epic douchebag ricer talks about his twin turbo 370z

[punishedexistence]

Haha, actually quite well done, made me laugh!

[RainCityLocal]

look at this thing...what is this?! HAHAH

[FreshNoobDancer]

um I think im gonna get a tomato slicer for my car too!! fucking awesome

[billet20]

ya me dieron ganas de vomitar con este wey......!!!!! i want to puke...

[EEEeaAaRrRrLLLLL]

Lmfao! Makes me laugh how some people that commented thinks he's serious... Lmao!

[shift4onebillion]

How is this a joke?? Just seems like a car overview...

[theraycharles]

I lol'd at 3000hp

[KosyYak]

Hahah

[hs85dk]

Great review! :)

[ryan0929931]

hahahaha! this dude has got to be joking...if not then what a dumb FUCK!!!!!!

[Blitz4000]

How about analyze the talking ricer himself. He's probably a mexican decent born in the USA because his parents illegally crossed the border by hiding inside a cow's ass or maybe they just look like cows... And then because of his parents addiction to cocaine and cow dung he obviously had a serious brain defect when he was born. The effect of this is he became utterly stupid in everything and every year some of his brain cells falls out of his ear which makes him more stupid.

[gman323]

@Blitz4000 the fact that you think he's serious makes you a fucking idiot.

[Blitz4000]

@gman323 The fact that you think that I am serious makes you the real idiot. I'm trying to use on him the same sense of humor that he uses on the car. I guess you're too dumb to realize that idea. What, is he your boyfriend? Are you his gay lover? Why are you so affected? You gay ass moron! LMAO!

[gman323]

@Blitz4000 Well let me be the first to tell you that your attempt at humor failed miserably. Just quit. Go home.

[GeeCeeAte]

must be nice to have your daddy buy you a nismo370

[ytSouljah]

Ricers believe him.

[cabajandro]

dead

[SLIMmcGlinn]

HAH! I GOT YOUR PLATE WRITTEN DOWN. Now let me come beat you over the head with it you little meathead faggot.

[Famous574]

2 brake pedals <3

[feilox]

3000 HP? lol kidding? @ 1:45

[gophop]

@feilox yeah that's what the joke is all about. everything else it 100% true and real. *facepalm*

[iTzDark740]

North Korean Bodykit = LMAO

[ABSjazz]

I lol'd. Funny shit!

[SSCobaltCrazy]

ild like to see you cut a tomato

[DK99824]

Mitsubishi NIEZMO? LOL!

[oneill9975]

@DK99824 yeah lol

[mattube91]

470 people that dislike are just too dumb to understand he's actually making fun of ricers.

[ryanericw]

funny shit lol.....this is drive.....7th......and of course sub zero gearing, does absolutely nothing!

[dillonramkhalawan]

pussy not the car the nigga is a pussy he dont know shit about cars

[Howie262]

Imported LS motor from Canada AHHAHAAH XD lOL!

[patphil201]

This guy's hair is a joke.

[loganlhill]

@Dre1990nov its a joke fuck tard

[95eclipse450hp]

its not even funny at all....

[bluntblueb3ast]

tomato slicer lmao

[Zackary376]

Were can iget that cop detector lol

[1500pantera]

chevy small block haha

[fattymiccrapper]

3000 horse my ass

[TheBlooMonster]

@fattymiccrapper the whole thing is a joke...............

[sandwichasylum]

i watched this video expecting the usual crap... thank you for the pleasant surprise

[judgedredd35365]

TOOL

[McSunny95]

"Look at this,...what is this?" haha

[ostacruiser]

LMAO....funny vid...now I want a body kit from N. Korea

[BigNameGuy]

It has a chevy small block and an LS7, with vtech? Oh gosh i couldn't stop laughing. I don't know how he held a straight face through all of this.

[xXtarheels23Xx]

it's actually a tomato slicer hahah they had to cut the clip out because he was even laughing

[uwereverythin2me]

Where in FL are you??

[flipinsweet]

front wheels. Thats where all the power SHOULD be.

[RIQ147]

funny af hahaha

[F9Films]

"Brand new groom seats" - I just got that LOL

[lusciousdarcy]

hahaha 3000 horses... that's bullcrap... lol!!!

[TheKtm300rider]

Obviously he thinks torque steer is a hell of a lot of fun

[element509]

Why are you guys actually trying to correct him? Also why is the poster calling him a douchebag ricer? You can tell he is messing around, he owns a 370z TT. The most non ricer asian car ever.

[DRtwinky918]

pretty sure that "2nd brake pedal

" is a clutch

[bgmagma10R]

Hahaha!!! That was tooooo funny!!

[r00tsrockreggae1]

nEYEsmo ftw

[lilyusi]

HAHA " To the front wheels, to the front wheels sir. Cuz that's where the power should go."

Pure Brilliance...

[naperking]

Did he say North Korean bodykit? LOLOLOL

[Gr0undMaster]

He's joking, it's pretty funny though. He's pretty much making fun of ricers everywhere.

[Punisher7121]

Lol, this started out lame and not all that funny...But I did chuckle at the 2 brake pedals comment

[sephiroth1386]

Lost intrest in 0 to 4 seconds

[bmwills8993]

north korean body kit...

[gogeleo]

hahaha 2 brake pedals :)))

[Lite1201]

you know a lot about cars

[Yournextdayable]

Sorry its just to off the wall to be funny. This is just a too great of a car to talked about like its a joke. Just stupid. No angrey just an opinion

[suppratwin]

im geeting my top secret juice maker today

[coolmexicaninLA]

directly imported from canada lmfao!! haha good job!!

[dawhiteguy1234]

hahahahahaha

[xxstaggerxx]

nice ass car

[Verification11]

two brake pedal hahahha

[hueyuda]

does anyone notice he said MITSUBISHI...

[sleepwalker2112]

@hueyuda Did you notice nothing he said was serious?

[xbox360rocksful]

Dude by the way that motor can only pull out 350 hp until you add upgrades. Oh and by the way its called a 6 speed dumbass.

[moarcowbell1]

@xbox360rocksful its called sarcasm,yo..the kid is obviously just fucking around..chill out bro..

[drumwizard900]

@xbox360rocksful Are you stupid?

[GSSRT8]

this pipe takes the exhaust flow to the tires loool

[tylerk135]

"NEYESMO" haha

[MrIlovegamez]

lol 2 brake pedals

[gjarzabek009]

Hahahahaha, This was pretty funny. You should have kept up with the chevy block or sumtin along those lines instead of naming 5 different engines LOL!

[MikeW259]

3:00 - 3:35 LOL!

Fucking win! Message me this mans paypal account...He has EARNED $20 from me...Laughing so hard , i might die from lack of breath!

[vascoxolax]

LOOOOOOOL

[Slackey12321]

Clearly this video was made for fun. CALM DOWN PEOPLE

[ChaoticThunderBolt]

@Kostrz3wa holy shit blows me away you didn't catch on. And plus if that's the only fucking thing you got out of this whole video then you're stupid the only reason you probably got that far is the Nissan logo the car has.

[dafcnz]

@Kostrz3wa I think you're the idiot here.

[JayCrims0n]

Neyesmo

[momay69]

@walker5461 Lol, the tomato slicer was funny.

[muharem07]

i cant even listen to this i got through 51 sec

[hermbil123]

Not funny. Just a bunch of nonsense.  Your boyfriend probably ate it all up. "ooo an LS7!!!! Totally!"

[coinvolti]

glad you know your roman numerals! V=5

[Jesushellz]

@coinvolti because people actually care about roman numerals

[coinvolti]

@Jesushellz you took enough time to reply to my comment, so you took enough time to realize and "actually care" to know that i am correct... so thanks, i concur!

[Jesushellz]

@coinvolti Are you illiterate? I obviously said you can't tell if it's a riced out piece of shit unless you click on the video so therefor you are a faggot lmao

[coinvolti]

@Jesushellz oh i get it...so sorry darling, you really thought this car made 3000hp and the engine was shaped like a 6! dammit i always do this, might as well tell you that its not really a Mitsubishi, see i think the guy that made this vid was trying to be funny and made all this stuff up. again, so sorry but never give up hope, and yes Santa Clause is real!

[Jesushellz]

@coinvolti my bad I commented on wrong video but it's not a big deal go on with your day and stick your roman numerals up your ass

[coinvolti]

@Jesushellz well see, roman numerals don't really go there, instead they were initially used by the roman as symbols to represent different things, i.e. V was once used to represent the angle between the thumb and forefinger of an open hand, this is where we got our current number 5. X where two V's put together hence 10. there are other symbols and meaning but again none where meant to go where you've asked.

[Jesushellz]

@coinvolti >doesn't get sarcasm, instead tells me something that 0.1% of the population actually gives a fuck about

[coinvolti]

@Jesushellz the thing is that when considering that the worlds population in 2011 was 6,840,507,000 approximately 6.8 million people would actually find that interesting. To put it into perspective that's about the population of a major city such as Atlanta, Miami, Houston and Dallas combined.

[Jesushellz]

@coinvolti Already said I didn't care, still replies to prove some point. Go on anyways

[coinvolti]

@Jesushellz sure.. like i was saying, approx 6.8m people would find that comment interesting. i.e. lets use this vid, there are currently 193,383 views, so approx 193 viewers agree with what i said but that doesn't mean that ONLY 193 viewers agree the actual percentage could still be larger, in that case we use this formula: the part = some percent x the whole becomes: the part = x the whole dividing both sides by "the whole" we get the following proportion: (part/whole = %/100)

[Jesushellz]

@coinvolti stopped reading at 6.8m, just thought I'd let you know to keep wasting your time

[OMFGPHR33ST00FPLZ]

Hahahahaha, watching him try not to laugh himself lolol, good stuff guys :P

[MrGuitardud3]

"Cause this car does have vtec" LOL!

[MustangBauce]

pathetic, played out attempt at being "funny".

[th3m8ngtree]

@MustangBauce Well i lol'd

[F9Films]

LOOL first he said Nismo 3000GT7, then at 1:30 he said GT9 xD

[ganador13]

This engine was imported directly from canada. I lost it when he got to the tomato slicer lol

[momay69]

He was being sarcastic, some people are dumb. I don't think there's a 3000 horsepower engine. lol

[flip117100]

I wish my car had sub-zero gearing

[Qweklain]

I came here expecting a serious vid of... well... a douche bag ricer talking about his twin turbo 370z. Then, I stayed for the sarcastic lulz!!

[Bamavol89]

i love the people that dont understand the meaning of sarcasm.it makes my day when they post something...the saying ignorance is bliss is true. their ignorance is my bliss.lmao

[cyborge93]

actually with corvette coolent it will make 3127.98hp, i know i have that same mits 3000gt, lol cool vid bro

[Jakeair777]

this Mitsubishi here though *hand covering nissan logo* - i loled



[il0veloti0n]

you said gt7 first then gt9 after, come on bro i wanna know which model to get

[RzBusterCB87]

HAHAHAHAHA This is so funny! :D

(He is being sarcastic yall)

If he was serious, he would be a dumass...lol :P

The sad thing is, some people are like this and they are serious...lol

[jdmcheese]

hahahahaha two brake pedals

[SuperRockstar206]

This guy is fake hes just making fun of ricers xD

[MonteLSV6]

haha equipted

[SuperJohnbear]

THE FRONT WHEELS ONLY! seems like he was being sarcastic...?

[I0need0dank0]

groom seats!!!

[watdafawkz]

he is the troll master

[monstrmchine]

Pshht, that's nothing. MY girlfriends cavalier has a GE CJ610 pushing 3100 lbs of thrust, i have hooked onto the 2.2 eco wich also has 4, yes 4! 18mm diesel engine turbos pushing 205 lbs of boost each, thats one for each cylinder. I hooked the jet engine to the regular engine by buying a new mod from alyinfag.com, they only sell it for 10 bucks! The nice thing was i can keep the transmission stock because the automatic 3 speed can handle the power. I eat buggati veyrons for brunch bitch! XD

[trocz71]

I wanted to see how far the fail went but at 2 brake pedals I just had to stop and instead waste a few seconds of my life commenting on the fail of this douche....

[89civ]

Wow what a waste of time. Fuckin guido

[insane203]

this dumb ass really just said mitsubishi 370z nismo.,,,,dude get your foot ran over for that

[TheAryafadillah]

yo did anyone can said to me that he said mitsubishi or nissan???

[MrHobbs19]

lmao kinda sorta reminds me of Dane Cook...good shit dude

[MrH82W84U]

I lost it at chevy small block XD

[000eMan000]

ahahah this video is sooo funny x)

[HamsterJeans]

Corvette fluid LMAO this fluid never ever comes out, ever. Lmaooooooooooooo

[Thebrad0US]

North Korean body kit! Awesome!

[pandemoniummisfits]

In the beginning I was speechless when hearing the spew of diarrhea out of his mouth till I realized he was being sarcastic at :38

[TheSmoonge]

@pandemoniummisfits It took you that long to figure it out? You mean when at 0:13 he says Nize-mo 3000GT 7 you didn't figure it out? Ahahahahahaaaa

[Ajmartinez95]

@pandemoniummisfits well your slow lol should have noticed the first 7 seconds

[228streeracing]

mama's boy.

[whitlocke]

i really want to hit him

[Rowdie999]

i like how he kept his composure, i would be lmao

Best engine known to man * the chevy small block*

[ILessThan3ToJizz420]

LOL I am not an import guy, but I would totally trade in my F150 for this thing just for the tomato slicer XD

[FanOfFutbol]

HAHAHA so much vtec in that canadian-imported engine.

[jarjarlol]

rofl

[skinchen]

wtf did he just say....Nyes-MO??? lol AHAHAH

[lalalandholly]

i think ur an idiot

[dredsky69]

ugly faggot

[adriansvarela]

omg...dude you actually made me LOL...you are a beast good sir...no coconuts? LMAO...made my day..

[ringlol]

HUMOR, this is actually pretty funny

[MrBrandonhurst2008]

i need a tomato slicer on my car...

[guyver33]

got a few lols out of that.

[DYM615]

Why is everyone being Dicks about this. It's a fucking hilarious ass joke that inproved my life 35%

[95stangdude]

just being a moron on purpose doesn't make a video funny

[NnJl]

this guy is obviously trolling.

[sanderson]

Is this guy for real?



[shiftace11]

if this didnt make you laugh at least once. you sir are either a very dull person or you have no idea about anything on cars lmao!

[jimboetck]

"this car does have vtec lol"

[Skunk2EJ1]

Why would you give this video that title? Fuckin moron hes being stupid on purpose

[350zMike239]

stupid



[buckifan100]

please die

[uptimeuptime]

That was awesome! :-)

[MrBadBricks]

I think hes funny!!

[randycs35]

trolololo

[seroki86]

Came to expect a chotchbag, left fully satisfied with the humor after V6, this engine is shaped like a "6" and the V that is just to designate 20, so this is a 206?? What is that a Peugeot?

[tyxium]

LMAOOO!! subzero gearing..great video.

[Emeianoite]

ahahahaha

[BadMrCowX360]

YOU ARE MY HERO!



[Ac3nSpaD3zmodz]

lol only in florida u would get the lol haha funny vid 

[justinjun123]

im sorry did i hear that right? NORTH KOREAN BODY KIT?! LMFAOOO

[shnaz23]

HA! Two brake pedals.

[treflip3601]

hahahha not one but two brake pedals

[rcpack]

this is funny! hahah

[Warnezi6]

hahahaha lmao