Death by Konami

[badgescops]

@Alucard2293 konami realesed abunch of games inculding kontra where the cheat codes are allways the same the cheat code is b a or start up up down down left right left right

[MySpaceBarsBroken0o]

@badgescops I thought it was ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A Start

[pheenix42]

And a bit later, he runs into an old master vampire hunter and Police Girl. Very glad to see this fiend get worked over!

[cynder167]

Luke Valentine: -_-;

[BlackIce3190]

He didn't finish the combo. That's why he bit it in the end.

[MrMosquito22]

Why the F%#K do all the people in this show where gloves!!! Even f@&king Jan has gloves, and he wears a damn track suit and bandanna!

[RuvenSr]

@MrMosquito22 They're all germophobes? but only when it comes to thier hands........

[emilons97]

@MrMosquito22 have you seen the amount of blood being spilled? of course they would wear gloves!

[serpant567]

God mode : Activated

[Danneman93]

what the hell am i watching

[animeHEAT]

Uh,Jan,we didn't need to know that you had a boner.

[HMS564]

Is it wrong that when he said "Bringing the motherfucking death by Konami" I instantly thought he sounded like Epic Meal Time?

[Cerealkiller257]

@HMS564 Wow, same here.

[darkthunder1250]

does he die or what? i never seen ova only the old ones

[RuvenSr]

@darkthunder1250 as far as the Valentine brothers go, well their fate doesn't change much from the original series

[AAC1990]

85 people are so fuckin hard right now.

[93mobman]

Konami: don't fuck with them OR ELSE!

[LithiumXwolf]

*dies laughing* i walked into school yesterday and shouted this durring volleyball at P.E. and scored a spike :D

[Kuroro2345]

@BigKwell I know, right?! And Luke is behind him and his face says "WTH, and I'm related to this guy...?"

[Kuroro2345]

"Bring in the motherfuckin' death by Konami!"

[BigKwell]

@Kuroro2345 Jan's having fun... TOO BAD I'M NOT!

[MrMK109]

He did press B and A. You know "Bringin'" and "Aaah"

[CashemereLoco]

YOU FORGOT TO PRESS B A AND START NOOB

[AAC1990]

78 people brought the motherfuckin' death by konami.

[wuya6]

Luke behind him at the end like: You've got to be fucking kidding me. I'm related to this guy?

[CashemereLoco]

1 person is not so fucking hard right now

[Tataru5117]

He didn't press B, A or START....that was all skill

[RuvenSr]

@Tataru5117 and if he only had pressed it......he might still be alive if he had

[LordofDarkness42]

@Tataru5117 His next two sentences started with B and A....although he forgot the start.

[biohazard724]

@LordofDarkness42 he "started" laughing

[bcdeidarauno]

@Tataru5117 He actually missed the START. He already stated the B and A near the end. "B"ringing the motherfuckin' death by Konami. "A"aaah I am so fucking hard right now!

[Tataru5117]

@bcdeidarauno ....did not notice that....

[Thehellman98]

@bcdeidarauno start is the two player version

[MadaraXIII]

I bet this is the same code that Alucard is going to use in Hellsing OVA 8

[Spongebobvideopants]

Jan valentine has enabled god mode lawl

[Cobaltios]

At first I was a bit weirded out... Then I read the description and lmao'd!!

[Toxicdude12]

which anime is this :)

[RuvenSr]

@Toxicdude12

this is a clip from Hellsing Ultimate more specifically it comes from episode 2.......least I think it's episode 2.....

[Toxicdude12]

@RuvenSr thanks :)

[RevolutionVivi]

@RuvenSr its ep 2 (: fav series ever

[gamecubeclock]

At the end when he has his armed ripped off and runs into the chamber it should have been like, "You forgot AB and Start" commence firing.

[Tiysai]

man he has some major issues

[itsthelolocaust]

@Tiysai idunno, the konami code gets me pretty hard.

[Zantman2]

I bet that code is what makes him hard

[MrAnonymous13000]

We need more villains like Jan saying "I'm so fucking hard right now."

[GracefulAssasinXI]

@MrAnonymous13000 Indeed.

[Triumphinglory]

He should be the Konami Spokesperson, he would sell them so well

[TallestOfDoom]

Apparently in hellsing the code makes you hard.......

[Brutalyte616]

Best! Cheat! EVER!!!

[Quartzzzz]

The fucker forgot A and B

[RuvenSr]

@Quartzzzz

and in some cases start

[abridgeduploader]

@Quartzzzz

Which explains why he died.

[RuvenSr]

@abridgeduploader

If only he wouldn't have gotten distracted by how hard he was.....he might have lived.

[Whamesl0l]

lol, how ironic, the code that is supposed to give you 9 lives, ends up killing you

[RuvenSr]

@Whamesl0l

The effect of the code actually varies from game to game. In one it could give you an unlimited amount of lives, in another it could give you max of everything, or make it so that you can't take damage.

[Whamesl0l]

@RuvenSr still very ironic! xD

[RuvenSr]

@Whamesl0l

Aye, by the time he gets the code in he's already taken all of em down.......so he didn't even get to make use of whatever bonus it may have given him lol

[EricXTheXWolf]

@RuvenSr I think the bonus was a boner XD

[RuvenSr]

@EricXTheXWolf

You know...I had never thought of that possibility.......could very well be

[cardan9]

@RuvenSr lol and the best part of the 9 lives bit is he kills nine people for this

[Brutalyte616]

@RuvenSr Well no shit, that's why it was nicknamed "the god mode cheat." Granted most people just refer to it as the Konami Code, just out of convenience

[Whamesl0l]

lol, contra

[Brutalyte616]

Death by Konami. Truly an awesome way to die.

[manofpwn]

The last part...um... I don't think this really happened.

[RuvenSr]

@manofpwn oh but it did

[Brutalyte616]

@RuvenSr Did you get that from "Brawlgasm."

[RuvenSr]

@Brutalyte616 truthfully I had no clue what brawlgasm was, had to look it up, and I'm not to sure which comment you're replying to......

[Brutalyte616]

@RuvenSr "Oh but it did" Those exact words show up in the last episode.

[RuvenSr]

@Brutalyte616 Wish i could show off my geeky side and say that it was a reference, but I can't considering I haven't watched the show.

[Brutalyte616]

@Brutalyte616 Only reason is because it seems like the proper context.

[ShadouRyoushi]

Gravity wouldn't allow blood to splatter across the roof, and blood, even with more plasma than is natural, wouldn't be that thick... It's still cool though XD

[arzon75]

did he also use the game Genie for RADICAL FIREPOWER?

[RealityIsALiebooks]

@arzon75 Apparently so... LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT!!!

[davidcw3]

+58xp LEVEL UP!

[guywithminigun]

cheating n00b, no wonder he died. i think this is better than the manga were he just said "this gives me such a woody, we have a god mode cheat and you don't"

[molokodude]

rawr

[sirshmooppy]

im so fuckin hard right now

[AnimeCheeze]

Jan Valentine now has 30 extra lives

[ZetsubouMFZB]

@AnimeCheeze

No he doesn't... he forgot B and A.

[RuvenSr]

@ZetsubouMFZB and in some cases start

[jopomeister]

@AnimeCheeze And you have 30 thumbs up, perfectly fitting :D

[RuvenSr]

that we maybe, but isn't it funner that way lol

[swedishpirate]

moo?

[RuvenSr]

meow?

[molokodude]

arf

[RuvenSr]

moo

[molokodude]

damn it moo

[screamqueen0223]

nah not super special awesome,I just have issues

[screamqueen0223]

I just noticed that when Jan's walking around the blood drops at about 20 secs,he never gets any on his gear,odd

[molokodude]

because im fucking epic like that?

[screamqueen0223]

Indeed.

[molokodude]

because im so fucking cosplaying myself in anime form?

[screamqueen0223]

no it's 'cause you're super-special-awesome

[molokodude]

no your super-special-awesome..in america nyeh

[molokodude]

stop flirting in public ^_^

[MEGATRYANT]

use that+O+X in Metal Gear SOlid 3 during The End(Sniper) fight and it shows his location THANKS JAN NOW I KOWN HOW TO CHEAT IN METAL GEAR SOLID

Bringing the mother fucking Tatical ESpionage Action game by Konami

[molokodude]

i love how it took you so long to notice who i was..plus i love how old man jason didnt give away my alias lol

[RuvenSr]

half had a feeling it was you, but i was thinking i was going to wait for more people to show up before I started asking lol

[molokodude]

i was like doing a double take when i was walking into the store when i saw james back of his head i was like wait...girly man hair...no way i was like going walk around the other side and do a running tackle and choke lol

[RuvenSr]

I'd have shorter hair, but when i went into get my hair cut I told the girl i wanted to get it shorter........she finished cutting and I decided fuck it and paid

[molokodude]

it was funny

[molokodude]

get out of my turf!!!!

[SzayelApporoGranz6]

Jan is just thr best, i could watcht this all day and it would never bore me XDDD

[Ownaweasel]

God, I love that they brought back the "I am so hard" line in the English version. Actually, pretty much all of Jan's lines in the English version are awesome.

[RuvenSr]

just wish that he could live longer.....

[molokodude]

shawn what they hell why are they here dude

[RuvenSr]

you mean the random people that viewed and decided to comment?

[molokodude]

yes those bastards.

[chydragon94]

bringing the mother fucking death by konami

im so fucking hard right now lmfaoo xD

[RuvenSr]

I debated on whether or not to keep that part when i was cutting this.....just couldn't bring myself to cut it though lol

[darknessincarnate56]

omg he got + 30 lives...

[MasterZebulin]

@darknessincarnate56 ...Which raises the question why he didn't explode...

[judasatan]

▲ ▲ ▼ ▼ ◄ ► ◄ ► B A Start!

[RuvenSr]

gotta love the Konami code

[jonksgal]

I love how he gets hard because of it.

I still say I would have gotten along with that freak.

even if I would still kill him for Integra

*Such a loser*

[molokodude]

baa

[molokodude]

nici is epic

[molokodude]

so...did you ever think i'd be my lvl?

[RuvenSr]

truthfully I was surprised when you made it past 80 lol

[molokodude]

shocked when i got to 60.

[molokodude]

how was ze trip?

[RuvenSr]

was pretty dam good, wish I would have stopped to see a few more of the shows and that my feet were a bit stronger, but other than that it was pretty dam fun.....wearing chain maile, staring at swords of all kinds, spending most all of my money, ect.

[molokodude]

still dont know what went down. lol what kind of trip in one word or more.

[molokodude]

hey best buddy im lvl 192 possabily 193 tomorrow...you ready to revisit fs?

[RuvenSr]

yeah, most of the reason I aint been on is that I feel the majority of the chat has been killed, cept for the parts chatting with you and a few other rare moments......plus the other part in the message I sent ya

[molokodude]

oh dude we had 42 pages the other day like...11 of it was herm.

[RuvenSr]

chat could be fun then.....though I'm gonna have to wait till I get back home to my pc before I can play.....this one don't play fs worth a shit

[molokodude]

the other day was fuckin g fun...new rule the g in fuckin g means generalistic....lol

[molokodude]

so the run update is epic. however that boost from agil (counted on f2p til now) ...no longer is...so that means wimps might...have a 2 percent chance to win vs me

[molokodude]

also runescape for years has run energy sucked to recover even with high agil and nothing on...til now!(what they are workin on)

[molokodude]

lianna is back! all we need now is a lil undead magicks.

[molokodude]

hoya for another wiivja for alot

[molokodude]

alot of scammers on fs latly.

[RuvenSr]

really?! can't see how you really can scam ppl on there

[molokodude]

scam link for buffers. its like every other hour theres 3 fsboxs. i know its gonna be disabled for abit soon. plus i hate vals bitch. he never said he'd try doing my name the song idea. and than he does prices like 8 times what i can afford to fucking offer god damn. im considering leaving.

[RuvenSr]

I've had the thought myself a few times.....one of the reasons for my "breaks".....just wouldn't feel right to tell them that my reasons for my breaks may alos somewhat include them

[molokodude]

yea it does tottally fair. vals pet for one.

[RuvenSr]

yeah don't really care for that one......

[molokodude]

fucking hate his lier self. he never said when he joined he did games or guess a song. he and wiivja should date each other their both one half of a wimp so togther their a full wimp. roto moment! no seriously im going to pass him. say...want to get 200 at excact same moment?

[RuvenSr]

we could try for it

[molokodude]

i be at one spot waiting for it and same with you...this rate i say early to mid june and its mine. im going to pass vals pet even thou my stam is lower. so lets see if the vexus was recalled off me lol. i wish i was in the air gear world thou...that would so own! you blade dude?

[RuvenSr]

couldn't get into it......it just felt way to awkward.....then again that was a few years ago......kinda want to give it another shot

[molokodude]

i could head up and teach you. but im more speed and free style without tricks. so if you want basics you got me.

[RuvenSr]

quite alright man, if I decide to pick up a pair of skates I think I'll learn the way i do with most everything....trial and error lol

[molokodude]

wicked. so...check out what i just massed on fs lol.

[molokodude]

lianna....really....oh....beca­use of your thing for not spelling properly and using leetspeak and attacking pepoles so she deleveled you lol. oh runescape is making it so you can see the dungeonfloors on the map now.

[RuvenSr]

rs really is trying to change a lot of things now

[molokodude]

but in good ways i think

[molokodude]

yay for sickness!

[molokodude]

easter on runescape!

[molokodude]

dude maryalice is back in elendil!

[RuvenSr]

dam, was a bit pissed when I noticed her gone before and no one mentioned to bother mentioning that she was one of the ones that left...I'll have to make sure I stiop by for a bit whithin the next couple of days then

[molokodude]

im proabblly gonna get stringer back..stinger is back.

[molokodude]

who keeps down marking my comments?

[RuvenSr]

prolly some random dude that found the vid and is pissed off for some reason....

[molokodude]

......your random alot....

[RuvenSr]

well...okay I give ya that one, but I can't compare to ya on that

[molokodude]

im so suicidal i openly say this cracker thinks mc hammer had more talent than tupac.

[molokodude]

i think im disgusted

[RuvenSr]

what of?

[molokodude]

..ok one i dont get sense of shit usally thats why i talk like i do and second not that your explantion of teh forum...you know what just ask that bitch wiivja what she did. you'll get my vibe...cant belive at one point i thought she was cute for a kid,

[RuvenSr]

....apparently I'm missing way to damn much.....I really need to find some space in my schedule to get on more often.......

[molokodude]

lol ya i kinda havnt kept you up to date because i know you...ok you see i have a gf yea? she asked me!

[RuvenSr]

wouldn't have expected someone to ask you lol

[molokodude]

i know right lol...anyways dude me hours are usally like 4:15 to like 8:20ish east coast time mate. so if you want to let up the chats let rock it than

[RuvenSr]

well i'll see what i can do over the next few days.....seem to have caught a rather nasty cold....to where I didn't even want to see the light of the computer the other day.....

[molokodude]

...lol i saw a clip of a show today on ellen (a show her wife is in) called better off ted. and she bascailly said"oh i went to cut up your skin and use it as my own"..hell i thought you were on tv for a second.

[RuvenSr]

nah, not even close......I would have used the skin, but not as my own......jerky anyone?

[molokodude]

...sure wouldnt mind some.

[RuvenSr]

if ya want to know a good recipe for some jerky watch zombie trailerpark

[molokodude]

lol

[molokodude]

fs is aint as much fun without u clarice!

[RuvenSr]

sorry man, but between college, homework, and and other odd assorted things I don't get but maybe 3 hours to relax each night and I'm including eating within that relaxation time lol...and truthfully that's with me already slacking off on my work.....lol

[molokodude]

so stop your wankin off time except for just in the shower lol...bummers

[RuvenSr]

......showers to dangerous......