It's like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!
Starfish eat snails and other hard shelled water animals. It was not battling to save anything. It was preparing to force itself into the snail's shell and eat it. Check Wikipedia for how it does this. "And knowing is half the battle."
He's all like: Nnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooo (deep slow voice)
majikman1234 3 days ago 2
WOW, the starfish is full of energy! did you guys see that block and the powerful hit to the snail (which reacted as well) ?
UnleashedRageCyber 4 days ago
WHOA DUDE DID YOU SEE THAT LAST PART!?!!? Put that in slow motion!!! :O
HorseFreakization1 1 week ago
She made a big attempt! Hopefully she was successful. :)
tall32guy 1 week ago
INTENCE
18pepinemi 1 week ago
starfish arint very useful.
xsonz2 1 week ago
It's not very effective...
mfcds 1 week ago
Patrick vs. Gary
OfficialPaisa 2 weeks ago 6
WAIT, NOOOO. Does the baby survive???
zzzaaazzz3 2 weeks ago
WHERE THE HELL WAS THE BATTLE?!!! F%$# I MUST OF MISSED IT!! D:<
Katz0L 2 weeks ago
This has to be the most brutal fight I've ever seen
dmurillo1313 3 weeks ago
the final countdown sounds better in this video
cd949604 3 weeks ago
That'll show you, snail.
XiueXelu 3 weeks ago
starmie i choose YOUU!!!!!!!!!!!
MrZombieRyan 4 weeks ago
who ever likes this is sick I hope that if you like this you get an RFID chip in you
buzbee1876 1 month ago
And the Starfish delivers a beautiful Hurricane Kick!
aesniper 1 month ago 3
HOW COME HUMANS DON'T HAVE EMOTIONS? oops caps lock
norevelation 1 month ago
remove this it amphibian cruelty
buzbee1876 1 month ago
@buzbee1876 did you just call something in this video an amphibian? lol
2ek1u55 1 month ago
@2ek1u55 lmfao right
shaylnbaby10210 1 month ago
that's fucked. up. I hope you get a ticket for not helping the starfish you ass
buzbee1876 1 month ago
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
ChifeElite 1 month ago
mrs patrick kicked butt
XxTonguexX 1 month ago
I'lllllllllll Saveeeeeeee Youuuuuuuu !
iMISSINDEPNDENTT 1 month ago
the starfish strangled it
darksack100 1 month ago
RAEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
BackInTheCage 1 month ago
I think it went more like this: big one: Yo N***a lets mug this bitch! Litte one: Hella yea N***a!
ISwagMyPants 1 month ago
Wow ..... A fight to the death .... GAY!
RuONE22 1 month ago
you sure they're battling? looks more like hugging to me! wait no..no...the other snail just came in for dinner.
KiraHeartsMarcB 1 month ago
I can't believe that snails (particularly that one, that was a whelk), can move backwards!
Johnpao215 1 month ago
That's a good mother
atnam44 1 month ago
2 Years Later
Snail:Did I ever tell you that there was an epic war between snail and starfish
ShadowCreepy 1 month ago
that was intense i think that starfish knows kungfu
theJonny3256 1 month ago
can someone re-post this video in slow motion?
reppin519to966 1 month ago 32
@reppin519to966 AYYO ARKAY!
PhilippineMachine024 1 month ago
@reppin519to966 LOLL!!!!!!!!
MySweetParadigm 1 week ago
very intense fight
nickynobodychannel 1 month ago
Who won??
simdude2u 1 month ago
Patrick and Gary!!
l0vey0u1 1 month ago
looks at the title
watches the video
i lol'd
KrazieED 1 month ago
I found this difficult to masturbate to.
KittyFX 1 month ago
@luqman117 The joke used to be funny then IT to and arrow to the knee--->
ZombskillerxD 1 month ago
@ZombskillerxD
*looks at the jokes*
sick of skyrim jokes? knee too.
mokana713 1 month ago
}}}---i used to be a snail like you then i took an arrow to the knee--->
luqman117 1 month ago
Looks to me the Snails are trying to rape the mother starfish ~_~
banbig01 1 month ago
Needs a slow motion replay.
Terrab1A7 1 month ago
Well this is going to make it to the oscars
MrOzzybenny01 1 month ago 2
10x better if you mute it and listen to the final countdown by europe.
Liton777 1 month ago 37
@Liton777 or flight of the Valkyries
l4dhunter200 3 weeks ago
@Liton777 You're absolutely right.
MynameisElliott 3 weeks ago
@Liton777 Eye Of The Tiger. You won't regret it.
IbanezKing666 2 weeks ago
@Liton777 i actualy did that and omg this is funny
smashNgrab5953 2 weeks ago
Awwww... It didn't finish the story! :'(
AlbinoGuinePigSorrow 1 week ago
@Liton777 YES!
Cruppet1 18 hours ago
This has been flagged as spam show
why is there no intense theme music ? :(
1. pause video and open new window
2. open this link up in new window: (but put the youtube address before it)
/watch?v=TYrzfPAb0Mc&feature=BFa&list=LLnfYxoiIL6Wcxk7FsJD0Rzw&lf=plpp_video
and skip to 0:02 on that video
3. switch back to epic snail battle and press play
4. realize what you are spending your free time doing :\
Kpbo33 1 month ago
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Kpbo33 1 month ago
It was so fast i Blinked and Missed everything :O thats because i fell alseep
iLikaShuffle 1 month ago
PATRICK!
jerz211 1 month ago
Starfish don't have brains, just "preprogramed" nervous systems.
MrRandomusername01 1 month ago
Who won?
quan821 1 month ago
i doubt starfish know anything about parenting. i also doubt that a snail can eat a starfish; maybe the opposite
nazwraios1 1 month ago
you should've played some dmx as fight music
writersblock91289 1 month ago 2
Misleading comments make me love this video
Cahleeb 1 month ago 3
WTFFFFFFFFFFF . how does she battle? she ain't moving, that's the opposite of chasin!!!!!!
NitroMagnet 1 month ago
open another tab go to YouTube search Greatest Battle Music Of All Times: To Glory
and play both at the same time EPIC!!!
eckohgwt06 1 month ago
awww, wheres the epic fast paced battle music :(
bigemugamer 2 months ago
sloooooooooooooo mooooooooooo
Tranzopus 2 months ago
how do starfish reproduce? where is the vagina? LOL
erik818ws 2 months ago
uhm.. who won?
ProceededConverter 2 months ago
I was waiting .. and waiting .. and waiting
samer737 2 months ago
This needs epic music.
dodododa 2 months ago 3
no this is patrick
alienjoe123 2 months ago
Wild Gastrodon fainted...
Staryu Gained 260 exp.
xXMario61Xx 2 months ago 2
@xXMario61Xx I'd go for Crustle.
personqwer4321 2 months ago
fuck this is like a re-make of star wars battle for galactica ! so intense :O
skyy7691 2 months ago
this is so fast
georgetheglitcher 2 months ago
The battle of the ages.
anythingnew 2 months ago
dude you uploaded it in slow motion
Shepard41 2 months ago
They should make a movie out of this.
TRules202 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
It's like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!
WeirdIdeasCO 2 months ago
im not patient so i was squirming in my chair during this suspensful fight
TalonV9 2 months ago
the baby's fighting to! wants to show mom he can do himself! and will she was battling the snail, like i said, HE HELP'ED!
DarkZekromXD1001 2 months ago
OMG EVERYTHING HAPPENED SO FAST I BLINKED AND MISSED IT WE SERIOUSLY NEED LIVE COMMENTARY ON THIS I AM SO CONFUSED !!!
pashaahsj 2 months ago 61
@pashaahsj you also like men
SargeantTanaka 1 month ago
@SargeantTanaka are you a gay zedi that's trying to change my mind to like you ?
no nobody likes you.
pashaahsj 1 month ago
One does have to have the temperament of a turtle to duly appreciate the suspense.
parahumanoid 2 months ago
battle??? more like group hug!
maxmanftw 2 months ago 5
that was a battle?
imanustsunami 2 months ago
Great battling starfish.. Anyone else have an erection?
07SugaShane 2 months ago 3
All the while i wondered... wtf... how does a starfish have a baby & who won! starzilla or snail
satori350 2 months ago
Slowest fight EVER ! :))
CloudzTVv 2 months ago
Wtf did I just watch
TheAnonymousAnomie 2 months ago 2
meanwhile at some random asian market...
JHoward393 2 months ago 5
Lol the snail at 1:17 is like did i miss anything? i just went to the supermarket to get fresh sushi!
dillandaman2003 2 months ago
Does that Baby get saved...?
BlueBluePurpleBear 2 months ago
Inception music...
InsideSoulMusic 2 months ago
PATRICK!
MoonFive6 2 months ago
they must have been exhausted after that fight
fren556 2 months ago
Starfish eat snails and other hard shelled water animals. It was not battling to save anything. It was preparing to force itself into the snail's shell and eat it. Check Wikipedia for how it does this. "And knowing is half the battle."
hpiguy 2 months ago
epic battle
mgrande11 2 months ago
I was on the edge of my seat! When that snail pulled the knife out, shit got real!
Grimno 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
bbbooooboooboooobooooboooobooooboooboooboooobooobooooobooobbooooooooooooooobooobooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobooooooooooooooooooooboooooooooooooooooooooooooooboooooooooooooooooooboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boringggggggg
MrsHourGlass 2 months ago
i like the part with the starfish
Cheezexman 2 months ago
Later at the police station...
"Mrs. Snail, can you tell me how exactly the starfish assaulted you?"
"I'm not sure... It all happened so fast."
FlintSparkedStudios 2 months ago 143
@FlintSparkedStudios hahhahahahhaaha
sworddice 2 months ago
@FlintSparkedStudios hahahaha good one...
babyinmybelly11 2 months ago
@FlintSparkedStudios HA HA HA!!!
MichaelAndyDodds 1 month ago
@FlintSparkedStudios hahahaha your comment made me laugh til i teared
tdog1202 1 month ago
needs fight music
darkquail2003 2 months ago
All out of PP, Starmie used struggle!!!
CloudsStillGrey 2 months ago
Git im!
madolaf 2 months ago
Open up /watch?v=lOJqicM6x84 and mute this video. Enjoy
loladinn12 2 months ago
EPIC!!!
imaamerican13 2 months ago
Someone add that Mind Heist song from Inception and this becomes 10x more epic.
Vinhaay 2 months ago
looks more like seafood gang bang to me.
boblee666 2 months ago
This would go perfect with Inception music.
hobosrcool730 3 months ago
this is better than paqiado and mayflower
abrahamrubio789 3 months ago
damn this is the slowest battle
864DeeDee 3 months ago
Starfish used hug! It's super effective!
isocryd 3 months ago
ahh man I was expecting something out of a pokemon battle :(
TheProsecuter 3 months ago
intense shit
BANGxBANGx69 3 months ago 3
omg this is getting so intense O.o
Bran732 3 months ago
I think we all know who won here
yosoccerboy 3 months ago
epic battle!
gedaman182 3 months ago
Why am I here?
nemesisdog2 3 months ago
man if this was in tv Rednecks would be screaming so loud :P
EldenR 3 months ago
32 Part series epic saga
itsdeville 3 months ago
patrick has kids?
citykidyo 3 months ago
Starmie & staryu vs. Omanyte
TheEon34 3 months ago
Patrick Star vs. Gary the Snail!
AnGangseh 3 months ago 4
With some screaming and yellow hair, it could be Dragon Ball Z.
projectbaum 3 months ago 2
OMG! Im gonna pee...
shellx54 3 months ago
Tune in next week....
CommanderChet 3 months ago
Hold Space for slow motion !!
SniffSnaffSnugg 3 months ago
C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
LOLFACEPWN 3 months ago 3
lolwat
TheSonOfDumb 3 months ago
Who won?
xXMMDMaDhOuSeXx 3 months ago
Announcer: FINISH HIM!
EtzioFox 3 months ago
TEAM STARFISH
fruitegable 3 months ago
OOOOOOOOOOOO FOOOORRRTUUUUUNAAAAAA
H057IL3 3 months ago
put some epic fighting music on that ish!
BboyXCience 3 months ago
what kind of starfish is that?
zadoniak5123 3 months ago
You know your life is sad when you rather watch a starfish vs. snail fight, rather than do homework that would take less time than this video.
RoCkbunny769 3 months ago
THE BABY SHOULDVE MOVED. D:<
Celeestier 3 months ago
thats one huge snail!
AnimieLava4eva 3 months ago
GO PATRICK !!
RMCFutbol 4 months ago 10
well, that was anti climatic
needacoat 4 months ago
This battle shattered the very realm of existence with it's epicness! Like... DBZ!
AtheistGaming 4 months ago
BEST FIGHT EVAR.
micronabk 4 months ago 96
@micronabk 64 likes for saying EVAR? wheres my likes? :(
budsmokersonly2008 2 months ago
Looked like the snailsand starfish were just itting around chilling to me
Salment 4 months ago
and i thought snails and turtles were slow...lol
Sakurablossom131313 5 months ago 56
@Sakurablossom131313 yes, but not in the water :D
deozar15 4 months ago
@Sakurablossom131313 i agree...
1241hayley 4 months ago
@Sakurablossom131313 42 likes for saying turtles? where do you get turtles from?
budsmokersonly2008 2 months ago
@budsmokersonly2008 this is really slow right ...well turtles seem faster.....is where i get turtles from. ^_^'
Sakurablossom131313 2 months ago
Umm why couldn't the person recording help ?! smh
riahpooh67 7 months ago
Nature is so beautiful
XxPzPxX1 7 months ago
BORING!
taconnerful 7 months ago
awww....T.T
Xen0r24 10 months ago
noooooooooooo :'(
kaseyalanahmackay 11 months ago
Poor starfish!
Boshlab 1 year ago