Whose Line: Movie Usher Hoedown

[chelioshit]

If you dont get the Pee-Wee Herman joke your an idiot. I am sorry.

[freakyandsqueaky]

@chelioshit well thanks

[chelioshit]

@freakyandsqueaky Ok.

[patpatboy2]

@chelioshit If you don't know how to spell "you're," you're an idiot. I am sorry.

[chelioshit]

@patpatboy2 Ok whatever who gives a shit.

[Potts132]

@chelioshit That happened in 91, unless you worn in the mid 80's you probably would not get it. Not to mention it is "you're"

[madanianddandy]

The best one was Ryan's! Definitely

[harrisman71]

Drew Carey = Squeal like a Pig!!!!

[cobrafangz]

i started as a movie usher just last week

its a solid job and outfits really neat

till one night i turned around and much to my surprise

one lonley chick was being felt by 5 guys

[chelioshit]

@cobrafangz LMFAO!

[kmorm]

I red this as Movie: Usher

[Hot293wildcat]

wow drew

[17kensethrules]

@Colin's Hoedown: So that's why popcorn's yellow nowadays.

[TakeruSTakomi]

I watch Whose Line each and every day

I've gotten used to all the things they say

But I'm quite surprised after having seen this

Ryan did a hoedown, and didn't say "penis."

[NewPhoenixFilms]

Go and post your hoedowns, don't you be scared.

What anybody thinks, they're opinions are theirs

They couldn't think up something better than that

Whenever they do it for reals, they come off like a twat.

[doyourememberanna]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh my gosh. That was like the funniest last line of a hoedown ever. So cheesy, but perfect.

[AnimeOtakuist]

I love the way he said popcorn X3

[SpiritSoldier92]

Is it just me or does Dani look pretty damn hot @ 1:14?

[chelioshit]

@SpiritSoldier92 Its not you. She is smoking hot. Her reaction to Drew's verse makes her hotter.

[BlueBlazer89]

@SpiritSoldier92 its Denny

[twilightfan42698]

y is adam lambert- whataya want from me a suggestion?

[Hot293wildcat]

I heard something from the director of 9

He's making a movie about a train and that's just fine

But the movie is in live action

The train I'm talking about is Thomas the Tank Engine

true story

[pianoman930]

You can tell Drew's got a good line when he stops moving around.

[TheKorrea1000]

Colin Owned This One. :)

[CaptCooldude]

I love Colin's double negative, "wished he never wasn't born" haha

[doaftheloaf]

9 people were doing an impression of pee wee herman.

[catielyn1289]

Did anyone else know that Drew Carrey was talking about when Pee Wee Herman got arrested for jacking off in an adult movie theater:) bahahaha!!!



[DairyBastardGOW1]

dude, ryan watches 2 much spongebob... HAH!

[hollister8951]

@DairyBastardGOW1 yea when they thought mr,krabs was a robot

[BAMFPiccPimp]

@DairyBastardGOW1 how did you link it to spongebob?

[Zellboy101]

@BAMFPiccPimp In one of the episodes Squidward tells that joke. About the pirate movie being rated "Arrrgh"(R)

[BAMFPiccPimp]

@Zellboy101 so does everyone else every september 19th, international talk like a pirate day.

[DairyBastardGOW1]

@BAMFPiccPimp sqidward made that same joke dring the episode where they thought krabs was a robot

[xmrsjosephadamjonasx]

Colin LMFAO!!!

[redhaircrzy]

I love how Ryan does a pirate hoedown

[mattatouille10]

colins is the funnyest

[dafattyup]

i dont agree, colins was the best

[CBOMB219]

one woman in the crowd yelled "gay men!" hahaha

[anshkansara]

@CBOMB219 honestly, it sounded more like she said "cavemen"

[redhaircrzy]

@anshkansara

I thought it was cavemen too

[CBOMB219]

one woman in the crowd yelled "gays!" hahaha

[Purplerules94]

Awww poor Colin

[TheMovingGrass]

I'm a movie usher. And don't hate on us, cuz we pick up your crap. Enough said.

[MrBranMuffins]

i think drews best verse is the village people hoedown

[s4ad0w1]

You know, Ryan's are usually the best, but I felt like this time his was the worst... Ryan must've been off his game or something

[Schallhorn14]

I don't get the Pee Wee Herman thing?

[kevindiesal]

@Schallhorn14 he got caught for jerkin off in a movie theater

[shoredude2]

@Schallhorn14 Once upon a time, people actually had to go to a movie theater to see pornography. Pee Wee Herman got arrested for jerking off during a porno movie in Florida in 1991.

[PinkSlipRocks]

T.V show's i've masterbated too: The nanny, Fresh prince of Bel-air,Family matter's,the Rugrats,16 and pregnant,who wants to be a millionaire,the dog whisperer,Animal control L.A,Bay watch,Channel 2,4,and 5 news,Warren the Ape,The cat house (but seriously what guy hasny i mean shit),Headbanger's ball,Metalocalypse, and there is about 1000 other's ill finish this l8er xD. haha, im jk. lol

[tds96hockeyboy]

holy shit man drews waz good but so waz ryans but i like colins way better man so idk if ur on somthing but colin is the grand mater od hoedowns

[Lkf11]

COLIN IS SO FUNNY!!

[polytie]

I don't think I've seen a movie usher, at least not to date

So for this hoedown, I can't really relate

But I felt leaving a comment, please don't ask me why

Just so you know, all your nasty comments will be responded with the word "pie"

[FroobRadio]

@polytie Wow you completely murdered the rhyming prose.

[polytie]

@FroobRadio pie

[Angemon4]

@polytie stupid

[polytie]

@Angemon4 pie =D

[1986represent]

man I have been watching alot of these this one is fucking hilarious lol

[ladyinspectorfox]

I'm going to the movies to have loads of fun

I get into my chair at about ten to one

And the title of the move, well it's a mystery

But here's a little hint 'It's elementary'!

[pcf180]

I hate the movie usher a lot.

If it's raining, my anger would bring a drought.

When people try to sneak in, they all get caught.

A lesson he needs, to be taught.

Thumbs up for totally rhyming hoedown?

[CB1611av]

@pcf180

drought doesn't right rhyme with caught, taught, or a lot lol. it's said a different way

[pcf180]

@CB1611av You can say it in a different way and it's still exeptable. The whose line cast says things that don't rhyme some times too anyway.

[rrrsegmentat7]

I was in a movie theater watchin' a movie

sittin' in the back with girlfriend it was quite groovy

the movie usher caught us and told us we had to go

but before we left i did with her a heave and a hoe

[rrrsegmentat7]

I went to the movies just the other day

the movie usher kicked me and told me to go away

I got really mad and yelled in his face

then he cried and ran because i put him in his place

[rrrsegmentat7]

@rrrsegmentat7 yeah, i know this one sucks. the new one is better

[corjonbett]

Why did Ryan look to the side when he said "A swashbuckling tale"?

[Harrymaster45]

it is rated R

[RomeRuler]

I love Colin's.

[Mileenasman]

I wonder how many people noticed the woman that yelled out gay men.

[JohnEBPiano]

It was Cave Men...

[MisterAhmad]

thats what she said

[Skope111]

HUH???

[joeshab123]

Denny = totally cute

[urrpeg77]

Colin's hoedowns are always funny

[breakthebeast]

and this pirate movie, it was rated ARRG

[toshytobreath]

iv never seen ryan behind the desk lol and hes been on the show the longest.... iv seen everyone but him behind the desk :O

[headbangerunited]

He was behind the desk in one episode

[armageddon619]

there is one on this playlist.

[XcuZ2win]

there is one hoedown with him behind the desk , just saw the clip 10min ago =)

[opti2007]

there is actually one where ryan is behind the desk, but i can't really remember what it was about!

[TheRealLoganLewis93]

it was about cheating on your wife

[biker9476]

WHAT?!?! RYAN BEHIND THE DESK?!?!

*runs and hides for all eternity*

[kingdomhfanatic]

The Affair Hoedown

[jcorderandfriends]

there's one hoedown where he is.

[Bassbait]

I bet you every time Ryan wins he still has to do a Hoedown.

[xXSmoothxCriminalXx]

and this pirate movie, it is rated arrrr XD

[xXSmoothxCriminalXx]

chip is also amazing at hoedowns XD

[tvp900]

hahaha!!! good one

[GiefGoldPlx]

Funny thing about people who post up their own versions of a hoedown is that you know that they spent a long time thinking them up only to get thumbed down like crazy! Go WLIIA!

[TheKLABOOM]

@GiefGoldPlx check out my made up hoedowns, i watch the videos think them up in like a minute and 3 out of 4 of them have at least three thumbs up, one has 13

[Skope111]

@TheKLABOOM Well a TON of them seem to be unable to rhyme correctly. I just saw one that tried to rhyme Liver with Justin Bieber. Its kind of sad.

[TheKLABOOM]

@Skope111 ummm wat

[meganthemaniac66]

@GiefGoldPlx thank you!!! ahaha I think that every time I see one

[PIRATESOFTHEC3]

@GiefGoldPlx That isn't always true.

[EAG1015]

@GiefGoldPlx I came up with a hoedown verse in about 30 seconds.

[ThatGirlWithTheFlip]

@GiefGoldPlx When I post my own hoedowns, I usually just type what I'm thinking and then post it.

[Mertius1]

@ThatGirlWithTheFlip sure you do, thumbs down for you

[ThatGirlWithTheFlip]

@Mertius1 I actually do. I'm an aspiring improver, and these are kind of like little practices.

Thanks for the thumbs down, sweetie. I'll remember you when I'm famous.

[NewPhoenixFilms]

@GiefGoldPlx at least they think it up. I posted once off the top of my head. no two minutes of thinking, not even a five hour thought process, right off the top of my head. It sucked.

So yeah, they can't be like Colin or Ryan, but what gives you the right to judge them? Are you on Whose Line?

[Bluepika1]

now thats an awsome hoedown verse

[wickedfeylady]

Colin is the fuckin' hoedown grand master.

[ghostrecon98]

@wickedfeylady NO WAY Colin ownes the irish drinking song but you cant take the credits from the best, Ryan

[DairyBastardGOW1]

@wickedfeylady nuff sed

[davycrocket19]

drew loves a hoedown

[xbeckaiix]

LOVING COLINS VERSE!

[KisforKrazyy]

nooo waaaaay !

maan colins verse was clearly the best

; ).

[UofLCardFan08]

If any of you don't get the Peewee Herman line, the actor who plays him was caught masturbating in a movie theater some time ago.

[thedestinygang]

i thought it was at a porn place like a peep show..

[4642eb]

It was an adult cinema... but it was one of the more conservative establishments which prohibits open masturbation.

[thedestinygang]

ahhh... that's where i screwed up

[wickedfeylady]

Yeah, you'd think they'd be ENCOURAGING that kinda behavior lol

[erik5623]

wow... i dont believe it...someone actually made that lame pirate movie joke funny...well then again...it was ryan

[Kilithaza]

Wasn't never ? Them Canadians and their double negatives.

[kevincgrant]

I havent never heard a Canadian use a double negative.

[Critic863]

lol

[ugotnutinonme]

I'm Canadian and I don't use no double negatives.

[Potts132]

Haha shit i was gonna say that

[ugotnutinonme]

lol. Sorry. ^_^

[Potts132]

No problem ^.^

[samwhich55]

YES RYAN!! hahahaha!!

[sandman847]

denny siegel is the best woman on the show

[icemanwasbanned]

shes hawt

[MySmileInside]

I worked as an usher boy it really sucked

I hated working there picking up stuff people chucked.

But one thing I remember, I sure was no slob

My manager even thanked me for my hard bathroom job.

[seanyyysy]

ha ha colin gets special butter

[ckool5000]

Drew and Colin made me guffaw..... Some people actually boo'd Ryan's!

[yay00001]

Hedronox, that wasnt kathy

[Hedronox]

Uhm...Kathy was just a random name like peter....

[TVUsedToBeGood]

I think someone boo'd ryan's XD

[NapkinSaviour]

Rated ARRRRRRRRR!

Lawl.

[sungod55]

Collin's was the best

[rachhand18]

Ryan's was pretty clever!

[Kev835]

colins was the best

[EdwardElric911]

Colin's was hilarious!!! XD

[Jealousy09]

Then again it kind of sounded like 'Cave men'.

[mrrkelly009]

Colin's Was the Best then Drews

[dstebbin]

I was once a movie usher. Every day I worked.

Then one evening I got fired. Boy, it really hurt.

I should have seen it coming; I should have been real nice.

Because the theater owner was... was my wife!

[KoopaDude94]

...Was the first suggestion for "people you really hate" what I think it was?

[Jealousy09]

Did they say Gay men for the first one? Kinda sad if they did.

[liz2592]

No they say cave men

[ThePinoyChild]

this was the first i seen that Drew actually had a good one

[WhoseLineBabygirl]

"and this pirate movie it is rated ARRRRR!" lol

[Orochimarusnextbody]

Movies can be scary or even quite funny.

So what if it costs you a little bit of money.

but one time i got kicked out for getting in a fight.

hey, i had to, he insulted the dark knight

INSULTED THE DARK KNIIIIIGHT

[TMNTno1fan]

LOL

[Orochimarusnextbody]

thank you

[TMNTno1fan]

^-^ It made me laugh!

[Orochimarusnextbody]

i do that

[FoxTreatment]

Here is my attempt at a hoedown:

I tried to be a movie usher, but it didn't work.

My employer fired me and said I was a jerk

He told me I was stupid and there's something I should know

You only throw hotdogs at The Rocky Horror Picture Show

[bendingbeauty]

he can't help it, he only gets a few seconds to think!

[dstebbin]

Actually, Wayne is pretty good at hoedowns.  He's not as good as Chip, but still pretty good. He isn't always funny, but he definitely has the stance, rythym (sp), voice, etc., which shouldn't be surprising, since the Hoedown was invented by freed slaves.

[LittleSelfia]

I snorted when Ryan said "ARR". XD

[Joey245]

Oh, movie users, they really make me mad.

when i was a child, one made me feel bad.

when he talked to me, i just cried and cried

he ruined the movie, he told me that Mufasa died.

[luv2sing1019]

I'll try to give it a shot:

I'm a movie usher it's not really fun

I always have to clean up dirty theater one.

Popcorn and candy completely everywhere,

I think there was one time I found someone's underwear!

i don't think it's the best, but it's a first!

P.S. not 2 b rude but I was LOL-ing someone else's verse

[puddlepuck]

what did drew's verse mean?

[TheDoomBug]

Pee-wee Herman has a special bit where, if a certain word is used, everyone screams really loud. That is what Drew means.

[millerku]

no i don't think thats what drew meant. remember peewee was caught in a movie theater once jacking off, i think thats what drew was referring to.

[TheDoomBug]

I didn't know that.

[jp3711nc1]

i was a movie usher my first job didn't like it that much.

[EverythingOrNothing9]

Like Anyone Is Ever Gonna Believe You. Don't Lie Like That. You Were Never A Movie Usher

[jp3711nc1]

I was worked at Carmike 15 3 years didn't get a raise or nothing worked at door taking tickets and cashier.

[EverythingOrNothing9]

Don't Lie

[MartialArtistWannabe]

What's wrong with you? Who the fuck are you to tell him he's lying about his life?