUTH!!!!!

[Sylinic]

@blinxwang Lmao nice

[crichton55]

I think the thing with WikiLeaks basically translates into a big fat FUCK YOU to the U.S. government, which is just what they deserve. Fuckin' politicians can't do anything right...

[mrexon]

I liked fat phil better

[wowiluvmyfriends]

i think wikileaks can be really helpful. we should know what our government is doing at all times. we would never know at this point if we were being told complete lies about our country and were being manipulated to think a certain way.

[damonnevada]

@wowiluvmyfriends Should we broadcast our troop movements to the Taliban too? Maybe tell al Qaeda which are our most vulnerable drinking water reservoirs? How about giving them schematics to the Pentagon? Maybe share internal discussions about foreign trade with China? Because WikiLeaks is not just sharing America's secrets with Americans, they are giving them to the world. Transparency is a great idea, to a point. But some things are secret for practical, not nefarious, reasons. Think about it

[RoughThief]

@damonnevada Actually, you could do that. The part about security I mean. It wouldn't change a goddamn thing. Why? Because those guys will still bomb CIVILIANS instead of government institiutions. Oh yeah, there's the white fucking huge house in which the head of the state resides. You can't miss it. But you know what? Fuck this, we're gonna crash the planes into a building full of civilians. I'm SURE that'll put a halt to.....errr why are we doing this again? Oh well, just bomb it.

[frostybrew13]

wow you make the video titles generic trying to get as many views as possible. or you put cleavage pictures as the preview. fuck off

[pyang84]

cell regeneration but causes cancer. Mother nature is saying stop fucking with my creation.

[tHePyROpiGeOn]

@pyang84 cancer actually is the overactive production of cells, causing tumors, so it's not really a big surprise that this drug causes cancer.

[MobiusCoin]

LOL That's the best tweet ever!!!

[GamerforceUnleashed]

My LOIC is aimed at Paypal. Wait for it.

[ReachDeep1]

Wikileaks is the EXACT type of media outlet that we need to keep the government in check. The lamestream news outlets just don't cut it anymore.

[GoreCrowVII]

@ReachDeep1 Lamestream...I bet that cuts those Fox news assholes REAL DEEP, to be called...get ready for this....LAME.

[gerson2600]

Everybody type in "gift" before youtube then press enter

[TWISM1337]

While I understand the point the politicians are making about the public not needing to know about everything going on, it can't be allowed to become standard procedure to black everything out. In short - I don't think wikileaks should've released docs like invasion plans / other similar things. But it can't be allowed for the gov to cover up all their fuck-ups.

[damonnevada]

@TWISM1337 I agree. Tracking down and exposing the fuck ups is the job of the free press. We should be bashing them, not praising WikiLeaks. Because what WikiLeaks is doing is illegal and the person that stole the documents is going away for life, in all likelihood. Treason and espionage are serious offenses. Much of what WikiLeaks released (especially this week) does nothing to help or enlighten the American people. It just makes it less safe.

[PINKFLOYD7465]

type in gift b4 youtube

[antienoob]

wiki laeks bbbaaaahhhh.

[MarshallsWorld]

everyone type gift before youtube address in your browser

[Tedikiller]

Type Gift before the word youtube in the URL

[SuperFinGuy]

No no, whoever wrote that article on reversing aging is being ignorant. Telomerase doesn't cause cancer, actually it stops cells from going bad like aging and turning into cancer, but already cancerous cells have a lot of telomerase since they don't stop. The same happens with reproductive cells, that doesn't mean they cause cancer.

Is the same as saying, oh proteins cause cancer because yeah cancer cells have them too, it is just stupid.

[KelseySquared]

type gift in front of youtube.com

[grrxtaylor]

this is how buffalo gets in the news? thanks steve johnson!