American Dad - Spider Bite

[89Dustdevil]

So he ain't even gonna clean up?

[vergilheartnet]

I got 10 spider bites today, DAMN spider bites!!!

[Altair122122332345]

Stan only lasted 10 seconds

[shikery1]

I'm very surprised "I find this easy to masturbate to" isn't the first comment lol

[lkafjkakjf333]

I once tried to scratch my spider bite 12 times in a day just to see if I could.

[1026coolio]

and im asked why i like american dad better than family guy

[juresaiyan]

@1026coolio yeah!

[ItsPookDude]

eh un UGH.

[conablis1645]

stan is my role model

[TheGingerLow]

I never knew he was left handed

[39tito]

@TheGingerLow Sometimes you gotta change arms to maintain your arm strength equally in both arms.

[CloneComander1138]

Jane Symor

[SmashLiXs]

i think spiderman is offended by this. i really hope this doesn't count as something tinedmovie4062 mentioned

[BeatzSr]

Now he is Spider-stan! with his white sling shot!

[voltex12345]

man i hate spiders....

[SexyNinja99]

@voltex12345 haha same heree

[rockstargirl5662]

oooooooooooh i get it ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

[warofdarknessfang]

Jane Seymour? looks her up 5 minutes later I got a spider bite

[nman981]

@warofdarknessfang i didnt get one

[JDFS22]

By the way Jane Seymore is sexy and beautiful for her age... I want a woman like that when I'm 60 years old lol

[fireflocs]

@JDFS22 No she isn't. The fact that anyone would think so only demonstrates how people allow their opinions of what it means to age to be shaped by hollywood.

[JDFS22]

Nothing like the right hand...

[rayrayrex]

Damn that was fast! I need to practise

[vince1389]

@wamsay95 ...fresh...

[Legoreviewer1000]

Damn it, I was expecting Steve to turn into Spider Man.

[DJTornis]

Spider-man, spider-man.

[Nascarking24]

Thumbs up if you looked up Jane Seymore on Wikipedia after watching this.

[DrsJacksonn]

Finally, my days of having a boner in class but being unable to jack off are over.

[PxKinRea]

Wow. Hes gonna be stinky as hell. He didn't clean up.

[strikerk]

@PxKinRea Eh~ happens. Shower in the morning. lol

[MissAmericandad]

lol what episode?



[LuLovesStories]

xD

[xWagnerPlaguesx]

i get spider bites at night too

[BlackBird7851]

At the age of 16 you get about 7 spider-bites a day....

[kesselster]

I'm sorry, Stan, your wife is quite a good woman, and nice looking. You're a retard for not hitting that.

[Hermoor]

9 seconds is...impressive.

[lazyguy800]

the random "jane seymour" in the middle made it 10 times funnier

[arachnidman8eyes]

Thumbs up if you googled jane seymore after watching this

[MAnnaconduit1]

why does he do it himslef when he has big boobed, sexaholic, hot blond wife right beside him?

[dbzfan1197]

@MAnnaconduit1 ummm.... dang great point

[Ektherion00]

It's a serious problem, spiders bite me more than 5 times a day.

[cherrylipsxoxo]

@Ektherion00 ......seriously? O.o

[ChokedByRainbows]

@Tinedmovie4062 The proper translation is "My life is pitiful and I am looking for thumbs up on a website called "Youtube.com" in order to hopefully fulfill my life."

[StepsFan4Life]

i get biten by a spider everyday & also he cum in his cums in the pants and goes to sleep ?

[Tinedmovie4062]

"I'm offensive and I find this spider."

"15 people can't itch their spider bites."

"This video lasted longer than Kim Kardashian's marrige."

All three mean the same thing in English: "Give me thumbs up."

[HappyIsFleeting]

@Tinedmovie4062 Nope, it means "desperate whore looking for a thumb to fill his asshole"

[mimekiller17]

@Tinedmovie4062 That was also a desperate cry for thumbs, so....

[Jadasan]

@Tinedmovie4062 You also forgot something referencing Justin Beiber being gay or a girl. Do people still do the Chuck Norris joke...no? Good!:)

[limewulf]

@Jadasan Chuck Norris doesnt get spider bites. Spiders get Chuck Norris bites.

[Brand0nian222]

@Tinedmovie4062 so does this comment

[jezuspoep]

@Tinedmovie4062 Ironically, this comment means the same.

[keybobrob1]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey,...was that REALLY a mosquito bite he was scratchin???

[ianuprising]

@keybobrob1 No it wasn't, it was a spider bite

[TiffyChan92]

why do people even bother arguing with dumb people? o.O

[363Simba]

@TiffyChan92 because they respond and make themselves look even more dumb and the smart people are enjoying being right :)

[Absynth616]

lool

[Newvamp]

That was awfully quick for a spider bite

[1smokeloc]

i got a big spiderbite, and it shoots out creamy venom

[RaitoDenki]

@1smokeloc that made no sense... spiderbite = itch = masturbation... spiderbite in this joke is not a penis....

[1smokeloc]

@RaitoDenki ummmm did i say penis? you gay cunt????

[RaitoDenki]

@1smokeloc oh ok then so you have a big masturbation/ itch and the masturbation/ itch shoots creamy venom? dude seriously? you didn't say penis but its obvious you meant it.

[branchan94]

@1smokeloc Yes, it is quite obvious what you meant, and judging by your response to RaitoDenki, it's clear that u mad

[Antimanele104]

@1smokeloc it's because of perverted idiots like you that I must always wash my brain with sandpaper,granulation 999+.and the funny part is that I'm a man.

[hirodagger]

@Antimanele104 you know that the higher the grain the finer the paper is?

[Antimanele104]

@hirodagger yes,because I don't want to suffer of brain damage over time. :D

[THEESCREAMERS]

Whats a spider bite?

[MrSquishyStuff]

@THEESCREAMERS :L

[gamershrader]

@THEESCREAMERS where a spider bites you?

[davidsdiego]

Haha, hilarious!

[NightShade1218]

It helps if you put some lotion on it...

[NoOneTookThisNameLol]

Im a Spider and i find this Offensive!

[TheGames1asher]

@NoOneTookThisNameLol u faggot

[DDougz]

and all over in 12 seconds.....

[lilTiger03]

He should wash his hand

[FatalFortuneCookie]

I was scratching a spider bite while watching this.

[inuyasha9454]

lol his face kills me

[ch20stn]

You can have your Jane Seymour, Stan. I'll just take your wife.

[bochka]

hahaha

[kasierchristoph]

I have had a spider bite and it really does itch that much

[AvidGamer749]

9seconds. Wow

[IdiotBoy209]

@AvidGamer749 when justin bieber had sex it only took him 30 seconds lol

[Lycankin40k]

@IdiotBoy209 Sure he didn't exaggerate by 15 or more seconds. I think it was Usher who lasted that 30 secs with Beiber, not the other way around.

[dbzfan1197]

@IdiotBoy209 that reminded of al bundy

[ToaLewa6]

@AvidGamer749 what? a new record for him?

[Slezi2007]

best scene ever!! <3

[goputaful]

i thought he meant jane seymour as in henry the 8ths wife

[alwardemshire]

Which ep was this?

[Irategamefan]

WTF Jane seymour ?????

[toobman55415]

I don't think he was itching a spider bite.........

[NovaKane78]

so itchy  - Jane Seymour - soooo itchy

[GansUSA]

which season and episode is this?

[Tails11seven]

press 3

[2208977]

spam 7 if you wanna hear a sealion scream

[gamefreak4441]

Press 1 for jerking, press 2 for a omg look, press 3 for omg its so itchy, Press 4 for so itchy! press 5 for soo itchy!! james seymour! soo itchy! Then press 6 for a urgh aagh urgh aaah....got it.

[nimgitman]

Man ! I thought my 30 seconds was fast :(

[DARKNIGHT2820]

WANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fallenpeach1]

LOL xDD

[gamefreak4441]

@Fallenpeach1 JAMES SEYMOUR!

[Fallenpeach1]

@gamefreak4441 YESH :D

[gamefreak4441]

@Fallenpeach1 OMG ITS SO ITCHY! ITCHY SPIDER BITE! OOH OOH JAMES SEYMOUR! OOH OHH! aah...thats better!

[NovaKane78]

@gamefreak4441 Jane Seymour - the former Bond Girl that was Dr Quinn Medicine Woman - not James Seymour

[gamefreak4441]

@NovaKane78 lol thats why some weird shit popped up when i youtubed james seymour xD.

[NovaKane78]

@gamefreak4441 LOL

[Raanngel]

Gross lol I would clean up first.

[imred3345l]

e.e

[dontlookatmyname1]

i want a spider bite



[HP148409]

oh this never gets old and Steve's tennis moan. XD XD

[FromA2mee]

umm...i'm stimulated now..fuckXD

[SBS336]

@Tobolococo umm, actually, i'm a dude. and no, she's not acting crazy. this started with a jokey comment that you took and blew out of proportion and made offensive.

[SBS336]

@Tobolococo and yet evidently you need to compensate for it's size by posting ridiculous comments on youtube.

[TahishaArvo]

@Tobolococo yeah, bingo, we actually have a winner :) well, we did before you got the reason wrong.. and i don't hate men.. keep trying :)

[Xagui012]

oh dude i get those every night xD

[tangoman111]

instead of masturbaiting, why didn't he just rape francine?

[TahishaArvo]

@Tobolococo i can be scary.. and i already have a partner and she's great.. i wasn't talking about killing anyone.. and you should worry about not taking too many Viagra instead of worrying about me

[wyattcon11]

9 seconds. 2 months since last spider bite.

[1adHoc2011]

I mean there's a blonde next to him...WTH!??

[left4trance]

I hope he was talking about Queen Jane Seymore and not the actress, otherwise I'd have to puke...

[floatingkitties]

I scratch spider bites at night :3



[FirebirdBeats]

Jane Seymore?!

[xXKreativeKaraeXx]

I dont think he was scratching the spider bite xD

[veggietalesfan65]

Man I hate itchy spider bites >:(

[morgannxxxmonster]

Man men are dumb.

[RoaccVideos]

@morgannxxxmonster

*Hilarious sexist joke regarding the kitchen*... Boom.

[TahishaArvo]

@RoaccVideos what guys keep forgetting is that the kitchen is where all the knives are :)

[TahishaArvo]

@morgannxxxmonster so true

[diablaso5679]

he beat my record O_O

[SuperPippen33]

Francine was right there waiting to be fucked, and he goes ahead and jacks off. Smh. XD

[videogameaddiction86]

i had a spider bite last night

[zeromaster212]

@videogameaddiction86 i get spiderbites about 6 times a day

[hustler2300]

@zeromaster212 only 6 times?

[zeromaster212]

@hustler2300 ever tried to itch one when you've got people asking you to do stuff 5-8 hours at a time?. I find it hard to attend to my bites 95 percent of the time

[MrFISDIS]

@zeromaster212 wtf look for a girlfriend

[metalkingdom100]

@MrFISDIS girlfriend? what does girlfriends have to do with spider bites? you silly goose.

[MrFISDIS]

@metalkingdom100 What you munch a bunch of crunch-a-munch?

[psycopathicvideo]

@MrFISDIS big weenie

[Antimanele104]

uhmmmmm...no comment...i think....

[NotAG4yName]

who said anything about masturbation? clearly none of you have ever itched a spider bite before its almost enough to make you cum

[idkanameforthis1]

click 1 over and over

[LaurenKOA]

Jane Seymour

[RaveBeef]

did he just masturbate in 12 seconds?

[BlameItOnTheWhiteMan]

Meh, nothing. Mines was 5 secs

[JDwade76]

He didn´t even cleaned it ? Goddman

[gdenktas]

Jane Seymour:))

[bobzeda]

I get spider bites in bed too.

[ScienceWillNeverDie]

Wow his penis =MC2nd because he came faster then the speed of light lol

[nybotheveg]

@ScienceWillNeverDie the speed of light is distance divided by time, being fast in bed doesn't have anything to do with volocity.

[ZanDatsu1]

1 then 8

[gatlin127]

and why is he beating off to a old chick lik jane seymour!?

[BassaiDai123]

@gatlin127 He's probably thinking of the actress, not Henry VIII's third wife.

[gatlin127]

eww he busted all in the covers!

[rashiedhozuki123]

Man I Get A ''Spider Bite'' Every Time My Girl Dont Put Out.

[JNCJUSTINCASE]

@pieboy966 he was masturbating

[Apollon0817]

I contend that it WAS actually a spider bite, cuz I feel too sorry for Stan for believing that he just finished fapping in 9 seconds.

[pieboy966]

I have no idea what that was ment to be

[EduNoo]

I am not going to do same with american dad what i did with family guy! i watched all best parts from family guy in youtube and after that i downloaded them all and watched, now i am going to download american dad b4 i watch all best parts >.<

dam youtube

[MegaDhproductions]

I can never finish that fast.

[shortyj89]

Wtf lmao... was this seriously on Fox?!

[leonnasagawa]

@shortyj89 Of course it was, it was just a spider bite :).

[Hardguyish]

he I get those every night Ironic right?

[raindeathinferno]

im pretty sure it not a spider bite

[googlefroogle0]

jane seymour the actress.....or Henry VIII's 3rd wife?

[FlorianThaStud12]

@googlefroogle0 the actress

[acesboy20]

this should be sent to ngt spiderbite haha

[MrKillerapple]

press 4 repeatedly